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2013

06

May

Winona Ryder Old but Hot for Interview of the Day

It feels like the 90s up in here today….Winona Ryder who would think would look more like the grandmother scene in Edward Scissor hands and less like Winona Ryder….is posing in some silky lookin clothing for Interview like she’s not in her 40s….in fact…like she’s still in her early 20s…and the weirdest thing in all this is that I find her lookin better than she ever did, which is something that never happens, usually, by the 25th birthday it’s all down hill for a pussy, and I give up on them, but for some reason, a reason I’ll call movie magic, botox and good photography, I’m falling in love with Winona Ryder all over again, like she never fell off and is still filled with Johnny Depp, like she never became a criminal and disappeared from the celebrity world.

She’s all lean and lovely…elegant like old hollywood, even if she’s just old and in Hollywood….and .I am ready for the comeback….even if it’s not the sex tape kind of comeback I like.

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2013

06

May

Alanis Morissette Horrible Bikini Picture of the Day

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Baby got back….and not in a big booty way…but in a big, broad back way that looks like it could be a fat man way…

Reminding us that not all bikinis are created equally…and sometimes your bikini should be a fucking snow suit.

I appreciate her embracing her body in this anti-bullying era – by rocking a bikini that reads “Self Love” for all the fat girls who hate the image the media portrays about how women should look, you know in some Feminist, this is who I am, bullshit….no wait, I don’t appreciate that at all.

If she actually loved herself, she would eat better, workout more and not try to pass off a shitty body as some political commentary on the world we live in. I don’t care what anyone says, the government wants us fat and sick, and tricking us into thinking it’s ok to be that way, is just fucking gross….and the proof is in this picture.

I didn’t find Alanis hot in the 90s, when she was 16, or really ever….so there was little chance I’d find her now, making this a nice reminder of how right I was early on with this one.

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2013

06

May

Coco Scares Me in a Bikini of the Day

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Coco is just too big, and not in celebrity status, or relevance, but in size. I don’t get her appeal, or why a rich dude would make her his permanent hooker, but it happened and so did these pics of her in a bikini, like she’s got a hot body, because all you hip hop freaks have made her gutter ass think she does…not to mention, you’ve made otherwise anorexic girls fall into eating, to get built like this because it is deemed sexy, at least by rappers, and rappers are the new boy band, and girls always loved boy bands….

But she is in a bikini, and I posted Alanis Morrissette in a bikini, making this a little less bad, more comical, as Coco is clearly a parody or a clown in and of herself, and I’m up for any slut who admits she’s a slut. Fact.

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2013

06

May

Vanessa Hudgens Shitty Pantyflash of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is probably going into remission, but not in a “I don’t have cancer” kind of way, but in a “No one is paying attention to me now that they saw my fat ass in Spring Breakers and realized it didn’t give me any credibility as an actress, and that they could have replaced me with a fucking hooker, stripper, whatever, because it require no actual skill”….

You know a little aftershock, missing all the attention, state of depressions, but luckily, she has panty flashes, even if they are weird panty flashes, and even if that is tame for her considering she is the girl who released nudes at 17, it’s still a “look at me, I’m still here and I wear underwear”….situation, I am willing to notice.

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2013

06

May

Elsa Hosk in Vogue Brazil of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a top model, and here she is modeling purses the way all girls should wear purses everyday.

I mean they normally spend 10 times the price of their entire outfit, sometimes 10 times the price of their car, on the shit, why take any attention away from what may be the stupidest 3,000-10,000 dollar investment that isn’t an investment, but that girls save up to spend, because girls make no sense and are sucked in by the lie marketing that is the fashion world…

But shit, if that purse is all they are wearing, it changes the whole dynamic of the shit, it lets us really appreciate the shit, when looking at nature’s milk bags, you know showcasing the things that matter…

Now if only she was showing off is the empty bag ready to be impregnated between her legs….that’s the kind of bag I’d pay money to try to fill but barely fill with my pathetic equipment.

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2013

06

May

Olivia Munn Nipple in a Sweater of the Day

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I generally hate Olivia Munn, but only because I consider myself a defender of nerd interests, and I know that nerds are weak people who when a girl shows them any attention, even for evil, self beneficial reasons, they ignore the obvious gold digging, manipulation and are blinded by the “holy shit a girl just spoke to me”…no matter how rich their nerdy asses are…it’s just the nerd way.

Olivia Munn knew that loophole, worked it, and got famous because of it, and now I guess she’s got no where else to turn but holes in her sweater that she conveniently doesn’t wear a bra under…because maybe, just maybe her nerd fans who have moved on from her, will remember her, cuz they are loyal…or more importantly, maybe the paparazzi will notice…

She’s essentially a nobody, but nipples in sweaters are worth posting….Good Job Munn

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2013

06

May

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Rape Picture of the Day

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This picture of Doutzen Kroes being assaulted by a dude while wearing a bikini could be interpreted in so many ways…and all those ways are hilarious and amazing….even erotic….

Not because I think bikini models being manhandled is some hot shit, not because I think assaulted half naked women too weak to fight off a man is hot, you twisted fucks, but because I like to see a husband and baby daddy being playful on the beach with his model wife in her bikini, it just shows us the power of a love…..there is romance still left in the world. Right?

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2013

06

May

Farah Holt Nipple for Elle Mexico of the Day

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I’ve never heard of Farah Holt, she’s some up and coming UK model, who got a job showing some nipple while wearing bikinis for Elle Mexico, and despite having little to no fan base, she’s making moves and I appreciate that, especially since it involves showing some nipple, and half naked, young model body, that blows my fucking mind when in pictures. I support her hustle, and hope she goes places, as long as those places are her paying her dues to the industry through nudity, because let’s face it, any excuse to get any girl naked, especially when that excuse is career advancement, is highly erotic, especially when she looks like this.

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2013

06

May

Paris Hilton Pussy in the Million Dollar Pussy Video of the Day

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There’s something hilarious about Paris Hilton being in a music video about pussy, you know that million dollar pussy that makes you itch, thanks to how well traveled and experienced it is thanks to her wild rich girls filling her void vagina in her late teens and early 20s, back when she was a pornstar, when she didn’t have to be one, thanks to being a million dollar pussy.

Nicki Minaj shaking her booty and singing about her pussy being the baddest but that’s kind of expected, it’s the white Hilton Hotel heiress, who actually was born with a billion dollar pussy and had a billion dollar pussy when she did porn pussy…..that is a little more obscure and thus awesome.

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2013

06

May

Mother Daughter Fetish for Mother’s Day of the Day

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Georgia May Jagger and Jerri Hall are all rubbing up on each other like the first scene in a old lady/young girl lesbian themed porno, even if they are fully clothed, and it is just for a mother’s day promo for Sunglass Hut, because everyone knows the one thing your mom wants as an appreciation for you ruining her life, body and vagina, after 20-30 years of annoying her and constantly reminding her she shoulda got an abortion, is a pair of fucking sunglasses.

Either way, we’ve all wanted to bang mom and daugthers, together or apart, especially when we’re dating one of them, so we can all agree that this is a good foreplay fetish situation, you know since their both models and shit.

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