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2013

11

Jun

Naked Thai Army Training Seems Normal of the Day

I just came across this video – and it is safe to say that Thai Army training is the gayest kind of training any army has.

I mean the regular army likes to keep the homosexual grinding to their days off while they have a hooker in the room to make the whole thing less gay.

I wonder what they are testing them for? I’m thinking to screen the men who will work as army nurses from those they send out to fight.

I mean I think is more to do with Thai sex tourism than army training, maybe the whole army thing is just for fetishes…

Either way, weird as fuck.

Posted in:Videos

2013

11

Jun

Urban Outfitters Perverted Summer Camp Campaign of the Day

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Urban Outfitters has gone creepy. They have decided to do an erotic shoot of girls in camp. If you know anything about camp, it is a highly sexual experience for teenagers who have no parents supervising, many first blow jobs are given in camp, many experimentation with circle jerks, and group sex happen at camp, but the average age of people on camp grounds is probably around 15…you know councillors by 17…and working a real job that pays more than 3000 dollars for an entire summer by 18….

The models are Gabby Westbrook and Nadine Leopold and here they are posing in bikinis and shit while pretending to be 15 in some Urban Outfitters perversion…that I bet you would like…because camp is usually hard to escape from making it good for your kind of predator….

Posted in:stepFASHION

2013

11

Jun

Football Player Attacks Dog in the Worst Video of the Day

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This may be the worst video you will see all day….I mean maybe I just think it is because I am a dog owner and my dog is probably the only thing I like in this cold evil world.

You see dogs are loyal, sweet and loving, and funny to look at and watch. They bring joy and entertainment in an otherwise empty life, and they’d never fuck you over by instinct, unless their masters fucked with their minds, because humans are evil…

Especially this guy, who grabbed a puppy that was on the field by the neck, and threw it.

He’s the kind of dirty motherfucker, and I am not saying that because he’s hispanic, but because of the way he handles this dog, who I would I like to have a few minutes of time with…to grab him by the fucking neck and slam him into a brick wall a few times….

His name is ENZO JIMENEZ and he’s on my radar as public enemy number 1….

Posted in:Videos

2013

11

Jun

A Whole Lot of Pussy at the Critic Choice Awards of the Day

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Another useless award show happened the other day. It is called the Critic Choice awards, and I am not even going to bother googling the shit to figure out what the concept behind the award show is, I already know, it is designed to celebrate people who already won, you know to give them fiction to fight for, because when you’re at the top, you need to come up with various levels of distinction to separate you from the other people who have already fucking won, otherwise, life would just be boring while sitting on a pile of money and life of luxury. You see these people have shelves in their office to fill with nonsense trophies….and we can’t get in the way of that…at least not the professional critics, who are behind this shit.

In attendance were – Malin Akerman, Miranda Cosgrove, Diane Kruger, Carly Chaikin, Kaley Cuoco, Maria Menounos, Emmy Rossum and we’ve got the pics….

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Posted in:Events

2013

11

Jun

Adam “Pacman” Jones Punches a Girl in the Face of the Day

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If you can turn yourself away from the compelling loving couple in the middle of the surveillance camera frame, you know getting lost in the story of a typical dude trying to pick up a girl while smoking a cigarette outside the bar…I mean who are they, and what is their story….

You will see Pacman Jones hit a woman after a woman comes at him with a bottle….

It happened in Cincinnati, it happens at the 1 minute mark, Pacman has since turned himself in, but claims he was acting in self defence.

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2013

11

Jun

Hayden Panettiere Has the Best Body According to US Weekly of the Day

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Seems like breast implants make all the difference for a bitch…from weird thick body to the best body according to a magazine that has not journalistic integrity because it is paid for and run by the Hollywood machine, whether it is PR people, or the studios who make these people famous….

So the life lesson of the day is, if you’re tits are disproportionate, you can pay to fix them, and the world will celebrate you the way you always wanted to be celebrated….at least that’s what I’ve learned from these feature. Thanks US Weekly for making girls feel inadequate.

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2013

11

Jun

Jennifer Lawrence Still Looking Naked on Set of the Day

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I went to a party this past weekend to stalk Jennifer Lawrence. She’s filming X-Men in Montreal, and according to these pictures, she’s in body paint, and looking hotter than ever.

Unfortunately, we didn’t have the chance to meet, or have sex, like I know she wanted, because she got in a fight with one of her co-stars and ended up storming out of the party….which was a bit of a bummer for me…because I like to believe I had a chance…

I mean don’t all famous Oscar winners want to have unprotected sex with dirty perverts who have the hottest blog no one has ever heard of? You know because celebrities are crazy and do crazy things.

I guess not…but at least I can jerk off to her pics…

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2013

11

Jun

Yana Tarabukina Hot in a Bikini of the Day

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Yana Tarabukina is some low level model…who I have a lot of hope for…at least based on her bikini pics for whatever the fuck this is for.

She’s Russian, she’s not a male order bride, but should be, and I blame the fall of communism for that. You know opening up the country, and letting their babes walk the earth freely, has made owning their babes pretty fucking hard to pull off…cuz all the good ones are making a living getting half naked…or peeing on webcam for perverts like me….

What could have been Yana Tarabukina….what could have been…if only Russia stuck to their fucking guns….

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2013

11

Jun

Gracie Carvalho in a Some Victoria’s Secret Catalog Shots of the Day

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Here is the token ethnic girl for Victoria’s Secret. You see, because they have to Her name is Gracie Carvalho…I like that she’s got the word “HO” in her name, just because it makes me laugh, even if it means nothing. I am easily entertained, like a hamster, just put a half naked chick in front of me and I can stare at the shit for hours, even though girls on my Facebook don’t like hearing it when I tell them that I stared at their pics all fucking night, and I mean it. I have low testosterone, I need to really commit to cum to their vacation photos…..

All this to say, Victoria’s Secret catalog pics fucking suck, they are boring, they are photoshopped, there are no hard nipples or pussy lip slips, but I’ll still look at em as a memory of a time when I jerked off to the catalog before the internet…

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2013

11

Jun

Kendall Jenner Sleazes Up Instagram Of the Day

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If you’re like me, and have the capacity to see past the fact that this chick is a Kardashian…you know thanks to being 17, half naked, thin, and built like a model…then these pics are for you…

There’s something really vapid and useless about a girl who has all the money and connections in the world, who only wants one thing, and that is to be a Victoria’s Secret model, something that based on some of the Victoria’s Secret choices, is bound to happen….

You know she could choose to be anything, from a Doctor to saving AIDS Babies in Africa, but all she wants is to be half naked in a bikini…

Genius.

At least for those of us who like girls who like being in bikinis and are willing to do anything to get it, like practice for social media.

The whole thing is pretty horrible, but then again, she’s a Kardashian, that’s kinda their thing.