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2013

02

May

Teen Mom Farrah’s Sex Tape Screencaps of the Day

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Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham, 21 year old with a dead baby daddy, forced to single mother her way through life, especially now that she’s off the show and no one cares about her, doing it right, by producing some porn, with an actual pornstar, and not even with a boyfriend, putting her shitty ball shaped implants on blast, and likely taking it up the ass, cuz she’s learned, as most teen moms do, that cum in the pussy leads to horrible things, even when those horrible things are the only reason we’re talking about her, you know anal is the best birth control, especially when the pussy involved is ravaged to shit.

Here are the first screenshots. The movie drops monday. I’ll have a clip. I am ready for the clip….

I am so into single moms turning to porn to get by right now….

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2013

02

May

The Miley Cyrus Nipple Shot of the Day

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I am still recovering from the Miley Cyrus and now these outtake shots have come out with her nipples all over them, or shadows that look like nipples, which in my life is good enough to be a nipple, because what difference does it fucking make, it’s not like I can even jerk off to this shit, but I would if I was 15 and she was my high school girlfriend or some shit when nipples, or shadows that look like nipples gave me boners….

I would love to K-Fedding her, if there is one thing we can learn from celeb gossip the last decade, it is that K-Fed is one of the smartest men in history – at least when it comes to his career and retirement….use that sperm strategically…he has it all figured out…

I guess I’ve also learned that I would love to smear my genitals all over Miley….because Miley wins…as long as she’s not talking.

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2013

02

May

Nude Commuter of the Day

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This video is part of Milo Moire, some Swiss artist’s, performance art project, that is my kind of performance art, and not a bunch of lesbians throwing used tampons and feces at glass walls, it involves some babe commuting to work totally fucking naked, rockin’ some small nipple and some implants, lookin’ pretty amazing, and the most interesting thing in all of it was that not many people even looked twice at her. My kind of social commentary…..because there is a naked bitch in it.

If you’re on mobile – this video should work….

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2013

02

May

Pink is the Least Glamorous Person to do Glamour of the Day

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She’s like some rough neck bitch you’d expect to find wrestling dudes in the backyard at the trailer park, and by wrestling I mean raping them.

You know, just a rugged, masculine, arm wrestling beauty, who likes strap-ons and peeing in urinals as much as the next penis hating dyke.

A penis hating dyke, in a dress, being a lady for a magazine of the day….and I feel some of you on the fence fags like it, cuz she’s the gateway girl to what you really want.

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2013

02

May

Kate Upton is Awkward Looking on Set of the Day

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Kate Upton reminds me of a loose fitting condom, which coincidently would be as played out as Kate Upton if I actually used condoms, because I have a small penis.

She’s overrated, she’s fucked the system, I don’t care how much of a big titty fetishist you are, you know that her belly, or hips or midsection, is not deserving of the attention she’s getting.

Attention that has landed her acting work, in movies, like a fucking talent, that we all know she clearly isn’t, in what is just lies that burn my fucking eyes.

But for some reason, dudes think she’s amazing, and that reason, is brainwashing. The fact she’s as famous as she is, is just one other example of the media saturated retards we’ve become.

And here she is on set in short shorts, that would probably fit you like pants, cuz she’s a monster doin’ the monster mash.

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2013

02

May

Bianca Balti’s Shitty Bikini Campaign for D&G of the Day

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Bianca Balti is some amazing looking Italian model who has done some Victoria’s Secret shit and who has done some LINGERIE MODELING shit…and now she’s doing some bikini shit for Dolce and Gabana that would probably be hotter if it was a little more erotic and a lot less ripped dude flexing. You know with more of her mom body in compromising positions and less of this subtle artistic shit we’ve seen before. I mean the budget behind this shit was probably huge enough to get her to spread that italian cure meat sandwich in her white bikini bottoms….

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2013

02

May

Bar Refaeli’s High Concept Instagram Art of the Day

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So this is what Bar Refaeli’s career has come to. She’s posting pictures of her posing for the camera in shadows, like she’s some high concept fucking artist, or Alfred Hitchcock, or someone who isn’t a big titty model who we expect to see in pictures of her half naked in bikinis and or lingerie.

It is like her bank account is healthy enough for her to find her true voice as an artist or some shit, and it made me laugh.

I prefer when bitches stick to what they are good at and what they know, especially in the last 5 years of their career before they turn 40 or worse…a mom.

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2013

02

May

Amanda Bynes Topless for Social Media of the DAy

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Yesterday she gave us the bra. Today we get the “forearm” bra. All this selfie erotic is giving me spontaneous boners that both humiliate and excite me.

Most people have no idea who Amanda Bynes is, I mean if I tried to talk to one of my drunk friends, he’d have no idea what I was talking about, but the tabloids are eating her up and loving every second of her fake demise, a demise that even if was real is not a demise, but in fact a rise to the top, filled with her big titties, skinny body and long child star legs. Slutty exhibitionist behavior from all kinds of girls is the shit I live for.

I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life.

10 minutes ago she started a cat fight with Jenny McCarthy, because Jenny McCarthy is a cyber bully who is old as fuck and doesn’t mind her own business or know what she’s talking about, and that too got me excited.

Then Amanda Bynes canceled it out, retracted it by saying it was a joke…in a “no offense” situation….I like thouse.

This whole Amanda Bynes thing brings me hope that we aren’t that doomed and real people still exist who don’t mind stirring up the pot…with topless pics.

I think I’m in love. I need to K-Fed her. Now.

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2013

02

May

Paulina Gretzky Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t do sports, but I would do their wives, daughters, and mistresses, because Athletes, unlike regular people, have all kinds of trashy pussy thrown their way, and sometimes they knock them up and marry them, and sometimes they make trashy pussy of their own, because athletes, for the most part, unless we’re talking about billionaire Hilary Duff’s husband, are ghetto poor people who end up making far too much money to know what to do with and to not spoil their kids and stripper looking wives with fake tits and whatever they want…

Working class values.

The other nice thing about athletes, their stripper wives and their tacky daughters, is that growing up the one important thing for the dad was fitness and a regimented diet, because that’s how daddy made his fake titty money, and with fitness and a good diet, comes a body raised by an athlete, coupled with a personality raised by a stripper looking mom, cuz daddy was always on the road, that focuses on the superficial, because mommy’s looks got Daddy’s money, this Paulina Gretzky the complete package, at least from behind.

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2013

02

May

Nina Agdal’s Hot Body/Retard Face for Aerie Lingerie of the Day

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Nina Agdal is the spokesperson for some lingerie company, and these are the shitty ads,

I guess she looks better than she normally does, because when she’s not posing, and the photographer isn’t focusing on her amazing body, she generally looks like Corky, you know a little Downs Syndromed.

Not that I wouldn’t sleep with a girl with Downs Syndrome, I have no standards and depending on how retarded she is, I assume she’d be easy. You know with all their chronic masturbating….

You see cuz like the Black Eyed Peas, I’m okay with getting retards.

Not that Nina has Downs Syndrome, she just looks like she does, and not in these pics, so focus on what matters, her amazing body she’s milking to the top, even if I’d rather she be milking me.

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