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2013

01

May

Rhian Sugden for Loaded of the Day

Some Glamour model named Rhian Sugden did the Sharon Stone from Basic Instinct, without flashing her cunt, 2 decades later, for a reason I can only assume is a serious lack of creativity, because at this Glamour model level, all they need are the tits, so the intro storyline can be anything, including the movie that was on the night before the shoot that the creative directory just happened to come across and figure it was good enough to shit out, because he was hungover, lazy, uninterested and ultimately, the idea didn’t matter cuz it was all about the tits…and I think she looks good. I mean normally I hate on Glamour models, but whatever is going on here…I approve.


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Posted in:NSFW|Rhian Sugden

2013

01

May

Miley Cyrus Pumping Gas Proper of the Day

I always find it funny watching Miley Cyrus try to be normal. You know doing the things normal girls do and hate doing, like pumping gas, and owning the shit, like she just won an Oscar. She’s been so coddled her entire life, that making her bed for herself is something she fucking celebrates, in what normal people may not understand, because normal people weren’t raised in a fishbowl their entire life, a fishbowl that will be solely responsible for her fucking crash and burn….a crash and burn we can safely say we hope involved her tight grip on a cock in a sex tape and not on the gas pump.

All this to say, short shorts, long legs, heels at the gas stataion, or really doing anything, is my kind of softcore porn.

Miley and her hip hop hustle done bring it.


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2013

01

May

Candice Swanepoel’s Mom Sets Off Some Red Flags of the Day

Candice Swanepoel’s mom celebrated her birthday yesterday, so everyone wish the uterus that built Candice Swanepoel, instead of aborting her, a happy birthday. Her vagina was ravaged in the making of a vagina you all masturbate to, and she should be celebrated for that.

That said, looking at her picture and using my scientifically backed “Looked at the bitch you’re fucking’s mom before getting too serious, because the chances are she’ll end up looking like her, acting like her and aging like her because mom, although fat and scary now, was once young and vibrant, like the pussy you are sticking your dick in”…..leading me to think Candice Swanepoel may not be what she is now, in 20 years, but the good news is the world will probably blow up by then and we’ll never have to see it, so until then, Candice is toned and not muff gutted, her gunt is glorious not menopausal, so whatever she’s gonna age into doen’t really matter, because what she is today is all we care about.


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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

01

May

Ken Jeong Photobombs Kate Upton in August 2011 of the Day

In Augusts 2011 , Ken Jeong brought his frat boy – Judd Apatow / The Hangover brand of accessible, easy to digest, even though dude is an actual doctor and probaly has the capacity to be funnier, but why bother in a world full of fucking retards, who think “dance drunk asian monkey in a speedo, dance”…is genius…..to a GQ Shoot featuring Kate Upton, you know to make a viral video out of it, because movie star comedians aren’t supposed to be funny in the background photobombing fat busty overrated models during photoshoots, which is what the comedic masterminds figured made of good comedy…

Don’t get me wrong, I like photobombs almost as much as the next guy, and dudes pretending to jerk off water noodles, classic shit that will be written about by comedic theorists for decades to come, I just find it a little obvious.

You see these people have huge fucking budgets, star power and most importantly tits, making things pretty fucking weak….but luckily…the world are retards….

All this to say, this video, shoot is 2 years old. I have no idea why it is circulating so many years later, but I can assume it has a little something to do with Hangover 3.

Posted in:Kate Upton|Ken Jeong

2013

01

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There is something magical about waking lawyer’s letters from Hulk Holgan’s legal team, threatening me for 100,000,000 dollar lawsuits if I don’t take down video of his sex tape in 24 hours, but not as magical as I thought my first brush with Hulk Hogan would be.

I thought it would be something like this….

That or tag teaming his daughter…. Here are some morning links….

Hilarious Compilation of Girls Modeling in Funny Ways….Hot Babes Failing is the Best
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In Case You Missed It – James Franco’s S&M Birthday Cake
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Some Chick Named Claire Sinclair in her Lingerie at her Ghetto Stratosphere Las Vegas Show That If You’ve Been to the Strat, You’d Probably Never Want to See
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The Horror…The Absolute Horror
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Dude Gives a Sunbathing Girl Some Unwanted Lotion…
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Animals Trying to Stay Awake
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Today’s Surprise Drunk Move…
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Rapping Real Estate Agent is Better than Raping Real Estate Agent
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday on Wednesday – Mind Fuck
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The 25 Memes of April
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Having rats in your house isn’t awesome when you are scared of rats – even if they have more sex appeal and are better company than you’re disgusting wife and not because you want to do the Richard Gere but because all this alone time with the internet has clearly made you lose your fucking mind.

Here are some links while I leave the house and look for love in all the wrong places mainly because of that whole anti social thing that when people talk to me I shut down because I’m not used to talking, but to reading texts….like today when I was in line and some babe made a joke in my direction and I could only type LOL on my phone and show her to actually communicate.

Oh right…here are those links…

Vida Guerra Bikini
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Catherine Zeta Jones Has Lost Her Mind…I Wish There was Video of the Meltdowns that Led to This
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Post Pregnant Kirsten Bell is Disgusting
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Britney Spears Rancid Cellulite
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Some Salma Hayek Bra
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Exercise Ball Attack
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How About Some Acrobatic Gymnastics
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Isla Fisher Trying to be Sexy
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This Chick Charm is Insane Booty…
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This Nicole Chick is a Young Bikini Model – Check Her Out
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Reggie Watts Does Van Halen
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12 Newspaper Fails that will Make You Laugh
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The Craziest Talk Show Breakdown Gifs
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Lohan is Stalling Rehab
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Emma Stone in Revlon
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Animals Trying to Stay Awake
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Weird Doggy Snore
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Kris Jenner Paddleboarding is Hilarious
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A Little Kate Bosworth Getting Interviewed
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25 Toys That Prove Your Parents Hate You
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Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles
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A whole lots of behind the scenes pics from Empire Strikes Back
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Some Chick Named Lily Figuera Getting a Massage
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The Girl Ronaldo May Have Cheated With This Chick and She’s Hot
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Courtney Stodden in Tight Dress
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Demi Moore and Rumer Willis are Not My Fantasy Mom/Daughter Porn Couple
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AnnaLynne McCord Lookin Crazy
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Downton Abbey Is Launching A Clothing Line….
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Nina Dobrev
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Paris Hilton and Her Future K-Fed
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A Whole Lot of Amazing Backs on Babes
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Aria Giovanni’s Naked on the Roof with all them Big Titties….
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Oh no….Kristin Cavallari is Putting Her Acting Career in Hold
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Honest Iron Man Trailer
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Crazy Hockey Save
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The James Franco Birthday Cake is Hilarious
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Take This Guy’s Advice to Get Laid – Seriously
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Tilda Swinton Scares The Fuck Out of Me
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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2 Dudes Fuck a Chick on a Crowded Beach
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Some Girls and their Fart Fetish
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Teens Masturbate in front of the Mirror
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Arab Fatty Masturbating is the New Terrorism
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Weird Train Oral
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Pregnant Chick vs Massive Dildo
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Today’s Exploited College Girl
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Skinny Girl Has Sex with Fat Guy
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Some Big Boobed Cam Girl and her Whipped Cream Show
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Webcam Show Gone Very Wrong
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

30

Apr

Amanda Bynes is Amazing of the Day

Amanda Bynes. She’s amazing.

Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2013

30

Apr

Kelly Rowland’s Interesting Bikini Position of the Day

Kelly Rowland’s gotta watch out, I mean at least when in this position, people are going to look at her implants, see her like this, and assume that she’s not Beyonce’s employee who was left in the shadows of the creature that is Beyonce, and that is now mocking the way Beyonce probably got pregnant with blue IVY, only instead of laying on her back like a dead fish, legs up like a gynecological exam, on her cell phone, Beyonce was probably looking at herself in a mirror, there is only so much love a bitch can have for herself, and Beyonce proves that….

OR a passerby will just wonder why a black chick is tanning, she’s already pretty tanned, or maybe they’ll just try to figure out what kind of infection she’s airing out, whatever it is they think….I am sure it’s not how hot this Destiny Child scraps is…

Boring.


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Posted in:Kelly Rowland

2013

30

Apr

Anne Vyalitsyna GQ Mexico of the Day

Anne V is some Adam Levine fucker, a stain on her vagina that no matter how many years go by since their tragic break-up, will always be there, because there’s just something about Adam Levine that ruins a woman….

She also works for Victoria’s Secret as a half naked model, unfortunately, modeling the wrong half naked….I mean I’d be way more into her shit if she had a cutout in her pants and shirt so I could see vagina and nipple, it’s the half naked modeling of the future.

That said, here she is for GQ Mexico, the motherland, continuing her strategic nudity, lookin good while doing it.

Posted in:Anne Vyalitsyna

2013

30

Apr

Francesca Eastwood Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Francesca Eastwood is on the rise, and by rise I mean she told her dad to call some friends and make her as famous as he can before he dies and no one cares who she is. So next thing you know, she’s landed some top PR person, maybe even a couple of acting gigs, but most importantly some paparazzi coverage, in what is one of the worst staged bikini pics I’ve seen in a long time. Usually, the girls in the staged paparazzi bikini pics are trying to make it look like they are natural and going about their lives being shot, the fact that she’s posing for the shit, kinda makes it obvious that this is all to get people like me to talk about her hard nipples and tight body like she matters. You know to make her a sex symbol that will lead to more work thanks to her dad’s power in the industry, even if she’s got no ability to act, at least not according to her staged bikini pics, when really I’d much rather see her riding my face, but these pics are pretty hysterical….

Posted in:Francesca Eastwood