2013
14
Jun
Vanessa Hudgens is modelling in her underwear….and I can’t see past the fact that she looks like a hairy little monkey…even when half naked…I am happy that she’s taken the time to shave herself down, unlike the time when she took nude pics when she was 17 for the internet…
It’s nice to see how much she’s grown and progressed as a useless Disney Starlet into this….whatever this may be…
Who cares.
Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens
2013
14
Jun
Phoebe Tonkin is some Australian actor or model who is trying to make it in America, and I say give her the fucking Green card, because she looks fucking good, especially when her efforts involve being in a bikini, in the pool, looking amazing….
I hear good things about these Australians is that they are all fucking hot, so she likely doesn’t have a horrible ego where she thinks she’s hot, and that makes for the best kind of bottom feeder, you know she’s not like the shitty stripper with bad attitude who pretends she’s the fucking Queen of England while you negotiate a shitty lap dance with her for 10 dollars a song.
If you want more pics of her HERE SHE IS IN VOGUE
Posted in:Phoebe Tonkin
2013
14
Jun
Eddie Murphy, probably has many illegitimate kids, and not just with Mel B, you know that kind of situation where he’s banged out many girls for decades, that he doesn’t know who his kids are, you know the kind of situation where he can meet a random chick in a bar, or backstage, and have no idea he is the father so that when he bangs them and knocks them up because it’s the easier way to do incest, ignorance is bliss….at least in this situation…
Either way, she’s hot, she’s in her bikini, and she’s showing some nip…
Posted in:Eddie Murphy
2013
14
Jun
The worst thing about ANNE V. is that she has had sex with Adam Levine, more than once.
It’s not like it was an “oops, I am at a party drunk, and this midget rockstar wants a piece of me, and I’m new to this industry, I might as well just do it up, because I am a girl and that’s what vaginas are for”….
It was a more of a “I want a famous husband to knock me up and make me legit in the world of modelling”…
When all she had to do was get half naked…which I guess it is something she’s figured out…
Posted in:Anne Vyalitsyna
2013
14
Jun
Yesterday, it was announced that Jackie Chan is releasing some kind of Autobiography Musical.
After listening to him try to explain his best story ever about Bruce Lee, I realize, his autobiography may be totally impossible or insane to follow, especially set to song.
I mean this is funnier than fucking with the asian immigrant store clerk…but maybe I’m just an asshole who finds broken english hilarious.
If that doesn’t appeal to you…
Here’s an old ASAIN dude doing the splits..
Posted in:Asians|Jackie Chan|Videos
2013
14
Jun
Rihanna posted these pics on instagram, even though we all know it is not actually Rihanna who is posting these pics to instagram, but it is her handlers who run her shit, because she is a business, a brand, and empire, and some uneducated trash from Barbados is just not capable of handling the shit, she’s more about being the dancing monkey on stage, not because she’s black, but because they give her money, and it allows her to be the most important person in Barbados and that works for her small minded hustle….
But it is nice to see what her people think are her best, most representative images of the slut, even though I’m sure they all hate her, and would want to post the pics of her spread asshole, but the economy is shit, the job is too good, and they get to brag about being associated with such greatness, because the world is full of groupies…
Posted in:Rihanna
2013
14
Jun
Emily Blunt is some 30 year old chick from the UK who has a rocking ass in her spandex pants, but that’s probably nothing worth celebrating, because even fat chicks have good ass in gym pants…it is a lie that I approve of because it allows me to get turned on by random chicks I will never see naked, because it hides all their flaws and squeezes their shit proper…I know, revolutionary….
Posted in:Emily Blunt
2013
14
Jun
If you know the site, then you know I have an unhealthy obsession with PUGS. In fact, I think my pug is the only thing I’ve ever loved, and in my semi-retirement/unemployed lazy pig life, I’ve decided to move out to the country to have a pug farm where I house the fuckers, who rape my soul and fill it with love, every time I look at their stupid faces.
In loving my pug, I feel an obligation to protect him, to not let weirdos touch him, to not take him to doggy daycare facilities, to really just make sure he’s cool…
It’s also made me realize, all people with dogs, feel the same way about their dogs. They are family.
So when I saw this I freaked the fuck out. I wanted to rally the Internet troops to hunt this bitch down, and find a way to teach her a fucking lesson.
The name of the Daycare is FUR KIDS DAYCARE …She’s obviously been fired, but maybe someone out there knows her, so we can terrorize her.
Posted in:Videos
2013
14
Jun
Her name is Heather Kelly, she’s 25, and she’s been arrested for robbing some convenience store, by crawling in through the window, where she ended up losing a sandal.
Turns out, she’s in the running for Top 10 cutest outfits ever worn on a crackhead robbing a convenience store.
I am on team Heather Kelly, because I appreciate a girl in short shorts, as much as I appreciate an ambitious opportunist, who goes out there and takes what life has to offer, especially when the clerk is too busy in the back taking a shit, to watch his shit.
I think I’m in love.
If you’re not into that…here’s a couple of dumb criminals for a solid LOLZ
Posted in:Videos
2013
14
Jun
I figured out where it all went wrong for me. At 15 or 16, I realized that anything you can think of, no matter how weird, awkward, uncomfortable, disgusting, creepy, insane, psychotic, that you can possibly thing of…I’m talking the most vile shit humanly possible, and even shit not humanly possible…
Someone has jerked off to it.
Here are some morning links…
Busty Girls – All Squishy and Shit…
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Robert Downey Jr Ruined a Kids Life…
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Lindsay Lohan Throwback Bikini Pics
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Cat Survives Boa Constrictor
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I want to anal Miley’s Mom
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Cat Plays the Drums
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Thongs to Make You Happy
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Anne V Hot in Elle Russia
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In Russia…Death is Scared of Russians.
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This Dude Dancing at the E3 Expo is Hilarious
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Base Jump Mishap!
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Sandstorm Video of the Day
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One Direction is Releasing a Line of Nail Polish – Makes Sense.
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Farrah Abraham Getting Implants is More Lively Than Farrah Abraham in Porn
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The Creepy Peeper Set to Music Will Make Your Day
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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Posted in:stepLINKS
