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2013

17

Jun

Camila Morais in Some Lingerie and Bathing Suits of the Day

Camila Morais is some Brazilian model and here she is in Catalog pics wearing some bikinis and lingerie….and if you’re like me…you fucking hate catalog shoots and can’t figure out why the fuck I am posting this garbage….then you realize…it’s cuz of the bikini model from Brazil named Camila Morais in the pictures…that bitch could make me do anything I hate…even let her fist me if she approached it from the right angle…while wearing a bikini…she’s just that much better than what I am used to fucking, that I am easily manipulated by her.

Posted in:Camila Morais

2013

17

Jun

Cameron Diaz is Insecure Next to Kate Upton of the Day

When you are old and tired and your body has seen better days, even if you’re still ripped, and you still get complimented on it all the fucking time, you generally don’t go parade yourself half naked next to a young bitch, especially if you’re an insecure acting twat who is trying to deny being old as fuck.

It’s just natural, to put on that shirt like the fat pasty chick at the watermark, to not put yourself in a position to be seriously compared, analyzed and dissected, even if you have eyes and see just how dumpy as fuck Kate Upton is…

You know every night before bed, as Cameron Diaz has an enema, does squats, and sit ups, knowing she’ll be shooting another beach scene, she tells herself “why is that young busty pig getting so much attention, she’s disgusting up close, I’m way hotter, healthier and what a body should look like”…but she doesn’t believe it…cuz she’s old as fuck and that makes her feel inadequate…and sure those inadequacies mean we don’t get to see her in a bikini, but they probably mean you could have sex with her if you gave her a little attention at the hotel bar she’s drinking her sorrows at, because that’s how old as fuck women operate, and I kinda love them for that…and the menopause!! No babies!

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Posted in:Cameron Diaz|Kate Upton

2013

17

Jun

Serena Williams Scary Bikini Pic of the Day

Serena Williams has some pretty big tits in her bikini top. I would expected her to have pecs.

You see cuz I am convinced that in a few years, some DNA testing will take place, and we will find out that the Williams sisters were in fact just like Amanda Bynes in “She’s the Man”….only the opposite.

I’m talking scandal about whether they are actually women, or just some hormonally altered hybrid gender that is trained to kill at least on the tennis courts.

I don’t find these girls attractive, probably because I am not a homosexual closeted, who needs tits on my trannies as a gateway to gay sex….

They’re big, they’re intimidating, they are champion, and one of them is in a bikini.

I can’t figure out if that’s a good thing or not, but I’m posting it anyway.

Posted in:Serena Williams

2013

17

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with Father’s Day when you’re a stepfather is that no one gives a fuck about giving you bottles of booze as gifts because you’re the asshole mooching off their mother who always got caught jerking off to their friends, who never contributed and who is hated.

The good thing with Father’s Day when you’re a stepfather is all the girls with daddy issues, willing to show you their tits just because I wrote them text messages that read “If you were my father, I would suck your dick”….something they all loved cuz I guess it hit close to home.

I am hungover, but I’m here and so are some morning stepLINKS!

Awkward Pornstar Interview of the Day
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80 Pics of Random Chicks With Big Tits
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Nipples in a Dress
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Baby Alligator Loves Head Scratches-
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Drew Barrymore in Some Photoshoot
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Dog Gives High Fives for Chicken
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The Kim Kardashian Baby Looks like Kim Apparently….
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Emma Watson is Producing a New Movie with the Harry Potter People.
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Clever Bear
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Slow Motion Bikini Posing
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Hot Naked Bitch Unfortunately Named URINE-A
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The Funniest Memes of 2013
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

14

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I love bush, seriously, and not jus because I want to be different, but because we are supposed to have pubic hair, it is natural, and normal and hides herpes scabs.

I have decided since people are trying to put an end to bush, that I am going to protest outside the head quarters of the enemy. I’m talking laser hair removal places, tanning salons, wherever.

I must bring the bush back….it’s time…

I’m glad I’ve found a fight I am willing to fight….

Here are some step links to get you through the sad sad weekend…..

Burn Your Bra and Show Us Your Bra-Less Tits
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Amanda Bynes is Faking the Crazy for Fame – Obviously
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Man of Steel Review
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Miley Cyrus Toned Stomach
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We Like Charm’s Full, Half Naked Figure
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Alicia Keys is Not Hot
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Good Guy of the Day…..
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Eddie Murphy’s Daughter Shows Some Areola
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Irina Shayk Vs Candice Swanepoel
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Today’s Import Model Gallery.
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Some Chick Named Brooke Vincent in a Bikini
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Motorcycle Stunt Rider Hits a Cop – Funny Ensues…
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Justene Jaro Sexy in Leather.
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Lucky Sky Diver
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Rosie Hungtington Whitely’s Bikini
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The Best Collection of PGA WAGS
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Elton John Biopic is Going to Happen
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Gael Monfils Tennis Trickshot Supercut
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Star Wars Elevator Prank
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This Stripping Chick Has Great Tits
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50 Pics to Get You Through the Weekend
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Behati Prinsloo in Lingerie for Victoria’s Secret
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I Want to Fuck Schwarzenegger’s GF
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Taxi Driver Never Knew What Hit Him…Seriously Bad Luck. Hoorible…
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Paige Butcher is Ripped in her Bikini
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Naked Cheerleading PRactice
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Mary Kate and Ashley are Now Cougars
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Lucy Pinder Topless Mega Post
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Her Name is Sallie Axl and She’s Got Hilarious Tits
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Taylor Swift Looks like a Sex Doll Because She is One
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Maria Fowler in a Bikini with Huge Tits
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Charlie Sheen Hates Farrah Abraham
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Miranda Kerr a the Airport
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Hey Miss Puffy Nipple
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GoPro POV Crane Climber…
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Hope Solo Naked in ESPN Magazine
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Gymnast Faceplants into Mirror
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20 Hot Pics of Some Bitch Named LAna Tailor
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Survey Says Your Coworkers are Fucking!!!
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Amazing Naked Chick With Amazing Tits
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Reporters VS Animals
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Erin Heatherton Naked in Numero in 2009
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Hot Girls in Front of the Mirror
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Joanna Krupa had a 1 Million Dollar Pre-Divorce Ceremony
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Latina Bangs the Juices Out of Her
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Amateur Asian VS COCK
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WTF Jerking Technique
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Slut in the Park
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This Video is Called Big Vulva
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Cam Girl Reaches Orgasm
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Hot Ass Play!
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Vagina VS Big Dildo
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Cam Girls Are the Future…
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The Best Big Boy Toys Your Woman Will Love in the Game
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

14

Jun

Charlie Sheen Doesn’t Like Farrah Abraham as Much as Me of the day

Being the >Teen Mom Farrah Abraham hub of the internet, you know the unofficial fan club that I am president of, I feel obligated to post this Charlie Sheen letter to her, that I can assume was designed by both their PR teams, to generate some buzz for both of them…and I am OK with that, because I love the bottom feeding cries for attention, especially cuz it comes with amazing porn….that isn’t that great…but great to me…from the way she fucks and squirt and takes it up the ass cuz she’s learned her lesson getting pregnant the first time, even though it made her famous, to the fact that it shows us just what fame does to a slut…

I’m a fan…

“hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua; I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn. your daughter must be so proud. please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life. oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow. bye! cs.

I think he coulda done better….

To see the highlight reel of her sex tape FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Farrah Abraham

2013

14

Jun

Former Miss USA Winners Naked for PETA of the Day

What the fuck is the deal with these censored pics…especially with Shanna Moakler, the crazy chick from Playboy no one remembers, but who go together with a couple other twats to do this for PETA, partially because it is a good cause, but mainly because PETA will work with anyone, especially if there are 3 of them, cuz 3 is better than 1.

They are ex-Miss USA winners, one who has gone onto Playboy, the rest, who give a fuck….and they are naked…but for some reason, like a Barbie Doll and/or Angelina Jolie, nipple-less.

Weird fucking look…but I’ll post it anyways, cuz I know there’s a niche for that…

I want the uncensored pics!

Posted in:PETA

2013

14

Jun

Barbara Palvin’s Nip Slip of the Day


Barbara Palvin the overrated model from Eastern Europe who is 19 and her success remains a total fucking mystery, had a nipple slip.

I don’t know when and I don’t know where, I just know the pic was emailed to me, so it happened.

It’s not jerk off material, but nipples are better than no nipples, just ask Angelina Jolie, she’s had both, and despite what she tells you. I choose nipples.


TO SEE HER AT SOME VIVA COMET AWARDS
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Posted in:Barbara Palvin|NSFW

2013

14

Jun

Miranda Kerr’s Hot Vogue Cover of the Day

Miranda Kerr is on the cover of Vogue and I have a feeling when the rest of the pics drop…there will be nipple.

The reason I think that, is because she’s on her own now, an independent worker, a free agent, facing the world without a billion dollar brand behind her, and now she will see if we like her for her, or because Victoria’s Secret master minded us in, and the way all girls seek approval is through nudity….

I appreciate this quest, because I am a pervert.


TO SEE HER THROW A FIRST PITCH AT A BASEBALL GAME AWKWARDLY
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Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2013

14

Jun

Adriana Lima For Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Thanks to the photoshop and the team of experts at Victoria’s Secret, they have made Adriana Lima, despite being 100 fucking years old, and mom, look the looks the fucking same as she has in every other shoot she’s done for them, like these are possibly from their archive that they are keeping around for contract purposes, or maybe they are new, based on the fact that they crop her from the ravaged mom stomach up…

I mean they’ve also made her look like every single other Victoria’s Secret shoot, their shit is getting old and tired like Lima, and every catalog is starting to feel like an old pussy you keep fucking cuz it is there….which isn’t a good thing…but here are the pics anyway..


TO SEE PICS OF HER AT SOME VICTORIA’S SECRET EVENT LOOKING OLD….
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Posted in:Adriana Lima