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2013

15

May

Candice Swanepoel Bikini in St Barts of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posted this bikini pic of her working her ass off in St Barts shooting for Victoria’s Secret for her million dollar a year contract that I assume involves being in a 5 star luxury villa, with staff catering to her every need, unlimited drinks and food and entertainment, to occupy her time that she’s not working, which I assume is probably most of the day, because models are slackers, virtually unemployed, but making bank, all because they look good in pictures…what a joke…..at least for the rest of us, myself not included, because this is barely a job…

Candice Swanepoel is lovely as fuck.

Here’s Victoria’s Secret Models and their “What is Sexy” list that I think is trying to take a cue from DOVE to empower things that are so not sexy….hearing these bitches talk is way less interesting that seeing them half naked…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

15

May

Karlie Kloss in Extra Long Jeans Campaign of the Day

Well this is some circus grade shit….I’m talking bitch on stilts doing a fucking dance…hoping for someone to either push her off to put her out of her misery, or throw a couple of quarters her way so that she can put it towards her college education so that she doesn’t need to humiliate herself on stilts….You know the kind of stilt walker working at the subway station ….only Karlie Kloss is not on stilts, these are her actual 6 foot something legs, in a pair of 40 inch inseam jeans, that have recently been launched, because thanks to hormones in the food, some girls are growing out lateral and disgusting like Kate Upton, while others are just tall skinny freaks…and as someone who loves me some long legs…I’m totally into this…as weird as it may be…because it’s not nearly as weird as other fetishes….likes being shit on, or paying girls to walk on live mice in heels….or whatever else is going on out there in this crazy internet influenced world….

Posted in:Karlie Kloss

2013

15

May

Miranda Kerr Booty For Instagram of the Day

Miranda Kerr, finally free from the devil at Victoria’s Secret, has done a photoshoot for V Magazine, and decided to post it to her social media, all bootyful and amazing….because guess what, there is life after the oppressor, corporate demon that has you locked down in prison….cuz when you look like Miranda Kerr, lots of other people will want to pay you to get half naked, and even if they don’t, you can just take selfies like everyone else…Yay…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2013

15

May

Highlight Pictures from the Star Trek Premiere of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Star Trek. I never have. I lived in a foster home as a kid and they always insisted on watching the shit, despite my protests, teaching me that no one cares about the half Mexican kid. Something I’ll always blame Star Trek for….

I do find it funny that all Americans call it Star Track…at least on Pawn Stars…

There was a premiere and these are the 3 hightlights:

1 – Jessica Szhor Wore a See Through to Bra While Lookin like Shit

2- Zoe Saldana – Showed off her Naval Lookin’ Hard Faced

3- Jennifer Morrison Had Back Pimples and I love Back Pimples

4- Maria Menounos Was There….and She Showed Us How Greek She Was With Where She Likes It Put….


That’s all I have to say about that….

Posted in:Events

2013

15

May

Coco Working the Pole of the Day

Nothing says classy hooker, quite like seeing a bitch work a pole….

Showing the world how she made it…not that she’s made it…but she’s done better for herself than most strippers..

A little throwback to what was….you know her skill set that got her to the top….like seeing a retired baseball player pitch a knuckle ball at a charity event….

Talents left behind but never forgotten…..

And I’m just amazed she can lift her fat ass off the ground….she is a talent….no wonder she’s on TV…

No wait, she’s on TV cuz she slept her way there. Good girl..

Posted in:Coco

2013

15

May

Cara Delevigne and Rita Ora in a Music Video Remix of the Day

Hunger Magazine produced a fashion video for their fashion magazine featuring busty Rihanna impersonator making a name for herself, RITA ORA and top cocaine bag dropping model Cara Delevigne, and they are wearing bras, being intense hipster party girls, getting down to a Rita Ora Remix, and I think it’s a good way to start your day….even if you hate this kind of thing…because how can you really hate angry looking lipstick lesbians…dancing…

Posted in:Cara Delevigne|Rita Ora

2013

15

May

Amii Grove in Fishnets for Page 3 of the Day

I don’t know or really care who Amii Grove, but I have seen her tits…and now so have you…meaning getting to know her no longer really matters…unless you’re a fucking creep and like the backstory of the broken girl naked in pictures you are trying to use as foreplay for your masturbation…you know a superfan actually interested in what her likes and dislikes are, where things went wrong and how she made them right and all that shit….while I am the kind of guy who only listens to that shit when trying to get a girl comfortable enough to walk around my hotel room like this….cuz let’s face it, everyone’s got a story, problems, and headaches, so let’s just let them worry about their dad not loving them, or their dreams of a soccer husband and this being the best strategy, or the fact that this pays more than waitressing, while I worry about staring at her tits….cuz if I wanted to hear her bullshit, I wouldn’t be looking at pics of her, I’d be looking at her in disgust over breakfast while she complains about our kids….

Posted in:Amii Grove|NSFW

2013

15

May

Morning Butt Video of the Day

This is one of the more ridiculous videos I’ve seen today…but in my defense I just woke up. I mean, this woman isn’t hot in anyway, but every once in a while we need to masturbate to the ugly ones to appreciate the good looking ones, you know bad sex to like what you have, kinda why married chicks have sex with me to save their marriages, because they realize hey it’s not so bad…

More importantly, this video is no about the host, it’s about her ass, and the tricks that it does….How can you hate this loveliness…

Posted in:Videos

2013

15

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the

I spent my night recruiting girls to mud wrestle me….I got one looped into the amazing plan….but realized I had no mud to wrestle in….reminding me that next time I go out there looking for fun…I need to come prepared. It’s like bringing a girl home, being right about to fuck, and her saying “no condom, no party”….and you have no condoms because you never get girls home with you and you used them all masturbating….not that that would ever happen, since no one uses condoms, but I’m trying make you understand the loss, pain and sadness I felt….the good news is I drank through it. Now I’m hungover.

Here are some morning links…

Some Shitty Ali Larter Mom CLeavage
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The Best Japanese GIF of the Day
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Man With No Hands Crushes Red Hot Chili Peppers Song on the Drums
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Today in Tramp Stamps
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Milla Jovovich Smiling for Vogue Turkey
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I would eat the Shit that Comes Out of This Ass – Just to Get High…
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In Loving Memory of Angelina Jolie’s Breasts. Our thoughts are with her Family in this Hard Time…RIP Motherfucker – Video Tribute
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Rodeo Clown Backflip over Bull
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Cat Opens 5 Doors to Go Outside
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A Little Human BUNGEE
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

14

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Things haven’t been the same since Angelina Jolie amputated her titties…I haven’t been able to jerk off, fuck, or even eat….all I can do is drink…while mourning this great loss.

I never get upset when celebrities die…in fact I just laugh at the shit, but but apparently I do when their tits do.

I don’t even know if I’ll be able to suck my strippers tits during my lap dance tonight…all I’ll see is Angelina…

RIP Motherfucker. Them titties were good. They lived a good life….a life that was cut too short. Tragedy.

Here are some links…while I get drunk…

Is this an Emma Watson See Through?
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Hot Chicks Laying in Bed
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Brad Pitt on Angelina Jolie’s Tits….
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Britney Spears has a Horrible Booty
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Lana Del Rey Looks Good in Fashion Magazine
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You Need These Cowboy Shirts!
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How To Open a Beer Compilation
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Say Bye to Bill Heder
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I am Very Into this Josi Detz CHick and Her Half Naked Posing
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Stoned Golden Retriever
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Woman Gets Kicked Off Plane for Singing I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
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THis is Hilarious – Rich People Hired Disabled Tour Guides to Cut the Line and DIsney!!
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Kirsten Dunst Brings Her titties to Cannes
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This Guy with the World’s Biggest Dick Makes The Worst Music Video Ever
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Some Argentinian Singer’s Tit Falls Out on TV!
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Some Chick Named Roxanne Pallet Working Out in Short Shorts
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The 20 Hottest Pics of Angelina Jolie
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Victoria Silvstedt in a Bikini on a Yacht. Like a Hooker…
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This Girl in a White Skirt Has Insane Tits
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New Parents – VS- Starbucks – Cuz New Parents Don’t Realize No One Wants Their Shitty Baby Diaper Unleashed While We’re Sipping Our Lattes – Entitled fucked.
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This is the Suspect in the NOLA Shooting
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A Dude Breaks Into a Pizza Place – To Make a Pizza
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Teen Mom is Pregnant With James Deen’s Baby for Attention
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Gary Busey Does Buddy Holly’s Not Fade Away – And It’s Awesome
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The Public Response to Angelina Jolie’s Titty Death
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The Human Chainsaw
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Mindy Kaling is a Racist Who Only Makes Out With White Guys on her Show
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The Weirdest Snail Crawling Home to Mommy Porn You’ll Ever See
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Elsa Hosk Boring Campaign
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Rosie Jones Amazing in a Bikini Pic She Posted to Twitter
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A Whole Lot of Hayden Panettiere in her Bikini on the Beach
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Chubby Eva Longoria’s in SPANX Hiding her Belly…
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A Couple Lipstick Lesbians and a Massive Strapon – How Romantic!
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Some Busty Suicide Girl Named Charlotte
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This Girl has SERIOUS Labia
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Here’s an Epic Social Media Meltdown from a Restaurant on Kitchen Nightmares – Funny
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Who is this Small Titty Brunette Spreading Her Ass in the Park
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Beyonce is Probably Pregnant….
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Camilla Belle Hot in Underwear for some Magazine from March
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No Hands Car Wash is the Best Thing Ever
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Garage Demolition Fail
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Eagle Steals a Fish from the Fishign Line
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A Guy Gets Busted Trying to Bang a Hooker on his Honeymoon
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A Whole Lot of Ashley Tisdale in her Bikini
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Unintentional Dirty Pics!
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Beyonce’s Sister Shows Off Her Legs and Titties for Complex
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Ralley Car Crashes into a House
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Some Jessica Alba Face
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TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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18 Year Old Makes a Dirty Video in the Bathroom
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Hot Amateur Lesbians Get Their Fuck On
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This Girl Banging Her Orange Juice is Hilarious!
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Chubby Girl Masturbates
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Big Toy – Small Girl
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Awesome – Huge – Amateur Tits
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MILF Didoes her Asshole
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…Cam Girls are the BEst
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SEX TOYS MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!! Free 50 Minutes.
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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Posted in:stepLINKS