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2013

06

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

If you follow me on FACEBOOK or TWITTER , you will know that along with being a very charming, eloquent soft spoken man, I hate Cinqo de Mayo.

I find the shit racist as fuck with every white trash fat person eating their taco kit tacos and jar of salsa wearing a fucking sombrero.

Shitting on the Mexican culture, one frozen margarita mixed drink from Wal Mart at a fucking time.

Like me dressing in blackface and eating fried chicken on Martin Luther King Day, or me getting AIDS on Gay day, or me doing slave labor sweatshop work on Bangledeshi day…and all you white bread, taco kit eating, sombrero fuckers should get shot for hate crimes.

But that didn’t stop me from getting drunk…

Here are some morning links…


Here is an Iron Man 3 Review for The 3 of You Who Haven’t Seen it Yet
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Whole Bunch of Girls With Big Old Titties
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This Week in WTF Gifs
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Hero Customer Prevents a Robbery
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The Softer Side of Russian Dash Cams
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Skiing Double Fail
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Some Awesome Animal Photographs By Terry Richardson
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Hot Naked Babe at the Beach!
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Crazed Bieber Hugger in Dubai
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

May

Miley Cyrus Did Maxim and is their Top 100 of the Day

So these Maxim assholes and their Top 100 stories are a fucking joke. Maxim isn’t a relevant news agency with objective journalism, objectifying women by any systematic way, they are just doing it haphazardly. You know a bunch or half retard dudes, with some publicist connections, doing a list that is best for their dying business, from a business development and marketing standpoint….

So them choosing Miley as number 1, is the equivalent of me saying Miley is number 1, everytime I see pics of her bra-less titties and tight little funny elf faced body.

It means nothing.

But Miley is pretending to be happy about it, posting pics from her shoot, looking hot, the way she wants to, to get some revenge on her ex boyfriend /fiance who left her, because that’s how spoiled rich girls work, they get even by showing the motherfucker what they are missing, and that’s a Maxim Number 1 Girl, even if Maxim doesn’t fucking matter, it’s just another thing to throw in his face and to feel about her brat self with.

Luckily, I’m into Miley, at least when she’s not talking, so when she’s in pictures, and seeing her in ghetto, low grade, bikini shoots for shitty magazines, works for me. Even if I know how ridiculous the whole approach to it is.

She’s putting in work lately, after years of being stagnant all thanks to a broken heart.

[pics removed by maxim]

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

05

May

Julianne Hough Flashes Her Cooter the Old Fashioned Way of the Day


There’s nothing quite like a good old fashioned, getting out of the car, panty and labia flash, to remind us that Julianne Hough cares about increasing her popularity, and having the media talk about her, now that she doesn’t have Ryan Seacrest’s fame and fortune to attach herself to, as people look on and wonder whether she’s just his beard, because there’s no way those frosted tips don’t like anal, the bottom kind.

Because once you hit a level of celebrity, the paparazzi love when you pull this kind of shit off….

While I just look on and imagine what could have been if it all didn’t work out for her, because let’s face it, there’s really only 2 jobs a professional dancer can take, and she got her hands on the wrong one.

But at least she’s giving us a taste of what coulda been, while getting herself written about, all thanks to a little low level pussy flash.

I’m into it. Next time a little more crotchless and a lot more spread asshole. It will distract from her shitty face….


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Julianne Hough

2013

05

May

Bikini of the Day

I prefer my bikinis to be crotchless, but this works too, especially on a nice sunny Sunday in the park while I sit back and look onto your sun tanning because half naked girls, even when fat and talking about salad, in some confusing twilight zone way, is fun to stare at, even when it isn’t built like this innovative japanese bikini…so when I see this all I see is possibilities….but maybe I’m just sucked in by the video production qulaity of the japanese babe modeling this shit….

Posted in:Videos

2013

04

May

Amanda Bynes at the Gym of the Day

I am going to assume that this is a viral video prank and not Amanda Bynes at all, but real or fake, it’s an inspiring way to start your hungover, depressing, lonely, Saturday filled with regrets asking here it all went wrong, or more likely, why you just fucked that fat chick and how are you going to get her out of the house…fun.

Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2013

03

May

stepLINKS of the Day


stepGIRL SUMMER getting’ MAD CREEPY with that Booty Sent From Heaven…

I am ready to fuck, not because it is the weekend, not because I have a boner, but because it’s the right thing to say this Friday afternoon, when no one is paying attention to me. I figure this message will seep into the mind of an unsuspecting internet babe, who also wants to fuck, and who will in turn hit me up on social media for a good time, that will in turn be the worst night of her life, not because of the high risk of AIDS or horrible cheesy feces smell, but because of the whole package deal that comes with me…when I don’t make you cum….

Here are some stepLINKS….while I go drink…as I do…


Kris Humphries New Kim Kardashians is Just as Trashy and Half Naked
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Denise Richards in a See Through Tank Top
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The New Star Trek Premiere in Pictures
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Hot Girls in Short SHorts
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The Poisonous Pitcher Plant…
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Hot Blonde Bikini Babe
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Rosie Jones is Not Hot
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Nicole Richie is a Monster
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15 Examples of Cute Girls Getting Wet
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Demi Moore See Through
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Jordan Carver Huge Tits on the Beach
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Mindy Robinson’s Awesome Implants in The Haunting of Whaeley House
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Emilia Clarke Will Be Playing a Stripper
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Silvie the Siren is Spreading Her Vag and I Like That Pink
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Vince Vaughn’s Ridiculous New House
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A Couple Girls Demonstrating Shower Sex Positions.
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The Walking Dead Tranny is Coming To Get You
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One of the Hotter Suicide Girls…
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I Don’t Know Who This Old Saggy Bitch in Lingerie Is – But I Like Her
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Shaolin Warriors in Slow Motion
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Michelle Rodriguez Hard Nipples in a Bikini
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38 Hottest Pics of Christina Hendricks
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Some “Water Games” With Some Hot Naked Bitch Named Dominika
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You can Learn A Little Something From This Guy
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Ciara’s Hot in her New Video
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Fan Catches Baseball with Baby in Arm
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Ewa Sonnet Has Really Huge Tits….
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Decent Girl Spreading HEr Vag
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Hilary Duff Thick Legs
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More Vanessa Hudgens Ruining Yoga Pants
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Lohan and Her Lawyer in Sex Pose
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New in Korean Viral Music Hits -> Gentleman Dancer – And These Girls are Hot
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Work Those Titties Sluts
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Bad Lip Reading the Walking Dead Edition
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Rita Ora Cleavage for ELLE
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Car Load Doesn’t Go As Planned
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A Whole Lot of Internet Links…
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Hot Bitches in Front of Mirrors
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Wife Aims Cumshot in Husbands Eye
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Weird Amateur Pussy Pump
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Hot Russian Amateur Shoving Cucumber in her Ass
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Some Random Chick Masturbating
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Fisting Video of the Day
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Giant Dildo INsertion
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Famous Arab Sex Scandal
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Some Chubby Cam Girl
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

03

May

Emily Didonato’s Bikini Pics for H&M of the Day

Here’s the beard of my friend Jake Gyllenhaal…the dandiest pansy dancing like a stripper for a bunch of dudes around…Emily Didonato, a model who is taking advantage of his rich kid brat turned celebrity thanks to his dad but more importantly, his homosexuality, by linking herself up with him, so the media talk and when the media talk, she becomes a celebrity too. It’s all a fucking lie, but the only thing that’s real, or at least that feels real, or at least that I can pretend is real is that she’s half naked in these pics, whether she’s photoshopped or not….it’s good enough for me, but then again, I have no standards.

Posted in:Emily DiDonato

2013

03

May

Victoria’s Secret Island Hopping Catalog of the Day

The whole idea of me posting catalog pics is just insane to me. I mean I get it, there are hot models photoshopped in standardized bikini pictures that we’ve all seen countless times before, but seriously, if I had my hands on this catalog, I wouldn’t jerk off to it, I wouldn’t bring it out to show my friends – “Hey guys check out this catalog I just got for Victoria’s Secret”, but for some reason, a reason I don’t know, I post it to the internet like it fucking matters…I mean sure the bitches are hot, but fuck, I need to be doing better things with my life than this nonsense…I mean seriously…this is nonsense…noise…garbage…yet here it is anyway because I haven’t figured out my exit strategy.

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2013

03

May

Dita Von Teese Fetish Vine of the Day

Dita Von Teese was a gutter fetish model before she got “famous” on the internet, landing some Playboy shit that turned her into a Jenny McCarthy, star fucking, mainstream version of a pin-up model, in an era when Burlesque made a comeback, well she posted one of her earlier clips, ballerina feet in pie, and I had no choice but to post it, because it’s a ridiculous fetish, and more importantly, any girl can do this at home for some extra money, without feeling like a gutter hooker, even if like Dita Von Teese, you are.

Posted in:Dita Von Teese

2013

03

May

The Reese Witherspoon Arrest Tapes of the Day

The Reese Witherspoon arrest is a nice example of her true colors, she’s a cunt, but I could have already told you that and I’ve never met her, but more importantly, her pussy actor husband not having her back as he shits himself getting arrested, because his cushy bullshit life doesn’t take well to real situations like getting arrested, and says “I had nothing to do with that”….in a broken voice…because these people, when you strip away their money, can’t handle the simple things in life in a normal way, they think, because we make them think, that they are important, above the law and run the fucking country, even though all they do is play make belief. Fuck em all. I am just bummed she wasn’t sent to county, prison raped, and taught a few lessons of how the world, when you’re not a millionaire celebrity people suck up all the time, works.

The worst thing in all this, is that I still think this is a publicity stunt to promote her movie and get her in the news.

Posted in:Reese Witherspoon