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2013

14

May

Miley Cyrus Pantsless for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know what the deal is with this Miley Cyrus picture is, but I know that it is amazing…and I am glad that it happened…because Miley Cyrus, despite being an entitled, spoiled brat, rich cunt of a person….with an irritating hick twang thanks to her uneducated cuz her parents sold her to the entertainment industry ass, an ass I’d like to have sex with, not because it looks 15 thanks to Disney hormone therapy, but because it’d be good to K-Fed….except for the whole having to listen to her talk part….an ass that I don’t mind seeing pantsless, because let’s face it, she’s got a tight body

Miley Cyrus…you’ve won again.

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2013

14

May

Teen Mom is Headed to Florida of the Day

In Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham, the girl who says she’s not a pornstar, despite being in a porn with a pornstar, and selling more copies of a porn movie than any pornstar around news….she is is heading to Florida for a meet and greet with her fans…at a porn convention….

Apparently, she will do anything for attention, including the Miami convention called EXXXOTICA. She’s going to be at the CLUB Magazine booth, where she’ll be signing autographs and making dreams come true for all her new found fans…even though she’s not a pornstar people. She just fucks pornstars on camera….

I mean, she might as well be embracing it, because it’s making her so much fucking money, and it is the one thing she’s done that people actually care about. So the thought that it was a one hit wonder doesn’t exist. Her porn will happen, just not again according to her, because everything she says is bullshit lies to get people talking, like that she’s pregnant with JAMES DEEN’S baby……

The world has seen her squirt and do anal…she might as well just roll with it, and I guess it looks as though she is and that’s a good thing, because I am a huge fan of her work

You see, I’ve been promoting the exclusive clip from VIVID of her Squirting Scene all week.

I’ve also watched the porn over and over again she’s fucking good, despite how unattractive her face and fake tits may be….she fucks on camera well.

So if you are in FLORIDA this week, I want you talk to her for me, get some exclusive pics and video….and we can be friends for ever….I mean it is an awesome opportunity to prank her….

If you’re not in Florida this week, and no one really should be CLICK HERE TO SEE HER SQUIRT

Posted in:Farrah Abraham|Teen Mom

2013

14

May

Is this an Emma Watson See Through of the Day

These pictures of Emma Watson at the airport are circulating – and people are saying you can see her nipples….

I don’t see her nipples.

I am guessing the people who do are either Harry Potter nerd freaks who have been wanting this day to come so badly the last 10 years they’ve been watching her every move, coupled with the fact that they think they are fucking wizards….you know like you…you freak…


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2013

14

May

Aubrey O’Day Thinner for Instagram of the Day

It’s safe to say that Aubrey O’Day knows her selfie angles.

You know the kind of fat chick who knows how to pose for a selfie, because a selfie is the only photograph being taken of her, cuz she just doesn’t matter anymore, not that she ever did, but as far as she is concerned she did, you know DIDDY fucked her and all, that’s a big deal for some fat chick from Palm Springs….

She’s modeling a bikini for instagram, she’s not offensively fat, I don’t have to listen to her talk, so I’m okay with this shit…even if I hate everything about her….there’s just something about her not looking like a fat ditch pig…that makes me forget all the negatives….

She should keep this sucking in her gunt thing up…it’s the best she’s been…pretty much ever…even if I can tell she’s still a fat chick posing proper….and I hate fat chicks…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2013

14

May

Bar Refaeli Instagram Bikini Pics of the Day

The rumors are that Bar Refaeli is some coked out party slut in Israel who fucks A-Listers to make herself feel more important than the other girls she’s ripping lines with….you know cuz it wasn’t that long ago that she was a big model everyone cared about…before moving back to Israel to be pretty much nothing special….but luckily in her demise, her fall from the bikini wearing top, there is some reflection on the glory days that were, and in her case, that comes with either trying to relive them or revisit them by posting pics of herself in a bikini to social media like it was old times….and luckily people like me…are into that.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2013

14

May

Zoe Saldana is Strategically Nude for Allure of the Day

Zoe Saldana is strategically nude for Allure and I don’t think her fan base is really going to give a fuck, despite being awkward virgin losers, because she only matters to them when she’s painted blue, and all non blue painted nude photoshoots are just pulling away from what they care about and what makes her matter to them….her being the Avatar love interest…

You know every other movie she does takes away from what she is to them, so in a lot of ways these strategic nudes are depressing to the people who actually care about her, and depressing to me, because they are strategic nudes and her ethnic vag isn’t spread eagled.

Posted in:Zoe Saldana

2013

14

May

Selma Blair’s Bikini Pics Aren’t So Hot of the Day

What you probably don’t realize, because she hasn’t made all that much noise career-wise the last decade, is that Selma Blair, mom and star of such classic movies as Cruel Intentions, is that she’s actually 40 years old….so rockin’ a bikini with a t-shirt on is probably a good thing. I mean no one needs to see her mangled stretched out belly scars, leave that shit for her husband, who everyday has to ask himself why he went along with the whole making babies thing…because you know if she’s hiding the gunt, the cunt is probably worse off…..he could have just kept her a skinny little out of work celebrity….like she’s been the last 10 years….but instead he shot for the uterus and now his bitch wears t-shirts to the beach like a fat chick. Lucky guy.


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2013

14

May

Katherine Damm is Topless in a Bikini of the Day

I have no idea who this chick is…and I am not just saying that….as I do sometimes when I can’t remember who a bitch is and I am too lazy to google her to see what her deal is….because I googled Katherine Damm and found nothing but shit on some Harvard Law professor or some shit, something I can safely assume is not what this girl is up to, who she is…but I realize none of that matters, because she’s topless on a beach…her titties bouncing as she runs out of the sea…and that makes her relevant enough for me…seriously…any girl willing to get naked for a camera is a girl I’m a fan of…from sexting to high fashion….porn to movies…I don’t care…just show me the nudity…


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Posted in:Katherine Damm|NSFW

2013

14

May

Barbara Palvin is Boring in Underwear for L’Officiel Turkey of the Day

Barbara Palvin is overrated. I don’t mind her but for some reason she just looks like a big Eastern European chick who could beat the fuck out of me, even if all models are massively tall freaks who in person cause fear in those near by, you know giants with good features that can take a decent pic, but that when not in pictures are freaks, well paid freaks who probably don’t realize they are freaks, cuz they get paid so well and are celebrated by the world who also don’t realize they are freaks, but instead makethem think that they are what girls are supposed to look like, while giving regular girls insecurities and a complex, leading to them being more willing to have sex with me, making me like models just the way they are….because indirectly, they get me laid….

Here are some pics of her for some Turkish magazine shit…

Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2013

14

May

Xenia Deli in Shitty Catalog Lingerie Pics of the Day

Xenia Deli is my favorite Deli, the kind of Deli I’d like to visit twice a day, you know to lick the salami sandwich in her panties, especially when looking at pics of her wearing panties, not that there’s much competition in terms of Deli’s I visit, because they are all run by fat, greasy lookin’ dudes who make me want to throw-up while eating the sandwich they made me, knowing that they probably didn’t wash their hands after taking a huge deli worker dump….so she’s a great looking girl, easy to look at and to compare to other delis, but the fact is, these catalog shots fucking suck even if she’s half naked in it.

I mean she’s hot, but there’s something creepy about a woman with her nipples photoshopped out. Just ask Angelina Jolie and her Zombie tits.


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Posted in:Xenia Deli