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2013

11

Jun

Barbara Palvin Hot for El Pais Semanal of the Day


I think it is safe to say that 19 year old Hungarian model, who miraculously, isn’t working at a dairy farm in Hungary like you’d expect most 19 year old Hungarians to be doing, but is instead an international model, is looking her best in these pics….

I don’t know what “El Pais Semanal” is, I just know they took an otherwise uneventful looking girl, who has managed international modelling success for whatever reason, and slut her out proper.

This is by far the best we’ve seen her, and for that we must celebrate….not that we wouldn’t celebrate if she was in a fucking snow suit, the whole fact she’s 19, for perverts like us, makes her worth a fuck, even if she was 50 pounds heavier and missing teeth…

Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2013

11

Jun

Lily Aldridge in Some Victoria’s Secret Catalog Shots of the Day


Lily Aldridge is really not that hot. I am looking at these pics, that are photoshopped from the latest Victoria’s Secret Catalog and her face and body are not all that great. I mean this is Victoria’s Secret, and she’s holding down the whole team, you know a roster of amazingness, is only as strong as the weakest link.

Sure her body isn’t fat, it’s kinda ripped in a good way, she’s a Victoria’s Secret model, all she has to do is stay fit…but that face, it is hard, it has fake lips, it’s just fucking bullshit, bullshit that I can only assume came from fucking the right guy in a band, like the serial groupie she is, or maybe just knowing the right people…

All this to say, she doesn’t deserve it, and here are her pics to prove it.

Posted in:Lily Aldridge

2013

11

Jun

Chanelle Hayes in the NUTS Big Brother Uncensored Issue of the Day

NUTS UK always release the most ridiculous articles, that for some reason are borderline genius, because they are so simple in nature. Like this one to promote Big Brother, by posting the hottest Nude scenes from Big Brother, because really that’s the only reason to watch big brother. Then they throw in some hot titty models, like Chanelle Hayes and the other one, and it becomes a glorious package in the form of a magazine, that is probably worth buying, and definitely worth advertising in, because it cuts through the bullshit…

No I am not admitting I am a fan, I just respect their hustle…and here are some pics from the latest issue, you will like.

Posted in:NSFW

2013

11

Jun

Xenia Deli Modelling Underwear of the Day


The best deli meat around is in the panties of Xenia Deli, but unfortunately she’s been cast by Victoria’s Secret, instead of some obscure porn producer who has her spreading her vagina for the internet, because Victoria’s Secret photoshops the vagina definition in her panties, making her deli meat just a figment of my imagination, which in some cases, especially during a herpes outbreak, is a better look for panty meat…

All this to say. She’s lovely, making moves, and I support her decision to go corporate. Support, I am sure she doesn’t give a fuck about..

Posted in:Xenia Deli

2013

11

Jun

Charlotte Carey is Naked for Fashion and Art of the Day


Charlotte Carey is a signed model who hasn’t done that much work yet, she’s probably young or new to the game, at least that’s what I am going to assume based on having never heard of her, and more importantly, these artistic nudes that you know she got done for her portfolio, to land more substantial gigs, because more substantial gigs help pay for the model lifestyle filled with cocaine and luxury.

It’s a competitive industry, and she who shows her fashionable hipster bush, usually stands a better chance than the model who is less about being naked in pictures, because they were raised to think that shit could ruin careers not make careers, but as we all know, it is all about motherfucking context.

If these pics were for a pornographer, she’d never be the face of any brand…but since they are in black and white, they can be used to get her a gig for any brand.

The world is a bunch of fucking hypocrites but at least it involves staring at her tits, because model tits are my favorite.

Posted in:Charlotte Carey|NSFW

2013

11

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I did an experiment last night. I asked between 10 and 100 chicks I never talk to but happen to be Facebook friends with “What are you Wearing”…

Every single one of them assumed I was trying to be perverted, like asking a girl about her jeans or period stained sweat pants she’s watching GIRLS in, is hot….because no girls I know sit around in fucking fetish gear.

Maybe I just wanted to know what they were wearing…because I care about fashion…..as I masturbated…

Not everything I do is perverted….just 98 percent of it.

Here are some morning links…

25 Best Comedy All-Star Casts in Movies
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How About Some Tramp Stamps
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Woman Parking Her Car Like a Star
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Dumb and Dumber Sequel Dropped!
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I love this chick going nuts over not getting a receipt…
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Bastard Killer Whale AKA Sea Panda Stealing Fish
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Beer Pong The Vagina Version – AMAZING
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Everyone Wants Gays to Marry – This Gay Wants a Divorce – Cuz Marriage is Unnatural vfor Gays and When They Are Finally Allowed to Have It – They Realize it.
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Some Chick Named Alessia Tedeschi in a Bikini
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32 Goofy Girls Acting Goofy
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Hot Pussy Pic of the Day
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Justene Jaro is Sexy in Leather!
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Supergirl Cosplayers Who Will Make You a Man of Steal
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Olivia Munn in Flare
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This is the best place to fall in love…and by love I mean jerk off….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

10

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day


I spent half my day watching girls workout. It’s hot out and I can’t help but stare at skimpy booty shorts in a park doing squats. If anything, I’m getting nervous that they are catching onto my creeping, you know and not liking the fact that I have sex with them in my mind, or that I ask them to go deeper, or question what situations they think rape is acceptable, because I may have to get an alibi, or stage a reason to be there every day at the same time other than sitting on the bench next to them staring, like actually trying to work out on my own, and as man who gets out of breath and breaks a sweat sitting, I think I’ll just move back into my shitty home to watch internet smut, there’s less chance of getting arrested.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Scarlett Johansson’s Selfie for Instagram
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Racist Lady at Dunkin Donuts Scene.
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Meet the Racist Chick at Dunkin Donuts – Who Has a Business Degree, Likes Piss in her Fries, and Wants to go to Mars to Blow Up ARabs.
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Death Metal Clarinet
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I Wanna Fuck Karlie Kloss in this One Piece
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Olivia Munn is WET for a Magazine
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Hot Chick Baseball Game Fail…
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Louisa Lytton Pissed Herself in her Bikini
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Dude Sends a Chick a Dick Pic – She Forwards It to His Mom…
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Petra Benova Hot in Her Bikini
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The Ultimate “FIGHT ME” Prank.
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Asian Driving His Lazyboy…..WTF?
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Mila KUnis and Ashton Kutcher – Tonguing.
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This Greek Chick Has an Insanely Amazing Ass and it is in a Thong.
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Throwback Jessica Alba Bikini Pic…
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Pippa Middleton Getting Her Whore Ass Grabbed. Sex Tape Pending.
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Granny Gets Down in Ibizia
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Jayden James Strips…
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Amy Adams See Through in Elle
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Rosie Huntington Whitely Fondling Her Ass
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Nude Oil Wrestling..
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Hot Nudist
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Kate Upton Turned 21 – It’s All Down Hill From here – He Are Her Best Pics
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Jordana Brewster in Shorts
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Girls With Massive Tits
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Rihanna is Just in a T-Shirt and I Like It.
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60 Second Tribute to POST SEX Moments in Movies – Compilation
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Amy Smart Titty on the Set of Crank 2
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Beyonce Showing Off her GUNT
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Bieber Fan Throws Her Bra on Stage
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Here’s a Girl Singing Rihanna Better Than Rihanna
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Amazing Ass on the BEach
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Man Saves a Toddlers Life
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Busty Bikini Girl Can’t Dance
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Come At Me Pigs..FAIL….
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What Do You Have in Those Panties?
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Some Chick Named Brooke Vincent is in a Retro Bikini
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Amy Adams is Wet for Interview
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These Girls Have GAP
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Ciara GETS SERVED….on stage. Hilarious….
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Throwback Selena Gomez Slutty Video Pics
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Katherine Webb Pokies
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Never Tease an Alligator
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If You Are a Chick Answer This
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Girl Spreads Her Pussy Wide
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Hot Lesbian Ass Sniffing.
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Today in Shitting Porn
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Curvy Girl Loves The Cock
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2 Chubby Girls 1 Cock
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Hot Girl Naked on Cam…I Love Cam Girls
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Cam Girls Are the Future…
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The Best Big Boy Toys Your Woman Will Love in the Game
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My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

10

Jun

Bar Refaeli Taking a Piss of the Day

Look at Bar Refaeli being funny.

I guess it’s her Jewish sense of Comedy….

You know, a real Gary Shandling or Mel Brooks, Joan Rivers or Groucho Marx, Billy Crystal or Jackie Mason, Gilda Radner or Bette Midler, Woody Allen or Adam Sandler, Seinfeld or Larry David, Gilfred Godfrey or Bob Sagget, you get what I am saying here, Jewish people are funny, but for some reason, this joke is less about making me laugh and more about being totally erotic.

Anything that involves a bitch in a men’s washroom at a bar or club, whether she’s getting gang banged, or throat fucked, or simulating pissing in a urinal or actually pissing in a urinal, excites me, but then again, sluts excite me, especially when pissing even if they pretend it’s squirt, like the old lady I saw in slutty clothes with a wet spot on her skirt the other day, now I don’t like old ladies, but I do like leaks in their vagina area.

Here’s a thick bitch clowning…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2013

10

Jun

Hayden Panettiere Does the Emily Ratakowski of the Day

In the event you don’t remember the unrated “Blurred Lines” video for a song by Alan Thicke Jr and Pharrell Williams, here it is:

Well, Hayden Panettiere, decided to jump into the mix and do some awkward dancing like my favorite set of tits I write poetry for, even though she pretends I don’t exist, as most people do with their creepy stalkers….

She tried to twerk….because twerking is the future of white people dances, even though the darks have been doing it forever…

And I’m into it, but only because it reminds me of the day Emily Ratatatatatatatakowski and I first met, I mean she wasn’t actually there, but pictures of her tits were, and it’s been pretty consuming ever since, I mean as consuming as an ADD ridden pervert who likes all pussy, can be….

It is about 3 minutes in.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2013

10

Jun

Rihanna is Braless in Paris of the Day


Rihanna is so worldly…so cultured….from teen hooker…to globetrotter, using her riches for the benefit of no one but herself and her entourage, fuck the starving kids in Africa, if they want this level of fame and fortune, they can go out and suck dick like they were Rihanna to get it. There’s no handouts here motherfuckers.

But there are nipples. thanks to a tight shirt and no bra, something I like to look at , intensely, until the girl gets uncomfortable about the shit, and puts a sweater on, every time I come across it….or on it…if I’m quick enough.


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Posted in:Rihanna