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2013

24

May

Cop Gets Shot in the Face of the Day

This story happened on March 21, but the dashcam video was only released recently….

Deputy James Boyd from Montague County Sheiff’s office pulled over a black Cadillac and as he bends down to speak to the driver, he gets shot 3 times, twice in the vest, once to the face, but luckily for him it grazed his forehead and he lived another day….making him the star of a crazy fucking video…

Posted in:Videos

2013

24

May

Valerie van der Graaf for Elle Serbia of the Day

I think this Valerie van der Graaf is a better version of Kate Upton and not just because they model for the same bikini company…but because her face has the same effect, her tits are as sloppy and her body doesn’t seem like it’s been eating for the last 6 months preparing for hibernation.

She’s from the Netherlands, which means if things had gone my way, she’d be a legal prostitute in the red light district, but since nothing goes my way, she’s just showing off her hot body for money, instead of having sex with random passerbys for money….

I guess what we’ve learned her today kids, is that everyone is a hooker, it’s just a matter of price as to whether you penetrate them or just get them half naked…..and when they look like this, that’s a good thing.

Posted in:Valerie van der Graaf

2013

24

May

Miranda Kerr Stretching of the Day

Sure, this isn’t a pic of her naked, or a pic of her in an erotic downward dog, ass spread and farting as she exhales in total utter relaxation…..but it’s still a picture of her stretching it out, in ways that touch on the magical flexible stunts her long skinny body can do on my dick….which happens to be good enough for me…because let’s face it….I am easy to please….no seriously, if you saw my wife, you’d know what I mean.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2013

24

May

Some Model Named Alexina Graham Modeling Lingerie of the Day

Alexina Graham is probably a no name model….not that any model has a name….they all kinda blend into one another all half naked for fashion and shit….but at least they are trying to break through all the clutter that is internet pussy by getting half naked for lingerie companies I’ve never heard of…in order to showcase their bodies and assert to the world that they fucking matter, because no one wants to work 9-5, especially not this generation of internet whores who are both model and their own personal photographers for internet fans they’ve never met…so the fact that this model actually gets paid to be in her underwear, unlike all the selfies I jerk off to every day, makes her a pro and for that, we must acknowledge her…..or at least stare at her sheer panty pics and try to understand why she doesn’t have nipples….it’s that Damn Photoshop, or maybe the whole fair skinned redhead with invisible nippples plague I’ve heard about….and seen only once before…

Doesn’t matter.

Posted in:Alexina Graham

2013

24

May

Amanda Bynes Was Arrested of the Day

So the big news that no one should really pay attention to is that Amanda Bynes, attention seeker, has been arrested.

They’ll be playing it off as “she’s crazy and need help”, but I think it is safe to say that this is totally staged, mainly because of her awesome wig.

The charges are apparently that she has weed and a bong, like 80 percent of America, and that her doorman called the cops on her for smoking in the hallway….something we can assume she paid him to do.

It’s a classic, people are looking, give em a show, she’s not actually crazy, broken maybe, but really who the fuck isn’t.

I think it’s fun, and not just because I see it as a great opportunity to re-post her topless, busty, long leg, pics…

I just like seeing some erratic behavior, it reminds me that we’re not all medicated drones.

Keep up the good work Bynes, love, your number 1 fan.

Seriously. I’d marry this girl if only she’d answer my tweets…

Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2013

24

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Last night….a girl wouldn’t show me her asshole. Part of me died.

Today….someone told me to wear skate shoes to work and call a co-worker a square. But I don’t have a job, and calling my wife a square would just confuse everyone, she’s more of a sphere.

Keep it gangster by dropping out of society, or just enjoy your long weekend….

Here are some morning hangover stepLINKS….

Amanda Bynes Has Officially Been Arrested….
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The Xbox One Reveal in 2 Minutes…Because You Care…You Gaming Weirdo….
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We Didn’t Start the Viral…..Video….What?
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Morgan Freeman Falls Asleep During an Interview….
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Swing VS a Kid
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30 Things You Didn’t Know About the Cast of The Hangover III
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Lucky Rally Car Driver….
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Maya Rudolph and Danny McBride Pose for Awkward Family Photos….
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This Korean Loves Food…
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From Russia with WTF
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Mel B Shoves Her Pussy in Her Husband’s Face while Wearing a Bikini
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Nicole Kidman is a Real Life Stepford Wife….and I Like It…
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Watch Hot Free Cam Girls….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

23

May

stepLINKS of the Day

So far the failed pick-up line of the day is “I want your wet yogurt dripping off my face”….for some reason, bitches be lactose intolerant or some shit, even though yogurt is always wet, and helps regulate their yeast infection bacteria composition…..

I feel like I can do better though, I guess hard drinking, in public, will be the answer to that…despite my hatred for bars, mainly because dudes always try to roofie girls, and girls never try to roofie me….it’s affects my self esteem at its core….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Taylor Swift Impersonator Gets Beat for Looking Like Taylor Swift
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I Thought Brittany Murphy Was Dead – Why is She At this Event? Why Do I Want Her Corpse In My Mouth.
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Helen Flanagan’s Got Hard Nipples
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The Deleted Scene from Into the Darkness is the Gayest Thing You’ll See All Day
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I Am Sure Tom Cruise Never Sucked These Nipples
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Psychiatrist Analyzes Bieber’s Breakdown
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Stills from the Jennifer Aniston Stripping Scenes
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Family Comes Out of Cellar After Tornado
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This Korean Man LOVES Food
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Sara Jean Underwood Goes In For A Rim Job
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Psycho GF Public Break Up
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Pigeon Does a Backflip
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Stephanie Larimore Posing in Her Lingerie….
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10 Facebook Status Updates
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In Case You Missed It – Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique
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A Whole Lot of Olivia Munn GIFS
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I Have a Crush on Amanda Bynes in this Topless Pic
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Stupid Ass Snake Suicide
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I masturbate to a girl on this Free Cam Site At Least Once A Week….
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Carmen Electra in a Bikini in Dubai
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Vanessa Hudgens is Picking Her Nose
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Girls Showing Off Their Awesome Booties…
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Dachshund Cleans Lions Teeth
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Busty Eveline Has Great Tits
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Maria Menounos vs Lucy Hale
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Lovely in Cannes
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Victoria Silvstedt is Hooking in Cannes….in a Bikini
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How About a Little Waka Flocka in Studio Video…
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Xbox One Internet Reactions
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Stats Link High IQs to Having Hyper Sex Drives….
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Cute Girl Pissing….
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt in a Movie with Scarlett Johansson….
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I Am Kinda Turned On my Jennifer Lawrence
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Bitch Brings Her Tits To Cannes…
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Lucy Collett Big Titties for NUTS
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Amanda Bynes Tried to Board the Plane Using Google as an ID
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Tara Reid at the Fast and the Furious Premiere
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Ellie Goulding in Status Magazine
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Some Hot Nude Model……
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Barbara Palvin Scares Me
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Please Don’t Fuck My Ass Tonight…Weurdest Song Ever
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Alice Eve’s Breasts on Conan
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The Tallest High School Basketball Player Has a Serious Unfair Advantage
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Morgan Freeman Falls Asleep During an Interview…
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TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
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Crazy Girl Shoves Things in Her Ass
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Amateur Face Fuck
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Cam Girl Spreads her Ass
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Some Great Webcam Tits
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Girls Get Facials
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Girl Fucks a MArker…
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Amateur Girl Hits Pain Threshold
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Girl’s Nude Cam Feed Leaked to the Internet…..
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Start a Sex Toy Collection to Use on Girls…These Are The Best Out There.
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I Love Phone Sex – It’s Some Throwback To an Old Classic – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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Free Cam Girls are the Future of Porn…
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

23

May

Anne Hathaway’s Cameltoe of the Day

People may hate Anne Hathaway for being an undeserving cunt, at least when it comes to the Oscars, because let’s face it she isn’t a great actor, and all she did was shave her head in the movie that obviously paid for her award.

But I think that’s a good thing, it reminds us that award shows don’t matter. Celebrating people who have already won is just nonsense….Really all we should be doing is staring at their cameltoe.

I mean how can you hate a girl in leggings jacked up in her cunt….it is the gateway to her soul munching away at spandex, hungrier than my wife at a Chinese buffet, and for some reason hungry pussy makes my penis wish it was a meal…..but instead her pants are and that’s good enough for me….

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Posted in:Anne Hathaway

2013

23

May

Katia Ivanova for Page 3 of the Day

My favorite thing about glamour model who probably doesn’t deserve to be a Glamour model even though any girl with tits they are willing to show off in pictures deserves to be a glamour model…..is that she can take a good beating for her prostitution….You know date a 70 year old billionaire in the Rolling Stones, take a few punches to the face (if that even happened), press charges, take a cash settlement, and go back to your insignificant whore life, this time in topless pictures instead of topless backstage at concerts……

She’s a new age, opportunist hooker, and life is way better than it was back in Russia.

Posted in:Katia Ivanova|NSFW

2013

23

May

Helen Flanagan’s Fun Tits for PETA of the Day

Helen Flanagan is hilarious….but more importantly, she’s busty and not afraid to own them titties….or more importantly squeeze them into some sort of halter top….spilling all over the place like they were BP….and I am into it…I mean who wouldn’t embrace a girl who threw away a shitty acting career, to do such great things like pose for PETA with the likes of PAM ANDERSON and Glamour Model photoshoots, in shitty LAD MAGS you know because being on TV didn’t feed her make attention craving needs. I mean whatever it is that goes wrong in a girl’s life, that forces her to quit a good gig to become internationally known for her tits, is something I am totally all about. She’s amazing, even if I predict her one day being super fat, we don’t have to worry about that here and now….


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Posted in:Helen Flanagan