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2013

20

Jun

Maria Menounos in her Bikini in Greece of the DAy

I don’t even know if that chick in a bikini at the start of this Vine is Maria Maria Maria the Greek Loving Greek in Greece Menounos…I have facial recognition and I only recognize her by her cunt that she normally flashes in her bikini, but that she’s not flashing in these bikini pics I am linking to at the bottom of this life changing post I am rushing though because I have better things to do like watch girls in the park tan and figure out ways to convince them to let me apply sun tan lotion on their backs with my dick…it’s a hard life for me…I don’t need to fly to Greece to be ignored by Maria Menounos, and I don’t need to wack off to her pics, when I got the real thing outside my door, too bad I’m lazy.


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Posted in:Maria Menounos

2013

20

Jun

Anja Konstrantinova Titties for Fashion of the Day

Anja Konstantinova is a Russian born Australian model, who unlike other models, is not a 6 foot tall monster of a woman, but who instead 5 foot 4, but who has still been in Vogue and other magazines…and has still walked the runway…making me think I don’t really give a fuck about how tall a bitch is, as long I get to see her titties for whatever reason, whether it is Fashion, to pay the rent, even in exchange for drugs, because ultimately, their tits are the gateway to their pussy, their pussy the gateway to their asshole, and it all works out in a glorious way…because that’s what really matters…I mean that’s why bitches with no legs still get fucked…

Either way, Hi Anja, Let’s date.

Posted in:Anja Konstantinova|NSFW

2013

20

Jun

JoJo in a Weird Metallic Bra of the Day


JoJo was in a weird Metallic Bra for some photoshoot because I guess people still care about Jojo for reasons I don’t understand…I mean she didn’t even matter when she was famous…but I guess there’s a niche for her, you know one or two really weird dudes who are obsessed Jojo fans, who masturbate on her pictures and wallpaper their shitty basement apartments with them…you know creepily obsessed with her because they crossed path with her once, or because they are schizo freaks, because even the most insignificant of people can have at least one deranged stalker…

Luckily for me, I’m not one of them, maybe cuz she’s gone black and tarnished her vagina, not that I’m racist, but that I know I can’t fit in that stretched out snatch…I’m small like that.

Posted in:JoJo

2013

20

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene In Bikinis of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene were shipped off the Bali to learn how to surf for some Oakley bullshit, and someone posted this picture of them on a boat, Ashley Greene’s “virginal” Jonas Brothers ass, that is hardly virginal, but is rather Florida trash that bangs out or bangs up the ladder, all strategically to matter enough that companies like Oakley get her awesome free surf trips….and Vanessa Hudgens’ seemingly ripped stomach that can’t be real since she’s generally chubby as fuck, but maybe I’m just not used to seeing her shaved down…

All this say, who cares…seriously…why do I even know these twats exist…


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Posted in:Ashley Greene|Vanessa Hudgens

2013

20

Jun

Jenny McCarthy for Carl’s JR of the Day

Jenny McCarthy is whoring out her big fake tits to promote some Carl’s Jr healthy choice, that is probably not healthy at all, because it is a fast food chain that is behind so many heart attacks, and I am pretty sure this Salad, despite seeming healthy, is probably thousands of calories of GMOed food…

I like that dude says “We’ve been a fan of Jenny’s since the 90s”…which is coincidentally the last time she was relevant…and not 100 fucking years old…

Seeing her trying to have sex with a salad like it was a cock and she was looking for more autistic semen…is interesting…but She irritates me when she does her funny, male accessible, clowning shit, like the kind of girl who burps and farts, and is loud and annoying, but has sex appeal when gagged and tied up in the basement on sedatives….like she’s always been, because I don’t mind her big stupid fake tits, even 2 decades later, cuz I’m easy like that and apparently Jenny McCarthy will do anything, if you tell her you want her to pretend she’s still a hot Playboy sex symbol…I feel like she didn’t even get paid for this…it was just “you think I still got it, let me in”…or maybe her people contacted their people and begged for this…either way, it happened!

Posted in:Jenny McCarthy

2013

20

Jun

RIP Motherfucker the Hannah Montana Edition of the Day

With last night’s sad news of James Gandolfini dying, an actor, who I actually liked watching, I figured I’d do another death post, because for some reason people love celebrity death, especially the news media, because it allows us to focus on what is really important in the world, rather than those boring political objectives that just fill up the public’s mind with ideas of anarchy, which the government doesn’t fucking want….

So today’s Celebrity Death to tweet about is Hannah Montana…and what better way to celebrate the life of Hannah Montana than with some GIFs of the Miley Cyrus from her new video everyone has a boner for…cuz Disney Starlets worth millions can’t be exhibitionist sluts, it just goes against all Disney represents to the public, because none of us see the child molestation that happens behind closed doors, that make a girl broke enough to crave this kid of male attention…male attention I love giving…

Here are the GIFS from her new song… i posted the video of yesterday…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

20

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent the better part of my night staring at an amazing nude a girl sent me, and negotiating with her to make it a spread asshole pic…because I am just that kind of pervert…where nudes aren’t enough for me…I need to see into a girl’s soul…I am sure other things happened last night, but I don’t remember, my life is just that cloudy….

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

Best Snickers Video Ever!
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James Gandolfini Tribute Video
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Maria Menounos in a Bikini
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New Jersey Ice Cream Parlor Where Tony Soprano Last Sat Tribute…
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Her Name is Alysha Nett and You Will Want to Bang Her
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See over 1000 cam girls naked right now!”
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Hot Model Named Bre Tiesi Posing Topless and Amazing on the Beach…I Want to Apply Suntan Lotion On her…With My Dick.
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Creepy Abandoned Amusement Park Pics
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Snake Opening Door Scares the Fuck out Of Me
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Selma Blair Not Returning to Anger Management
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

19

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Hey girl in the laundromat I’ve been staring at for hours who just left her clothes unattended – I am gonna put my sperm in your underwear and hope you get pregnant…and you’ll blame your boyfriend for it…and hilarity will ensue…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hot Model Named Bre Tiesi Posing Topless and Amazing on the Beach…I Want to Apply Suntan Lotion On her…With My Dick.
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More Pics of Courtney Stodden’s New Implants of the Day
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Giant Snake that Can Open Doors…
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Amazing Pics of Amazing Booty…It’s Just Amazing
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Amy Adams for Allure….
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Selena Gomez Pumping Gas…
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I Love This Busty Candace Chick….
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Hyper Dog vs Cat
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Cute Beach Girls…
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Fall in Love With Shailene Woodley
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Brooke Burke Bikini Hot as Fuck
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Extreme Ice Cube Stunts….
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Kate Moss Panty Flash…
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When Weddings Fall into Lakes…
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A whole lot of Naked and Embarrassed Girls…AMAZING…
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Miley Cyrus is Back With Her Fiance – How Good For Business…
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Melissa Joan Hart BOOTY in her Pants
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Her Name is Sarah Nicola Randall and She’s Got Huge Tits..
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Deadlift Pass Out
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Serena Williams on Rape….
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Chinese Pervert Goes in on a Girl and Grabs Her Tit…
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41 Historically Bizarre Deaths…
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Ashley Sky
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Kristen Bell Didn’t Lose Her Post-PRegnancy Weight Doing Heroin or Meth…Boring.
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Claudia Romani Has a Bikini Shower in Miami..FUN
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Brooke Burke in Her Bikini in Mexico
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9 Sports You Play While Drunk….
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The Perfect Mix of Cute and Sexy in a Bitch
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I approve of Courtney Stodden’s Implants
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Her Name is IZZY and I love Her Little VAG and Awesome Fair Skinned Asshole.
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Daveigh Chase in a See Through….
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Boobs Out for Summer Issue of Zoo
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Weird Matrix Style Martial ARts Dance
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Guitar Solo Trick Shot
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Really Busty Girl and Her Nude Selfies are FUN
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The Best Cancelled TV Shows that Only Had One Season
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Hot Blonde Nude in some Selfies
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Eyeball Licking is the New Second Base
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How Not to Unload an Excavator
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I want to Fuck CHer’s Head…
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Paula Deen Says the N Word
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The Amazing Spider Man Third and Fourth Sequels…
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Slow Motion Bikini Posing…
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See over 1000 cam girls naked right now!”
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Dirty Camslut does Ass to Mouth with a Dildo
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Killing Girls One Vagina at a Time
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Big Cam Girl Tits
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Laurie Spreads her Pussy Wide
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Superman isn’t Down for Lex Luther Banging Lois Lane
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Teen Cam Girl Fucks Herself with a Dildo
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Girl Films Herself Rub Herself…
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Cam Girl Squirts for her Gardener….
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I like jerking off to this…
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

19

Jun

RIP MOTHERFUCKER – The James Gandolfini / Tony Soprano Edition of the Day

James Gandolfini /Tony Soprano – Is Dead….

Nothing celebrates the life of an actor who died of what is assumed to be a heart attack caused by living the good fat life, whether it is from food, or booze, or cocaine, or a slow metabolism, or a combination of those things…like watching him get a lap dance from Kristen Stewart.

I guess this puts to rest as to whether they will ever do a Sopranos movie, unless it is my Parody Porn, I call The Sopr-ANALS…because James Gandolfini, an actor I actually liked watching in his non-Soprano roles, decided to not look after himself and die…at 51.

Maybe it’s an excuse for CNN to distract America with special coverage ignoring the actual news…but maybe it should remind us to get off our asses and walk…gluttony kills….even if it’s fun in the process…just don’t tell my wife, I’m banking on her goin’ the same damn way, ideally sooner than later..

Here’s another clip…of James Gandolfini and Kristen Stewart from WELCOME TO THE RILEYS

The real tragedy in the Tony Soprano death is that he didn’t use any of his fortune to hire a personal chef and a personal trainer to not die of a heart attack thanks to being obese. Seriously. Whether you liked the guy or not, he killed himself, and we don’t like suicide here at DrunkenStepfather.

We do however like boobies…and career suicide cuz those are fun, so let’s focus on real issues.

Posted in:James Gandolfini

2013

19

Jun

Miley Cyrus New Video of the Day

Hands in the air like we don’t care…Riveting lyrics…

I guess that’s what you should expect from a high school drop out who sings generic crap to rape the minds of the youth, you know dumb them the fuck down and prevent them from having any original thought as the government reads all their emails and texts…cuz the government likes sexting as much as I do..

All this to say, hot video, sure being a hipster with taped up nipples, doing crackhead shit, with stuffed animals and dolls has officially died…along with my penis as Miley Twerks…it’s that good.

But the fact is that nothing is underground anymore, thanks to Urban Outfitters, American Apparel, Springbreakers and the internet raping the drugged out rich kid who doesn’t give a fuck but gives a fuck culture…

I mean she’s pulling at her panties, grabbing ass, wearing hipster clothes, it’s like a bad ad for hipster brands, it’s like spring breakers…but hotter..because I have a boner for MILEY and her new hustle…even if it is fabricated and nonsense…that stems from some creative directors trying to be cool and speak tot he new generation…and not some rich puppet in her mansion…

For nostalgia – Here she is old Miley singing wholesome and inspiring garbage that has brought her to where she is today…

But I’m more into the new Miley, the one that makes me want to fuck…

Here’s to bringing back music videos we can jerk off to like it was an era pre-internet…YAY.

Here’s a pic of her cuz I love her..

Posted in:Miley Cyrus