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2013

20

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s a long weekend in Canada and no one cares because it is Canada…except me because I am in Canada and having everything closed is really making it hard for me to see my doctor for prescription pill refills….more importantly it meant a whole fucking boatload of assholes who normally work mondays filled the streets and bars and annoyed me while I want to be left alone as I drink my misery away…not that I’m that miserable, but I am when assholes are drunk and annoying me….

Monday’s are the new Sunday….

Look Down To See some morning hangover links…

Some Animated Star Wars Shits from Parks and Recreation for the Super Nerds
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Some Big Busty Amateur Models
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Some Intense Egyption Version of Crazy….Because they Are 4 Years Behind
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Leanna Decker in a Sexy Bikini
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Pogo Backflip World Record
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The Most Chiropractor in the Game
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Robber Receives Instant Karma
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Cannes Day 4 Babes
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Shark Scares a Fisherman….
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Jac Jagaciak is Fucking Hot
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Denise Milani vs Jordan Carver
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

17

May

stepLINKS of the Day

If I was a girl, I’d want to have my unwanted baby in the Walmart bathroom…..but I’m just a guy….who has to be happy fucking girls who look like they would have their unwanted baby in the Walmart bathroom, and you know what, that works for me.

It’s the long weekend in canada, I should try to get someone pregnancy, or at least get their tits pregnant….with my mouth….and random household objects.

I am not a porn site.

Here are some stepLINKS….


I can’t Get Enough of Kim Kardashian’s Feet!
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Nicki Minaj Ass in Tight Pants
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No Bras Allowed!! Girls in Not Bra!
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Julianne Hough in Short Shorts…
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Paris Hilton Cried Whille Watching the Bling Ring, Because She Remembered a Time People Cared Enough To Rob Her
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HEr Name is Bailey Knoxk and she’s Posing Half Naked
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Dude Asking for Free Kisses Gets Rejected…
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Deer Crashes into the Bus
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Baz Luhrman Turned Down Doing the Harry Potter Series….
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Cara Delevingne Falshign Some Nipple or Something in her Dress…
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Girl Gets Fucked Up – Pretty Much Dies on BMX Crash
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Some Chick Named Stephanie Leonidas Titty in a Movie!
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Beyonce Cleavage to Celebrate Her Miserable Pregnancy
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Top 10 Reasons Men Jerk Off
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Denise Milani vs Jordan Carver in the Battle of the Tits
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Big Asian Tits at the Great Gatsby Screening
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How To Wake Up Your Dog
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Tiffani Amber Theissen’s Got SPANX On and They Aren’t Working on her Fat Ass
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Morning Show Teleprompter Prank
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These are Some Massive Tits in a Bathing Suit…..Holy Shit
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Some Exotic Girl Showing Her Tits
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The Song Britney Did for the SMURFS
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Nicole Kidman Slutty and Dressed in Leather
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Tough Mudder Electrocution
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Some Maria Fowler Chick and Her Shitty See Through
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Vanessa Hudgens Camel Toe in Tights….
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Emma Watson Back in Cannes….
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Mariah Carey’s Live Performance – Doesn’t Look Very Live….Lip Syncer.
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Hard Wet Nipples. Exactly How I Like Them!
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Lucy Hale Working Out
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Courtney Stodden in the Bath
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Amazing Harlem Shake Explosion – Idiots
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Georgia May Jagger is Lovely in a Red Dress
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Courtney Stodden Made a Sex Tape
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How To Mount a Horse!
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The Hangover’s Red Band Trailer
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TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Daring Amateur Sex on a Public Train
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Friend Wait While Her Friend Gets Fucked in the Park – Funny
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Diary of Anne Franck Themed Cam Show
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Pornstar Quits Over Farting Incident
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A Pretty Rockin’ Amateur Blowjob
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Young Couple in Love at the Beach
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Lesbian Pussy Eaten at the Auction
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Several Girls Masturbating Together
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Cam Girl Getting Down in the Library
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Girl Films Herself While Masturbating
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Cam Girl’s Got a Huge Clit
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…Cam Girls are the BEst
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SEX TOYS MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!! Free 50 Minutes.
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

17

May

stepGIRL Carmen is a Cam Girl of the Day

If you follow DrunkenStepfather at all…and I am going to assume you do…because you are reading this with one hand down your pants…which would otherwise be a gay as fuck experience, but for us it’s our everyday….

You will know that we have stepGIRLS who model our shirts, take pics for us, and who are our girls we support in everyway….when we are lucky, they let us give them back massages…or they have sideline business…

Well one of our recent recruits….and in my opinion…one of our best girls….happens to be a cam girl on Cam Girl On CamWithHer…..because we like when our girls moonlight getting naked…

CamWithHer isn’t your normal cam site. It only features high end models that are least 9/10 that you can communicate with….it’s how we got to know Carmen in ways we never knew her before…

This is a look into her amazing…amazing…busty performance….show your support, she’s part of our stepfamily…and she’s amazing…

Here are some of the busty and amazing pics….

To See More of stepGIRL Carmen….
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Posted in:stepGIRL

2013

17

May

Denise Richards Does Inflatables in a Bikini of the Day

Denise Richards is looking pretty fit in her bikini bottoms…even though she’s 90, practically dead, and very very very fucking washed up….but in my defense, maybe I’m just into these pics because she’s with an inflatable, and like that dude on My Strange Addiction, who had a sexual relationship with inflatables, I’ve kinda been intrigued to try to fuck one…that sweet smell of plastic, those unlubricated seams that rip you apart at the pool….the whole experience likely more amazing than fucking the real life blow-up doll carrrying it….

But I’ll post the pics anyways…cuz she mattered once…back when she was a madame….in Hollywood….


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Posted in:Denise Richards

2013

17

May

Dude Asking for Free Kisses Gets Rejected of the Day

I don’t know if these is staged or just bad construction, but the asshole asking for kisses through the glass window….pretty much deserved this kind of rejection, I mean you gotta treat girls you’re cat callin’ through a window with serious fucking respect….and when you don’t…you know when you objectify them…there’s always someone close by willing to play hero and defend their honor…because some people treat sluts like sluts, while other’s treat them like ladies….I just pay them for sex….

Posted in:Videos

2013

17

May

Piper Perabo’s Funny Pasties of the Day

Piper Perabo from Coyote Ugly….and pretty much very little else….was invited to an event…because at least one person remembers that she got hired for a lot of movies in a short period of time 10 years ago…and she took advantage of the invite by making it count…wearing a see through shirt with some awkward pasties….you know hoping someone would talk about her again….

I don’t really see much pasties, but I do see a whole lot of head….and not the kind of head that makes me cum…here are the pics anyway….


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Posted in:Piper Perabo

2013

17

May

Doutzen Kroes for H&M Summer by Terry Richardson of the Day

I like me some model pussy…especially when it is cheating on one evil billion dollar corporation….that it normally models underwear and bikinis fro….for another evil billion dollar corporation….that funds sweat shops, that is responsible for the fall of production in America…that over charges people for 2 dollar items…

It’s like some weird underbelly, like Victoria’s Secret lends out their model, which is their number one asset, for some secret fabric supplier information or something….

But the backstory doesn’t matter, it’s the pictures that I’m more interested in…

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2013

17

May

Sofia Vergara’s Big Eyebrows of the Day

Jesus, this South American bitch has some big fucking eyebrows, I mean these are some serious eyebrows, and by eyebrows, I mean eyebrows and not some clever way of saying tits, cuz you see we all know she’s busy as fuck, it’s why she is on TV, I mean better to get have a token middle aged hispanic woman in hollywood to be busty as fuck than not…..

But these eyebrows, they are distracting, all up on some Andy Rooney fucking caterpillars crawling on her face….

I guess they are better to soak up all the cum she’s had ejaculated on her face as she climbed the ladder in her career…

It all makes sense now, these eyebrows were just as important to her success as the titties that lead to all the blowjobs, because it acted as a much needed mop. I’ve seen how they clean up oil spills. I get what’s going on here….


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Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2013

17

May

Glamour Models Take on i-D Magazine of the Day

This is pretty major for these UK Glamour models.

Girls who I always tease for not being actual models. You know just low hanging fruit that is built up to think it is hot, when really it only matters cuz it is topless.

Not that I have anything against girls who make it, or who are making money off their tits, in fact I love it.

I wish more average at best looking girls were broken enough to be doin it, because taking the traditional career route is just stupid, when you can get paid for your tits…

Historically all dudes want from you is to see your tits and lust after you, so use your vagina, it’s a far more marketable skill than a college degree.

That said, these Glamour Models are featured in some mainstream fashion site, topless, sure, that’s their move, but this is it…they can now say they are official models….and not some low grade shit…

Good times. Congrats.

Posted in:Nicole Neal|NSFW|Rosie Jones|Sabine Jemeljanova

2013

17

May

Miranda Kerr’s Getting Freaky on Social Media of the Day

I know Miranda Kerr, recently out of work, tired of having her nipples photoshopped, has gone on a bit of a rampage….

She’s even posted this pic of her cropped toplessness to her social media….like some kind of slut…

Sure, this, is not a spread pussy pic….it’s not like she’s officially lost her mind, but it is a cropped titty pic…what a slut…

I posted the original from her Vogue Italia shoot THE OTHER DAY ….you know the picture WITH THE NIPPLES STILL IN IT

But I get excited, when these models get excited about their nude work…it means more to come!! Which means more for me to come to….


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Posted in:Miranda Kerr