2013
22
May
This body blows me the fuck away….I posted a bunch of these Vogue Australia PICS the other day, but more have been leaked, and they involve her pantsless, and despite not being spread opened wide enough that I can see her soul, is still fucking hot to me, because these legs, that fit stomach, and that little model booty is just fucking glorious…it makes me want to go mining in her womb for some South African blood diamonds…with my penis…
I’m a fan.
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
2013
22
May
Here’s something Tom Cruise was never able to do to Katie Holmes….and that’s get her wet.
Sure they have a kid, but gay guys have kids all the time, it’s the new generation people, we have modern science, and in Tom Cruise’s case Scientology….with labs that make this shit possible….there’s no evidence there was ever any penetration. If anything, the only evidence was her empty eyes, that looked medicated or brainwashed during years of their marriage, that she finally escaped, allowing her to frolic in the city for a movie, without a care in the world, because she knows the aliens aren’t coming to get her and her chosen alien baby….that was all just hollywood lies…
Now I prefer my wet t-shirt contests with more tit, more nipple, less 40 year old mom, more college coed on roofies….but this works for me, because I am a sick man.
Posted in:Katie Holmes
2013
22
May
I’ve posted PICS OF Camille Rowe Naked and Half Naked a few times before….because I like to keep track of these models who are willing to get naked to get ahead, which happen to be all models, because the ones who don’t get naked never get to the level where any of us will ever know they exist. They are more the kind that do local wedding dress fashion shows and shit you don’t care about and will never masturbate to, but that give them an ego because none of their friends are having low level catalog pictures taken of them…..
I’m more into real models, who get paid a lot of money to strip down, it’s just the idea that fashion turns a normal hot chick into a stripper that fires me up….not to mention their bodies in pictures are awesome to look at….even when I know their bodies in person are probably 6 foot tall, broad and scary as shit.
All this to say, Camille Rowe is from France and that means she has anal sex on the first date after some wine and cheese…..and that just makes her better.
Posted in:Camille Rowe
2013
22
May
Cindy Crawford is lovely as fuck. Sure she’s old, tired, washed up, haggard even, but I think she’s a delicate flower still in bloom, despite what her menopause and dried up pussy is saying.
Maybe I have a soft spot for 1993, when she really fucking mattered, and I have a hard time moving on, or maybe I just like bitches with moles.
But I am going to assume it’s got more to do with running into her on the street once as she was getting out of her town car and walking into her hotel, and we exchanged glances, and when our eyes locked, part of me died, because it was amazing, magical and exactly how she worked the camera….reminding me that she’s fuckin’ good at looking good and here she is proving she’s still got it for Harper’s Bazaar Spain….
Posted in:Cindy Crawford
2013
22
May
Cora Keegan is a model who I have been asking to have my baby the last couple of days. She’s a hipster out of LA and she’s fucking hot and making moves….that Victoria’s Secret have got wind of, because they are some underbelly secret society, that have recruited her into their evil web of lies and deception…..because Victoria’s Secret is the lingerie version of that Castro dude in Cleveland….only instead of punching their pregnant bitches in the stomach, they put them in lingerie to win us over and sell more lingerie….and I’m only concerned about this because every job they give Cora Keegan, the less chance I have marrying her and having her babies…in our own Cleveland basement prison party….
Victoria’s Secret has won this round….
Posted in:Cora Keegan
2013
22
May
Every once in a while, an American Model happens, you know who isn’t a fucking cow like Kate Upton, and who the hormones in the food and the AMerican diet work for in a glorious way…
This model’s name is Samantha Gradoville, she’s got some serious tits…I’ve POSTED HER TITS BEFORE …..and I’m just happy she’s not working at walmart, morbidly obese, on a motor scooter, reading a tabloid and talking about a Kardashian like most American Woman…
She’s good.
Posted in:NSFW|Samantha Gradoville
2013
22
May
There is something totally useless about seeing an old and tired Jenna Jameson in her bikini on the beach….posing like she’s hot…because the interent will link you up to hours and hours of her getting fucked back in her prime…I’m talking gangbangs, to anal, dyking out, to solo, she’s done it all…..yet I am still compelled to post the shit…
Maybe it is cuz we were once internet friends…or maybe it’s cuz I like the idea of a vagina well travelled….knowing the underlying damaged soul that comes with it…
You know, that’s the real porn to me…not all that penetration on camera shit…but the broken girl behind all the fake hair and make up..
Not to mention, she’s got a rockin’ booty, even if she’s a mom who had a mom pussy before being a mom, thanks to all the insertion.
Posted in:Jenna Jameson
2013
22
May
I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want…..these big black titties to fall out of her dress….but I never get what I want…
You wanna know a funny Scary Spice story? Back in 1997 when they released their first video, Mel B’s nipple were hard in a green shirt, and I didn’t have internet at the time, and would watch MTV waiting for that video to drop to jerk off to it.
I guess that makes her kinda like my girlfriend, even if she’s old and fat now….which doesn’t bother me because back in 1997 I was old and fat too….we are two who became one.
Posted in:Mel B
2013
22
May
This is all I could find on El Grace:
EL Grace is a up and coming artist who specializes in Free Form Music, Fashion Modeling, Abstract Photography and The gift of Living Lucidly. Currently Resides in NYC
Translation: She is a hipster chick with a trust fund who hangs and fucks the right people, doesn’t have a real job, and dicks around all day doing nonsense that doesn’t matter, which thanks to the right friends, like Terry Richardson, will lead to a serious modeling contract, allowing her to take her nonsense to the next level, and share it with her gang of retard followers who buy into anything she says and does, because she’s got the stamp of approval in the fashion and art world…a world that is all a fucking lie….
But I’ll still stare at her tits….even if she’s not my type…cuz tits are fun to stare at when you’ve got nothing else to do.
Even when they are shitty, uneven, on a busted up face that isn’t hot in anyway, and that looks like a teen runaway…because teen runaways, no matter what they look like, are lovely….or even a half retarded inbred kid on sedatives….either way…here are her tits…
2013
22
May
The British Soap Opera Award happened and I am going to assume that it was probably the trashiest fucking event of all time…because Soap Operas in general are trash and the UK is filled with trash who love the shit….I mean it is the land of Glamour Models and blue collar people buying Calendars to satisfy their grey, toothless lives….it’s just expected that the girls who attend this shit are just garbage I want to ejaculate on….but not it….and here are a ton of pics…from Michelle Keegan to who the fuck cares….enjoy
Posted in:Events
