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2013

30

Apr

Mornign Hangover Dump of the Day

Failed pickup line of the day….

Not to sound creepy, but we should totally meet in my basement.

Here are some morning life changing links for you to love and cherish and raise as if they were your own.

Gay Sex on Set of Spiderman 2
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Everyday Girls SHowing Off Their Backs…
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The World Needs more Ozzy the Weasel
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This is Why You Don’t Stick Your Dick in Crazy
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How To Not Break BRicks
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I am a Fan of the Willie Nelson Hobbit 2 Audition
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Some Rugged, Big Titty, Model Flashing Vagain
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Harley Davidson Bikini Contest
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Ashley Benson in a Blue Dress at the Mexican Film Fest
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6 Year Old Drummer Does Van Halen
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The Future King and Queen of England Playing Harry Potter
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Some Girl Seriously Stretching Out her Labia
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NETFLIX OF PORN – Why Didn’t I Think of That?
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

29

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

stepGIRL rockin’ part of the Ocean Gang

My favorite thing about married couples is how hungry the husband is for new tits when he is allowed to socialize with his friends, instead of doing some bullshit Murder Mystery dinner with other couples.

Everytime I am with a married friend, who is allowed off his chain, it is always “let’s go to strippers” and he’s always the first one in the lap dance booth, because he chose to deprive himself of life and pussy….

Only to have his wife text him the entire fucking night, ruining his one taste of freedom, sending him back to the prison, smelling of stripper perfume.

It makes me laugh because I just live like I’m not married, she’s too fat to count as a human….

Drinking time – Here are the stepLINKS…

All The Slutty Sinning Democrats at the White House Correspondents Dinner
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Teem Mom Got A Million Dollars for her Sex Tape
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This Gymnast Has Moves….
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Rosario Dawson GQ
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Old Hag Rita Rusic in Some Bikini Pics
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A Couple of Babes Posing Together
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Hilarious Video of a Couple Stealing Gas
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Bikini Coleslaw Wrestling
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Oh Shit – A Bunch of Cute Girls From the Internet
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Chrissy Tiegan’s Broken Dress for the Internet
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Your Weekly Slutty Celebrity Twitter Pics
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Demi Moore in a See Through
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Beastie Boys Memoir in the Works
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Tamara Ecclestone Hard Pokies for Playboy
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Debby Ryan Fakes an Upskirt
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Some Minka Kelly and her Boyfriend
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Katy Perry Hides Her Tits
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Samara Weaving in her Bikini
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A Man and his Pet Croc
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British Road Rage is Funny
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500 Yard Drive
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Rihanna Rockin’ Out Hard at the Strip Club
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Jordan Carver Succeeds at Twitter
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Hot Busty Nude Model – Nude Modeling
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Intense Mirror Orgasm
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Valerie Irene’s Got Some Huge Stupid Tits
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2011’s Playmate of the Year, With and Without Makeup
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Some Plastic Surgery Pam Anderson Pics
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Dogs are Awesome
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Saffi Karina
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Explosion Video of the Day
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Looking Down Lauren Graham’s Shirt
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Some Kendall Jenner Bikini Pics
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I Think Rihanna Just Took A Dump On Stage
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The 32 Sexiest Jessica Alba Pictures of All Time
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Faye Reagan and Klaudia Dyking Out
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Today in Naked Baking
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Emma Stone’s Revlon Ads Suck
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Slip and Slide Rodeo is Hilariou
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Today in Random Internet Pics
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Today in Rihanna Throwback Bikinis Pics
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Yawns are Contagious – Video
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Ass Fuck Time. Who’s Ass Would You Rather Fuck?
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Steven Spielberg’s Obama
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Standing Box Jump
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Girls Interrupted While Taking a Shower Together
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Dude Uses a Firecracker in his Ass as a Butt Plug – Awesome Talent
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Homemade Sex Tape
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Check Out this Greased Up Tight Body Getting Fucked
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Young Lesbians Going at it
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Car Trailer Hitch Fucking
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Milf Fucks Both Holes
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Hot Couple of the Day
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Legless Dude Fucks Some CHick – Weird
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Mom and Dad Get Carried Away in Their Homemade Porn
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The Worst Voyeur Sex Ever
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

29

Apr

LOLZ of the Day

This is my kind of couple. A modern day Bonnie and Clyde. Just them, the road, and gas stations along the way that they need to heist. Powered by crack cocaine, with a uterus filled with dead babies. This hooker delivers. I think I am in love.

Posted in:LOLZ

2013

29

Apr

Holland Roden Nipple Slip Outside Chateau Marmont of the Day

No day is complete without a picture of Holland Roden’s nipple slip outside Chateau Marmont….not that a Holland Roden nipple slip has ever happened before, and not that I know who Holland Roden is, and not because I think Holland Roden is hot…but because before seeing this dirty windowed picture of her 24 year old nipples…I wasn’t living, it was all just a shell, going through the motions, just waiting for this moment to arrive. This is the rebirth, like she is the Messiah and it all just suddenly makes sense and is clear….I guess now we can go kill ourselves, this was the peak….

Or not. she’s from MTV’s Teen Wolf show, and who the fuck cares, seriously. Go celebrate something important, not this nonsense.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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Posted in:Holland Roden|NSFW

2013

29

Apr

Jenner Sisters In Their Bikinis for the Paparazzi of the Day

It’s funny that it is legal for a mother to whore out her teen daughters for the media via the paparazzi they probably brought on vacation with them.

I know it isn’t as bad as whoring them out to random men for sexual favors to help pay the rent, at least not in theory, according to society norms, but I have a feeling that the damage this does, will equally fuck them up, as if they were being whored out like whores, because ultimately, you are a product of your environment, and when you realize you’re opportunistic cunt mom is making you jump through hoops to fill her own egotistical needs, dreams and bribing you by giving you anything you want, it’s as empty as when it happens in the gutter. That’s why rich girls are just like stripper trash, just in nicer clothes and hotel rooms.

I guess I shouldn’t care about the mental capacity of these demon children as they run around in their demon family, but they are in bikinis, and the skinny one aspires to be a Victoria’s Secret model, you see it’s good to raise them like this, they have such depth to their dreams and potential to contribute to society.

Idiots.


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Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2013

29

Apr

Oh Shit! Miley Cyrus Was Let Out of Her House of the Day

Miley Cyrus has been allowed out of her house. Oh shit.

And she’s gone wild. Oh Shit.

I assume that’s what happens when you are the caged money making animal at the zoo, that is finally let out of the cage to explore what the world they were always kept away from, because the world is a scary place, and the cage is safe, and where we keep our money making animals.

You know, she’s high profile, has fans, the paparazzi would rip her apart now that she’s single, something my penis would like to do to her vagina, if it was only more substantial.

Her sheltered life filled with handlers sometimes gets pushed aside, you know cuz she is the money making animal and she calls the shots, and I guess this is the evidence of that whole =”This is my life, and I just want to live it and be normal” rebellion…..that I like to call the gateway to falling off the fucking deep end.

You can’t steal her life fame. You hear that.

Oh Shit.

Now let’s do a low key, low profile, parking lot photoshoot to really not get noticed on this incognito, attempt at integrating into society like a normal….hustle….

Oh Shit.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

29

Apr

Amanda Bynes Not In My Kid of Gym Clothes of the Day

I usually prefer when girls go to the gym dressed in booty shorts and a shorts bra, you know to really not let any clothing get in the way of their deep fucking squats, so that after they are sweating and digusting, I can pretty much make out their entire vagina and ass definition, because you know what it turns me the fuck on. Almost enough to join a gym, but that would be crazy.

Amanda Bynes, despite her level of awesome, doing her Andy Kaufman crazy fuck with the public through twitter because they talk about her, would do better if her gym clothes were a lot less Muslim. I mean shit, she looks like this OCD woman who I see walking around my apartment who wears 8 layers of clothes, a hood, a scarf to cover her face, gloves, like she’s Michael Jackson and allergic to the sun, and they’re very little erotic in that.

I mean Bynes has a body that needs to be more scandalous, but I’ll still try jerking off to these, you know to challenge my jerking off skills, next leveling it.

Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2013

29

Apr

Claudia Romani’s Bikini for the Paparazzi Overload of the Day

A lot of people don’t know this about me, including Claudia Romani, but Claudia Romani is my girlfriend.

I know I keep the identity of the girls I make sweet love to secret, but I figure, if I’m posting pics of her that the paparazzi take, you have a right to know that we are in love, sure it’s only on twitter, and it might be a dude she pays to run her social networking, and it may only be one sided and hasn’t got to nudity, grinding, or sex tapes yet, but that’s ok…I like to take my time with my low level internet fantasies, to let the blossom into a magical thing….

Twitter, or all social media is the gateway to pregnancy scares, abortions, and breaking up marriages. It’s the new picking up at a bar, or a back alley…..

What a lot of you may not know is who Claudia Romani is…well either do I…I figure let her past be her past and her future be my future, you know, cuz that’s how romance work.

I just know paparazzi follow her, she’s got a great ass, and all the blogs talk about her like she matters, so she may matter, but as far as I’m concerned, her best work is going to be having sex with me….even if she doesn’t know it yet.

I’ve already got her fully clothed sexting me from the gym, next step, spread ass. It will happen and I won’t involve any of you in it.


TO SEE HER PAPARAZZI BIKINI PICS
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Posted in:Claudia Romani

2013

29

Apr

Game of Thrones Sex Scene of the Day

I don’t watch Game of Thrones but apprently, this bitch, who I am not going to bother figuring out what her name is, getting naked is a big deal, a big turning point in the story, a story that doesn’t matter. That I don’t understand, people I find Sci/Fi and fantasy the fucking worst thing ever, but people everywhere are embracing it….

But I guess when sci/fi fantasy, although weird, awkward and makes me uncomfortable, smells like stale semen a jar in your mom’s basement, you know with all those dragons and fairies and trolls and shit, hot girls generally aren’t into cuz it just screams virgin loser sword fighting at lunch in some weird fucking warzone at the park, with people just as weird as him, is ok if it’s a 45 second clip with a naked bitch in it….

If you’re on your mobile phome – this clip should work.

Posted in:Game of Thrones|HBOobs|NSFW

2013

29

Apr

Glamour Model Jess Davies is a Topless Supergirl of the Day

Jess Davies….so much to say about Jess Davies…but none of it matters because Jess Davies doesn’t matter. She is an interchangeable topless model, who is just trying to stand out amongst the other topless models, so that she lands a soccer playing husband as a retirement plan, because it’s better than working as a strip club waitress. She may have daddy issues, stemming from him not loving her, or loving her too much, and really I don’t need to analyze the psychology of a topless whore getting paid to be topless only because she gets topless and not because of her beauty, but more because of her bra size. I am here to see a cheap attempt to make nerds cum to pics of her and I have a feeling it is totally working….all dressed like supergirl and shit…enough to lock a socially awkward motherfucker in the bathroom for at least 5 minutes too overly excited too last even in masturbation. Making these pics worth sharing.

Posted in:Jess Davies|NSFW