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2013

16

May

Lingerie Bowl Player Twerks on Opponents Head of the Day

So the Lingerie Bowl exists.

I never really paid attention to it. I just assumed it was a promotion around the Superbowl to generate some hype, make some extra money. You know, a clever marketing stunt for a beer company….

But I guess the fact that the world is perverted, and love lingerie, made them realize making a league for the shit was the right thing to do….and here is a clip of one of the players twerking on her opponent in what may be the greatest moment ever in sports….if you can consider this a sport…which I do…because I also consider snorting lines a sport, it gets my heart rate up….and makes me sweat….so I’m not the best judge of these things. I just watch the videos.

Posted in:Lingerie Bowl|Videos

2013

16

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Having Skype Business Meetings….for the DRUNKENSWEATSHOP

I don’t know why Vegans always hate me. I mean more and more girls I meet in bars don’t eat meat and I don’t really care what their diet is, but for some reason they like to tell me, and for some reason it is a perfect way to ruin my chances of having sex, because even when I don’t debate them on meat eating, cuz really who cares what my diet is, they attack, preach, and last night that lost me a nice set of tits to suck on. It was that or me asking if cannibalism counted as meat eating…either way from now on, I’m going to lie to girls, you know since they always lie to me…

Here are some links…


Girls Tugging on their Clothing is Hot
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Her Name Doesn’t Matter – What Matters is that She’s in a Bikini
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Karolina Kurkova is Trying to French Kiss the Prince – It’s a Good Retirement Plan
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Adrianna Ho is Some Hot Chick for Complex
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This Dog Really Wants the Sausage
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A Whole Lot of Sluts in Cannes
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Candid hots from the Set of Great Movies
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Clever Abercrombie Owning
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How To Jump over a Fire Pit
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!! Free 50 Minutes.
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2013

15

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Some model gave me permission to masturbate to her profile pic…and people say they don’t give back…or more importantly people say I haven’t won at the internet…I mean this is almost as good as when a vegan chick offered to eat my meat with her vegina….if I could navigate my way through her hippie bush….only it’s got more top model in it….

She was probably impressed with my command of the English language, you know my spelling skills, or my rebellious, I don’t give a fuck how to spell masturbate, I do it my own way attitude. Bitches love that….

Here are some stepLINKS while I deal with peaking, reaching the top, finally making it, etc.

I know I can hardly believe it either. Who cares if I had to google who she was to realize how major this is….it still -happened.

LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini to Celebrate Her Buying 100,000 Twitter Followers
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Zoe Saldana is Bi-Sexual
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A Whole Lot of Hot Booty Cuz It’s Wednesday….
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Her Name is Jordan Carver and She has Huge Tits
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Jennifer Nicole Lee’s Wet See Through
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Playboy Chick Nikki Leigh in her Bikini
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People Running for the Train in Slow Motion
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Carey Mulligan Creepy in Cannes
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Compilation of Trampoline Fails
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How About Jennifer Love Hewitt in GIFs
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Taylor Swift was a Satanist in the 90s
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Before and After Porno Make-Up
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Autumn Reeser’s Titties in Some Movie…
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Food Nightmares That Actually Happened….
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Some Hot Small Tits Spreading her Vag
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Tanning Mom Has Her Big Break in Porn!
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More Katharina Damm Topless at the BEach
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Jessica Lowndes Cleavage
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Looking Down Some Girl’s Shirt While She Plays the Piano
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This Video is Hysterical…
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Victoria’s Secret Models Promoting Bullshit in Tight Clothes
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These are Ridiculously Hilarious Tits
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Some Pregnant Bitch Named Heather Morris in Shorts – Cuz I Know You Love Pregnant Bitches
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Porno Make-Up – The Movie –
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Some Topless Model Looking Girl Walking Through the City….
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Irina Shayk Hot Modeling
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A Whole Lot of Tits in Zoo Magazine’s Latest Issue
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Angelina Jolie is Getting Her Ovaries Removed NExT! I Think She’s Getting Carried Away…
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Lesbian Squirt Bukkake
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Funny Abercrombie Stunt
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Worst Mom Ever – Via China
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Her Name is Stacey and She’s Naked and Fisting….
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These Girls Take Arm Wrestling Very Seriously
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Katie Holmes Has Cankles
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Teen Mom Says She’s getting a New Reality Show
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TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
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Baby Sitter Gets Caught on cam
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Today in Japanese Puking Fetish Videos…..
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This Creep and His 18 Year Old are Hilarous
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Amateur Emo Pic Dump
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A Couple of Lesbians in the Bathroom
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Cutest Crackhead Confessions
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A Cam Girl in the Library Squirting
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A Cam Girl in Her Car
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Amateur Girl Masturbating
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…Cam Girls are the BEst
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SEX TOYS MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!! Free 50 Minutes.
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

15

May

Keira Knightley’s Bikini for her Honeymoon of the Day

Skinny little Keira Knightley got married a couple of weeks ago and no one cared.

I assume these are some pics of her in her bikini on the beach are from her Honeymoon, you know showing off her skinny little body before the baby starts to show, or more importantly before the baby ravages her uterus, rips apart her vagina and fuckin’ rapes her stomach so that it will forever be flabby….but she’ll be too hormonal to care and too busy celebrating her new milk filled tits…as she takes that journey into motherhood….one I find horribly offensive…..

So take it all in, she’s too disgustingly happy in love to not get knocked up, this may be the last of her like this you’ll ever see.

Enjoy.

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2013

15

May

Christy Turlington’s Sheer Shirt for Harper’s Bazzar of the Day

Maybe I’m just old as fuck….and have a soft spot for Christy Turlingtong because I used to jerk off to her in 90.

Or maybe I just like the way she looks, despite being old…and a mom….two things that are usually depressing, a fail, a flaw in a woman’s character and life choices…

Because looking at her in this summer’s Harper’s Bazaar, I think I’ve just learned how to fall in love again….Like I wasn’t an angry jaded pervert disappointed with everything sent my way….because let’s face it….she’s lovely as fuck and something I’d love to fuck.

Posted in:Christy Turlington

2013

15

May

Guy Has Sex with a Motorcycle of the Day

In videos that make absolutely no sense, here’s a guy who rides his bike past a motorbike, stops and has what I assume is an intense conversation with the bike, before dropping his pants and having sex with it, in the mittle of the street…..I guess dude really likes motorcycles….too much to control himself in fucking public. This is insane.

Posted in:Videos

2013

15

May

Arm Wrestling Chick Screaming of the Day

Apparently, female arm wrestling is my new favorite sport. Not because I like the idea of a girl who can humiliate me in front for a group of people by showing off how pussy these computer typing arms are….but because of the screams….

Posted in:Videos

2013

15

May

Kim Kardashian Pregnant Bikini Pics Is the Reason Kanye is Gay of the Day

So Kim Kardashian fears what the general public has known for a long time and that is whether KANYE IS GAY . She’s even gone to the media about it.

I mean you’d think him sucking her dick or more specifically her balls, while begging for her to cum inside his ass would have tipped it off….I mean that and the fact that he was having sex with her in the first place. Clearly, he’s not into women….

I mean he must have been shocked when he found out she was pregnant, you know humans aren’t supposed to get cows knocked up….and that’s why he ran to Paris, the straightest city in the world, to be close to his BFF, a gay guy who runs a fashion company called Givenchy…..

I figure if you’ve banged a Kardashian, gay is the least of your issues and
ultimately, what it comes down to is who cares about her and her bullshit stories or her staged bikini pics….She’s a nobody, she’s not hot and and we do not need to be seeing these.

I get it, she got paid a lot of money to take these, and they were shot before she got really fucking embarrassingly fat, you know before really embracing pregnancy as her chance to be the fat chick she’s genetically coded to be, but that she’s been neglecting and fighting to be on TV….even though as far as I’m concerned…she’s been Paris Hilton’s fat mooch friend all along….no matter how much more successful she’s been.

For some reason, I’m compelled to post them…and that reason is Kendall Jenner is in one of the pics….because she’s going to carry this barnyard family….especially now that the first round are old, tired, fat, and ready to throw in their 100,000,000 dollar a year making trash.

Anything for attention with this bottom feeding garbage….

I guess we can all hope she dies during child birth. Fingers crossed.


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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2013

15

May

Monika Jagaciak Topless for Vogue Germany of the Day

Monika Jagaciak professionally known as “Jac”…you know cuz all sex workers have a “stage” name….even if she’s not officially a stripper, but more a 19 year old model who has been modeling in her bikini since she was 16, because the KGB or whoever run the underbelly human trafficking sex trade figured, she’s too good to lock in a basement and put on cam for the American perverts…you know top tier sex worker from behind the iron curtain…who gets to showcase her awesome, young, fit tits in Vogue German….and not for old men in basements and massage parlors around the globe, brainwashed and doing it in fear that their families will be killed off…because young girls are so gullible…especially when professional thugs are doing the convincing….not that I’m into any of that shit, I only like midwestern american chicks on cam…begging for tips…and Eastern European chicks in the pages of fashion magazines topless….

Posted in:Monika Jagaciak|NSFW

2013

15

May

Hayden Panettiere Dressed Like a Stripper of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is dressed like a stripper on her first dance…you know the slow and romantic one that sets the mood before she comes back on for her second dance and shows her vagina…you know that or the poor girl at prom who bought her dress at some discount bin at the sex shop…and really it works for me, because strippers are the only girls I can count on…you know they never say know to ten dollars to touch their titties….and the trashier Hayden Panettiere looks, the more she suits her implants, and her plastic surgery ridden mom who sucked a lot of dick to give her this life…


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