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2013

08

May

Selena Gomez Has a New Video of the Day

14 hours ago…Selena Gomez, Disney Star and Beard to Bieber who may actually let Bieber tween dick inside her Disney stained vagina….released a new video for a song called Come & Get It….that you probably won’t want to watch because you’re a grown man, and that you probably won’t want to listen to because you have ears.

So I watched it, and the complex lyrics like “Nah nah nah nah, eh eh eh eh”, with a little auto tune while she’s all wet, made up, pulling a Britney and offending cultures across the globe….will blow your mind..

But I’m more into all the push up bra cleavage shots….even if I am not into Selena Gomez, her downs semi-retarded chipmunk looks…or her music career and money making schemes….in any fucking way….

Here are some pics of her in InStyle…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2013

08

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Thanks to TEEN MOM FARRAH …I have come to the conclusion that a girl is not a girl if she doesn’t squirt. I get that she’s got shitty rockhard implants and a bad face, but she squirts…and you ain’t shit if you can’t squirt. Seriously.

I talk to girls under 25 all the time and they all squirt. Something that was never a thing when I was under 25, in fact when I made a girl squirt in the 90s, I thought she pissed on me, so I pissed on her back.

It’s only been recent years that squirt has been the hottest thing in sex, and I’m glad for that, even if the soiled mattress I found in the back alley and sniffed for an hour, is not.

Here are some morning links..

Before and After Meth Pics are Porn to Me
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Doutzen Kroes Instagram Bikini
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Macaulay Culkin and Pete Doherty are Living Together in Paris
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Bird Crash Lands
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Crazy Picture of a Dead Couple Hugging in Bangledesh
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Wrestling Fail
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Homeless Hookers Blow a Dude – Then Kill Him for his Car
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50 Hot Pics of Some Import Model
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Shania Twain Holding a Mic like a Cock
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How to Flip Over a Truck
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Animals Don’t Suck
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Here is an Iranian Dude being hung, only for the family to forgive him and unhang him. Crazy.
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Some Interviews for Fast and Furious 6
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Charles Ramsey Autotune – Expected this One.
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Moose Defends its Baby
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

07

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I used to date a girl who would masturbate all day. I am talking all fucking day, in the most ridiculous settings, whether in public or not, it’s all she ever did.

I probably should have expected it considering I picked her up when volunteering at the swimming pool, teaching institutionalized retards to swim.

She was high functioning enough to no be able to say no, and shit she was horny all the time, it was proctically like working a porn set.

Let’s hope tonight is a porn set…on my face…ladies..I am still not done with Teen Mom Farrah Abraham and her Sex Tape that I love….

Here are some stepLINKS….


Kate Upton in a Bikini in 2011 – To Remind You How Much Puberty and a Slower Metabolism has Made her Morph into a Monster
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Miley Cyrus Insane Hair Mesh Dress
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So Much Fucking Underboob
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Her Name is Tatiana and You Will Really Like Her Thonged Ass
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Mission Impossible 5 is Happening and Tom Cruise is Signed On….
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Funny Sports Fail
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Kat Dennings is Scared of Dating Drake
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I Have Seen Julianne Hough’s Labia More than Seacrest Has
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This Babe in a Thong is Named Kerry…Not that Her Name Matters
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Idiotic Way to Ask a Girl to Prom
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Kristen Stewart Dressed Like a Man
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10 Cheapest Cities to Live After College
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The 20 Hottest Girls of the ‘Fast and Furious’ Movies
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Cool Documentary with Back-Up Singers
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New Playboy Girl’s Got Big Fucking Tits
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Beyonce in a Tight Dress – Unfortunately
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I Like This Nude Model Showing Her Bush Named Beauty Foster
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Lauren Hill is Going to Jail
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Kate Upton is Huge
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Kelly Brook Lookin all Pretty and Shit Clothed
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Sluts in Star Wars Costumes
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Kylie Minogue’s Titty Wink
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The 39 Hottest Heidi Klum SFW Pics
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Honest Star Trek Trailer
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The World’s Smallest Cock Will Ruin You….
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Pitbull Really Wants the Stick
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Weird Road Rage
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Amazing Treadmill Dancer
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Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton Pussy Flash for Old Times…
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Cool Documentary on Back Up Singers
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This Big Titty Model is Amazing…
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This Girl’s Boob Keeps Popping Out
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Alex Sim is a Hot Social Media Slut
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Tess Taylor is Ridiculously Hot Nude Model
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Alyssa Miller’s Hot Side Tit at the Great Gatsby Premiere
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Unsuccessful Yacht Craning….
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A Whole Lot of Weird Fucking Pics that will Scar You…
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I still Love Ashley Smith’s Tits…
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Taylor Swift’s Serious Cameltoe
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The Scariest As You Will See Today
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Ginnifer Goodwin Crazy Eye Make-Up
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Beyonce Bought a 45 Million Dollar House – Seems Reasonable
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Bad Kentucky Derby Horse Names
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31 Pics of Hot Bitches in Bikinis – That’s My Fuckign Problem
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Justin Bieber is Doing The Simpsons
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The Crowd Throws Chairs at a Wrestling Match…Insane
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If You Haven’t Seen the Teen Mom Porn Trailer With Squirting – We Got You Covered
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Cam Girl Uncorks a Bottle with her Vagina
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Awesome 80s Porn
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Teen Cam Solo
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Horny Moms get Carried Away
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A Wet Girl Masturbating
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The Worst End to a 2 on One I’ve Seen Today
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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If You Haven’t Seen the Teen Mom Porn Trailer With Squirting – We Got You Covered
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Stop Your Thinning Hair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

07

May

Jessica Alba Titty Flash of the Day

It would only make sense that Jessica Alba, a slut who pretended she wasn’t a slut, until she took on a little entrapment like she was from Cleveland, via her uterus, because that’s what broken girls who fear being alone do….get pregnant….would walk around in a sheer bra now for the paparazzi, in a whole “i’ve given up” or “notice me over here” kinda way. It’s good for business…..

This is the same girl who wouldn’t even get in her underwear in a movie, but I guess age, realizing no one cares that much about her naked ass, and countless visits to the gyno have eased her up…into a Jessica Alba I can respect and appreciate….even if I resent her for waiting til it was almost too late to do what she shoulda been doing at 20…because she’s fit and at least she fucking did it…

Lovin’ these Titties….


TO SEE SOME MORE OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Jessica Alba|Nipple|NSFW

2013

07

May

A Whole Lot of Celeb Bitches Dolled Up at the Met Gala of the Day

I know that it is hard to believe the world goes on after the release of TEEN MOM’S SEX TAPE , but it does for these Hollywood bitches who only care about themselves, and it happened in the form of some Punk Themed party at the Met. It happens every year, and anyone who is anybody according to society was there…..from Miley Cyrus with her spike hair in some mesh looking thing to…..

Miranda Kerr….

Jessica Alba….

Kate Upton in Green…cuz she’s a TANK….

There were so many more of these kinds of bitches all dolled up like it was prom….from Kirsten Dunst to Dakota Fanning, Anne Hathaway to Julianne Hough, just a whole lot of shitty people, who the world find important, reminding those of us who weren’t there that we are nobodies, and you ain’t shit unless you go to prom type events with rich people….who I would probably hate , if I was forced to go to it, I mean, if I was ever somebody, which I don’t really anticipating being anytime soon, because it seems like it is the fucking worst…

So if you’re into dolled up famous sluts, click the link…the powers of the stepFORUM did a nice round-up.

To See The Rest of the Pics Shot by the Paparazzi
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Events

2013

07

May

Some Olivia Culpo Nipples at the Great Gatsby Premiere of the Day

When you are a pageant girl from 2 years ago like Olivia Culpo , who I am sure very few people have ever heard of, and you finally get invited to a big red carpet event….you make it fucking matter….in a sheer dress with no bra…and if anyone asks, you just blame it on the camera flashes, when you know, that’s exactly why you wore that dress…Nipples up in here, nipples everywhere….and now we all know who Olivia Culpo is.


TO SEE SOME MORE OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:NSFW|Olivia Culpo

2013

07

May

Miranda Kerr Naked and Beached for Vogue of the Day

When it comes to looking at nude pics of Miranda Kerr, I don’t feel like her OB/GYN, which is how I feel when most moms get naked in front of me, or in pictures I am trying to masturbate to, because I look at their gaping vaginas thank to child birth, and broken down, stretched out stomachs, and feel like I need to latex glove the shit and dig in watch deep to really feel around to see if anything was left behind. You know, cuz most of the time moms are disgusting…but this Miranda Kerr naked is like watching an 18 year old virgin skinny dipping, all innocent and untouched, even if I know she’s not…she’s just that lovely…even more so now that she’s quit the whole Victoria’s Secret shit, for what I am going to assume is a movie career, or something bigger scale than just being a shitty catalog model, and the good news is that it starts with some tits….and here they are for Vogue Italy….all wet and lovely..

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|NSFW

2013

07

May

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Working the Pole of the Day

The thing I like about this pic of Farrah Abraham working the pole like a stripper, a fit little stripper with shitty fake tits I want to pay 10 dollars a song to touch, is that I’ll take any excuse to push her SQUIRT AND ANAL SEX TAPE that I haven’t been able to stop watching on repeat…..

She’s a star, we’ve found her talent, and I predict she will take over the porn game if she hasn’t already…

She squirts, she does anal, she’s tight bodied, and she fucks porn dudes. She’s cock hungry, a sex addict, and works the camera proper…

She’s been waiting for this moment all her life…and I am glad to have been able to masturbate to it…..


CLICK HERE FOR HER HOT SEX TAPE

She’s Training for her future career….For some of us, it’s like watching your kid in med school…..big dreams baby…


If You Want to See Her Hot, Squirt and Anal Filled Trailer for her Sex Tape
FOLLOW THIS LINK

I just can’t get enough of this girl….I know all you haters will hate, call her too skinny, tease her bad implants, say she’s got a bad face, but come on, she’s doing fucking porn, if you ever see some of those porn chicks, you’ll know, this one here is fucking golden….and if you don’t believe me, just watch the video….

Posted in:Farrah Abraham|Sex Tape|Teen Mom

2013

07

May

Katy Perry in Vintage Underwear for MAX of the Day

Katy Perry is a cankle of a woman, not just because she has cankles, but because her cankles embody her, and have turned her into a pile of unwanted fat in the grand scheme of society, that everyone encourages and compliments, despite it being a giant cankle on the entertainment industry, because it’s the anti-bullying era, and she makes people money.

So seeing her pose in some vintage underwear or bathing suits, is as hot as seeing a cankle, but the good news is with every fat ankle, comes a set of fat tits, to distract from her bad genes, talentless life, and scam of a career that she’s somehow masterminded, because fat tits are a powerful thing….

Posted in:Katy Perry

2013

07

May

Nina Agdal Modeling Bikinis of the Day

Here is Nina modeling bikinis with Janini Milet…she doesn’t look as retarded as she normally does…you know with those wide eyes and big forehead, because she’s in a bikini and with a body like she’s got, she might as well not even have a head, it’s just in the way of a real deal throat fuck, if you know what I mean…..

All the press she’s getting is making her grow on me….I originally thought she was overrated, but now, I get it and most importantly am just happy it isn’t Kate Upton…

Posted in:Nina Agdal