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2013

23

May

Candice Swanepoel Nude Instagram Pic of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posted this picture of her totally naked on the beach in some tropical and luxurious place that she probably flew private to get to….you know on Vacation from her really hard vacation of a life….stripping down to her soul like some kind of hippie nudist who knows she’s got the hottest body around…unlike the nudists I see who think they have the hottest bodies around, but who are 60 plus in age and number of pounds overweight.

It’s a lovely, artistic picture that would only be better if I was in it, mounting her, or at least masturbating to her, posed a little more spread assed. But I’ll take what I can get. You see Instagram has rules and she can’t afford to get deleted. We can’t afford for her to get deleted. We need her and her handlers filling our lives with her life…

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2013

23

May

Jennifer Aniston as a Stripper for We’re The Millers of the Day

This is the intro trailer to The Hangover 3…it is a movie called We’re The Millers….where Jennifer Aniston plays a stripper….

More importantly, Jennifer Aniston is all over the place in her underwear because she plays a stripper, which is some Hollywood fantasy shit, up there with Wizards and Dragons, you know some CGI needed hustle and some strong storyline to really get lost in believing that she could ever be a stripper…

Not that I’m complaining, cuz despite her old lady face, she’s got a good old lady body for an old lady….cuz this old lady never lured a man into knocking her up and if she did she aborted that mission for career that relies on her body….

I mean her spray tanned leathery skin, all menopausal like an old catchers mitt is preobably not as awful as some of the stripper I get lap dances from, but usually the grannies are saved for the day shift.

The lies…are burning my eyes…but I don’t mind her in underwear…because why the fuck would I…I’m not gay or anything…..and behind these SPANX is a dried up vagina and as a non-gay…I’m into that….right?

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2013

23

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I saw the Hangover 3….I am not sure why…I am not a super fan who needs to be at the opening night of really anything, in fact I actually don’t care at all about any of that shit, but it happened randomly, so I went with it…..

The highlight of the night was partially realizing how idiotic the general public are. I forget sometimes, thanks to being a reclusive hermit….you know actually seeing what jokes they laugh at….or maybe it was the fact that I saw the whole movie in the fucking trailer. Not one joke left out.

My biggest criticism, other than that I fell asleep, trying to touch the girl next to me, is that none of them were wasted the entire movie…and that’s a tragedy for something called the hangover…

Not that it matters, they don’t pay me to write this shit….but they should…cuz I am actually hungover….

Here are some links….

I want to move into Amanda Bynes’ Apartment
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Jennifer Aniston as a Stripper…
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Cindy Crawford is Hot for Harper’s Bazaar
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A Whole Lot of Underboob Pics
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Girls Who Take Selfies
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How To Pick Up Dudes in the Hood
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This Girl Takes Photo Of Herself Everyday for the last 4.5 Years – Unfortunately not Nude Pics….
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Emma Roberts is Going to Be on American Horror Story
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Poor Kid Waterslide – Hilarious How Poor They are
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The Pope Says Atheists Go to Heaven…
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I masturbate to a girl on this Free Cam Site At Least Once A Week….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

22

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know about you, but I like that girls are self serving opportunists because it usually means they prostitute out to dudes and even if those dudes aren’t me, I just like that it happens…

I also like my friendship with Ireland Baldwin….and our turbulent friendship…..

1- She called me gross then blocked me….because no one likes being called Teen Mom….even though I think Teen Mom is a lovely thing….

2- Then she followed me, because I guess she realized dirty isn’t so bad….

3- Then I apologized, because I’m a gentleman and ladies love my charming ways…and she decided I’m not so dirty, even though I am….

Here are some stepLINKS…..

Blac Chyna’s Got a Ridiculous Booty….in Leggings…What The Fuck Am I Looking At
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A woman’s Abs are Magical Thing….
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Paz De La Huerta is Looking Fucking Rugged
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Ellie Goulding in Status Magazine….
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Some Kid Singing
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Shock Kissing Prank
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Michelle Heaton Fitness Bikini
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50 Common Misquotes…
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How To Pick Up Dudes in the Hood
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Chanel Iman Poses in a Hot 80s Inspired Porn Video
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15 Girls Pretty and Wild…
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Insane Artist Can’t Take Criticism
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Katie Holmes in a Wet T-Shirt
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Lover Escapes Cheating Wife’s Husband By Jumping Through a Window….
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Alessandra Ambrosio in her Pajamas
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Wet British Camel Toe
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Some Never Before Heard Spice Girls Song…
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I masturbate to a girl on this Free Cam Site Once a Week For Free….
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14 Year Old Crushes Van Halen
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Emilia Clarke Nude Bath Scene
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Backyard White Trash Dental
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Rosario Dawson’s Upskirt on the Red Carpet
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Some Kelly Brook Lookin’ Hot
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Jose Canseco’s Being Investigated for Rape
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I Would Do Blow Off This Chicks Ass Anyday!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!! Free 50 Minutes.
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Leanna Decker in a Little Bikini
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The Baby Bachelor Episode 2
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Her Name is Heather Joy and She’s Too Cute for Porn…
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Maryan Linchuk in a Bikini at the Beach
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The World is a Better Place with Cam Girls….
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The Chicks from Hollyoaks Topless!
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The Hottest Pictures of Old Celebrities
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Sharon Stones Weird See Through Dress
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The Hottest Pic of Katie Price You’ll See Today
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I don’t think She’s a Real Redhead – But She is Real Naked
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So Many Hot Fit Girls….
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Hottest Granny Pic You’ll See All Day
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Stoner Dad Takes a Bong Hit
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The Miranda Kerr Topless Pics I Posted Last Week – Revisited with more Wetness
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Dog Confused By a Fart Machine
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Girls in Tight Fucking Dresses
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TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
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19 Year Old’s Asshole Acting Up…
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Girl Jerks Off Wiyh Nunchucks
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18 Year Old Squirts in a Cocktail Glass
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Beach Threesome!
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Amazing Teen on Cam Playing With her Tits
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Today in Amateur Sex!
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MILF Gives a Massage
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Cam Girl Huge Tits Squirting
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Young Amateur Sucking Dick
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Cam Girl Vs a Dildo
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Free Cam Girls are the Future of Porn…
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Start a Sex Toy Collection to Use on Girls…These Are The Best Out There.
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I Love Phone Sex – It’s Some Throwback To an Old Classic – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

22

May

Paz dela Huerta is Broken and May Need Fixing of the Day

I am not going to let a little “What the fuck happened to this crazy crackhead’s face” get in the way of my love of Paz de la Huerta….a girl who’s great tits were all over boardwalk empire, until she got fired for being a fucking hipster crackhead with great tits. I mean she looks like she’s died and been left at the bottom of a swamp for a few months….but I am a loyal man, who will love her bloated, discolored, fucked up gutter face….

I mean I’m used to broken things, disgusting things, meth scabs can make for romantic games…and they don’t taste too bad either…at least not according to my friend Feotus…..


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2013

22

May

Nina Agdal’s Outtakes for Esquire with Bare Ass and Nipple of the Day

Nina Agdal is a model who is putting in serious bikini work to knock Kate Upton of her all you can eat buffet fat ass filled throne….you know the prized pig at the fair…in her pig pen….eating as much of the free celebratory food as she can…because those are the perks of being the prized pig….really taking ownership on her obesity….

You see, Nina Agdal was robbed of the cover this year, because SI wanted to milk the cow one more time before putting her to pasture, giving Nina a chance to take the fuck over…and that’s what she’s doing…

These are some outtakes of her Esquire shoot, with bare ass and some see through to nipple and shit is glorious…so glorious I can ignore the fact that she kinda looks downs syndrome…

The things people will do to make it….are great….

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

22

May

Rosario Dawson’s Weird Upskirt of the Day


I’ve heard some Rosario Dawson stories over the years, from her being some coked up annoying party slut in New York who thinks she’s super fucking important thanks to Harmony Korine pulling her out of the projects when she was 15 to star in her panties in his movie….a slut start to a slut life….filled with big tits….and now panty flashes…because by the looks of her stomach she’s pregnant and trying to give her baby a little light….what a considerate mom….

Or maybe she’s just accustomed to flashing her junk to make people care about her….and that’s why life has been too good to her up until now, handed to her big titties on a silver platter,

I say send her back to the ghetto where she belongs….because her panty flash hustle will be alot more like sucking dick for coke….or rent money…a place she belongs…


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Posted in:Rosario Dawson

2013

22

May

Sharon Stone’s Big Old Lady Tits Lookin’ Good of the Day


I generally hate old ladies…but I am totally down with whatever is going on here….possibly because her pussy was a big part of my masturbation in the 90s back when I’d rent her video and pause the shit on the pussy flash scene….trying to get it in perfect frame so that I could make out her labia before DVD existed….so many times that we were practically in a relationship. A relationship that ended when the internet hit and I got access to porn. But a relationship I’ll remember forever as a glorious time in my shitty fucking life….

I don’t know why she’s looking so hot at this event, it’s like some divorcee at the night club wanting to get some dick in her to make up for lost time and feel loved thanks to her husband leaving her for a 20 year old shit….a place I like to call heaven.


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Posted in:Sharon Stone

2013

22

May

The Woolrich Beheading in the UK Insane Footage of the Day

Holy fuck. This is fucking insanity.

To Somalian dudes beheaded a British Soldier and after the murder they talk to the camera to justify what he did, apologizing to the women who had to witness it, even though people in their country witness this all the time…..then pulling some Anarchy, fuck the government, they don’t care shit, so we chop of people’s heads shit…..only to walk back to the Soldier he just killed….

Here is the news story:

One man is reported dead and two others injured amid reports of a shooting incident close to the Royal Artillery Barracks in Woolwich this afternoon.One witness reported seeing a man beheaded in the street in an attack by two men.

The report also said that police officers opened fire after the attack in John Wilson Street in Woolwich.

There were reports that shots were fired after an apparent sword attack near the army base.

Pictures posted on Twitter appear to show two men lying on the road in Woolwich.

The air ambulance landed at the scene and paramedics treated victims in the street.

David Dixon, the head of Mulgrave Primary School, told the BBC that he walked out of the school gates and saw a body lying in the street. “We shut all the gates and made sure all the children were inside,” he said.

Mr Dixon also confirmed hearing gunshots.

The Metropolitan police would only say officers had been called to reports of ‘an assault’ on John Wilson Street.

Wellington Street has been sealed off and an air ambulance has arrived on the scene.

John Wilson Street is currently shut in both directions between Artillery Place and New Ferry Approach.

Twitter user Boya Dee writes an account of the incident online. These details have not yet been verified.

He wrote: ‘Ohhhhh myyyy God!!!! I just see a man with his head chopped off right in front of my eyes!

‘Oh my God!!!! The way Feds took them out!!! It was a female police officer she come out the whip and just started bussssin shots!!

‘Mate ive seen alot of s*** im my time but that has to rank sumwhere in the top 3. I couldnt believe my eyes. That was some movie s***.’

The two black bredas run this white guy over over then hop out the car and start chopping mans head off with machete!!

‘People were asking whyyy whyyy they were just saying we’ve had enough! They looked like they were on sutn! Then they start waving a recolver

‘Then boydem turn up!! Woolwich feds didnt want it… They had to wait for armed response.. Helicopters everyting…

‘Then thats how u know they were on sutn cos they actually went for armed feds with just two machete and an old rusty lookin revolver

‘The first guy goes for the female fed with the machete and she not even ramping she took man out like robocop never seen nutn like it

‘Then the next breda try buss off the rusty 45 and it just backfires and blows mans finger clean off… Feds didnt pet to just take him out!!

Here is the beheading video….this is a serious what the fuck is wrong with the world…and why the fuck do these assholes thing this is going to accomplish anything positive….

Horrible.

Here is a tweet from one of the witnesses….

Posted in:stepNEWS

2013

22

May

Petra Nemcova Hot Lingerie Photoshoot of the Day

My favorite thing about Petra Nemcova is that she survived the Tsunami like a superhero when the person she was with, her fiance, didn’t. Unless it was just an extravagant attempt to escape being locked down by her, and dude lives a life under a different name in South East Asia, which is possible, because even the hottest bitches, are nagging, self involved, emotionally driven, cunts who annoy as they try to control their man…..

My other favorite thing about Petra Nemcova, is staring at her nipples. She’s a survivor and by survivor I mean lovely as fuck…..

Posted in:NSFW|Petra Nemcova