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2013

10

Jun

Babes at the Spike TV Guys Choice Awards of the Day





Alba, Katherine Webb, Jennifer Aniston, Kaley Cuoco and a few other women who don’t matter showed up to an event that doesn’t matter, probably because they were paid.

That’s not to say that SPIKE TV hasn’t revolutionized TV, oh right, they haven’t…if anything I am surprised they even have their own channel, and people advertise on it, cuz I don’t know one original show of theirs, and I don’t know one person who ever mentioned running home for sunday night on SPIKE like they do with other cable channels…

Making their award show, just a pile of shit that doesn’t matter, that no one cares about, that mean nothing, and that are essentially just “going through the motions”…because having an award show is fun, with as much warrant as me hosting an award show in my basement for my sex dolls, only at my award show, Alba, Aniston and Cuoco don’t show up, but the good news is that I can tape their picture on anything I want before fucking it to shreds…


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Posted in:Events

2013

10

Jun

Bregje Heinen Hot for Some Magazine Called SCHON #21 of the Day


Bregje Heinen is one of my favorite models with a name that sounds like throwing up, or being gagged by a cock, like this was fucking prison and I was given no choice. You know a angelic sound that will haunt you for life that comes straight from the depth of your throat…. BREGJE ….BREGJE…

The fact is that who cares what her fucking name is, most bitches are nameless, and names are just a way to catalog them in your phone to make your sexting more convenient and to help you separate the cunts from the CUNT…if you know what I mean…

Unfortunately, none of the girls in my phone are BREGJE HEINEN cuz if they were, I would feel as though I fuckin made it. And I guess we couldn’t have that, now could we…just endless failure for this motherfucker….

Posted in:Bregje Heinen

2013

10

Jun

Maria Menounos Bikini Birthday Party of the Day

Maria Menounos celebrated her 35th birthday cuz she’s old as fuck, and in celebrating her 35th birthday party she got into a bikini top because I guess she didn’t get the memo that no one wants to see a 35 year old in a fucking bikini. There’s this thing that happens at 34, where a bikini becomes off limits, no matter how fit a bitch is, but for some reason ,bitches never follow that rule. Not that I’m complaining, I look at any disaster in a bikini, I’m just looking out for her best interest, you know if I don’t let her know she’s old as fuck, no one will, cuz being on TV means everyone around you just sucks your dick all day and makes shit delusional…

At least she covered up her greek vagina (ass), by wearing shorts, because usually the ass is the first to start melting.


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Posted in:Maria Menounos

2013

10

Jun

Rihanna’s Instagram Fashion Show of the Day

Rihanna played dress-up for Instagram, modeling some bullshit, popping her booty, doing what she does, and I am just bummed that I’m looking at her clothed bum and not pics of her spread asshole.

You see, there’s something magical about a real deal exhibitionist slut. especially when they don’t need to be exhibitionists cuz they make money, have money, and just do it for fun.

While, a cock tease in tight clothes is just a fucking bummer.

But I’ll post the pics anyway, I got nothing else going on.

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

10

Jun

Nude Internet Model Arrested for Public Nudity Pics of the Day

Here is the story.

An internet model who runs one of those teen model sites you may or may not remember from the early 2000s, before cam girls and everyday girls on facebook existed, got arrested for public nudity, but not just any nudity, nudity at a Catholic school…Lincoln Pius X campus…a school she once went to, reminding us that Catholic School girls are naughty, posing on the school’s football field, her leg hanging in front of the school’s motto — “Restore All Things in Christ” — and with a crucifix dangling. Cuz Catholic girls are “freaks”. I used to bang one who would read the bible while I did her from behind, and another one who would fuck religious artifacts, like crucifixes and statues of Mary and shit. Weird.

Apparently she was charged with Public Nudity, because the law in Nebraska, where she is from, states that women are not allowed to show their nipples.

It’s obviously a publicity stunt, that’s why I don’t really care about the story, the models name, but someone emailed me the pics, and I like naked pics, so here they are.

Posted in:NSFW|stepNEWS

2013

10

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with drinking too much…is passing out, even if that’s not a real problem, but welcomed.

This was a weekend that could have been full of fun and adventure, if I managed to stalk Jennifer Lawrence, who is in town, properly. Rather than showing up late to the party she was at, only to find out she got in a fight with one of her X-Men costars, and stormed out like a brat. Perfect opportunity for me to seduce her, if I wasn’t passed out on my floor trying to get nudes from internet girls.

I’ll try harder to be a hollywood crackhead instead of just a crackhead next time, so long as there is a next time.

Here are some morning links….

Big Titty Women…Posing.
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Scarlett Johansson’s Fat Hangs Over Her Knees
GO

Topless Photo You Don’t Want to See
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This Week in Celebrity Birthdays
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Russian Windshield Wiper Hack
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Supercharged Mobility Scooters
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A Whole Lot of Hand Bras
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Natalia Vodianova is one of the Hottest
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

07

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been tame the last few years, sure I still drink but I don’t do damage, if anything I am a hermit.

I have decided to leave my house and get some adventures going.

Fingering on the dance floor is bound to happen.

Follow the TWITTER FEED – that’s where I’ll be making myself famous, my legacy, you know leaving my mark on the world, one herpes sore at a time…until they delete me like I never happened.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Pete Wentz is Having Sex With This Chick Meagan Camper in a Bikini
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Kim Kadashian Fat Pregnant Tits Scare Me
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Babes Taking Selfies in Front of the Mirror
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Emma Watson Almost Quit Acting After Harry Potter
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Miss USA Bukini madness
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Rude Llama Spits in Faces
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I Have been Trying to Bang Ashley Sky Since Before She Was Naked on the Internet
GO

Some Hot Bitch in Elle Vietnam
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If Everyone Laughed Like Ricky Gervais
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Kristina Rhianoff has a TIGHT UPSKIRT
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Hayden Panettiere Got Herself Some Pokies Bor
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Her Name is Amanda Crew and She’s Naked in CRAZY KIND OF LOVE – WORD
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Boy Owns Some Chick Trying to Catch a Baseball
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More Kate Upton Huge Tits on Set
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Let’s Stop Bras from Happening…
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Some Topless Shopping…
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Today in Topless Activism.
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Miley Cyrus Reflects on her Image….She’s Better When She Doesn’t Talk
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Bar Refaeli Legs at some Tel Aviv X-Factor Shit
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The Fate of 11 Of Our Favorite Childhood Crushes
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Some Alessandra Ambrosio Tight Pants
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The 25 Best Shooting Guards in NBA History
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Big Tits VS Skipping GIF
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Russian Girl Eats a Raw Onion
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Teen Mom is on Probation and Not Allowed to Drink
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Erin Heatherton’s Red Carpet Booty
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Marilyn Manson Putting Paris Jackson on his Guest List at FUture Shows is Hilarious
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This Made me Laugh – Never Trust Obnoxiously Happy People
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart…
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Christina Hendricks Hides Them Tits
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Don’t Tell These Girls How CLothes Work
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Racist Bitch on the Bus
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A Whole Lot of Naked/Topless Actresses Over the Years…
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Some Babe Tries to fix Her Car – Ends up Stripping.
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Hot Greek Celeb in a One Piece Bathing Suit
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Toy Collector Doesn’t Realize One of His Toes is a Sex Toy
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Today in Barbershop Quartets…
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Bruno Mars Killed His Mother or Something?
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Cameron Diaz – No Pants
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Sexy GIFs That Will Help You Understand the Laws of Physics
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Jerking Off is Legal in Denmark and These Jackass Kids Take Advantage of It in Video…
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Hot Nude Chick in Lingerie
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Motorcycle Leap Frog Fail
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Naked Chick on a Motorbike
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Claudia Romani in a Skimpy Bikini
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Taylor Swift Hot Pantyline…
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Soiled Mattress of the Day
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Hot to Not Demolish a House…LOLZ
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Elsa Pataky Has an Amazing Booty
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Hot Blonde Milf Gets Fucked
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Cam Girl Fucks a Hairbrush
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Weird Asian Torture and Hanging Scene from a Movie…
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Top 5 Smutty GIFS
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Dude Banging his Stepsister – Really?
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Egyptian Porn is a Wonder of the World…Like the Pyramids
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Amateur in Pigtails Loves the Cock
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Indian Amateur Gets Fucked
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Chick Fucks Herself with a Cucumber
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Good Disguise Amateur Porn Chick
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Cam Girls Are the Future…
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The Best Big Boy Toys Your Woman Will Love in the Game
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My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
GO

Watch Live Sports!!
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Listen to this 6 Hour Dancehall Mix – It’s Not 7 Hours But It’s GOOD.
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

07

Jun

Brandi Glanville Flashes Her Mom Pussy of the Day

This is one part disgusting, one part amazing, and really only disgusting because of her freakish face that got Homewrecked by Leann Rimes, and the skin of her legs hanging off her knees like bitch is in her 60s….the pussy itself is a pussy….and pussy should always be celebrated, no matter how dirty, or dead it may be. I mean if you’re like me the only model pussy you’ll ever fuck will be at the scene of an accident before the cops show up if you’re lucky.

UPDATE: After staring at her stubbly but bald enough twat, I am impressed with the fact that she has an inny. I think it’s probably cuz she’s an old lady and unlike the 25 and under year olds I fuck with, the clits and inner lips aren’t sticking their tongue out at us, you know thanks to the hormones in the food.

I am into this, but it may be just her bruised up knees and plastic face in facial stance. I’ve seen this porn already…goldigger.

What these women won’t do for attention is very little….

Posted in:Brandi Glanville|NSFW

2013

07

Jun

Pole Dance Demo from Some Champs Video of the Day

Here’s a video from Exxxotica of a pole dance demo, that inspired me to spend part of the night at a stripclub last night…

It reminded me that I love strippers, and don’t know why I ever forget how much I loved them strippers, because with the internet, I figured who needs them, but turns out that I need them…or at least their pole dancing…because that shit impresses the hell out of me..

Seriously, girls don’t even need to get naked for me to look on with excitement, to see their acrobatics. I’m almost tempted to audit a pole dance school…

The good news is you don’t need to be a broken girl with daddy issues looking for easy money with no internet savvy.

Thanks to people like THEPOLEDANCINGSHOP and X-POLE …you can master the art of pole dance at home…or you can get one for your girl to make life a hell of a lot better for you…

Seriously…it will change your life…

Here’s the VINE Part 1

Part 2


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Posted in:Videos

2013

07

Jun

Lady Gaga Swallowing Her Face and Throwing it Back U in her Bikini of the Day

Lady Gaga got into a bikini, like a normal, to remind you that Lady Gaga lives, not that her living is a good thing, but whatever, she’s in a bikini anyway…

Thanks to her weak chin, she looks like she’s trying to swallow her neck, or just about to puke, probably from looking at herself in the mirror..

She looks like a young Bette Midler, which in the event you haven’t seen Bette Midler, is not a good thing, ever, under any circumstance, ever.


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Posted in:Lady Gaga