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2013

13

May

Ariana Grande Reading DrunkenStepfather.com of the Day

I don’t know who Ariana Grande is, I just know she’s laying on her bed, sprawled out, reading DrunkenStepfather.com….so I guess I have to promote her young, tight, fit, revealing pink outfit….

Sure, she may not even be on DrunkenStepfather.com, but you know you’re dick isn’t the one being sucked in all that POV porn you jerk off to.

Let me have my fantasies, even if they are so far from reality, and involve me thinking my site matters so much, some Nickelodeon star reads the shit like it’s the scripture. I mean it’d be nice if she did, it’d increase my chances of K-Fed-ing her….a plan I’ve had in my back pocket since starting the site….

Come on Ariana, let your vagina save me from this hell I live…

It’s not creepy cuz she’s 19….

Posted in:Ariana Grande

2013

13

May

Amanda Seyfried Tries to Seduce in a Givenchy Commercial of the Day

Amanda Seyfried is all intense for this commercial for high fashion brand Givenchy Youy know all dressed in black like some kind of spy in an old Hollywood movie, only to strip down and seduce us with her awesome face that I am a fan of, even if she bores me in every fucking thing she does…except maybe when she takes on “real” acting jobs, rather than her disney shit….where she DYKES OUT WITH HER ROCKIN’ TITS WITH JULIANNE MOORE ….that shit was kinda exciting…at least more exciting than this add…90 percent of her acting work and all her paparazzi pics that involve her in her period clothing…

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2013

13

May

Kendall Jenner’s Erotic Bikini Bottom Pic of the Day

Jesus. If she wasn’t 17, I’d think she was trying to seduce us with her half naked body and long legs. You know this crotch shot designed to make perverts everywhere sexualize her in efforts to keep the family on the map by giving people hope that the have some hotness and sex appeal left in them…now that the rest of the world has realized that Kim Kardashian, their star pig, is a fucking cow and not the sex icon her marketing team made all you idiots believe via shitty sex tapes…

Ultimately, the family is the worst..and even at 17…it’s safe to say the stage mom Kris Kardashian is behind this and trying to get as much press as possible…and the only thing wholesome about a 17 year old posting crotch shots to the internet….is that you can’t legally masturbate to it….making it all ok….but we all know what’s going on here, we’re onto you…and I’m not complaining…18 is right around the corner…and that’s when they’ll drop the big guns…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2013

13

May

Victoria Lee is Hot for Elle France of the Day

Victoria Lee is an Australian model, who reminds me that I really like Australian models….

They grew up on the beach and aren’t fat….they look good half naked….they are probably a lot of fun cuz they get paid to do really low stress, low effort, not very time consuming things….giving them the lifestyle of someone on a permanent vacation…and Australian chicks, at least the ones I’ve met are just fucking cool and like to throw down, drink hard, and rage….

Makes me wonder why I live in a frozen tundra hell…oh right…because I’m held hostage by my wife and no one out there answers my cries of help….

Posted in:Victoria Lee

2013

13

May

Selena Gomez in a Bikini of the Day

As much as the Disney star shit bores me, because I don’t really care about a cunty spoiled brat teens who think they are hotter and more important than they are, despite being talentless robots all thanks to a mom who thinks her baby is the best thing to walk the earth, propelling her into the entertainment industry to feed her own ego….

I do kinda dig that whole throwing away a kids’ childhood, whoring them out to a huge corporation, brainwashing them into thinking they are something they aren’t, keeping them uneducated and ignorant, so they don’t realize they are in a corrupt world filled with perverts and opportunists, who just puppet master them to make as much money as possible, and blind them with flashy things….

You know from staging relationships with underage “IT” Boys, to have the media talk about them, because being obsessed with the media talking about them, is something programmed into them early on….because when people move onto the next starlet and forget this one, she’ll likely fall apart, you know as real life cunt punches her and her army of publicists and management aren’t their to block the punch, they’ve already run off with all her money and are looking for the next idiot to exploit…

Because that eagerness to be liked, wanted, etc….lead to really dirty behavior…

Staged bikini pics to get on the blogs….is just the tip of the possibilities….because by 30, this Selena Gomez chick, will be so irrelevant, she’ll have to turn to her spread asshole to get noticed….

So that backstory is what makes this little hormone therapy, 15 year old looking, Disney twat in a bikini, erotic.


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Posted in:Selena Gomez

2013

13

May

Kanye Vs Pole is the LOLZ of the DAy

I forgot to post this last week, because I was so caught up in TEEN MOM FARRAH’S SEX TAPE , which in and of itself was a feel good story of coming out on top….or coming on top…or being cummed on from on top…

Doesn’t matter…what does matter is that Kanye, humiliated that he knocked up the teen mom of her generation, Kim Kardashian enough to get her pregnant….and now he’s locked into her and forced to hang out with her to look like he’s not a deadbeat, even though it is bad for his career to associate with such garbage and the fact that he does is just major fail on his part….was walking with his head down, and he went right into a pole.

Kim tried to comfort him but was probably more interested in eating his corpse if he died, this is like that Movie ALIVE, just walking makes her that desperate for food.

And Kanye tried to be a man, running his 5 foot 4 self up to the paparazzi and screaming at him like a teen girl on her period who’s dad wouldn’t lend her the car for the night as a white dude gets his back, cuz that’s gangster, while the immigrant paparazzi apologizes like a pussy, because let’s face it, that’s what the paparazzi are.

I mean I guess you could have just watched the video, instead of reading my play by play….assuming you read my play by play….no one read this did they?

Posted in:Kanye West|LOLZ

2013

13

May

Top 5 Disney Stars and Their Mom’s Who Exploited Them of the Day

What better way to celebrate mother’s day than to post a few of the Disney Star bitches in pics with their moms that they posted on Twitter or Instagram, thanking them for exploiting them, because now their lives are in the limelight, flying private jets, filled with money and fancy things, while all the ghetto kids they grew up with are working at the Dairy Queen this summer.

We all love famewhores and their willingness to throw their kids into the shit they always wanted for themselves but never had.

Stage moms unite…happy mother’s day….you’ve done good….

Posted in:stepLIST

2013

13

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t celebrate Mother’s Day because my mom is dead. I do appreciate any day that celebrates a bitch getting a creampie, like a horny slut. You know not choosing anal when maybe she should have. Since pregnancy is the worst STD aroumd….

I would have been wishing all the girls I’ve been impregnated over the years a Happy Mother’s Day, if it wasn’t for all the abortions….and miscarriages due to being unhealthy, drunk addicts with broken wombs…

I’m a good guy like that…

I did try to recruit some girls to give me sex or at least breast feed me. But instead I just walked the lonely streets seeing mother and daughter happy together….before coming home to watch TEEN MOM FARRAH’S SEX TAPE , because nothing says Mother’s Day 2013 like the TEEN MOM FARRAH’S SEX TAPE

I never watched the show, Teen Moms, although a fetish, are not my kind of TV programming, but I have seen her porn, and it is amazing. So amazing I am tired of defending her.

Sure she’s got a wonky horse head and when she talks she sounds as retarded as she looks. And yes she has shitty implants, but she loves anal, she squirts and she cums 4 times before taking a facial…and really she looks substantially better than any real pornstar, her mom pussy less haggard than their whore pussies, maybe cuz she likes anal so much, but not quite enough to have not got pregnant, which I guess was a good move, cuz look at her now….

Either way, onto the new….That Farrah Shit is a week old, even if I masturbated to it less than 12 hours ago, for the fourth time this weekend, because I like to celebrates the sanctitude and beauty of motherhood…

If you’re into it – get the TEEN MOM FARRAH SEX TAPE

Here are some morning LINKS…

Richard Branson Lost a Bet and Dressed Up Like a Female Flight Attendant – The Pics are Funny
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Kris Humpries New Kim Kardashian in her bikini Looks Fat and Inbred….Just His Type
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Kim Kardashian Needs More that XXL workout pants and a push up bra to not look like a beast in a nature video getting mounted
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95 Year Old Playing Wii Boxing
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CeeLo is Getting a Show on TBS about having T-Rex Arms
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15 Sexy GIFS
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Crazy Jet Ski Freestyle.
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The Building that Refused to Die
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Bikini Slam Fail!
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25 Sexiest Mom Jeans Shots in Movies and TV
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Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It For Old Times….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

10

May

The Highlight of the Week….of the Day

Hands down, the hightlight of my week was watching Farrah Abraham, teen mom, squirt in her sex tape …..I was given an EXCLUSIVE CLIP OF HER SQUIRTING ….and I haven’t stopped watching it, 5 days later….

It is the only thing that Matters….

Sure, I’ve been doing this internet blogging thing for a long time, and yes it is more humiliating of a job for a grown man than driving around in a Mini Cooper.

So Yes, I know the way this industry works. I know that everything is a lie. That all the backstory is just bullshit. She was offered money to shoot a porn, they decided to hire a pornstar to shoot it, and market it as a sex tape, all shocking and people paid attention because we like watching broken girls who we know for not fucking, start fucking.

She was a broken teen mom to begin with, I mean 90 percent of teen moms I know become hookers, strippers or pornstars. She kinda set herself up for it, or more importantly, the relative who taught her how to squirt when she was 8 years old, leading to her life of sexual deviance did.

She’s not that hot, her implants are shit, her face is busted and semi retarded looking which I don’t mind, cuz I love watching retards fuck, and her story line is such bullshit, it’s almost hilarious, but her little body taking it up the ass is magical. She knows what she’s doing…..

Farrah Abraham will not be the next Kim Kardashian, a good thing for us but maybe not for her. This will not end up being a gateway performance to more TV shows. All this is is the first porn, the million dollar cash grab, that will become a regular thing, because guess what, she’s done it once, it’ll be easy to do it again and right now she may not be the biggest thing in entertainment, but I’m sure her DVD is selling better than all the other porn chick DVDs….

Here’s the SFW trailer for my friends at ROMANCEBEAT

Click here to see my Exclusive more HARDCORE SQUIRT FILLED CLIP

It’s totally worth it…..fuck watching my clip go BUY THE DVD …this is the kind of thing worth going back to old technology for just to put it on your shelf next to all the sex tapes before it…

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Farrah Abraham doesn’t matter, she will be forgotten, even if her amazing porn lives on forever, but I say let’s give her those 15 minutes, her squirting makes her worthy….


TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
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TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
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She’s better on mute, except when she begs for dick in her ass. Her pussy is less battered than an actual pornstar, despite being a mom, she’s skinny and what better way to celebrate mother’s day….

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!!

Posted in:Farrah Abraham|Sex Tape|Teen Mom|Week in Review

2013

10

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Every time I leave my house…I fall in love with at least 5 asses in leggings, jeans, short shorts or workout gear….these hot asses are everywhere, they are between age of 18 and 50 and because of them I am forced to masturbate…since I don’t have a hot ass at home to fuck, the ass I have is shit covered because she’s too fat to wipe properly….

Today, I’ve been masturbating to this video all day…

I should be masturbating to the NETFLIX OF PORN’s 6 day promo where you get 50 free minutes when you sign up. And you don’t need to give them your credit card. It’s worth it….

But I’m more into Anorexia today….Here are some stepLINKS….

Helen Flanagan’s is Good at Posting Her Big Tits on Twitter – Next Time Less Bra
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Ke$ha is Busting Out of her Thigh Highs
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Girls with Squishy Parts!!
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Some Jailbait Showing Off her Titties
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Courtney Stodden’s Awesome Cameltoe
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Carey Mulligan’s Creepy Photoshoot
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A Bunch of Random Celebs Came Together to Mouth the Words of a Dying Kids Song….Such a Generous a People Those Celebs are…
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Some Babe Modeling Half Naked With Big Tits
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Jennifer Aniston in a Tiny Dress
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Ass Fuck Time. Porn Star Or Big Ass, Who’d You Rather?
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Sky Diving Onto a Slip and Slide
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20 Best GIFs of Models Winking…
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15 Sexy GIFS
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The Turkey Dictator
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Regular Clothed Girls Sitting on Vibrators REading Books
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What the Fuck is This Weird Hippie Freak Shit – Hilarious…
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Some Hot Bitch from Social Media You Can Go Stalk
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Zoe Saldana Hard Nipples
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So Many Pics of Maria Menounos On Set
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Kendall Jenner Bikini Photoshoot
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Some Ellenie Performing in her Underwear
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The Hottest Celebrity Mother/Daughter Pairings of All Time
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Fuck Mother Earth
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Her Name is Jess Davies – She’s Busty and Taking Off Her Bikini Top
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Busty Fucking Asian Nude!
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I Don’t Know Who Kayla Collins Is But She’s Hot
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Butter Face of the Day
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Thick Bitch in Workout Gear…Getting Naked…For the Chubby Chasers…
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Top 10 Tits Of The Week
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Michelle Keegan is the Sexiest Woman on Earth – Apparently
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Worst Movie Moms Ever
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Tickled Til he Faints
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It’s the Anus Monster
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Hot Girl – Sweaty Asshole
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11 Year Olds Playing Metal
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Lindsay Ellingson’s Victoria’s Secret – May 2013 Pics
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Stoned Golden Retriever
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Some Throwback Kirsten Dunst Bikini Pics
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Old Pics of Famous People
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Wheelchair Bound Kid’s Workout
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This is Some Cleveland Shit
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Spycam in the Dressing Room
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Lesbian Sex!
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Some Amateur Babe Masturbating….
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This 60 Pound Pornstar is AMazing
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Bi Sexual Amateur of the Day
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Delivery Guy’s Surprise Finger Bang
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Arab Girl Gets Fingered
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Mom Shoves a Remote in her Cunt
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Pornstars and Party Girls
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No Contact Orgasm
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The Most Ravaged Vagina You’ll See Today….
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Rap Music, Short Wearing, Big Tit Blowjob
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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