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2013

May

Hard Body Babe’s Workout Video Features a Dude Taking a Shit of the Day

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I am very into fitness, at least when it comes to watching girls do fitness, because I have a serious fetish for it, one that has got me kicked out of many gyms I’ve volunteered at, because apparently cheering on girls while they squat is against their rules…..

I think my fitness fetish stems from all the fat girls I’ve had fat sex with over the years…you know lazy fucking pigs who smell…but it also has to do with so many girls being lazy as fuck….making it nice to see a girl really work on her body….

So every once in a while I’ll turn to fitness videos for masturbation purposes, because watch this video, and you’ll see why, the hard body just blows me away….what also blows me away is at the 20 second mark, where a dude is shitting…as she works out.

Obviously intentional, a prank to promote their fitness channel, you know make it go viral, in such a simple way and you know what, it’s a prank I can appreciate, that’s why I’m posting it.

More viral videos need 1 second shots of people shitting. It will make Youtube a better place.

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2013

May

Farrah Abraham’s Sex Tape Bikini is For Sale on eBay of the Day

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I have been a huge fan, endorser, supporter of this Farrah Abraham Teen Mom sex tape since the beginning. Partially because I love all sex tapes that involve people who aren’t officially pornstars, but also because it was fucking hot. I posted the Exclusive Clip Of Her Squirting

As much as she’s hated, or crying for attention, or has shitty implants and a bad face. And as much as people are mocking her and laughing at her cheap attempts to get attention. I honestly think the whole thing was fantastic. But maybe I just like Anal and Squirting …..

Sure, the whole being a teen mom thing is not as erotic as it used to be, now that MTV ruined what was sacred, making celebrities out of these otherwise broken girls, who would have probably turned to stripping and porn just to pay the bills, but not as a next chapter in her low level entertainment, trying to be famous hustle…..but it still paved the way for her to be someone I get to watch fuck as someone who wasn’t a pornstar before…. And for that I am okay with it.

Apparently, her unwashed bikini that she wore for the cover of the sex tape is listed on eBay and some panty sniffer is willing to pay more than 100 dollars for it.

That panty sniffer is not me, but it would be if I planned better…

It is being put up for sale by Vivid – here’s the description:

Don’t miss this once in a lifetime chance to own a piece of pop-culture history! The winning bidder will receive the actual bikini worn by Teen Mom and new celebrity sex-tape sensation Farrah Abraham in her record-breaking DVD!

Farrah wore this bikini in her private photo shoot for “Poolside Collection” swimwear before it was catapulted into the annals of sex-tape history when it appeared on the cover of “Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom”.

And now for one lucky fan only…Farrah’s bikini…straight off her body and into your hands!

I love the way this story is shaping….developing…and making her porn career more of a reality…

I’m looking forward to hanging with her in Florida.

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2013

May

Miranda Kerr Bikini Tit Slip Photoshoot of the Day

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In “I used to work for some major corporate lingerie company that recently fired me because I am an entitled cunt with a celebrity husband/baby daddy” news…..

Miranda Kerr was on set for some photoshoot, that I assume is for V Magazine, and she pulled out her tits, in a fuck you to Victoria’s Secret, saying “this is for photoshopping out my nipples all these years”…

You know a “I’m a woman, and I have nipples dammit, I’m not Angelina Jolie motherfuckers, you can’t repress me with your padded bras anymore”….

I like how she’s playin’ like shit’s an accident, when really this is some emancipation….setting herself free…like some kind of fucking hippie….

Unfortunately, it isn’t as eventful or monumental, or worth celebrating as I’d like it to be….I mean her tits aren’t that amazing…but the good thing about tits…is that they are still tits…

Let’s hope more girls get fired from Victoria’s Secret….and rebel like this….It is a movement or protest I love….

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2013

May

Heidi Klum’s Nipples at Some Event of the Day

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Apparently people can see Heidi Klum’s nipples in this picture of her in what is being called a see through dress….all I see is some titties….maybe some underwear holding her broken down uterus in place….a bit of a belly….and some belly button….but more importantly, I see an old tired face a pretty horrible tattoo and someone who is a fraction of what Heidi Klum once was…

Sure she’s still great for a 50 year old mom of 12, but that’s kinda like saying “she’s hot for a fat chick”…or “she’s the richest McDonald’s cashier”….you know being the best at a horrible thing….is still being horrible…

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2013

May

Nina Agdal for Penti Swimwear of the Day

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Nina Agdal is probably going to be on the cover of SI next year, now that Kate Upton has eaten her way to the top and they’ve milked her as much as they can before having to accept that her tits are exhausted and that there is no more milk to give….and the good news is that their second in line is this Nina chick, who although can look a little big in the forehead, you know like the kind of girl you’d find chronic masturbating on a short bus field trip to the museum, or wherever they take retarded people when they leave the institution, but her body, just fuckin’ wins….so much that I am posting her stupid bikini video promoting bikinis…even though I’m far more interested in her not wearing bikinis at all. I’m basic like that.

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2013

May

Kate Upton is a Fat Anna Nicole Smith for 10 Hours of the Day

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I’ve been saying Kate Upton is an overrated pig of a girl who only gets work because she’s popular thanks to her big tits…..tits the rest of her awkward body have caught up to…..

So, I just watched 10 hours of Kate Upton walking the runway to prove it and I was right, her sloppy belly slappin’ around in what is the least attractive thing in modeling….but for some reason, I know all you freaks will love this….all cuz of her tits…

So when I used to say she was an Anna Nicole Smith in training, because I knew busty 18 year olds and they all ended up fat, I actually meant, she’s a fat Anna Nicole Smith, the glory days are behind her, she’s already ended up fat….

But watching her for 10 hours, is like a spiritual journey everyone should take, a horrible, flappy spiritual journey….

Posted in:Kate Upton|Videos

2013

May

Emily Ratajkowski Modeling Bikinis of the Day

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Just this morning, I was thinking to myself, what model would I want to have sex with given the opportunity to have sex with her, and this Emily Ratajkowski babe came to mind, something that never happens….making me ask myself “where has she been”, because for a minute, her awesome tits were everywhere, from GQ to Alan Thicke from Growing Pain’s son’s music videos, and she was really making moves….moves I expect will land her in SI Swimsuit this year, every girl’s dream, even if this girl can do so much more…..and all of a sudden, these new pics for some bathing suit company appeared in my inbox. Emily Ratatatatatatatatatatakowski and me are connected at the soul, she just doesn’t know it, but maybe all the love poetry I mail her will help inform her…..

Sure, she’s not showing off her tits, but this body and face is spectacular, even when clothed, and I’m just glad it happened….unlike how I felt when I get hot sauce on my dick last night and shit just burnt for hours….even if it was the most stimulation I’ve had all week…thanks to the lost city of shit that is my wife’s pussy…and it’s weak muscles that can’t grab on and let me know how horrible my life is with every thrust.

ALl this to say, Emily Ratajkowski is perfect, she’s won at life and I’m in love.

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2013

May

Fat Chick Jumping over Fire Pit Goes Wrong of the Day

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Fat chicks are the worst….if they aren’t slobbing around their own filth because they are too lazy to be domestic, or huffing and puffing because they have to walk 100 feet, they’re complaining about how the media portrays them in a negative light, or embracing their bodies and trying to make a point of how they love themselves, despite the fact they are killing themselves with chronic illness due to bad diet and no exercise….cuz healthy isn’t good, donuts are….all while having little to know bad skin, disgusting to look at sex appeal…I saw let the whole breed burn…

So seeing this fat chick try to sacrifice herself through limited athleticism – cuz thanks to pop culture, she doesn’t know she’s fat, is something that should be celebrated.

If all fat girls jumped in the fire, causing one been greasy sizzle, the streets would be far more fun to walk…and even if you like fat chicks, you chubby chaser, you’ll appreciate the “Fail” in all this, while I just appreciate the hope of a better tomorrow it represents…

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2013

May

Aneu Riba Jimenez Modeling Bikinis of the Day

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Aneu Riba Jimenez is a Spanish model I’ve never heard of…..and she’s posing in bikinis…which is all I really need to know, because it is all I really care about.

I figured I’d post pictures of any girl in a bikini, she doesn’t need a modeling contract, or fame and fortune, the whole half naked thing is like a VIP pass to getting me to stare….not that any girl wants that VIP pass, there are no perks, no open bar…all I can do is share the bikini body with you…and we can stare at her together…like a bunch of perverts ready for a Bukkake, that is less gay than a bukkake, because we are all in the privacy of our own homes. It’s less gay this way.

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2013

May

Monika “Jac” Jagaciak for Vogue Germany of the Day

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I posted the pictures – and here is the video – of Monika “Jac” Jagaciak, the human trafficked sex worker that could have been, but never was, because they decided to put her in international modeling instead….tragic to some, but I am into it, because not only do we still get to see her tits, we don’t have to dig through Eastern European sex clubs to find them, not to mention, she doesn’t look as broken, battered and abused and ready to die as those other Eastern European girls you find on all the cam sites, and despite liking my women broken and desperate, I like this better.

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