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2013

02

May

Helen Flanagan’s Big Tits at the FHM 100 Party of the Day

FHM has their Top 100 List, because it’s good for publicity, even if these lists are nonsense, subjective, crafted by publicists, and thrown together with little thought or effort. The winner always who you expect it to be. The other girls probably paid to get there, because they can put it on their wikipedia page, but I guess it is an excuse to party, and we like to party…especially with dozens of UK busty trash, like Helen Flanagan who dropped out of her TV gig to be a Glamour model, in a move that would be insane anywhere but the UK, becuase Glamour models get the most love and male attention, while TV shows are ignored as everyone’s watching American TV…

In case you were wondering, Mila Kunis is their number 1, obviously.


TO SEE ALL THE TRASHY BRITISH BITCHES AT THE EVENT
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Posted in:Helen Flanagan

2013

02

May

Maria Fowler for Loaded of the Day

I am not from the UK, but I have a friend I try to masturbate on Cam from the UK, who always talks to me in her classy british way, despite being a gutter slut, which is a whole new dynamic for me, because I’m used to gutter sluts having the vocabulary of a 7 year old, because that’s when they were taken out of school by their dad to work the farm as the vagina the workers had sex with, or whatever other fantasy I created for her to make loving her down and out ass at a discount rate guilt free.

So this Maria Fowler, in her underwear is clearly trashy, classy british girls don’t do this kind of thing, I mean Mary Poppins would never, but I am sure she sounds like an intellectual and angel when she talks, giving her a little depth to her tits.

So Who she is really doesn’t matter, just look at her pics, that’s what she wants you to do.

Classy. Like the Royal Family and shit.

Posted in:Maria Fowler

2013

02

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like to give my alcoholism an excuse to exist, you know a reason to drink, otherwise I just feel like a pathetic drunk loser no different than a homeless man, which isn’t far from the truth, but I don’t like admitting that, even if it makes for a good excuse to drink.

Some nights I drink from hard days at the office, other days I drink for sucking at life, many days I drink because my wife is the fucking worst.

Last night I drank for kris from kris Kross, in some day the music died shit. The voice of a generation with one hit. Where he probably ended things because that’s what being kris from kris Kross does to you…

So now Kris Kross is just Kross, and we can finally stop jumping now…we know Kris already did…

Here are some morning links…

Some Chick at a Baseball Game Taking Pics of Her Tits.
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Melissa Satta in a Bikini
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Here’s a Little Get Lucky Daft Punk Cover Music to Start the Day
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This Morning’s Yoga Break Dance
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Bed of Nails Sandwich
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The AWESOME Origins of Coca Cola
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Check Out X-Tina Aguilera’s 10 Million Dollar Mansion That May Make You Want to K-Fed Her
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The 25 Hottest Import Models on Instagram
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If Humans Crossed the Street Like ANimals
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90 Year Old Does a Double Back Flip
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If you’re losing your hair. This will stop it. Girls will Thank You.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

01

May

stepLINKS of the Day

My wife is a lazy slophole who eats disgusting food and makes messes. She hasn’t done the dishes in at least a month, and shit is fucking disgusting. It actually smells like dirty hooker pussy, so I gag and get a boner every time I walk into our one room dump, because dirty pussy is the best kind of pussy, and being able to recreate it as a room scent, all thanks to rotting food, is kind of glorious…

While I go jerk of to a pan with fungus growing in it…with memories of good times I’ve had with similar smells….Here are some stepLINKS….

Khloe Kardashian Hard Nipples in a Bathing Suit Hates Her Sisters Cuz they are Armenian and she is OJ
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Jennifer Aniston in the Pregnancy Stance
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Chloe Moretz in Nylon for the Perverts
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61 Pics of Hot Booty Humps
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Bikini Contest Awesomeness
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Valerie Van Der Graaf for Beach Bunny
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Why Do We Kiss – I Do It Cuz I’m Horny
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You Will Want to Fuck this Playboy Chick.
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The 50 Funniest Ron Swanson Gifs
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Mariah Carey’s Wedding Vine
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More Hot Asses
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Yawns are Contagious
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Top 20 Reasons To Get Excited About Summer
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Kate Upton Fat on Set
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Amazing Huge Boob Hula Girl
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Holland Roden Nip Slip
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Alessandra Ambrosio Boring for Victoria’s Secret
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Goat on Hippo
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Beyonce is Insane
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Lohan is a Blogger Now – Welcome to my World.
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Sexy Pool Party Weirdness
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Some Hot Babe in Lingerie
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Kanye May Open the Car Door for Kim When He Should Slam Her Face with it…But Luckily He Makes Her Open Doors at Stores for Him
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16 Pics of a Dog’s Head on it’s Owner’s Body
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Kanye Finished his New Album
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This Goose is an Asshole
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Hot Gamer Chick Flashing her Vagina
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A Compilation of Gemma Arterton’s Hotness
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Alice Eve in Glamour – Boring.
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Shopping on Drugs
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Padma Lakshmi in Tight Clothes
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Salma Hayek
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Francesca Eastwood Pokies….
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Candice Swanepoel Boring
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Daisy Fuentes Just Bought at 6 Million Dollar House – Daisy Fuentes has 6 Million Dollars?
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Her Name is Hailey Leigh and She’s Hot in her Short Shorts But Even Hotter Naked
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Some Chunky Asses. Who’d You Rather Fuck?
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Hot Naked Flexible Chick
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The Basketball Gay Jason Collins’ Beard He Dated was a Serious Babe
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This Teen Model Doesn’t Look Like a Teen But She Does Look Good Naked
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The Funniest Motorized Scooter Obesity / Diabetes Video you Will See Today
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Henri le Chat Noir is Ridiculous.
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Kimberly Walsh Big Titties at an Event
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A Totally Normal Break Up
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Some Glamour Models and their Debut Performances
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Mommy To Be Doll Will Freak You The Fuck Out
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The Zach Galfinakis SNL Promos
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Daft Punk Get Lucky Cover
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The Strangest Engagement Pics You Will Ever See
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Gwyneth Paltrow Partnered Up With Seacrest for Some Garbage That Shouldn’t Exist
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Best Mini Golf Shot Ever – According To These Freaks
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Oriental Chick MAsturbates on the Balcony
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The Giggliest Girl in Porn
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Some Amateur Bisexual Doing What She Does – In Pics
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I Love this Intense Mirror Orgasm Video
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He Watches Himself Get Head While Getting Head and Filming Himself Get Head
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Fat Emo Chick on Cam
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Bong Hit Cam Show
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Girlfriend Bangs Herself
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

01

May

Rihanna’s Legs to Celebrate Her Arrival of the Day

Rihanna just drove into Montreal, the city I happen to live in, and after looking at these pics of her legs, coupled with the countless other pics I have posted of her over the year, it is safe to say, I wish I wasn’t so lazy and capable of finding a way to wrap them around my fucking neck, to wear her like a scarf, because she’s just that lovely. Or at least getting my hands on some post-concert panties and wearing them like a gas mask. I mean I know people here, I have this site, I should be invited to all her events VIP, and by VIP I mean with at least one finger in her vag and another in her ass, like she was a puppet, even though I’d be her puppet. Ever since I saw K-Fed do his thing, I realized, that was the path I should have taken, and with Rihanna being amazing on all levels of “I want to smell her asshole”, but probably not on amazing on so many other levels, but luckily the only level that matters is “I want to smell her asshole”,

Either way, I’m into this exhibitionist, battered spouse, possible child hooker turned entertainment industry hooker, and I want to after party with her, ideally in my mouth.

Make it happen internet. I already called Make a Wish Foundation and got denied. Apparently being 40 and impotent isn’t their specialty, they’re more into kids with cancer. Racists.

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

01

May

Amanda Bynes Bra Picture of the Day

I have very little to say about Amanda Bynes. Other than I love her. Even when everyone else is saturating the topic, you know getting in the way of my love, by trying to understand this child star who went off the deep end, because that’s what the celeb media does, which is coincidentally exactly what she wanted.

It’s like she’s fit, she’s busty, she’s got long legs and the people don’t want anything to do with her, they don’t give her work and they don’t track her every move, which I’m sure to her made no sense, so with her team of hired people she decided to cause scandals, make them think you’re crazy and at least get them talking, knowing exactly what she’s doing, and really it’s been the best thing for her career.

People are bored, people like crazy.

This installment of bra flash, big titty selfie, in her scripted breakdown into crazy, is my kind of crazy. It is the gateway to more exhibitionism, which is really what the people want, and by people I mean me, because none of you fuckers matter, you’re just getting in the way of my connection with Amanda Bynes.

Amanda Bynes. She’s amazing.

Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2013

01

May

Miley Cyrus for V Magazine of the Day

In case you didn’t know, Miley Cyrus is fucking hot and here she is at her fucking hottest.

I’ve been celebrating her break-up and her recent coming back into the limelight to show that fucker what he’s missing, ever since it happened. You know in a bitter, spiteful, typical girl way.

But this shit is just over the fucking top. I mean I’ve been documenting pretty much every pic she’s put on twitter, every song she’s put out, every short shorts, high heels, no bra, child star with serious underlying issues, but this V Magazine shit, pretty much jsut blew my fucking mind. I am almost as excited as the Disney exec who just hired her after her dad and mom signed the waiver saying they will never sue him for the blowjobs he gets from her as it’s part of the business….only the things i would to do her are far more perverted than that dude.

Seriously, as long as Miley isn’t talking, and as long as you don’t see her entitled brat ways, she’s glorious.

I’m into this.

Here’s the video

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

01

May

Vanessa Milde For Treats Magazine #5 of the Day

In case you don’t know, Treats Magazine is some Fashion porn magazine out of LA, started by porn guys who realized mainstream advertisers like fashion nudity, not Sasha Grey getting throat fucked nudity, and there’s more money in a Mercedes ad, than a porn membership at.

So they figured to hires awesome photographers and aspiring models who are already with agencies but not getting anywhere, making them eager and willing to do whatever it takes to get out of their low-end competitive modeling, world and next level that shit. You know, really make a name for themselves in some hot erotica that can be spinned into nothing deemed trashy.

So it’s like two winning situations, coming together, to make you come together, but luckily at different computers, in different buildings, because that would be gay.

Think about that next time you cum, somewhere in the world, another dude is busting at the exact same time as you, like your orgasming bredren, you may or may not know, in some seriously homo shit, that’s really not homo, like getting a blowjob from a tranny with tits, as long as she keeps her underwear on…..Out of site out of mind bro

Posted in:NSFW|Vanessa Milde

2013

01

May

Izabel Goulart Hot for GQ Mexico of the Day

These pictures of Izabel Goulart are for May’s issue of GQ Mexico, which I like to interpret as “Probably old pics of Izabel Goulart being re-used for a fringe market for GQ” and not actually new pics of her, but I’m not about to go through the Izabel Goulart archives of half naked pics to figure out if these are in fact sloppy seconds, because I don’t really care, I’m ore into just staring them, imagining dirty things I would do to her Brazilian ass, like threaten to have her deported if she doesn’t clean my dick with her mouth faster, and things like that, rather than understanding the GQ Mexico operations, that I can safely assume are one dude in a beater, smoking a cigar, in a cinder block home while his wife is out back milking the Donkey.

Right? Here are the pics.

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2013

01

May

Jessica Hart’s Failed Poolside Photoshoot of the Day

The most fascinating thing about bikini model from Australia Jessica Hart is not her gapped tooth she never got fixed. It is that she has the same strain of herpes as Paris Hilton thanks to dating his sloppy seconds Stavros Niarchos, who happens to be the billionaire heir who has probably fucked the most significant pussy of the last 15 years, because bitches love cake. Seriously, if you’re a chick, your strategy should be get knocked up by a billionaire 30 year old, your life will be fun, and anyone who tells you otherwise is an idiot. Don’t make it for yourself, use your looks to get it dammit, society is just jealous…

What it comes down to is that this Jessica Hart shoot, fucking sucks. I like my bikini pics more substantial, but I’ll post them anyway, I’m not a billionaire and have nothing better to do than sit here doing it.

This site is my luxury vacation home fuckers…

Posted in:Jessica Hart