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2013

18

Jun

Shakira’s Breasts Aren’t Small and Humble in Elle of the Day


Shakira is in the recent issue of Elle and it’s not all that eventful, but maybe I am just bias and don’t really like celebrating new moms, under any circumstance, and if I feel the need to look at Shakira pictures, I’ll go back to her booty shaking tweak videos from before she was a pregnant cow….

The only reason I am bothering with these is because she’s showing off cleavage, an new addition to her body thanks to being a pregnant cow, all full of milk, and I guess she made the point of saying her breasts were small and humble, that you can’t confuse them for mountains in one of her hit songs, well that’s still true, but they are bigger than they used to be, and she seems pretty happy about that…

If you need more reason to hate Shakira, you can tune into the Voice, where she plays a latino version of Christina Aguilera, even though Aguilera pretends she’s latino, only Shakira, is a few bra sizes smaller than that cow…but equally annoying.

Posted in:Shakira

2013

18

Jun

Ioanna Ntenti Hot for Air France of the Day

Ioanna Ntenti is Greece’s Next Top Model’s 2nd Runner up, whatever that means…and all I see is a babe who I’d like to feed Greek food before going Greek, because you can’t go Greek on an empty stomach…even though you probably should if you’re looking to not accidentally shit all over the dude you’re going Greek with’s dick….not that going Greek is called going Greek to the Greeks, that’s just regular sex, the anus is the vagina, the vagina is for baby making, and as a small penis man who hates condoms, already smells like shit, and doesn’t want unwanted pregnancy, Greek works for me…and so does this Ioanna bitch, cuz she’s fucking hot….

Here she is for Air France…because I guess Air France is so fashionable they do bikini photoshoots…unlike the discount airlines I fly who barely afford uniforms for their fat tired staff…

Here she is on Youtube in her underwear looking hot..

I’m in love.

Posted in:Ioanna Ntenti

2013

18

Jun

Kanye West Using Kardashians in Promoting his Album of the Day

Kanye is promoting his new album Yeezus, by having his daughter with fame whore Kim Kardashian the day it was slated to be released. He also pulled a sex scandal 3 days before it released. Dude knows what he’s doing…every move is calculated for his empire…But what I don’t understand a few things…mainly why he would cast his brother-in-law in a promo video of his album doing some American Psycho act with another one of Kim Kardashian’s homies…

I mean I get that he’s Hollywood, and forever locked into that horrible family, but he probably should publicly acknowledge it, it can’t be good with keeping things hip hop, even if hip hop is all hollywood pop now…if I was him I’d play the deadbeat dad role…or maybe I woulda accidentally punched the pig woman in the stomach a few times…or staged a car accident to rid the world of her like a real YEEZUS would.

Here’s one of his new songs called Black Skinhead and love him or hate him, and wish bad things on his baby momma or not, dude knows how to make good music…

Posted in:Kanye West

2013

18

Jun

LOLZ of the Day

Leave it up to the Asian named Jessica Lee to figure out a clever quote for her year book using the periodic table of elements to code the shit…it’s like the nerdiest protest, or statement ever, but the message is loud and clear, once you decipher it…

Do you know what she’s trying to say here?

Here’s a clue – It’s pretty gangster…and that’s why I’m posting it. It made me laugh. Maybe I just like seeing uptight Asians protest their demanding parents using the tools their parents made them study every saturday morning along with piano classes, chinese classes, and some sports team to keep them well rounded, to have a better life than owning a convenience store…

Posted in:LOLZ

2013

18

Jun

Helen Flanagan See Through in NUTS of the Day

I am into this HELEN FLANAGAN , soap star from the UK with great tits who quit being in a Soap Opera to go onto bigger and better things…like showing off her tits…because when you have tits like this, you might as well throw a solid regular acting job girls would die for, down the toilet, to do glamour model pics, in what we can only describe as major fucking daddy issue…issues so deep that all she cares about is having her tits stared at, rather than actually learning lines and being on TV and shit…

She’s in NUTS this month, she’s in a sheer Bra, she’s pretty fucking substantial and doing a good job with this whole “Look at my tits, they are big thing”…I’m into it.


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Posted in:Helen Flanagan

2013

18

Jun

Russell Brand Doesn’t Like MSNBC of the Day

Russell Brand is promoting a comedy tour because people think he is funny enough to pay for tickets, because he probably is, since comedians don’t really need to be funny for the public to love them, they just have to be on TV…and fuck Katy Perry…

I have actually seen his comedy years ago, before he was anything in the USA, it was before he launched his first Judd Apatow shit, long before banging Katy Perry…and being loved by America…he was actually good, despite how much I hate admitting it.

He’s actually pretty clever in his very tight pants and his big British words….and I like seeing him deal with the MSNBC crew in a bit of a punk rock way, calling them out for being the talking head idiots they are…

He goes on a rampage, reading the teleprompter, giving lessons in etiquette and the flaw in the news system of America….and I think this is a solid win…

Here’s some Katy Perry in a Recent Vogue – Cuz She’s the Cankles Who Got Away

Posted in:Russell Brand|Videos

2013

18

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Ladies…Do you like when guys tell you they are jerking off to your pics?

I feel like girls hate that, or pretend to hate it, and refuse to entertain it so they don’t come across as sluts, but actually fucking love it….because their whole reason for being is to get knocked the fuck up…

Here are some morning links…I’m hungover…it is morning..

Shakira’s Breasts Aren’t as Small or Humble as they Used to Be
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Melissa Ethridge Dyke Wars Versus Angelina Jolie’s Tits
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Heidi Klum Lives…
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Some Girls Showing Off Their Bare Backs…
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Monkey Buys Himself a Drink
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Neil Patrick Harris to Star in Hedwig and the Angry Inch – That’ll Be Weird.
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This Guy Things It is Unconstitutional to Bang Goats
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Bianca Beauchamp’s Huge Tits Exposed in a Yello Bikini on an Inflatable…YES!
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Some Scarlett Johansson Clip for Father’s Day
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A Bunch of Emma Watson MEMES
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Hot Girls Getting Naked on Webcam For Free…I Know Some of These Girls and They are Amazing
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

17

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

People…at least the few people who know I exist…have a seriously skewed perspective of me. They are surprised I am a nice guy, because I write posts calling celebrities cunts. I just do that because they are cunts…

I believe in helping, inspiring, guiding and giving people great advice. I am to bring joy, and only sometimes do I try to make girls who aren’t hookers into hookers by getting them to show me their tits, or suck my dick, in exchange for favors.

I’m far more wholesome than the guys you meet at the club, I’m just a misunderstood social commentator, trying to make lives a better place, while all other media is trying to turn you into retards.

I’m glad we’re friends, I hope our fun continues, and I also hope to see your clit…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Roberto Cavalli and Some Young Bitch Washing His Cock on a Yacht….When You’re This Rich – You Do What You Want
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Charles Saatchi – The Art Mogul – Choking Out His Bitch
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Girls Showing Off Thigh Gap
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Serena Williams in a Bikini Scares Me
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15 Head Turning Babes
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Coco Posing her Fat Ass in a Thong…
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Do You Pee During WOrkouts
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Nic Cage Audtions for Lincoln
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Her Name is Hilary and SHe’s Half Naked
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Kitten Hates Kisses
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Naomi Watts as Lady Diana
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Courtney Stodden in a See Through Leaving the Plastic Surgeon!!
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Avril Lavigne and her Boyfriend Freak me the Fuck Out…At Least they Dye Their Hair Together…
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Henry Cavill Talking About his Superman Workout if You are Into Fitness
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Courtney Cox Old as Fuck
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Ass Fuck. Who’d You Rather? Careful, It’s A Trick Question…
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My GF From Twitter Daveigh Chase in a See Through Shirt
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Kate Mara and Kristen Connolly Naked in House of Cards
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Below the Video – Funny Youtube Comments
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5 Interesting Ways to Announce your Pregnancy on Facebook
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A WHole Lot of Teen Mom in her Bikini – Yay
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91 Year Old Breaks the Bench Press Record
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Game of Thrones on Cellos
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Jennifer Lopez Stars as a Chilean Miner
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Big Tits Pulled Out at the Vending Machine
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Penis Implant Surgery Leads to 8 Month Boner
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Her Name is Lea Seydoux, She’s Naked and has A Good Ass
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Stupid Head Bangers…With a Twerk FAIL….
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Police Chase and Shoot at a 14 Year Old
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This Redheaded Chick Posing Naked is Real Amazing
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How To Lose Summer Fling in 10 Steps….
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras!
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Some Taylor Swift and Other Bitches at the Much Music Awards I Didn’t Bother Attending Cuz I am Blacklisted for Calling the Veep a Racist Cunt
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Miranda Kerr at the Airport
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Elena Papavasilleiou in a Bikini
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Kelly Brook As You Have Never Seen Her Before
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Miss Utah in her Bikini
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Lady Gaga in a Tight Dress
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Topless Kelly Brook Lets Her Tits Hang Out In Cancun
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Farrah Abraham Doesn’t Like Charlie Sheen….
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All About the Ass
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Some Busty Chick Plays with a Hose
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This Naked Bikini Model is Pretty Fucking Awesome
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Roller Skater has an Epic Fail
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Joe Jonas Getting Touched By Girls in Bikinis and Not Feeling anything
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8 Year Old Girl is a Baller
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Shakira for Elle
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Carmen Ortega is in a Weird Photoshoot of the DAy
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Ed Hardy Hates Ed Hardy
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Girls in Lingerie For Father’s Day….
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Some Front Porch Masturbation
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Young Tight Amateur
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Cam Girl Stirp
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Great Tits Great Handjob
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Weird but Hot Lesbian Storyline
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Some Cum Covered Feet
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Beer Can in a Vile Pussy
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Wet Pussy with a Two Finger Fuck…
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Cam Girls Are the Future…
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The Best Big Boy Toys Your Woman Will Love in the Game
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

17

Jun

Sofia Vergara’s Ass for the Internet of the Day

Sofia Vergara, despite being 100 fucking years old, posted a picture of her booty from a pretty amazing angle that almost makes you forget that she’s 100 fucking years old, and that that ass has seen countless penises to get to the level of celebrity she is at, we’re talking 40 fucking years of dick sucking and fucking to lead to a couple of EMMY awards….so that now she an afford the luxury of slutting out without any obligations or motive for advancement, just in picture for some male attention, and for the simple
pleasure of having people stare at her ass like it still matters…for the fun of showing her ass…going back to the basics of whoring…

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2013

17

Jun

Emily Ratajkowski for Galore Magazine by Andrew Kuykendall of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski or as I sometimes call her Emily Ratakowski…or as I like to call her Emily RATATATATATATATKOWSKI….but who I want to call “wife”…is a fucking substantially built woman, who when I look at, I wonder if she’s even human, almost too perfect to not be alien, or from a creepy model producing factory in Russia….Just watching her in action, in all she does, makes me want to continue my quest in seducing her badly through love songs, poetry and posts about her tits….One day, we will meet, and she won’t be able to resist the total disappointment that comes with me…and more importantly so is sex with me….let’s hope Emily experiences that first hand!!

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski