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2013

19

Jun

Helen Flanagan Titty Flash of the Day

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Helen Flanagan, Soap Opera Star turned Glamour model, because her daddy issues were just that fucking intense, is pulling her tit out of a bathing suit, and I don’t know when this picture was taken, I just know it happened, and I support her insane career move, to basically throw away a career, in efforts to celebrate her tits in pics…I mean a totally illogical move, like a lawyer babe deciding to work the bikini car wash, but a move I’m willing to support, because it leads to great things, like sex tapes…you know thanks to already being comfortable in front of the camera..

This Helen Flanagan has a lot of potential…at least based on this picture of her…..

I think all girls should pull their tits out in protest…on their social media…so I can masturbate to them…I think I am going to try to start that movement…and while I do that…stare at this tit..

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2013

19

Jun

Maria Menounos Bikini Ass of the Day

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Maria Menounos posted an ass shot to the internet, because she appreciates how much attention her booty gets, you know she knows a low level TV presenter on some ghetto ass show no one should watch, but people do watch, doesn’t deserve to be celebrated…even after showing the world her vagina sticking its tongue out at us on the beach intentionally…a vagina that is actually her secondary orifice behind her asshole…you know being greek and all they have a system in place people and we can’t culturally change them…we can just look at what they like to have fucked…in bikinis….being celebrated and showcased by them…because why the fuck not take all the attention your ass can get…literally…

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2013

19

Jun

Is This Taylor Swift’s Nipple of the Day

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Is this Taylor Swift’s Nipple…this GIF was just sent to me from a faithful creep on FACEBOOK we call FOETUS….and I just can’t tell whether I can actually see what I want to see or if my mind is just playing tricks on me because I have a thing for really reach popstars who have made a career exposing dudes they fuck that they pretend they date cuz it is accessible to any girl who has ever been in love…leading to her doing all kinds of market research with her pussy in efforts to get more and more experience to sing about cuz that shit pays the fucking bills and makes the fucking empire an empire…

It’s like we’ve all turned this wholesome chick into a slut who sleeps around, and who is now sexing herself up as a woman, instead of an awkward team, all from buying her music…and now out of fear of losing her magic basic as fuck lyrics, she fucks and fucks and fucks…to get inspired…and there’s something amazing about that…

I am a fan.

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2013

19

Jun

Elsa Hosk is Hot for Elle Sweden of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is fucking Amazing…She’s a Swedish model who has done shit for Victoria’s Secret and who makes me want to go to IKEA and try to convince their staff to let me jerk off on their shitty quality furniture while eating their meat balls after getting caught jerking off on their shitty quality furniture while eating their meat balls…just to get closer to her cultural roots…even though unlike IKEA, this body is built to last…

I don’t know what I am talking about, I know nothing about IKEA and more importantly, I have better things to do than write about some model I want to piece together with my semen….you know like her off to some model I want to piece together with my semen…

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2013

19

Jun

Celeste Bonin aka Kaitlyn Nip Slip on WWE Raw of the Day

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I don’t watch wrestling, I don’t understand why people watch wrestling, so I don’t know if this Celeste Bonin who is also known as Kaitlyn from wrestling chick having a tit slip is from Monday’s night Raw, or if it is older, I just know I am posting it because I like tits, even on butch chicks thrown into the mix to make an otherwise homoerotic show, less homoerotic, so middle AMerica, the only people watching the shit, can jerk off to it without doubting their Christian foundation….and sexuality…

I mean, I guess if you really think about it, a fit bitch, built like a tank, could be a lot of fun to get beat the fuck up by, I mean, I’d probably ride a boner through the whole thing, even if I don’t find her hot in anyway…I’d just be into it for the experience…

Here’s her tit slip…

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2013

19

Jun

Rihanna Attacks Her Fans of the Day

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Rihanna has lost her fucking mind…she’s lashing out at her fans…angry and trying to attack them even though they paid money to see her…like she was some kind of dancing monkey or circus elephant…

I guess this is just an example of an angry person who has been beat the fuck up showing the world that anger and aggression the only way she knows how…through violence…

I think it just goes to show us, that maybe all the rumors that she was the one who beat herself up in the car and blamed in on Chris Brown in exchange for a percentage of album sales, are in fact true…and that the real aggressor is this gutter bitch who is now rich…but still gutter as fuck…

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

19

Jun

Courtney Stodden’s New Implants of the Day

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Courtney Stodden got new tits…because Courtney Stodden likes scandal….because Courtney Stodden only exists because of scandal…even though 90 percent of the general public don’t know she exists…but they will, because I am pretty fucking sure these implants aren’t just for attention, they are probably for props for her sex tape that hasn’t been announced yet, but I am sure is in the works, because that’s the kind of girl she is, and I think it’s nice to see a stripper make it in the world in a bigger way than pulling lap dances for 10 dollars a song while getting titties grabbed to pay for the tits…this bitch already has her titties paid for…and I’m looking forward to masturbating to her getting fucked…I’ll make sure it is full of hate, sadness, and anger…before realizing how awesome this new generation of pornstar who skipped being a pornstar is.

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2013

19

Jun

Mariah Carey Bikini for the Internet of the Day

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Mariah Carey did this photoshoot in her bikini that she posted to the internet because no one told her that she’s 100 fucking years old.

The good news is that the end result looks like some cheesy fucking shoot that took place back on a Miami spring break party in the 90s, or for the high school yearbook shit, with masterful graphic design shit, you know when she wasn’t 100 fucking years old…almost tricking me into thinking it was taken back when she mattered…before a bunch of kids…

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2013

19

Jun

Farrah Abraham’s Uncensored New Implants Surgery of the Day

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I am into Farrah Abraham and not just because I get to watch her fuck, take facials and squirt in her AMAZING SEX TAPE …oh right…that’s the only reason I am into Farrah Abraham….because before the sex tape, I had no idea who she was, reminding girls everywhere, if you get yourself on TV for idiotic reasons, then get fake tits, and turn to porn, because you’re broken to begin with, you will get the adoration of men everywhere, or at least from me, cuz I like when the natural slut comes out in people….

Here are her uncensored implant pics that INTOUCH circulated because INTOUCH is smut in denial…

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2013

19

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I have decided…I am an amateur gynaecologist…and despite offering my services to every girl I meet…you know to make sure all things are good according to me….I haven’t got much work…even though I’m not charging..and in fact I’m willing to pay…life’s hard for me…

Here are some links to start your horrible pathetic day….

Parrot Crying like a Baby….
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I kinda wanna fuck Ke$ha and Hate Myself for Saying That.
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Crazy Matrix Style Dance Moves
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Katie Price Jordan – Dressed like Marie Antwanette…
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Anchor Man 2 Trailer
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Rihanna Attacks Fan with a Mircophone…
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Girls Showing Off Their Bare Backs…
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Tramp Stamps….
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Stunt Driving Trick Shot..
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Awesome Redneck Glamour Shots…
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LeeAnna Vamp is a Babe
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100s even 1000s of cam girls naked right now for your Pleasure…
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