Holy shit….Ashley Tisdale…..what’s going on here….
It looks like she’s got this thing finally figured out. You know how to work her average at best in real life terms and ugly as shit in hollywood terms face….and that’s strip the fuck down….
Her fit body, and push up bra bikini, making her look like she’s got some C cups, is the fucking answer…
Instead of nose job, she needed a boob job, to remind us that a busted down face doesn’t fucking matter….
These tanning pics of her, all staged and shit, work for me, cuz from the neck down, she looks like she’s won…as much as someone like her can win….
Her name is Raquel Pomplun and she was just announced as being the Playmate of the year for 2013….and no one gave a fuck…because Playboy has fallen off harder than Hefner’s ability to get an erection….
and issue that has lead to him choosing the worst fucking bitches ever to be in his magazine, TV show, and whatever else he touches….thanks to the internet, Playboy and the glory days that made him a fortune are over….I mean I doubt he even knows where he is at the event….
Here are a bunch of pictures of her….none of them naked…because Playboy is evil and will sue me…and I’m not into that over nonsense sluts who just got titled a title that no longer means anything to anyone but a few strippers with a dream.
Audrina Patridge may be a fucking gutter pile of shit of a human….she may have done nothing of substance or value to society….she may just be filler silicone filled garbage dump of shell of a human….who sold her soul to be on some shitty MTV show because it was better than being a hooters girl….and now she lives a better life than any of us….and has a great body living it…..How can you not be a fan….
I don’t know what these pictures are from, but I do know they are like the annoying engaged couple pics you see on people’s wedding sites, all cheesy and humiliating as fuck, as they pretend to be so in love….even though we all know it will end in divorce…or if we are lucky, murder suicide!!
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Brooke Candy is some stripper rapper chick who is more of a novelty act that anything of value….
She’s brought such classic annoying hits like “I wanna fuck right now”….
For some reason, the hipsters are all about her, so it is only natural that someone like Terry Richardson would start shooting pics of her in her underwear….but with a face like this…he should be shooting pics of her getting fucked up the ass and choked out….you know the natural progression of strippers with dreams of fame….a career in porn…cuz she’s not hot….
But I’ll still watch her pull her shit…I like sluts especially when they’re trying really hard while saying “I don’t give a fuck”… to be different….
Kate Upton is so overrated that talking about how fat and overrated she is is already played the fuck out….you know what more can be said about a doughy looking sloppy 19 year old, who got popular for having abnormal sized tits, that I always knew the rest of her would catch up to, but I guess no one cared about that, because we are an instant gratification generation, who can’t bother worrying about her weird gut and hips, and saggers while still teen, they just wanted her cleavage….
I guess every generation needs an Anna Nicole Smith….busty and fat….I don’t know why we’d need that…but her viral success that’s got her up in fashion magazines like Vogue….tell me a different story…
I’ve always been the guy to say leave the pig in the barn, even when everyone else says, bring the pig out, dress her up, put some lipstick on her, and let’s have a good old fashion pig gangbang.
I’m right and doing the right thing, the humane thing, but they are the masses and they are loving this pig, eagerly waiting hard to have sex with the pig….in an “if everyone’s doing it” kind of way….while I’m happy to sit this one out and be the outsider on this one….
Even if this pig everyone wants a piece of happens to be a busty model making millions…maybe I’m the idiot…but I stand by my morals and values…
All this to say, thank god for photoshop….If you know what I mean….
Here are some seriously shit quality pics of Kirsten Dunst on her movie making comeback tour – on the set of Anchorman 2 – and she’s in her underwear….at least that is what I am told…it looks more like some weird looking dress , or maybe some vintage lingerie that she got back when her career was relevant, 50 fucking years aog….
It’s the kind of underwear that you’d think that I can’t really masturbate to….but luckily…I can masturbate to anything…especially a silly toothed, big titty, mental health issue ridden, addict who was once an “It girl” everyone loved, despite her inability to shower, who is still trying despite being old, tired, damaged and in pixelated lingerie from another era…..
If you throw it my way, if I’ll take on that masturbation challenge….it’s the only thing I know.
I guess this Victoria’s Secret recruited 18 year old from a Eastern European country, that I can only assume is part of the human trafficking trade, because how else does an 18 year old girl from an Eastern European country end up in America working for top brands….I mean all the Eastern European girls I know are on webcam sites hiding their bruises while being watched by their handlers so they don’t cry for help…..
Whatever the reason for Barbara Palvin, she’s here, she’s not all that hot, she’s modeling for Intimissimi Lingerie, because I guess Victoria’s Secret likes to share her, you know lend her to other companies, to build her resume and portfolio and fanbase, before locking her down, and these are the behind the scenes pics. Inspiring. I know.
Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel posted these pics to their instagram and the world liked the shit out of them because Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel are big fucking bikini and lingerie model stars….that all the 17 year old girls and white trash women who shop at Victoria’s Secret look up to as idols….”look there it’s the girl in the store in the bra i’m wearing paw”….you know real important idols because the world needs more bitches trying to get fit and half naked…rather than wanting to achieve other things in life that actual matter….and that works for me…because I like half nakedness on babes…
Kylie Minogue posted this stupid picture of her slapping her own ass, in what I call Technology making triplet fantasies come true for those bitches who aren’t triplets but who you wish were, except there’s not enough eating herself out or fucking herself with a strap on to really make it count…remember it’s not incest if you’re from the same litter, it’s masturbation and it is definitely not incest if you were photoshopped to look this way….
This clip is from a movie called Side Effects, that Rooney Mara gets naked in ….but that more importantly…Catherine Zeta Jones tongues.
It may be acting, but I believe their pussies are dripping while shooting this, it makes it better that way. You know, all crazy bi-polar chicks are sexual deviants…it’s all part of their insanity…which is why if you ever get a chance to fuck a bi-polar, do it, it is a lot of fucking fun…even if you may fear your life at times dealing with their crazy….Schizo’s are pretty fun too, it’s like an orgy, multiple people in the body of one person, that sometimes starts out normal, moves onto baby voices, turns into a sexual porn chick dirty talker, and ends up crying like an abused puppy, all in the span of 15 minutes. Fun.
Either way, I guess this was the natural progression for Zeta Jones, you know since she is married to ELLEN….
