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2013

13

Jun

Farrah Abraham Masturbates To Her Own Sex Tape and Got New Tits of the Day

I RAN THE EXCLUSIVE HARDCORE CLIP LAST MONTH AND I LOVED THE WAY SHE SQUIRTED , it was the highlight of the year for me. But in my defense, I have very little going on.

She was on the Howard Stern show, saying whatever gets her attention, because it’s all about selling the tapes people, you know you put yourself out there like that, you gotta make it count, otherwise you’re just a pornstar, and no one wants to be a pornstar, not even pornstars.

The hope is reality shows, public interest, Kanye West babies, etc.

The reality is more porn.

Either way, her narcissistic love for herself, took an interesting turn when she told the world she masturbates to her own porn.

HS: Do you masturbate to get through this?
FA: I masturbate to like…yeah…
HS: To what?
FA: I, like, watch my own video
HS: You do?
FA: Yeah
HS: You watch that sex video and masturbate?
FA: I do.
HS: Wow.

The interesting turn of events is that so do I, and so do most people I know who have clips of them fucking, because lets face it, sometimes your own sex, as bad as it is, is better than some ripped dude who looks like a male stripper fucking some implant bitch. You know cuz you can bring back emotions from that time and hate fuck yourself as you cry to all that went wrong.

All this to say, who doesn’t jerk off to their own porn. This isn’t shocking, it isn’t news, yet I’m posting it anyway. They have me trapped.

In other Farrah news you don’t care about…InTouch Weekly has done an exclusive expose on her much needed new implants because her tits that were the worst and now they are D cup but the pics are next level…..


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Posted in:Farrah Abraham

2013

13

Jun

Magdalena Frackowiak For Victoria’s Secret of the Day


Victoria’s Secret catalog pictures are the fucking worst. They fucking suck. They are boring as shit always the same, but they always win in a knife fight in my mind, because they feature hot half naked chicks, photoshopped or not, they are the girls all other girls aspire to be, and sure that may be putting the importance of a woman in her body, tits, and how she looks in a bikini, all thanks to aggressive marketing, but really, isn’t that all girls are good for anyway? At least ones who look like this Magdalena.

Don’t blame me, I’m not Victoria’s Secret pushing unattainable expectations on people, I’m just some dude with low standards who likes staring at girls who all girls should look like, but don’t because we didn’t kill off the uglies in the middle-ages when we had the chance. Or at least ship them off to some reclusive island to breed amongst themselves in their ugly person colony….oh right that’s how England came to be. It all makes sense now.

Posted in:Magdalena Frackowiak

2013

13

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent my night having great conversations with a girl who whistles when she breathes through her nose thanks to all the shitty blow she’s done the last 16 years, and for some reason, it was a lot of fun, possibly because she was wearing a low cut dress, showing a little ass crack cleavage, but probably because she was a racist fireball filled with hate and anger who likes sucking dick and fisting girls til they squirt in her eye.

It gave me new found hope in humanity. I shoulda taken nude pics.

Here are some morning links…

Kendra Wilkinson is In her Bikini
GO

Hot Bitches in Towels
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Rita Ora is Fuckign With Madonna….
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Pandhandler Makes a Crazy Recovery After Falling Into Traffic
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Hot Naked Girl in Heels!
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Woman Has a Relationship with a Dude Online – Turns Out to Be her Ex Husband!
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A Crowd at the Concert Singing Bohemian Rhapsody….Weird.
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Alina Baikova is Hot in the Desert
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J.Lo’s Boots Scare Me
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The Jet Bike is Next Level Hipsterism
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21 Minutes of Lesbian Wrestling
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

12

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day


I spent my day asking everyone I know for nudes of the Kanye Mistress being used to promote his new Album and pump some new life into an otherwise uninteresting storyline. This is TV people. We gotta keep the drama going because the second the public loses interest…it’s over.

I figured by looking at her, she’s probably got a ton of nudes, and everyone who has fucked her in this city, and I am sure there is at least one person who has at least titty pics of her.

Now I am forced to go get laser hair removal at the spa she works at and has successfully done her job as marketing manager, drink at the club she works at (that I am banned from), and walk the streets calling her name….because today is her day…next week no one will care…it could be my big story, my Lewinsky…

While I plot my failed strategy, here are some stepLINKS…

Wannabe Fame Whore Fame Whores By Saying She Boned a Fame Whore While His Fame Whore Girl is Knocked Up with a Fame Whore of Tomorrow…Didn’t Actually Bang Kanye
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Eddie Murphy Has Sex with This Maxim Model
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Today in Amazing Hot Booty
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Jennifer Lopez Slutting it Up for Harper’s
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Elsa Hosk for Victoria’s Secret
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Barbara Palvin’s Hottest Photoshoot Ever
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Corgi Loves the Drums
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15 Fit as Fuck Girls
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The Sandlot Actors – Then and Now
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Get Your Bitch a Stripper Pole and Make Her Work for Your in the Privacy of Your Own Home
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Guide Dog Saves His Trainer
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Is Hilary Duff Going Broke?
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Stacy Keibler Lookin’ Hot Showing Some Titty
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Iggy Azalea Big Booty On Stage Making Me Sad She’s Blocked Me”target=”_blank”rel=”nofollow”> GO
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Hot Babe Showing Off Her Vag in the WAter…
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Scary Base JUmp Fail
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Ghost Tits? WTF??!
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Watch Out for that Tree
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Katie Holmes Looks Like a Monster
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Some Party Slut from Greece DJing in Lingerie and It is Awesome
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If You Care About Kate Upton – Guess Who is Fucking Her Big Tits?
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NSFW Heavy Metal Video is Pretty Fucking Weird…and Gay….WTF
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Melissa Satta Looks Hot in her Bikini Too
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Some Chick With Amazing Booty Posing Half Naked in a Tool Shed
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Motor Cycle Wheelie Fail
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Edita Vilkeviciute is Topless for Vogue France and Amazing
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Lady Gaga Scary at a Wedding
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Big Tit Girl On Girl Action
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Caprice is Some Next Level Nude Model….
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A Topless Kate Upton Is Only 21. Wait, What?
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Drunk Girl Taking a Piss in the Elevator….
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Alessandra Ambrosio Paying the Meter in SHORTS!!
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Asian Won’t Stop Jerking It on the Bus
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Autumn Reeser All Pregnant and Shit
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Today in Denise Richards in a Dress NEws…
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50 Best Twist Endings in Movies of All Time….
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A Bunch of Whores in Foil Bikinis
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The Ultimate Filing System
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A Whole Lot of Hot Single Girls…
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Her Butthole is Acting Up During ORgasm
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Fat Chick Strips Even Though She’s Not Supposed To
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Extreme Fisting the Compilation
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Hot MILF FUCKED
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Big Titty Cam Girl Squirts
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Naked Girl in Kitchen Shows Off Her Deli Meats in her Panties
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Girl Shows Her Tits on Skype
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Big Titty Girl in Red Socks Fucks Herself Proper
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Hot Girl Fucks Herself….
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Cam Girls Are the Future…
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The Best Big Boy Toys Your Woman Will Love in the Game
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

12

Jun

Loulou Robert for Treats of the Day

Posted in:Loulou Robert|NSFW

2013

12

Jun

Bambi Northwood-Blyth Titties for Vogue of the Day

Bambi Northwood-Blyth is the young hot girlfriend of some Australian fashion tycoon from some jeans company called Tsubi that all the hot bitches are wearing.

She’s like 12 and he’s like 40, but being rich and successful always leads to LOVE with any and all aspiring models trying to sleep their way to the top…

And here she is showing some titties for VOGUE!! FUN…I like her determination to get ahead in life, despite not liking her bushy as fuck eyebrows…at all.

Posted in:Bambi Northwood-Blyth|NSFW

2013

12

Jun

Lauren Conrad’s Doing Marie Claire of the DAy

Lauren Conrad is not dead, despite what MTV wants you to think, you know with the whole cancelling the show she was the focal point of, that at the time was over-exposed and irritating, but now, a few years later feels like it never happened, unless of course you are Lauren Conrad, in which case it is all that you’ve ever done that matters.

Apparently, she has a fashion line and a series of books, but I’m more interested in her series of boobs, even when wondering why Marie Claire is doing this fashion spread on her, it just doesn’t make sense…like the dlisters die with the vehicles that made them dlisters. That’s what I say, but no one ever listens to me.

Posted in:Lauren Conrad

2013

12

Jun

Rihanna’s Instagram Erotica of the Day

I can’t help but get excited about booty cleavage. I know it’s everywhere, and every time I leave the house 12 year olds – 40 year olds are rocking it like they were wearing a skimpy bikini, even though they are at the grocery store…I see it every day, and a lot of the time it is on girls who have no business wearing the shit, but even at that, I get sucked the fuck in.

So seeing Rihanna post some ass cheek to the internet, something that 10 years ago would have been considered porn, cuz ghetto girls back then were more about hiking their g-string up to their neck and their pants as low rise as possible, not this kind of 70s erotica gear…makes me happy.

But then I remember she was a child prostitute in Barbados at 14 according to various sources, and I feel like I failed knowing I could have bed her for 50 bucks pre-fame.

Her instagram brings up so many mixed emotions. Here are the pics.

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

12

Jun

Shelby Keeton in her Bikini for Marie Claire of the Day


Shelby Keeton is a babe. Which I guess would explain why she’s a model. I’m surprised I’ve never heard of her, because if I had, I would have taken advantage of her low level of fame and booked her to shoot nudes in my basement at a discount rate, but now that she’s in some major publication, she’s probably more expensive than “Free cocaine”…making her one of the many who have got away. Lost opportunity that I should spend more time preventing by stalking the “New Faces” section of the modelling agencies….

I don’t know where she’s from, but I’m gonna assume heaven.

Posted in:Shelby Keeton

2013

12

Jun

India Reynolds Titties for Page 3 of the Day

Oh Shit! Glamour Model Tits….

Her name is India. I would like to assume that is her stripper name and not her real name because let’s face it if it is her real name her parents kinda set her up for this life of half naked modelling. I mean, there are just certain names like Jade and Saphire, that give a girl little choice of what to become. It’s like she didn’t choose the stripper game, the stripper game chose her, and she was ready for it since birth.

All this to say, Glamour models aren’t real models, they are dumpier and more busted, but they show their tits, and their tits are usually big, making them worth looking at, and not worth complaining about, because ultimately, none of this matters.

Posted in:India Reynolds|NSFW