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2013

23

May

Rihanna’s Amazing Ass Shot for Twitter of the Day

Apparently Rihanna posted this Ass Shot to twitter, I didn’t cross reference it becasue I am lazy, and figure it doesn’t really matter if she did or not, whether the ass is hers…..I am just happy it happened…because an black ass with shorts that look like this…and a prison tattoo….are fucking jokes and worth lookin at….no matter who the ass belongs to…and if the racists are right and all black people look the same, then this pic pretty much is her and I am loving that she’s putting it on blast…she’s my kind of money making exhibitionist who doesn’t need to be an exhibitionist at all….but does it cuz she likes it.

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2013

23

May

Montana Fishburne’s Disgusting Bikini Pic of the Day

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You may, or may not remember this Montana Fisburne chick, who despite her dad being a rich celebrity, decided to release a GUTTER FUCKING SEX TAPE ….a sex tape that I don’t think anyone even noticed happened, except maybe her dad because his PR Team had to deal with the after shock of a rebellious spoiled brat trying to keep things gutter….since her sex tape hasn’t got her TV shows and no one really cared about her…she pretty much faded into the obscurity of her life before the sex tape…until today….when she thought it would be a good idea to wear a gross thong on the beach….showing off her gross ass….in what could be so much better if it was the daughter of any other celebrity….instead of this pile of hip hop table scraps….whatever…

She’s so gross…it is Amazing….

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2013

23

May

Marique Schimmel’ Nipples for Vogue Spain June of the Day

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Marique Schimmel is a model who is in the recent issue of Vogue France. A magazine I’m totally a subscriber on because you know France is the leader of fashion and that is the bible of what’s going on in the world…IT’S ALL THAT MATTERS….? What? Right….I don’t follow fashion, I don’t care about fashion, but since the 90s I’ve been jerking off to models, because fashion is the one mainstream way to get titties in magazines next to Mercedes ads, and titties on TV when titties weren’t allowed on TV, so it’s an industry, like the porn industry, but more luxurious and filled with hotter bitches, that gets girls paid to get naked….and as a lover of nipples, girls getting paid to get naked, especially tall and skinny girls, I guess I’m also a lover of fashion….despite the fact that I’m in soiled sweatpants, obese, unshowered and I’ve never spent more than 10 dollars on a pair of jeans…..because fashion brings the bitches….

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2013

23

May

Miley Cyrus Bra-Less and Amazing of the Day

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I don’t know if I post these Miley Cyrus pics because I actually like Miley Cyrus and her tight little 20 year old body that looks like it is 14 even though it isn’t, thanks to her haircut and the hormones Disney put in the water on set of her show in efforts to keep her youthful in the event they ever had to keep the show going until she was 30…like they did with Ashley Tisdale!

Or if I post these pics of her tight little body, that never wears a bra, because people get so mad at me and call me gay….because all gay dudes are into girls with tight little bodies, with nice hip to waist ratio, and perky tits…

It amazes me that short hair makes dudes question their sexuality on a bitch, I figure we’d be past that by now…since it’s not the 1800s….but I guess I’m the one out of touch even though I’m totally touching myself to these pics…at least I would be if I wasn’t in a coffee shop surrounded by high school girls talking about prom.

I don’t need to go down like that…

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2013

23

May

Isabeli Fontana’s Hot for Vogue Paris July 2013 of the Day

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Isabeli Fontana is some amazing, catholic, Brazilian model, who I like to endorse despite being over 25, a birthday where most women officially die, because she was the most scandalous Victoria’s Secret model, who they stripped down when she was 16, and caused huge controversy, because apparently, it’s not very wholesome or Christian for a brand like Victoria’s Secret to be stripping down 16 year olds, save that for the other sex offenders who don’t have a billion dollar brand to protect…

Other interesting facts about her, she’s been divorced, despite being Catholic, so she’s going to hell. She was also engaged to Rohan Marley, Bob Marley’s son who has 6 kids with Lauryn Hill, up until September of last year….Dirty….and now, she’s back to modeling in bikinis, this time at 29….and still looking amazing. I’m into it, but not as into it as Rohan Marley was, unfortunately. I’d love that tainted labia smeared on my face. #Fact.

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2013

23

May

Jodie Marsh is Rugged and Topless in Zoo of the Day

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Jodie Marsh is a lot of fun and I am not just saying that because she has amusement park sized titties. oh right, I am saying it cuz she has ridiculous tits. Tits she’s made a career out of.

You know a 10,000 dollar or less investment that probably makes her 1/4 of a million dollars a year as a Glamour Model….who at one point in time dropped out of titty modeling to do steroids and body build , who didn’t care that steroids make women’s clits big, but who clearly is back…with all kinds of new tattoos like one of Michael Jackson on her arm. Weird….

Here she is modeling naked…

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2013

23

May

Gabrielle Union is a 40 Year Old Bikini Party Girl of the Day

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The hottest thing about Gabrielle Union is not that she was raped at 19 when working at a Shoe Store cuz she’s so hot dudes in shoe stores can’t contain their shit….

The hottest thing about Gabrielle Union is how she’s 40 years old, but still looks like this. It’s insane.

Normally I frown on middle-aged women acting up in Vegas in bikinis like they are recently divorced and ready to fuck any cock that comes their way to feel young again….unless I am the one they are willing to fuck to feel alive again…only to be horribly disappointed in their wild ladies weekend.

But for some reason, this one’s giving me a boner.

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2013

23

May

Chloe Sims in a Bikini in Cannes of the Day

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Chloe Sims is some UK Glamour model who really doesn’t matter in any way whatsoever, especially not to us North Americans, who have never seen the show TOWIE, don’t really care what a TOWIE is, unless of course it’s foreplay to a foot job, where she sticks a toe in my ass while stroking the shaft with the rest of her foot…in what I think would be a glorious sex move that I’ve just designed and should patent…..and while I do that, here’s Chloe Sims looking good in a bikini….and I’m not just saying that because she’s inspired the TOWIE….I’m saying that cuz she’s not fat.

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2013

23

May

Irina Shayk’s Hot Tits in a Dress in Cannes of the Day

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Irina Shayk was the beard to some homosexual soccer player who just played it off as being European. Because Euro dudes, despite the fact that they wear such skimpy clothes, and act like fucking women, are some of the most homophobic people around.

Meaning, they couldn’t let their star of their life. The soccer man they are so passionate about and have tattooed on their chest and as a screensaver on their phone, pictures and videos they watch online on repeat, pretty much lusting over a dude because he plays their favorite sport so well….be a ‘mo.

They wouldn’t be able to justify the boner they have for him as anything not sexual.

So they recruit some no name babe as a distraction, make her sign contracts, give her everything she wants, so long as she plays the part, introducing us all to Irina Shayk….

So his closet case ways and her Russian sex trade roots combined….bring us this…and I am into it, cuz I think she’s one of the hottest bitches in the game right now…and she isn’t letting anyone down in this dress….I guess cuz she knows to milk it, it’s far better than working for a live cam site like her friends back home.

I am a fan…

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2013

23

May

Kesha Drinks Her Own Pee for MTV of the Day

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I don’t think this is a big deal at all….I just prefer when girls are drinking my pee….

I am not a pee fetishists, but I’ve always found it funny to piss in girls faces.

I am not the average American MTV watcher, and I am sure they are freaking out thinking this staged bullshit is so fucking gross…even though it is staged. I mean why the fuck does she suddenly have a container perfectly designed for her to pee in, like a female urinal or bed pan at the hospital, in order to pull off this stunt successfully.

But the average American MTV watcher doesn’t think like that…in fact, I don’t think they think at all.

The truth is, there are people who think you expel your nutrients and that drinking your sterile pee, that won’t get you sick, replenishes them. I don’t really believe that watersports pervert theory….but I am into squirting which is 99 percent pee…so maybe I am.

All this to say, Kesha is an attention seeking fat chick no one should pay attention to, even if she’s smearing feces all over her cunt for the underbelly of twitter….

She’s useless and we can only hope this is actually bad for her and kills her off, even though I think it isn’t really pee. It’s too easy to fake it…

What a cunt.

This is what we call “No One Watches Our Show. No One Even Knows It Exists. Let’s Change That with PISS”….

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