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2013

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Apr

Irina Shayk for Facebook of the Day

Irina Shayk posted these pics to her facebook, you know keeping social with some cleavage and bikini pics, for all her fans that are happy to hear that her love affair with her Soccer boyfriend is almost over, I guess the contract is up and the being his beard, pretending she has sex with him, so his fans don’t go homophobic on his ass. You know cuz she’s a mail order bride living the dream, and he’s got an image to uphold even if a little investigative journalism would show the world the truth, a truth none of us care about, cuz we are more into her body…the cam girl locked in a room with the mafia performing in exchange for her life who got away…

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2013

30

Apr

Jennifer Hawkins Modeling Shoes for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

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Jennifer Hawkins us sine Australian 30 year old who is apparently on TV in Australia, but I can’t confirm or deny that, because the only thing I know about Australia is from some drunk guy in Costa Rica and a bunch of Vegan babes from Instagram, and my conclusion about the country is that it is Canada, with babes who like to get drunk and have fun, but who are most importantly hot, and in abundance, making them not realize they are hot, something that more girls need to pick up on, cuz that insecure shit, thinking you’re hotter than you are shit, makes for shitty fucking sex.

That said, here is Jennifer Hawkins modeling shoes, because I figure you guys are into feet and women’s shoes, you know the kind of freak who wears them when he jerks off, or uses them to cum in after jerking off. All around weird.

Here are the pics….of her big ass feet. Feet that probably motivated her shoe line, you know to keep them shits covered the fuck up….

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2013

30

Apr

Nicole Neal for Page 360 is the Glamour Model of the Day

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Nicole Neal, Glamour Model, Daddy Issues, Girl smart enough to figure her average looks could get her a bar job, a stripping job, a cam girl following, or on the pages of magazines, all she has to do is show tits.

She chose magazines, because magazines lead to husbands, usually pro soccer players, and husbands lead to a retirement plan via her uterus, as long as they are pro soccer players.

Not to tear her apart like a psycho in his basement, but her best feature is her side profile of her ass, the rest of her is whatever, even after being photoshopped….

Boring yes, but fun to watch spin. Fact.

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2013

30

Apr

Audrina Patridge Pants Off for Stndrd Mag of the Day

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Remember mentally challenged, retard, Audrina Patridge from the worst MTV had to offer, back when MTV felt the world was filled with mindless retards and shoving this kind of garbage down their throat would shut them up and make them consume products from their advertisers….something that I am sure they still feel, but that luckily Audrina Patridge and her shitty show isn’t a part of, because they are the fucking worst….and despite being the fucking worst, in everything she does and represents, from teenage implants to being a fame whore…she does have a pretty great body when you strip her down and get her posing, even if her face is a little inbred.

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2013

30

Apr

Jesinta Campbell is Hot for Menstyle of the Day

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Jesinta Campbell is some Australia Celebrity Apprentice contestant and as someone who likes Australia, at least according to the girls from Australia I follow on instagram, because they are babes in bikinis, I figure I should post her life changing pics of her posing in her underwear for some Menstyle magazine, because girls in lingerie are the only reason men would ever really want style, otherwise, you’d all dress like me, in soiled sweat pants, stained shirts, smelling like shit, cuz I’ve given up, and thrown in the fucking towel, suckin’ at life in the best way possible, all while staring anything that has a vagina….like this Jesinta, what kind of name is Jesinta, but I guess that doesn’t matter when I’m staring at her in lingerie.

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2013

30

Apr

Melissa Satta Bikini Jacked Up Her Ass of the Day

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Melissa Satta is some rich bitch who is American, but was raised in Europe, who is engaged to some black guy from Ghana who is a pro soccer player and who bought her a multi-million dollar engagement ring, because either her ass is that good, or her ass is just that high maintenance, that she needs that kind of nonsense to feel valuable, proving that she’s just a high maintenance cunt and I hate her.

But I don’t mind that she likes jacking her bikini up her ass, because people take pictures of her attention seeking cunt self, which validates her thanks to her dad being too busy for her when she was growing up, at least that’s what I am going to assume until I forget who the fuck Melissa Satta is, which will be in about 5 minutes from now.

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2013

30

Apr

Christina Milian for Cosmo for Latinas of the Day

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Mom Christina Milian is in a bathing suit for Cosmo for Latinas, like she’s not a mom, like she’s still got that body, in a magazine that actually exists, even if it seems racist, like Latinas are their own breed that need content on the latest loud and tacky dresses to where to church, to tips on cutting your husband’s dick off if you think he cheats, cuz unlike the other Cosmo for white people, Latina women are a little more insan which is probably why a full bodied single mom bitch like Milan is someone they’d feature in their bullshit racist shit….

Here are the pics..

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2013

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Apr

Myleene Klass See Through Leggings of the Day

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Myleene Klass is wearing leggings that are one size too small, it happens all the time now that leggings are the norm, and I see it on girls of all ages, even in their 60s, in underwear they are wearing to hold it all in as hard as they can, and I love it every single time, it’s one of those why even wear pants at all, oh right, cuz you have no idea the pants you’re wearing are fucking see through. This shit is better than a girl getting her period in a pair of white pants in high school. Classic.

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2013

30

Apr

Stella Hudgens Does the Teen Runaway for the Perverts of the Day

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I know girls know exactly what they are doing when it comes to taking pictures of themselves. Even the young ones have it all figured out. They know the pose, they know the angle, they aren’t all innocent and having innocent fun like people pretend they are, I was 16 once and I was getting high and fucking and I am sure some of you were too, and that was in an era before the internet, and accessible porn, and all those fetishes, more importantly in a world that wasn’t Hollywood, where my sister was known for being some Disney starlet with nude pics that got her all kinds of attention.

Meaning, she’s totally aware of what’s going on, and that’s why she’s dressed like a teenage runaway you met at the bus station looking for place to sleep, shower and get some food, and totally willing to do anything…and I mean anything for you to get it.

So if that’s your thing, a fetish that is a little more fringe than just being a teen in a bikini, you know with more layers and complexity, here’s Stella…..the little Hudgens that could.

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2013

30

Apr

Kendall Jenner in Greece Not Doin’ Greek Bikini Pics of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is showing off her 17 body in a bikini because all she wants in life is to be a Victoria’s Secret model. She’s tall, she’s fit and has a team of people who can probably convince Victoria’s Secret into giving her the job as an 18th birthday present, since Victoria’s Secret doesn’t fuck with underage girls as models anymore, even though they used to. Pornographers.

You see, cuz rich people, get everything they want. It used to be a BMW for her 16th birthday, now that shit is amateur, even the middle class kids get those now.

I just like knowing how damaged she will be by 25. Because you know things like these always break.

Not to mention, ask any bitch at 25 if she had a hot body at 17, most will say yes, making these pics, not very impressive and not just because she is the figurehead for an evil Kardashian empire now that the old fat one fell off harder than the time she shut down an all you can eat breakfast buffet….More Waffles.

Here are the instagram self produced smut.

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