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2013

09

May

Kimberly Garner Modeling Bikinis of the Day

Who the fuck is Kimberly Garner and why do I want to sing her love songs outside her house until she calls the police because we’ve never met and that kind of thing is frowned upon in this society that is void of romance, or taking what you want.

Well apparently she’s from the UK, but I don’t believe it, because she doesn’t look like a potato eating troll with no teeth, all grey skinned and full of warts, like most girls from the UK….in fact, she’s long and lean and lovely, especially when modeling bikinis…

I’ve POSTED ABOUT HER BEFORE …and I’ll do it again…just as soon as I stop planning our surprise wedding….she’s good.

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2013

09

May

Adriana Lima’s Modeling Bikinis of the Day

Mom Adriana Lima is modeling for Victoria’s Secret, because why the fuck not, they pay her a lot of money, she’s contractually obliged and as long as it’s from this angle, no one sees the remnants of the natural disaster that happened to her pussy and stomach thanks to child birth….and despite hating moms and everything that comes with them…despite being a stepfather…I can always appreciate good ass in a small bikini…It’s my theme song…and she’s lookin’ good enough for me.


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2013

09

May

Avril Lavigne’s New Shit Video of the Day

It amazes me that this shit still works. I mean at this point her “act”…look and sound…is more of a comedy routine. You know, like a parody of herself, but I guess it still works….and by amazed, I don’t actually mean amazed, that is giving her too much credit, it is more a reminder that teen girls are retards with no taste and will eat anything that comes their way or that they are told to like, while Avrial Lavigne and the record companies know that mindless, drivel, is just really easy to put out there.

I see it all the time, and I love it

What I don’t love, is this song. Mute it. Then laugh or masturbate. If you’re an Avril fan, and I have a feeling you probably are.

Remember, this makes more money than you do. What a joke.

Posted in:Avril Lavigne

2013

09

May

Olivia Sprauer aka Victoria V. James is a Bikini Model and Fired Teacher of the Day

Olivia Sprauer aka Victoria V. James is some fake titty teacher who was moonlighting as a bikini model / topless model….who got fired from being a teacher because I guess the slut moms who let guys cum in them in order to make annoying babies don’t respect women who their baby daddies would rather fuck teaching their annoying autistic babies….

Here are a bunch of her “modeling” pics….her fake titty bikini modeling career, that I am pretty sure won’t be taking her major places or really going anywhere after all this press.

She’s just one of those fake titty, barmaid looking, cheesy chicks who hangs with dudes on steroids with tribal tattoos, who think she’s hot and is willing to get half naked to feel hot….There are so many girls like this….and they usually work for free.

This publicity is not going to land her in Victoria’s Secret…. but it may get her into porn….I mean she looks the part…I guess dreams can come true when you crave male attention and fail at your “safe” “normal” job….

I would pay her 10,000 dollars to shoot a porn for me….maybe I’ll need to wait til we get a little closer to rent day to make that magic happen. You know when she’s a little more desperate and my micropenis fetish porn doesn’t leave her feeling too damaged and degraded….

ALl this to say, when I was in school, my teachers were busted old ladies, I wish I had access to this kind of pussy to get random spontaneous boners to while doing math….

Posted in:Olivia Srauer|stepNEWS

2013

09

May

Twerking Granny of the Day

The nice thing about old ladies is that you can’t get them pregnant….with a little lube it’s like they aren’t even old….with a little booze they go wild…they are good bakers and it’s not their first rodeo, you know there was a time they fucked a lot, learned the moves, and if a little grey pubic hair doesn’t make you sick, and a big vagina that doesn’t have much elasticity left it in doesn’t rape your soul, and if big thick nipples with a little hair growing out of them thanks to hormonal issues doesn’t upset you at your emotional core, then you’ll probably love watching this drunk granny twerk to elvis like the good old days when her vagina still mattered and her sex appeal wasn’t overshadowed by her knitting skills….

Posted in:Videos

2013

09

May

Kate Moss is Naked for St Tropez Tanning Products of the Day

40 something year old Kate Moss is now the body for some tanning products, but instead of really bringing the Kate Moss I like to see, you know all naked for the paparazzi like she doesn’t give a fuck, because she doesn’t give a fuck, being exposed is kinda what made her and is all part of her rockstar attitude….but she did this staged nudity shit, that it blockin’ out the bits that matter, like her really long nipples and thick bush , at 40, is still better than nothing, but maybe I’m just bias cuz I think Kate Moss and her dirty well traveled vagina were sent here from heaven to make the world a better place…filled with Pete Doherty shared needle, unprotected groupie sex, unshowered and homosexual penis shrapnel….which is far more disgusting than it looks in Tanning product pictures…

Posted in:Kate Moss

2013

09

May

McKayla Maroney’s Bikini in a Bikini on Keek of the Day

I like to use these KEEK videos as a reminder to all you freaks, that this girl, is like 12. I get that she is an american hero, with all her Olympic Gold Medal winning. You know old enough to represent your country should mean old enough to masturbate to herin a bikini…..not to mention that she’s on TV now, which also cancels out her age to the perverts, because the media is serving her to the creepy fans on a platter….and sure we were all 17 years old once, and we all got drunk, high and fucked at 17, and the day we turned 18 and legal nothing changed….even 25 years later…I am still the fucking same…but I wasn’t on hormone therapy to stunt my growth to make me a winner…like she is….

All this to say, her gymnast body in a bikini at 17 creeps me out. Even if she was 18 it would creep me out. But I do appreciate her flexibility….

Posted in:McKayla Maroney

2013

09

May

Rihanna’s Hot as Fuck Outfit of the Day

I like Rihanna….but more importantly, I like what she’s wearing. I mean why bother buttoning up a shirt, it is just totally inconvenient when you need to take it off, and why not wear the highest fucking heels possible, to make your otherwise thick Beyonce legs look long and lean in your little skirt, I mean bitch has been dancing for a few months, everyn ight, getting fit, flaunt that shit, cuz it won’t be long before she’ll be shitting out babies and getting fat eating ROTI back home in her retirement….it always happens, so take it in, an appreciate it, even if it reminds you of those dudes who wear tanktops, even in the winter, to show off their full sleeves…cheesedicks….is what we call those…


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2013

09

May

Marique Schimmel Topless for Some Campaign of the Day

Marique Schimmel is a fresh faced, young model, who has been doing this model thing for the last 2 years and who I guess is ready to increase her profile the only way models know how….which is conveniently also the only way strippers, hookers, pornstars, and pretty much all girls know how….by getting naked for the right people, at the right time, and hustling…..it’s a game or be gamed world, so as far as I’m concerned this is her gaming all of us, saying “I can fuckin’ do this, pay attention now motherfuckers”…and that kind of eagerness to be a top model…is something I support….but only because I like me some model titties!!!

Posted in:Marique Schimmel|NSFW

2013

09

May

Catherine McNeil is a Babe in Numero of the Day

Catherine McNeil is 24, born in 1989, from Australia and I’ve never heard of her….probably because my model knowledge barely exists, I just post pics of their nipples, fashionable hipster bush or bikini and lingerie bodies…knowing that they are all interchangeable….

After a bit of research (wikipedia)….it turns out that she’s a lesbian…..and is engaged to some Australian MTV Dj, that sounds more like they are trying to conceptualize a reality show like Jersey Shore about lipstick lesbians and how they deal with pretending to not want cock because it’s good for building a fan base, while real lesbians, the penis haters who were traumatized by penis at 12, thanks to some uncle, go along with the lie, because they like thinking some of their kind are actual babes…

All this to say, I wouldn’t mind letting her eat out my man pussy like it would advance her career….she’s kinda hot…for a lesbian….

Posted in:Catherine McNeil