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2013

20

May

Olivia Munn in her Bikini for Esquire of the Day

Oliva Munn is the fucking worst, but for some reason people still care about her. I would have figured her leaving a now defunct show that is all she’s ever really done, would make her semi-irrelevance totally irrelevant…..but the reality is her semi irrelevance was designed for nerds….who as we know are a loyal crowd, who would never make her fade into obscurity….at least that’s what her hard nipples in Esquire are telling me, cuz why the fuck else would they feature her….I mean it’s not like she’s a household name….she’s not even hot…but whatever…I’ll just go with it…

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2013

20

May

Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique of the Day

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This is probably some pretty serious news to comic book nerds everywhere….Jennifer Lawrence in full Mystique make-up has been leaked to the internet….Mystique, a character they probably grew up to and who they probably got their first boner to….making this picture the kind of think that could put a virgin loser nerd in lockdown for a week….but I guess the real virgin loser nerd has already seen the shit because being a socially awkward fanboy with nothing much to do but sit and follow the entire cast and crew of the movie on social media…is all you have…

To those of us who don’t care about comic books, here’s Jennifer Lawrence in a blue body suit for some shitty mainstream IMAX 3D movie she’s booked, cuz that’s where all Academy award winners belong….

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2013

20

May

Candice Swanepoel Hot for Vogue Australia of the Day

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Her body is ridiculous….and seeing her walk around with a whip isn’t all that bad either….which reminds me that fashion is softcore porn…touchin on some fetish shit…that I am totally into…because let’s face it…my life is pretty boring and this gives me something to do while I’m waiting for drinks….

You know hoping that this becomes fashion, and that the future is filled with women in one piece bathing suits and whips….because isn’t vogue all about style…and so am I….

Just the other day I asked a girl what she was wearing and if I could take it off with my mouth….she freaked out calling me a pervert…even though I just wanted to know her style…I also just want Candice Swanepoel and her tight body to teach me a lesson….even if it involves being fisted. She’s that good.

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2013

20

May

Rihanna’s Hot Instagram of the Day

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Rihanna is an exhibitionist…I like that in a woman….I know most girls are sluts and whores, into male attention and fucking to get ahead…but only a select few are into being watched by as many fucking people as possible….and those are the women I appreciate, because I get to partake in the fun, while most girls who are sluting and whoring aren’t out there doing it for me cuz they have standards….luckily…I don’t….

Rihanna is lovely.

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2013

20

May

Jennifer Morrison Dumpy Ass at the Billboard Awards of the Day

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I am not gonna bother looking up Jennifer Morrison…I am going to just assume she’s important enough to get invited to the Billboard Music Awards and delusional enough to think her ass his hot enough to wear a dress that is more of a pair of ill-fitting underwear….allowing her ass to squeeze out of it in some weird ways that I’m not against…in fact that I endorse…because I’ll stare at even the most lumpy bitch trying to be sexy…exposing herself to the masses…so that we remember who she is….In fact I am a fan of this kind of behavior…even if she looks like a mom at the pool….not really my favorite thing…but good enough to stare at and try to masturbate to.

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2013

20

May

Ireland Baldwin’s 5 Year Old Vagina of the Day

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I like to think `17 year old Ireland Baldwin has officially mastered VINE with this comedic gem that covers topics such as pedophilia, diddling a 5 year old Vagina….I guess when babysitting….in what would be the kind of pedophilia I would be into if I had a 5 year old vagina and she was my babysitter, you know the kind I wouldn’t have repressed memories about or that I wouldn’t become a lesbian over, because she’s a bit of a babe and being molested by a babe…is a dream of mine….

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2013

20

May

Petra Benova’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know who the fuck Petra Benova is, but based on her name, I am going to assume she’s a mail order bride who got away, or maybe a cam girl who managed to escape the wrath of the people who kidnapped her, because it makes for a better story than just some bitch on the beach the paparazzi are taking pics of because they need bikini content for the blogs…doesn’t matter who is in the bikini…just as long as they have a wikipedia page….it’s a silly business, at least it would be if staring at bikini pics wasn’t hot sauce….

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2013

20

May

Elsa Pataky in her Bikini for Women’s Health of the Day

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I don’t know or care who Elsa Pataky is – but Women’s Health does and they decided to strip her down into a bikini and share her with the world, and I’m not complaining, I feel like every girl needs to be celebrated for her accomplishments by being stripped the fuck down…

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2013

20

May

Eva Longoria’s Weird Panty Flash of the Day

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I have no idea what’s going on here, it’s like bitch is screaming for the world to look at her, lifting her dress like a four year old at a wedding who wants people to look at her instead of the bride….you know attention craving….starving for a camera to look at her…all while covering up her Mexican corn tortilla filled gunt….if you look close enough you may see a tampon string…like she’s not old and menopausal….and really old and menopausal or not…I’m totally into more girls following her lead!

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2013

20

May

Nicki Minaj Gives Lil Wayne a Lap Dance of the Day

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Here’s a little Nicki Minaj in leggings looking like she’s wearing a diaper…because her ass is that fat….giving Lil Wayne a lap dance like she was the one having a seizure…shaking her ass….like she was a stripper….when in fact she’s some Drama student who was raised in a white neighborhood just marketed as a gutter hip hop girl who would have stripped had her parents not been middle class….you know because it makes for a good story, or a better story, in her quest to find authenticity….in her plastic bullshit life…

But you know what, I appreciate the effort and her trying….it’s a good look for national TV….

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