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2013

12

Jun

Alessia Tedeschi has a Rockin’ Body of the Day

Alessia Tedeschi looks like a lot of fun, or at least her body does.

She’s some low level italian model who doesn’t matter, but she’s gone to Ibizia and in doing so, has got her ripped body with implants, that distract from her busted face, into a bikini…and the paparazzi ate it up.

I prefer when the low levels do porn, or at least nudes, I mean she’s built for it, but I’ll take staged bikinis pics, cuz lets face it, nothing else is going on for me right now, and even if it was, you know if I had my wife and stepdaughters in a bikini, these pictures are more arrousing, but more importantly, these pictures smell a lot better, cuz my wife is obese and has a hard time wiping properly, and powering just doesn’t mask the small, it kinda just adds a new floral layer to it….and it’s fucking horrible…while this bitch is lovely as fuck, and as low level as she is, it is safe to say Clooney is probably already trying to recruit him to his Lake Como retreat for anal. Good hustle.


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Posted in:Alessia Tedeschi

2013

12

Jun

Passengers of a Plane Believe They Can Fly of the Day

So the story is that passengers of Allegiant flight were stranded for 3 hours and decided to break into song, that song “I Believe I Can Fly”, which the one black passenger was nice to bring with him, just in case they had to do a little song and dance for the internet.

The reason I am posting it, I couldn’t tell you. The quality is shit. the giggling annoying, the concept totally foreign to me, because I generally don’t talk to people on planes, you never know if they are terrorists (Hi NSA), and I know if I was on this plane, I wouldn’t be getting down like it was summer camp, I’d be going fucking crazy thanks to claustrophobia.

Life lesson – never fly Allegiant. I mean regular price airlines fly to Vegas for 49 dollars, it’s almost pointless to rock the Discounters…

Other life lesson, when life gets you down, all you gotta do is sing you way through it.

Posted in:Videos

2013

12

Jun

The Top 37 Instagram Pics of Kanye’s “Mistress” of the Day

Remember – when reading this story – that Kanye is dropping an Album in 3 days. That people close to her have told me she never fucked him. This is all for publicity.

Sure, she’s hotter than Kim, but so is a pile of dog shit. Sure she is like a pornstar without the porn…which is typical from girls from Quebec. It’s like the fallback plan is to be a stripper, so they all do what they can to look like strippers, in the event they ever need to be strippers.

Usually these kinds of girls can be found at the local bar or club peddling drinks for tips that they use for cosmetic improvements and trips to Cuba or other Miami for DJ week because like all girls…They love guys with money, or fame, or status, from DJs to bar owners.

Like all girls they love attention, so much that they change their FACEBOOK name from the stupid nickname they have been using since I’ve had her on FACEBOOK – to her actual fucking name so people can find her…

Not humiliated by her new fame..but loving that it went viral and everyone is finally talking about her. She’s been waiting for this moment all her life.

This is her big hit, the 5 minutes and we can all hope it leads to a sex tape. Even though she claims she never fucked Kanye.

Remember the convenient thing in the story is that Kanye is dropping an album in 3 days, that Kim Kardashian needs this storyline, and that I am sure he’s fucking all kinds of things, mainly men, since he’s not even with Kim Kardashian, it’s all one big media blitz bullshit lie….

What we can gather from her instagram is that –

1 she loves her implants, because they make her face worth looking at. They get her all the tips and male attention so she shows them off. They are her BFF.

2 she likes when black guys ride the back of her canoe.

3 she has a thing for monkeys

4 she loves money

5 she loves headlining DJs.

Here are her top 37 Instagram pics, cuz this shit hits close to home and I’m gonna cover it. Even if it doesn’t matter, is all lies, I just appreciate implants making moves…in the most simplistic and hilarious ways.

IT’s nice to see dreams come true via vagina or by lying about her vagina,or by someone else lying about her vagina…because I have a feeling she didn’t even bang him….but I’ll ride this story hard.

Posted in:Leyla Rocks

2013

12

Jun

Leyla Rockks Fucked Kanye West of the Day

There is a Montreal girl on my Facebook who irritates the hell out of me as she constantly promotes bullshit like club events….named Leyla Ghobadi…or Leyla Rockks who is making serious moves getting the cover of the NY Post, all for being the chick Kanye cheated on Kim Kardashian with, which is surprising, because she doesn’t have a penis.

Earlier today, she deleted me as a friend when I asked her for an interview. That hurts my feelings.

Now that she’s the vagina the Kanye Fucked While Kim Kardashian was pregnant, because Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are only “together” and making babies for business reasons….and Leyla Rockks saw an opportunity to have sex with a celebrity with lots of money in efforts to make her fake tits famous. Opportunist maybe, but doing a good job with it. She’s too good for me.

To assume that Kim Kardashian didn’t know any of this, or that Kim Kardashian wasn’t involved in this in some Jerry Springer way or another, because this gets her back in the news, is like assuming her being pregnant wasn’t just part of a storyline for money.

It is all bullshit….idiots. Kim and Kanye aren’t some power couple, dude knocked up a bitch who needed to be knocked up to benefit their careers. there was no love or commitment involved. Just dollars.

So apparently Kanye is hung up on this Leyla chick and he hit her up last week, all of which I believe because he has business here in Montreal, from people running his clothing line, to an energy drink company, to his DJ A-Trak….so it all makes sense…

She graduated as a nurse, works as a marketing director at a spa, and a bartender at a trendy club, and now she can add working Kanye’s dick to her resume….good hustle girl. I’m would be proud if I was her Iranian parents.

Either way, I guess I should go out there and get exclusive content about her.

Posted in:Leyla Rockks

2013

12

Jun

Miley Cyrus is Fuckign Beiber of the Day

I like to keep on top of Miley’s activities, because I am a tween girl like that, who appreciates a girl who is not a tween, but has the body of one, thanks to Disney Hormone Therapy, to keep them young, like Peter Pan.

I just think she’s great, probably because I don’t have to listen to her talk, or bark orders at her staff, because you know she’s the worst kind of rich chick, but instead I get to watch her hustling to make herself relevant again, like a Mini-Rihanna but a little more country…..

The new story is that she’s fucking Beiber, why? Because it gets her in the media, it gets everyone talking, show up to an event together and bang bang, people write about it.

When the real story is look how fit that little body is, oh how I’d like to smear it on my genitals….or vice versa…

What a babe.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

12

Jun

Kate Upton’s Awkward Body Body Painted of the Day

I don’t know the source of these pictures, I just know the person should be taken out back and shot, and by person, I mean Kate Upton, because she’s built like a farm animal, and her prime is long gone, she’s already run her best race, and won her last prized pig at the fair ribbon, and it’s time to put her to pasture like the cow that she is…

I don’t mind looking at her massive sloppy tits, but I don’t think she should be getting paid the millions she gets paid to show her tits…

But then again, I have no power, no control, so I might as well just accept it and go along with it…even though it is horrible.


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Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

12

Jun

Fitness Model Michelle Lewin Does the Black Tape Project of the Day

The black tape project is some high concept art project that I guess involves dressing girls up in black electrical tape, which I guess when styled by artists is far more fashionable that the tape I usually use on girls, duct tape, but that’s usually only temporary, you know to keep the screams in…and sometimes, if they are really feisty, to prevent running away or clawing at my sexual advances..

I’m joking people, I don’t use tape, rope is far better and the roofies usually keeps the screams down.

I’m joking people, I’m believe in chivalry and no sex before marriage. Rape is for prison.

Her name is Michelle Lewin, I have no idea who she is, but here she is wearing black tape and it’s hot.

Posted in:Michelle Lewin

2013

12

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just woke up…I blame drinking all fucking day and more importantly having no reason to get up…not because I am depressed and want to die, even if I feel like I am dying, but because I’m semi retired/ unemployed and this is how we do things..

Here are a few morning links to start the day…

Kanye West is Cheating with This…..
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Hot Girls in Glasses
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Jackie Chan is Up To Insanity….
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Dog Helps Wheelchair-Bound Owner – Awesome
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Robots Are Taking Over Japan
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The Worst Amanda Bynes Photoshop Fails
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Dogs Vs Citrus
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Car Strikes 2 Pedestrians….
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Hot Tits Posing in a Hot Night Gown of the Day
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

11

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t use condoms. I use legally changing my name and moving to another country never to be heard from again, I mean I would if I wasn’t impotent.

What I do know is that every time I stick my dick in a girl, an angel dies.

Here are some stepLINKS….

A Whole Lot of Pics of a Hot Black Chick
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Rachel Uchitel’s in a Bikini
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Game of Thrones Chick Sibel Kekille was a German Pornstar – Here are Some of her Porn Clips (NSFW)
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Melissa Satta Bikini Pics
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Jeep VS Swimming Pool
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Olivia Munn is a Whore I Generally Like to Ignore
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Basketball Bunny….
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Katherine Webb in a Bikini to Celebrate Her Boyfriend Cheating on Her
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20 Funny Pet Store Signs
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Ass Fuck Time Who’d You Rather? Celebrity or Model?
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Katie Holmes Dressed Crazy
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Hot Girls in Glasses
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Olivia Munn Half Naked
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Drunk Protestor Gets Knocked the Fuck Out
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Karina Jelinek Hot Bikini Candids
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I Added Some More Hot Pics of Karlie Kloss for Vogue Turkey
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Veronika London
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7 Legendary Fictional Characters Inspired By Real People
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Dog Refuses TO Share Water With a Tiger
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Soul Calibur Girls in Cosplay
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Hipsters Dressed Like Jackie from Roseanne – HILARIOUS
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Kendall Jenner Wants to Quit the Kardashians…
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Penelope Cruz is the Next Bond Girl.
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Fan Dives Into Bushes for the Baseball
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Careful, Obama Is Now Checking Your Emails…
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The New The Hobbit Trailer
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Girls Showing Off Thigh Gap
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Ariana Grande’s Ass in Leggings
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Hayden Panettiere Hates her Cellulite – To Celebrate Her Cellulite – Here are Pics of It
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Cat Special Forces
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Selena Gomez Looks Horrible
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Claudia Schiffer Not in a Bikini on the Beach
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Teen Mom Farrah is Going to Business School – To Get a Degree in the Business of Sucking Dick
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Edward Snowden’s Girlfriend
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Brad Pitt Posing With Fans
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Kate Hudson on the BEach
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Game of Thrones Chick Sibel Kekille was a German Pornstar – Here are Some of her Porn Clips (NSFW)
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Chick Masturbating in the Living Room
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This Beer Pong Pussy is my Favorite.
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Perfect Webcam Amateur on Cam
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Outdoor Sex
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Fine Young Amateurs
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Cam Girl Camera Tricks
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Lesbians Eating Each Other Out on the Bus
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Today in Hijab Sex
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Excuse Me Miss – There is Cum on Your Glasses
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Playboy’s Best of Naked Redheads
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3 Fingers 1 Pussy
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Get Your Bitch a Stripper Pole and Make Her Work for Your in the Privacy of Your Own Home
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Cam Girls Are the Future…
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The Best Big Boy Toys Your Woman Will Love in the Game
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

11

Jun

Naked Subway Man Is the Best Thing On the Internet Ever of the Day

I have no idea what is happening in this video, but a girl gets assaulted by a crazed naked dude who does hand stands on turnstiles, and despite all the tears, I found great joy in this….

I mean he’s just a misunderstood crazy person, just looking for hugs and a good old fashioned acrobatic workout….rollin around on the floor, having a good old fashioned time…

The world’s gone nuts…and it’s a lot of fun.

Posted in:Videos