2013
13
May
Someone emailed me saying that Rihanna posted this titty pic on instagram of some chick with a nipple ring….I didn’t see it, I don’t know if it is a legit story, I can’t read what her VIP pass reads, but I do know that it’s probably not a picture of Rihanna, even though it should be, cuz she’s a bit of an exhibitionist whore…who loves attention…the way I like em….
That’s why I don’t care if the story is real, if she posted smut to her instagram, I’m just gonna roll with it….
2013
13
May
Brazilian redhead Cintia Dicker reminds me that I want to fuck a redhead, because I never have…I’ve always been creeped out by them and their pale skin, bright pink vaginas, and clashing orange pubic hair. In fact the one time I tried to fuck a redhead, I gagged, but I’m older now, and shit is like the forbidden fruit I want to taste….even if redheads are not real humans…
Posted in:Cintia Dicker
2013
13
May
Hayden Panettiere wore a skimpy bikini in Miami….all poppin’ her booty out like this was a hip hop video…and it wasn’t as horrible as you’d expect, or as horrible as I’d expect, because Hayden Panettiere always creeped me out. I fear trolls.
She was built like a shit house, with shoulders you’d be scared to wrestle, but now they have a set of fake tits attached to them….balancing them out…
Bringing her from circus freak you’d expect to see filling up a small car with her other clown buddies….to girl filling up a skimpy bikini bottom….a better strategy for everyone involved. I endorse these pics.
Posted in:Hayden Panettiere
2013
13
May
Michea Crawford used to live in Montreal. We have a lot of mutual friends. I don’t think I’ve ever met her, which is probably a good thing, because if I did, I’d probably want to pull a Cleveland on her and make her my child bride, all locked in my basement. She’s just that perfect. Seriously.
She’s got this amazing face, this amazing body, and is the kind of girl I would like to write my love about in my diary.
You know the kind of girl I spend my entire life mourning never knowing, but feeling like a better man, knowing that we may have been in the same room at least once in our lives….forever connected at the soul….despite her not knowing who I am…kinda thing.
All this to say, I am convinced she’s the next big thing in modeling, if she plays her cards right and hustles proper, there is no reason why she can’t be an SI Swimsuit girl or a Victoria’s Secret girl….I mean she’s as hot as those bitches…but I wouldn’t be too bummed if she kept up these nipple filled photoshoots for the rest of time…they are fun to stare at and fall in love with all over again.
Michea Crawford for president.
Posted in:Michea Crawford|NSFW
2013
13
May
You know what….Victoria’s Secret models have pretty good bodies.
You should print this up, tape it to your fridge, and tell your wife how you expect her to look like this in the next 3 to 8 months, and everytime you see her snacking, show her what girls are supposed to look like….the subtle approach will either land you a hotter wife, or better, she’ll leave you for reasons of emotional abuse, take half of everything you have, and leave you free to masturbate to girls like this, cuz we all know there’s no way any of these girls are fucking you….
All this to say, I’m a fan of staring at them…
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Lily Aldridge
2013
13
May
Heidi Klum doesn’t turn me on because she’s an ex-model, all old and shit. She turns me on because I know the kind of sexual deviant she must be and not just because she’s german and likely into scat, but because she has kids with multiple men, meaning she likes the cum up in her, but one of those men, was a big black guy who had a cock the size of a woman’s forearm, pretty much fisting her everytime they fucked, destroying her tall model pussy, one thrust at a time, and for some reason I can’t explain, that is exciting to me. It’s like watching a girl shove a wine bottle in her ass, it’s just so hardcore that the fact that she does it is amazing….
So old or not, I’ll still stare at her bikini pics…she’s got great tits….that dirty German…
Posted in:Heidi Klum
2013
13
May
Hilary Duff celebrated mother’s day by showing off her mom body in a bikini and I don’t think it was anything really worth celebrating…but that the same time…I love bikinis, and shit wasn’t so bad.
I mean I don’t understand why the blogs are celebrating her sex appeal, as far as I’m concerned she’s got none…and this stuff by Hilary Duff is what you’d find at a thrift shop, all used and abused, far more tired, all for sale at a discount, rather than the prestine stuff by Hilary Duff available at Sears back when she mattered….
But I am sure her virgin loser fans are still into this, even if her arms are bigger, her ass bigger, her gut bigger, her vagina bigger….because bigger might not be better, but if you ask that dude who fucked that fat chick Saturday night cuz she was the last one standing in the bar and the only one willing to go home with him, bigger is better than nothing.
Posted in:Hilary Duff
2013
13
May
Isabeli Fontana may be pushing 30. She may be a mom of two. But as far as I’m concerned, she will always be the 16 year old who made Victoria’s Secret look like a bunch of sex offending perverts because they put her in lingerie and took pictures of her in what would get a normal person arrested for the shit…but that got Victoria’s Secret a slap on the wrist…thanks to the billion dollar legal team….that has since advised them to not shoot pics of girls under 18 in their lingerie…something, you’d think they would have known before shooting this Isabeli Fontana….
Despite the 14 years, the babies, the 3 marriages, she’s still got it going on. I’m a fan.
Posted in:Isabeli Fontana
2013
13
May
There was a time, around 10-15 years ago, when Heather Graham was not 45 fucking years old….
You know, when she was Rollergirl, all heavy set tits and nice thick 70s bush for her breakout role as a pornstar in Boogie Nights…….
Now sure, at 43, she’s still got it going on, but I don’t understand why she’d be out doing photoshoots, when she could just re-release her old shit. It’s like we don’t need a new Heather Graham set of pics, she had her time, she did what she had to do, she’s got enough money to retire and fade away gracefully.
We have archive footage of her at her prime and I don’t see the point in documenting her aging or demise, even if she’s better than most 43 year olds…because at 43 in Hollywood, even if you still look good in a bikini, you might as well be 100 fucking years old.
But I guess Maxim is struggling and has nothing else going on, so they gotta do what they gotta do to stay afloat, kinda like Heather Graham, reliving the glory days of 1998.
Menopause is never hot….
[PICS REMOVED BY MAXIM]
Posted in:Heather Graham
2013
13
May
Rihanna is a bit of an Exhibitionist…the kind of girl who if she never made it as a pop star billion dollar brand….she’d probably be a cam girl…or a hooker…but more likely a cam girl…the kind who masturbates in the library for her fans….because that’s just the kind of pervert she is…getting thrills by putting her pussy on blast…something I can endorse..
You see cuz even now, as this big celebrity, she gets her nipples, tits, whatever she can out there as often as possible, and that’s with a management team watching her every move so that she doesn’t offend anyone or ruin what they’ve already built up for her….so you can just imagine how hardcore she’d go without people controlling her every move and that to me is far hotter than looking at her side tit while she’s promoting her sweatshop made discount gutter clothing line…but the side tit is still good to me…
Posted in:Rihanna
