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2013

21

May

Cora Keegan’s Hipster Booty for Elle Italy of the Day

Sure these Cora Keegan pictures aren’t as good as the ones I posted of her
FULLY NAKED ROCKIN’ A HIPSTER BUSH last week….but thanks to those nude pics….I am now in love with Cora Keegan ….

She’s young, she’s hot bodied, she’s relatively new to the industry, she gets naked in efforts to build her brand, and I full endorse her efforts…in fact I am debating starting a Cora Keegan fan club, where we write her love songs and perform them for Youtube, hoping she’ll see them, find them endearing and offer me anal sex for going to such great lengths for her….even though she’s probably already an ego, cuz she’s now done Elle Italy motherfuckers and that’s not as big as it gets for a model, but as big as it gets for a girl willing to have anal sex with me. Fact.

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2013

21

May

Helen Flanagan in a Bow Tie of the Day

Helen Flanagan makes me laugh and not just because of her Megan Fox tattoo on her forearm, in what must have been a drunk decision, or maybe her losing a bet at a party, whatever the reason for it, an no matter how awful and horrid it is it doesn’t over power the amazingness of her fucking tits…and thank god for that…not that any tattoo would take away from any tits…

The only thing that makes tits not matter is when they are lesbian tits….in which case they are barely tits…up on a “If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound” shit….because being on a lesbian, they no longer matter even if they are amazing and you can still jerk off to them…

I digress…this HELEN FLANAGAN ….is fantastic…she left a hit Soap Opera, one of the longest running shows in the UK, to be a Glamour Model…and that’s just such bad planning it’s erotic…but only cuz she’s got these tits…

Thank you hormones in the food.

Posted in:Helen Flanagan

2013

21

May

Emily Didonato’s Titties for Fashion of the Day

Jake Gylenhaal’s Beard has nipples…not that he would know…since they aren’t attached to Heath Ledger’s dick….a dick he still jerks off to whenever he can…because that’s just the kind of loyal queen Gyellenhaal is…

Her name is Emily Didonato, she’s an amazingly hot model, who has been hired to distract from Jake’s homosexuality, not because being a homo is a bad thing, but because being a homo takes away from his heart throb status to tween girls everywhere, which affects ticket sales to the shitty movies he is in and they can’t have that….

At least that’s the story I like to believe, because women in sexless relationships bring me so much more hope than girls happy with their rich and famous boyfriends…

Whatever her ladder climbing story is, I’d totally love to be behind her in line at starbucks while she was wearing her fitness gear….or even next to her at a hotel pool…so that I could stare from afar like a creep…like I do with so many other chicks I encounter….It’s my move.

This Baywatch inspired shoot for Double Magazine…is pretty awesome…

Posted in:Emily DiDonato|NSFW

2013

21

May

Lizzie Cundy in Her Bikini in Cannes of the Day

If you’re into 45 year old nobodies from the UK in their Bikinis in Cannes….a pretty specific fetish that I am sure at least one person in the world has…you know the only thing he can jerk off to is that…then you’ll love Lizzie Cundy…

Lizzie Cundy is some 45 year old slag from the UK who co-hosts a bunch of ridiculous shows like “So Would You Dump Me Now”….and WAGS World…..you know really high quality tabloid gutter shit you can’t believe is actually on TV…if you actually wasted your energy thinking about it….

While I just can’t believe she’s in a bikini, you know they make one-pieces out of spanx material for women her age to swim in….not that women her age should be swimming, or even showing that much skin, they are at risk for skin cancer…or more importantly turning dudes gay due or at least turning dudes off from marrying a bitch…knowing one day she’ll end up looking like this….and she’s a good 45 year old…bold enough to get in a bikini….statistically better than the one you’ll end up with….reminding us it’s better to stick with prostitutes, because they always stay the same age…if you always hire the 25 year olds.

I don’t know why I’m posting this. But I am.


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2013

21

May

Woman Reunited With Her Dog is the Feel Good Video of the Day

I have a dog….it is the only thing I actually love in this horrible world…because once you connect with a dog once…it’s fucking over for you…He’s been sick the last few days and it kills me on the inside…

So seeing this clip of a woman being interviewed after the horrible Oklahoma tornado, talking about her dog, only to find her dog….will blow your fucking mind…

Life’s not so bad, sometimes things workout….just not for me….but it’s good to know I have a heart….

Posted in:Videos

2013

21

May

Emilia Clarke Naked in Game of Thrones of the Day

I don’t watch Game of Thrones. I don’t do the whole fantasy, wizards and dragons shit. It’s just too hard for me to take seriously, if anything I feel like an asshole trying to get into the storyline….no matter how many tits they throw my way…because ultimately, it’s just stupidities and nonsense and no real…I mean I can’t even pretend it’s real….so I save it for 99 percent of the population who seem to watch it, even though if this was 10 years ago, only a few dozen people would watch it, and I’m sure they’d reek of stale semen and computer chips…you know at your college Sci/Fi fantasy club….where they spend their days making weapons to fight each other in what is funny, cuz two or more socially awkward freaks interacting is jokes….

Her name is Emilia Clarke, she’s a big deal on the show, people are probably still masturbating to this scene from last night, cuz that’s how loyal nerds areo….and you probably should too…cuz sometimes mainstream TV nudity is better than throat fucking….

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2013

21

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes I wake up in a daze from last night….still drunk, with bite marks on my neck, random injuries and pants ripped at the crotch….feeling almost rejuvenated thinking…shit…I really need to drink more….it’s amazing….Today is one of those days….life is glorious….

Here are some morning links….

Oklahoma Survivor Finds Her Missing Dog During Live Interview…Wow
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Heather Graham’s GUNT
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Seth Meyers is Taking Over Jimmy Fallon when Jimmy Fallon Takes Over Jay Leno – Because NBC Is on Horrible SNL Skit
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Some Horribly Fat Blogger Did a Fat Spoof of an Abercrombie Campaign and It Was Disgusting
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These Are The Best Tattoos in the Game
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Some Dude Breaks World Bench Press Record
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These women arm wrestling make me very excited
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Liam Hemsworth to Play a Fighter Pilot – Who Cares
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Carmen Electra’s Amazing Bikini Scenes
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The Best Cam Girls Around To Start Your Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

20

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Let’s be hollywood an preemptively amputate body parts that may get cancer…I am opting for my balls, someone on my Facebook wants to get skinned because let’s face it, there aren’t 1000s of other things that can kill us, that going to the extreme on one of those things, just doesn’t make any sense statistically, but it does now, cuz it’s trendy….and I like to be trendy…

Here are some stepLINKS….click em…

Christina Aguilera Isn’t That Fat
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Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban French in France
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Hot Girls Washing Cars
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KAte Upton For Vogue!
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How To Date Model Hilary Rhoda
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Zoe Felix Upskirt in Cannes
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Selena Gomez Showing Some Leg
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Pitbull Pulls Car
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Taylor Swift is a Winner
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Girls From the Random Hotties Folder…
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Inna Popenko Posing in her Underwear
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The Worst Scooter Operator in History
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Ass Fuck Time. Underage Vs. Hot Whore. Who’d You Rather?
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Glamour Model Joey FIsher Looking Amazing Topless
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Carmen Electra is Pretty Amazing in a Bikini
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A Dude Cuts Off His Own Penis to Upset his Girlfriend
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Suicide Girl of the Day
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Brazilian Cops Chase Down a Drug Cartel Plane
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Julia Voth
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12 Funniest Pictures of Trouble
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16 Year Old Lands a 1080
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Awesome Tits in a G-String…..
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Why You Don’t Park on Bridge That Lifts…
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Miranda Kerr Double Nipples
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Stephanie Leonidas Topless in a Movie
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Jess Davies Topless by the Pool
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Spoof Anime Porn
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Hannah Elizabeth – Glamour Model Tits in ZIP
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Zoe Saldana Nude in ALlure
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A Whole Lot of Girls With Big Tits
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Jenny McCarthy Farts on Lil Jon
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Your Head is Not a Window Breaker
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I Would Bury My Head In Her Like The Shroud Of Turin!
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Girls in No Bra
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Promo Video Fail
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A Canadian Butchers the American NAtional Anthem
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Accidental Anal Makes the GIrls Cry
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Girl Makes Herself Cry from Having Anal with a Dildo
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Pregnant Woman Fucks a Giant Dildo
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Sex on a Public Train
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3 Thai Hookers Beat a Dude
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…Cam Girls are the BEst
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SEX TOYS MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!! Free 50 Minutes.
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

20

May

Miguel Dropkicks Two Girls at the Billboard Music Awards of the Day

I don’t watch award shows anymore…they are all staged, they are uninteresting, the jokes are lame, and ultimately, they just don’t make sense to me.

I feel like if you’re a celebrity, in music or TV or Movies, you’ve already won a fucking award, and the idea of celebrating these people who are already celebrated, is masturbatory and just fucking stupid….

That said, I don’t mind watching the blooper reel, whether there are nipple slips, or some shitty artist slamming the fuck out of a couple poor girls…it’s pretty fucking funny. If I was them, I’d sue the spic.

Posted in:Videos

2013

20

May

Miley Cyrus Bikini Promo Pic of the Day

The only hate mail I get writing the site the last year has been when I endorse Miley Cyrus and call her body hot and tight…

People go nuts and call me gay because I guess fit young bodies with hard nipples and awesome perky tit just scream “fuck my ass”…or “shove your dick in my mouth you dainty little thing”…all because she’s got short hair….

I’d be more inclined to think a dude who finds this manly, but some fat bitch womanly is gay, because fat girls are disgusting and you can’t be into chicks if you fuck up, they are just the gateway to your being throat fucked the way you want to be one day soon….

I mean Miley is promoting some bullshit in a one piece…and the only thing gay about this is that we both have boners right now….you fag.

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