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2013

09

May

A Bear and Monkey on Bikes in a Circus Show…What Could Go Wrong of the Day

Here’s a really horrible video of an abused bear and an abused monkey held captive by evil asians who make them ride bikes for a crowd of screaming and excited idiots….that ends with the bear pretty much saying to the monkey “get off my dick bro, I’m a fucking bear, and the second I’m off this fucking bike these assholes beat me into riding, I’m gonna hunt you and eat you the old fashioned way”….

I love animals, I hate animal cruelty, and I’m really not into seeing cute monkeys get eating, the fucker shoulda escaped, but he was on a fucking bike and couldn’t, so if I don’t post this shit, how will these kinds of events stop….

This video makes me mad.

Posted in:Videos

2013

09

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today, freedom has been attacked….and for once it has nothing to do with my wife hiding her bank card / my drinking money on me. Or worse, her making me eat her shit smelling, badly wiped ass due to obesity, out…..it’s real internet war shit….because the Britney Spears fan club turned on me on twitter….for calling her fat…real creepy shit…

Towel Thursday Involves Babes in Towels on a Thursday….
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Insane Picture of Phoebe Price’s Dog and its Nanny…
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Some Freak Bitch Dresses Up like HULK and Beats People Up…
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Car Window VS and Idiots Head
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I like this Pretty Naked Zaley Zane Chick
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Some Hot Biker Chick
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Courtney Stodden is AMazing
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Heather Graham in Vegas Magazine – Because Vegas is All She Has Left
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The Secret to a Long Life
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Some Hot Model in a Beach Shoot
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This Nude Model Has Great Ass
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Elsa Pataky in a Tight Dress
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Tom Hanks’ New Movie Trailer – If You Care
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Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It For Old Times….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

08

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I could write about squirting teen moms with shitty tits, or the dry bitches I fuck who are eager for very little money. I could write about my alcoholism, drugs, misadventures that are actually really boring….but why not do something good for a change…..you know to bring a human side to this cyberbully being bullied for being a bully in this anti-bullying era…..

I love dogs, so when I saw this hit the my facebook feed, I figured I’d post it here for all you fuckers to donate to. If you have a soul, go help Avery the Bull Dog.

I think I just officially started stepCHARITY.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Tiger Woods is Making the Face of the Day
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Kate Upton Hiding her Pregnant with Food Belly
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Some Babes in their Underwear Showing Off Their Asses
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Heather Graham Lives and She’s in Vegas Magazine
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Human Pile Driving in Thailand
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Audrina Patridge Pantylines…
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Special Feature – Awesome Pics of The Lucha Libre Wrestlers of Mexico
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Claudia is Strategically Topless and You Will Appreciate It….
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Awesome Ex-Girlfriend Target Practice That Bleeds
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Sarah Jessica Parker Panty Flash….
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Fire Jump – Double Fail
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Some More Inappropriate Kendall Jenner Side Tit Teen Ass Bikini Pics
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Kid Sets his Shitty Teacher Straight – Gives Me Hope for the Future Generation. Who just need good teachers to inspire…
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Running With the Bulls Gone Wrong
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A Good Old Fashioned Girl Fight!
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Courtney Stodden Looking Amazing and Classy in Short Shorts
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This is One Hot Inny Pussy
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Pharrell’s Fiance Titty Slip
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A Pool Opened in Vegas and Girls in Bikinis Showed Up
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Keira Knightley Recycled her Wedding Dress
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Rooney Mara Floppy Titty in Some Movie Called Side Effects
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Emma Booth Titties in Some Movie
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Pink Scares Me in Glamour Magazine
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I kinda Like that this Christian Rocker hired a Hitman to kill his wife…I just feed mine fast food and anything that can clog her already fat as fuck arteries.
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19 Hottest Hot Messes – Before and After
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Chris Pine on the Cover of OUT Magazine – I Guess He’s a ‘Mo
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Werid Stop Motion Movie
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Some Hot Blonde and Naked Girl Posing
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This Lady’s Toilet is Clogged
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Some Chocolate Dipped Boobs
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Remy Lacroix is the Hottest Booty in Porn
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Demi Lovato Holding the Mic Like a Black Cock
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Miranda Kerr in her Underwear for Bongo Now
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Gisele and Her Bitch
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Hilarious Fat GF Dumps a Drink on Her Uninterested BF at a Baseball Game cuz Fat GFs are the worst
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Don’t Fuck With a German Shephard
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Some Huge Tits in a White Skirt
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James Deen and Stoya are Legit Porn Couple – How Romantic
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Between Two Ferns with James Franco
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20 Hottest Pics of Jessica Lowndes
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A Hot Biker Chick
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Hot Blonde and Naked….Tammie Jo
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Nancy Grace Makes a Pooping Face
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Some Kids Being Exploited for a Choir Singing Some Pop Song
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Here’s a Singing Boxer
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A Whole Lot of Girls Bending at the Waist…
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If You Haven’t Seen the Teen Mom Porn Trailer With Squirting – We Got You Covered
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Some Cute Blonde Chick Banged Tit She Squirts
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Wettest Pussy Ever
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German Redhead Goth in Some Slutty Pics
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A Real Gusher
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Public Library Squirt
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

08

May

Cameron Diaz’s Shitty Nip Slip of the Day

All I see is Old chin skin hanging off her face like a set of senior citizen balls at Diaper changing before bed time, but apparently, if you look close enough, you’ll see her nipple as she participates for a lot of money in some shitty Judd Apatow movie cuz Judd Apatow movies are the only thing the movie industry is financing these days….

Unfortunately, I don’t have nerd vision, you know cuz I fuck enough and have fucked enough to not even notice nipples when they are in front of me, except today when some granny was walking in a sheer top with the hardest nipples I ever saw. She was probably the same age as Cameron Diaz, only she wasn’t pretending to be hot and 20 still…still doing it better than whatever is going on here….but I am posting it anyway..


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Posted in:Cameron Diaz

2013

08

May

Pharrell’s Fiance’s Amazing Titty Slip is the LOLZ of the Day

This is one of the more ridiculous pics I have ever seen of a titty flash. I mean clearly not staged, obviously funny as shit, from Pharrell’s facial expression, to his bitch’s tits on blast for the world to see just how not substantial they are, not that he needs substantial tits, I’m a firm lover of small tits, it usually comes with good everything else, but they are definitely not the kind of tits you’d want the world to see, because the world is a mean place full of haters, who can’t embrace a natural beauty in this world filled with objectified women….

That said…check out her titties as she trips. This should happen to every girl who leaves the house….everyday…and posted to Facebook and google street view, you know giving them more of a purpose than just jerking off to beach bikini pics….

Her name is Helen Lasichanh and she seems like a lot of braless fun. Miley’s gonna be jealous, cuz she’s the braless bitch up on Pharrell’s dick who he should be catching….

Posted in:Helen Lasichanh|NSFW

2013

08

May

Kendall Jenner Bikini Pics for Social Media of the Day

Kendall Jenner is the 17 year old Kardashian being trained to take over the throne, and be the figure head for the family, you know the girl the paparazzi follow, who gets into staged scandals and walks around in a bikini, until getting hired by Victoria’s Secret, allowing her to live out her dream of being a lazy, overpaid bitch, who offers very little to the public, because posing half naked, is not getting fucked on camera….if you know what I mean…but I guess she doesn’t have to go down that route cuz her fat sister took the hit for the family,,,

Here she is eating like a pig because she grew up with the Kardashians….but more importantly, she’s licking her lips like a young harlot cuz she grew up with the Kardashians. This is all manufactured crap that will implode along with her soul…I am sure of it…


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Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2013

08

May

Sarah Jessica Parker in a Horrible Upskirt of the Day

This should be NSFW but she’s not showing off her horse dick, so I guess it’s ok, even if it is totally fucking offensive….you know just knowing what foot shaped fleshy mound is hidden beneath those pants….pants she’s totally liberal with showing the world, because I guess she misses the days that she was on a hit show and the public were brain washed into thinking she was hot, or someone who’s sex life you’d want to fucking follow, because let’s face it, the world, especially those watching TV shows like that, is filled with pathetic people who just don’t know better….like SJP up in here not knowing to keep her dress on the motherfucking floor where it belongs….

Posted in:Sarah Jessica Parker

2013

08

May

Izabel Goulart in the Making of her GQ Brasil Photoshoot of the Day

I posted Izaebel Goulart GQ pics last week. I thought it was for Mexico and mocked the likelihood of there being much of an office or people working there…you know cuz Mexicans are lazy and would have no budget for photoshoots or even camera equipment……but apparently, it is for GQ Brasil, which would make sense, since it is where she lives and more importantly, where she is celebrated as a big star who made it in America….and thank god for that…because a life without pics of her posing like this is a life not worth living….I mean semi-retired, old tired models doing sexy shit….even if we’ve SEEN IZABEL GOULART LIKE THIS MANY TIMES BEFORE including some pics WITH NIPPLE but I’ll take these pics anyway…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2013

08

May

Behati Prinsloo Cheats on Victoria’s Secret of the Day

OMG Behati Prinsloo is a slut. A typical mail order bride slut. Who comes to America for one rich enough man, only to bounce onto another one that comes her way, to climb that ladder and next level her mail order bride life.

From Victoria’s Secret bikini modeling to H&M for the Swedes, this bitch is pretty much a pornstar of bikini modeling, taking jobs from every angle, filling every hole, all for a paycheck….

Where’s the fucking loyalty these days….

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo

2013

08

May

Mollie King in Her Bikini for Social Media of the Day

Mollie King is some random chick in some random UK band called TheSaturdays who I don’t give a fuck about…they are probably some contrived shit the put out garbage music that have brainwashing undertones that idiot kids listen to and suddenly crave sugary foods, drinks and designer clothing or some shit. I saw Josie and the Pussycats, I know how this shit works…..but I also know that despite being a talentless clown with no soul who figures this is a better, more glamourous gig than working a Hooters, you know with far better perks thanks to the marketing that goes into her, despite being owned by the company that owns her, I still like staring at her instagram pics of her in a bikini…..I’m a creep like that…no wait, I’m not a creep, I am just into amateur photography and the apps that make it look higher concept…no wait, I’m a creep like that….now show me more bikini…

Posted in:Mollie King