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2013

22

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Giving my phone number out to random people on the internet out of boredom has proven to be both the best decision and worst decision of my internet life. I’ve been getting prank calls all night and haven’t even got one titty pic…

It was an experiment that like most experiments I partake in, was also a fail…

Here are some morning links….

Lance Armstrong Asked Some Bitch to Eat His Ass Out
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For the Nerds – Here’s the New Man of Steel Trailer
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Horrible News of the Day – Will Smith is Getting Back into Music with Kanye West…in a Homosexual Retreat….
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Zombie Feast – Drive Thru Prank
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Girls in Slutty Dresses
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Busty Naked Chick of the Day
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A Dude in Florida Stopped During a Police Chase to Steal Beer
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50 Pics of an Import Model
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Light Stick Show……is the Gayest Thing You’ll See Today….
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Brad Pitt Does Jesus in the New Esquire…
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I am in love with one of the models on this free cam site….she shows me her anus….
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2013

21

May

stepLINKS of the Day

As much as I love talking about myself, hating on hot bitches, calling girls fat, complaining about my wife, lusting after 20 years olds, getting drunk, dirty and hating all the idiots that make up this great land….

I do think it is my duty as a guy with such a huge internet following, to do some good with it…and try to help people, inspire people, or even change the world and make it a better place…

My name is Jesus, I need to do some hero shit to live up to it…

So my friend referred me to Operation Blessing as a charity of choice to help the people in Oklahomo rebuild their lives after a man made tornado tore through it…so donate something…do your part….

If you can’t, you’re a selfish asshole, here are some stepLINKS….

Alice Eve in her Bra and Panties in Star TRek
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Courtney Stodden’s Big Tits in Disneyland
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Hot Bitches in Sports Bras
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The Single Most Uninteresting Judges Ever on the X-Factor
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Her Name is Ashlie and She’s Lovely as Shit as She Grabs Her Tits
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Man Sets Up Ghost Cam – Catches his Wife Having Sex with his Son
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Printer Ruins a Cat’s Day
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A Compilation of Painful Nut Shots
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Wilmer Valderama on the BEach With a 18 Year Old Bitch in a Bikini
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January Jones Still Has TIts
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Eva Longoria’s Tampon String Upskirt
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Olivia Munn’s Hard Nipples in Esquire
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Guitar String in Slow Motion…
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I can Never Have Too Many Babes on Webcams
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Every Nude Scene Ever From Game of Thrones
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Taylor Swift Hates Justin Bieber….
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Why Do I Think Brooklyn’s Smallest Penis Visits This Site
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15 Hottest Women in the Fast and the Furious Movies
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Trish Stratus Has a Sexy Yoga Workout
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Megan Fox Looks Amazing on TMNT Set
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Adriana Lima Modeling Workout Gear
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Layla ROse Huge Tits in Black Lingerie
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Crazy Tornado Intercept
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Loving Britney’s Mom Booty in Sweat Pants…
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Hispanic Singer’s Tit Falls Out of Her Dress – AWESOME
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20 Hot Pics of Some Ethnic Chick
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Joanna Krupa’s Bikini Pics
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This Girl Simona Has Huge Fucking Boobs
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Animals are Awesome
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Teen Mom’s Got Herself a REality Show
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Babes Washing Cars With Their Huge Tits
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Earth.
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George Michaels Almost Died – And Not of AIDS
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Her Name is Audrey Aleen and She’s Naked and Shaved
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Chemistry Teacher Fail
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TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
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Cam Girl With Huge Tits Squirts!
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Fatty in her Bunk Bed Gives Head….
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Cam Girl Works Her Tits
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Cam Girl Works Her Pussy
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Hot Girl Jerks Off With Some Cool Whip
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Girl Films Herself While She Rubs Her Twat
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…Cam Girls are the BEst
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SEX TOYS MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!! Free 50 Minutes.
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

21

May

Frederique Bel Nipple for Cannes of the Day

Frederique Bel is in France…from France….and dressed like the French…because in France, topless is considered being clothed, and as much as Americans want to hate the french and mock their bushes, we should be embracing, and copying their lead when it comes to tits, because so often when I leave the house, I see a girl and think, shit, I’d rather see her topless, but it’s not allowed here….if only we were in france…they’ve got it all figured out….the girls even have anal sex on the first date….and don’t expect to ever see you again…because they just want to have fun….like Frederique Bel….in her titty dress….good times.


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Posted in:Frederique Bel|NSFW

2013

21

May

Demi Moore’s Bikini Top of the Day

No this isn’t a scene from a Horror movie, despite what her second belly button from all the Tummy Tucks is telling you, it is just Demi Moore in a bikini….

Sure she’s a zombie, or a frankenstein in her own right, only 10 percent of her is officially her, and the rest of her is modified thanks to modern science….because that’s what insecure, naturally ugly, slept her way to the top whores do to themselves….and sure she’s scary to look at, or to imagine what her vagina looks and feels like….

But she’s still in a bikini top, and I’ve jerked off to worse. Every now and then you need to put yourself to the test to see how low your masturbation can go…

This may be one of those times…


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2013

21

May

Chanel Iman Gone Wild for Galore Magazine of the Day

This is an awesome video for Galore Magazine….

It is a bit throwback tribute to the early 80s, in what I like to call the glory days of the porn industry and not just because I love bush…but because it wasn’t about throat fucking trailer trash and still had a little eroticism up in it…back when porn wasn’t so saturated throat fucking clips of every girl wanting to make 100 dollars….not that I am against that, but sometimes I like to remember what was…

It is also a bit of a snuff film vibe.

Either way, it makes me want to rip lines and jerk off, and that’s a good thing….Chanel Iman in lingerie being directed like a little slut…also a good thing…

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Posted in:Chanel Iman

2013

21

May

Candice Swanepoel’s Alright for Instagram of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posted these pics to instagram and they are lovely, even if totally expected, because her body makes her millions, it is totally fucking fit, and why the fuck wouldn’t she be showing it off to people, since it is all we want or expect of her….I mean seeing her fully clothed would be like a chef feeding a dinner party a fucking can of beans for dinner….

I am a fan, it is just unfortunate she’s not the farmer’s daughter in South Africa fucking the hired hands, because when she was, she was probably a hell of a lot easier to have sex with, but also a hell of a lot more at risk for HIV….thanks South Africa AIDS statistics for that….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

21

May

Jessica Simpson Pregnant Pic of the Day

I don’t know why pregnant pics of Jessica Simpson bring me such joy….but they do…she’s a fucking tank…filled with fetus and Texan BBQ….and her ankles look like they are going to break from all the pressure and her pants look like they’ve taken on the biggest challenge of their pants life….because she really takes pregnancy and eating for two seriously…and the whole thing is fucking lovely….the beautiful glow of a pregnant woman….who is about to explode and splatter cake all over people in a 20 foot radius of her….

Normally pregnancy grosses me out…but today…it makes me laugh…


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Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2013

21

May

Beth Humphries Presents 2013’s Sexiest New Babes of the Day

Glamour Models represent all that is right in the world.

They are average looking at best, you know the girl you’d never think would become a model growing up, who would have just assumed would have had kids at 20 with her uncle who molested her and made her the broken girl she is, but who instead aborted that mission, took off her shirt and never had to work a regular job again, because thanks to the need for topless models in the UK coupled with her great tits, shot by decent photographers, she can be a star in her own right…and like a stripper she’s probably a cunt, with an ego, who thinks she’s more important than she is, but that’s ok, cuz even though we know she’s a nobody, her talents are a joke, we can still stare at her tits, and they are lovely.

Glamour Models remind me of the purpose of a woman and the reason they were sent to this earth….and that is to please men.

Posted in:Beth Humphries|NSFW

2013

21

May

Lisandra Mendes in a Bikini for Eve Brazil of the Day

Lisandra Mendes is either Portuguese or Brazilian. I can’t find anything about her on the internet, but in defense of her relevance and importance to the world, I didn’t look that hard. I mean she could be a massive hit in whatever country she’s from for all I know, and she should be, cuz this ethnic body is pro….top notch…and meant to be modeling bikinis…so whoever she is, and whatever she does, let’s hope the evil corporations like Victoria’s Secret abduct her and her family and put her to work, cuz she’s fucking lovely half naked….and if I wasn’t so lazy, I’d totally dig through the internet for more….

Posted in:Lisandra Mendes

2013

21

May

Emma Watson for W of the Day

Emma Watson is in W MAGAZINE and these are some of the pictures….boring fucking pictures…that luckily are exciting to her fans, because her fans are into Wizards and shit, making them not so into girls, or at least into fucking girls, but more into lusting after them in uncomfortable ways as they LARP…..

You know she could be in a clown costume, mascot costume, just the idea that it is Emma Watson…the EMMA WATSON…from Harry Potter….makes them spontaneously ejaculate….I mean as far as they’re concerned they’ve been in a relationship for the last decade and her older familiar face…is all they want to know…and anyway they get it, they are stoked…

While I’m more into nude fashion shoots. Call me crazy.

Posted in:Emma Watson