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2013

03

May

Miranda Kerr’s Long Legs for Vogue of the Day

Here is some High Fashion athletics starring Miranda Kerr, ex Victoria’s Secret model, mom and wife to an actor, doing sports all glamorous and shit, which is the only way I really like seeing girls do sports, you know cuz otherwise they look like fucking dykes, and no one like dykes, not even dykes….because they are too manly for their lesbian penis hating ways….shit….

I like my women either skinny via fitness, because for some reason working out is the hottest shit to see a girl do, all sweaty vaginaed in yoga pants, or skinny due to drugs, starvation and too week to run.

But I don’t mind when they get all dressed up and pretend to do sports, at least not when they are Miranda Kerr, because this Vogue shoot is turning me on.

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2013

03

May

Kelly Brook Photoshopped for FHM of the Day

Doughy as fuck Kelly Brook got photoshopped skinny for her recent FHM shoot, and she looks pretty fucking good, if only she could walk through life, at least her big dumpy ass, with a photoshop filter on, because it makes her ridiculously huge tits that have led to all this fame, fortune and celebrity cock, the same tits that she’s been showing off for over a decade to get to this level of big titty fame where she knew to abort the baby and give it another go before 40, even if this level of fame is being shot for FHM, something I assume she’s done dozens of times before….but doughy or not, she’s got a good face, good tits, and takes a good pic and is hardly as trashy as the other glamour models she probably pretends she’s above and not in the same league as, even though she’s their fucking leader.

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2013

03

May

Jessica Hart Bikini Modeling of the Day

Sometimes the only thing we need is an Australian gold digging model in a bikini all greased up looking pretty amazing with her amazing bikini model body to remind us how shitty our lives are because we are looking at pics of these girls and not being suffocated by their vaginas as they drip off our face.

We’ve all failed, she’s won, except for the Paris Hilton herpes she got when landing Stavros the billionaire, what a pussy wouldn’t do for a billion dollars is very limited….so here are the pics.

Posted in:Jessica Hart

2013

03

May

Bar Refaeli Old Outtakes for GQ of the Day

I generally like Bars, because that is where I have spent some of my best times, and some of my worst times, spending my last dollar for a drink, to forget my problems for another day, as I slowly kill myself and make horrible fucking decisions…..

But this Bar, I’m not into.

She’s big, she’s a diva, she’s boring, and she’s no longer relevant now that her A-List boyfriend and top of the ladder corporate gig doesn’t exist.

But these outtake pics for GQ aren’t so bad.

So maybe this Israeli cokehead has another go left in her….or maybe these pics are just old…but whatever they are…she takes a good picture.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2013

03

May

Vanessa Hudgens Dumpy Leggings Ass of the Day

Sometimes leggings fail us. Here is Vanessa Hudgens demonstrating when that happens.

Her bumpy, sock full of marbles looking ass in a pair of workout pants, that look like she shat herself, or is in a diaper, or wearing a 1930s menstrual belt, makes absolutely no sense.

This must be some kind of candid camera prank or some shit, because I’ve seen dumpy fat chicks, far fatter and more dumpy than Vanessa Hudgens in Leggings, and they squeezed there shit into a nice and smooth formation….

This shit is just weird.

Here’s a Vanessa Hudgens Music Video to Kill Yourself To

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2013

03

May

Jamie Lynn Spears is Wet and Warning Us Of the Day

I don’t know how I feel about Jamie Lynn Spears or her mom pussy, but I do know I like seeing her try to be seductive for social media, holding up signs saying “Wet Floor” that can only be reference to her drippy fucking vagina, because what else could this artistic masterpiece mean…not to mention the slutty teen mom’s who get started early on, are usually the fucking horniest, ready to fill their cunts up with cock, and not into the whole getting pregnant thing, because the first go at that, ruined their fucking life…..

Posted in:Jamie Lynn Spears

2013

03

May

Kate Upton for Allure Korea of the Day

Kate Upton is garbage.

I don’t care what magazines she gets in, how much money she makes, how many movie roles she lands, or how many vats of sperm are filled on a daily basis by dudes looking at pics of her around the world….

All I see is the problem with genetically modified food, or more importantly, the hot busy young girl who isn’t done developing, who starts to end developing, and that end is in a place you don’t want it to be, all fat and shit.

I am pretty sure these are old pics because recycled by Allure for their huge Korean market, hoping some get leaked to the north, to show the enemy that Americans are a lazy breed with giant women used as their nuclear bombs…

Who cares, she sucks.

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2013

03

May

Little Mexican Gomez on Set for Instyle Magazine of the Day

Selena Gomez is one of Hollywood’s chosen puppets, thanks to a good PR team, so she’s fucking everywhere, including getting shot, in her traditional Mexican gear for Instyle…..

There’s no reason why this little chipmunk, whack body, played out 14 year old looking Disney trash is of interest….But she is so glamourous….at least in this REMIX pic from the stepFORUM….

The Mexicans as a people have come so far in America….

This is my LOLZ of the Day…


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Posted in:Selena Gomez

2013

03

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Turns out girls don’t like being told that they remind you of fucking a star fish with sleep apnea when they fuck. Apparently, laying there and snoring as they choke on their own fat chin from the inside, is not something they like to discuss….especially when they are hot and think they are good fucks. It turns out, girls really care about their sexual performance, even if they pretend they don’t care, by laying there snoring everytime you fuck.

Here are some morning links….

Girls in Insanely Short Shorts
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China’s Got a New Dick Shaped Building – So Innovative
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This Bitch Zuzana Modeling for Some Magazine
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Today in Stupid Vending Machine Prnaks
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Some Hot Nude Model and Her Beach Ball
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Alice Eve is a Showing Some Titty
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A Guy and his Roundhouse Kick
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True Facts With Zach Galfinakis
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Hot Jessica ALba Pics
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AnnaLynne McCord’s Fish Face is Hysterical
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS THE BEST THING SINCE UNPROTECTED SEX
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2013

02

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I try not to have sex with girls who have slept with more than 10 people, I know it is a fantasy that hasn’t happened since I was 17, because people are dirty sluts, but the other day, I met a strong candidate. We got to talking, and she told me she only slept with 8 people. I got excited, how did this 30 something only sleep with 8 people, was it a series of long term relationships? It must be…Turns out, I’m not that lucky and the reason for her low number was was AIDS. AIDS she got in a gangbang with 5 dudes when she was 18 and she hasn’t had sex since.

Good thing AIDS isn’t a death sentence.

Here are some stepLINK….

Jenny McCarthy Talks About Tween Boners with a Black Guy Who Does a Horrible Autistic Kid impression.
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The Reese Witherspoon First Interview Publicity Spin Her Cunt Behavior
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74 Pics of Some Hot as Fuck Redheads
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Jessica Alba in Net-A-Porter Shoot
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Ski JUmp Fail Music Remix
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WTF Happened to Keeley Hazell
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Iron Man 3 in 3 Minutes
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Dove Real Beauties
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Morgan Freeman Reads Ray J’s “I Hit it First”
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This Babe in a Censored Shirt – Gives me Boners
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This Cargo Plane Crash is Next Level
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Amazing Dancers on Russia’s Got Talent
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I like Francesca Eastwood’s Hard Nipples
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Ass Fuck Time. Who’d You Rather?
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34 Pics of People Being Awesome
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Serious Bitch in Red Dress at Great Gatsby Premiere
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MMA Taunt Fails
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Cary Muligan is the Worst in Harper’s Bazaar
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So Much Doutzen Kroes in her Bikini
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Behati Prinsloo Shopping with Candice Swanepoel having a Who’s Hotter Kind of Day
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Her Name is Kerry Morgan and SHe’s in a Bikini
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Allison Williams Jogs
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Some Hot Bitch WIth Big Ass Tits in a Small Red Dress Flashing
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Hey Don’t Mind Me Shitting Over Here
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Dog Rejects a Kiss Video
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Some Busty Chick Named Nikki Sims Tanning
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Don’t Click this Link
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Emily Blunt Ass in Jeans
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Today in Random Internet Pics
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Tiffani Amber Thiessen, Unlike Kris Kross, Lives
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High School Girls Who Know How To Fuck. Here’s The Video To Prove It…
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These Drugs are Awesome!
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Morbidly Obese Mindy
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Michelle Rodriguez Wet Bikini Pokies
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Dude Has Sex with his Xbox….
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Some Rita Rusic in a Bikini – Because Why the Fuck Not….
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Jennifer Lawrence Keeps Her Hat On
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Maria Sharapova is Not So Good
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55 Pics of Hard Nipples!
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Miley Cyrus for Elle UK
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MMA Taunt Fails.
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Hot Babe Masturbates for her Boyfriend
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Dude Fucks a Bitch From Behind on a Chair – Romantic
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Too Drunk to Fuck
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Some Dancing Pussy On Cam
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Hot Amateur Babe
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Busty Amateur Leaved Video
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Lesbians Having Sex in the Stall
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Hot Amateur Taking Dick
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Hot Butthole Play
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Two Amateur Sluts Eat Each Other Out
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Shy Girl Isn’t Too Shy as She Gets Naked on Cam
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Sideways Iraqi Sex
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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