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2013

07

Jun

Daisy Lowe Tits for Free People June Campaign of the Day

I am all for girls who are neglected by their bio dads, because their bio dads are too busy having sex with trannies to take responsibility for your slut of mom’s rockstar fucking without a condom decision making, until paternity tests are forced on him and he’s gotta claim his girl as his own, when she’s all grown up, so he gets her modelling work to shut her up and make up for his neglect.

Especially when they are high profile and their stepmother who hates them is Gwen Stefani. You know a case of a biological ruining her dream life situation…

Fucked up extended families and the troubled girls who are part of it are my jam.

It makes for real sluts….and motherfuckers, I love sluts.

Daisy Lowe is a serious babe, who we’ve seen TOPLESS , NAKED and in PLAYBOY …

If I was her dad, I’d pretend I wasn’t her dad like Gavin Rossdale too, it would make having sex with her less frowned upon by society…less creepy, in a so wrong it’s amazing way.

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2013

07

Jun

Rihanna’s Lap Dance Video of the Day

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I into Rihanna in a one piece giving a lap dance to one of her fans…and not because he looks like a Russian homosexual as he sings along to he songs…but because she’s actually simulating sex with the dude, I’m talking thrown him down and grinding him hard, in what is almost pornographic and reminiscent of her days as a 15 year old Hooker at the Barbados Karaoke bar for white people, it was the key to her being able to afford her POLO from the duty free shop in Bridgetown, before extorting and being scooped up by the entertainment industry….

Seriously, she does this like a pro, and the one fail, is that it’s part of a million dollar making show, on a 100 million dollar tour, with no hope of this ever happening at the local strip club…bummer, but the video’s good enough for foreplay, cuz it’s hot as fuck…

Let’s hope her 16 year old fans are practicing this at home on their teddy bears, because it is the gateway to Teen pregnancy…my favorite.

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2013

07

Jun

Emily Ratakowski Amazing Twitter Pic of the Day

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Emily Ratakowski is a model who is on the cusp of being a porn slut, in a good way, not in an actual porn slut who is broken, with daddy issues and drug addiction, trying to get ahead, because she doesn’t actually fuck on camera, she just gets naked all the fucking time, I’ve seen her vagina more than I’ve seen my mom’s vagina and my mom was a hooker and we had a studio apartment…sure my mom died when I was a kid, but in those 5 years her vagina was exposed 90 percent of the time, okay maybe my mom vagina reference wasn’t a good one, and maybe I’ve seen Emity RATATATATATTATAATKOWSKI’s vagina because I tattooed in on my brain, you know printed up pictures of it and wall papered my bedroom with it…you know maybe cuz I’m staring at it right now, because it is perfect…and so is Emily, that is why I have fallen in love with her, and can’t look at any other girl, at least not right now, when staring this twitter pic, because she’s got me trapped, sucked in and willing to sign my life over to her. Seriously. I’d do more than just write love songs for her, I’d even hide in her basement to surprise her when she’s sleeping, to sing them to her. She’s that good.

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2013

07

Jun

Taylor Swift’s Weird CMA Portrait Porn of the Day

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I don’t know why I suddenly have a boner for Taylor Swift. I think it’s just because I like sluts, whether they are girls pulling out their tits in the club, or showing me the sandwich in her panties at the deli, or even when they are going home with strangers to suck their dick, as their boyfriends as at home, sluts just excite me.

I guess it’s partially to do with regular girls not being able to control their basic animalistic need to get knocked up, because a girl who can’t control her urges to get a dick inside her, is usually a lot of fun to hang out with

And partially because I like seeing reality, instead of these Taylor Swift wholesome acts, that you know behind closed doors, involve licking asshole while jerking dudes off, that we’ll never hear or find out about, because she only lets the public know about the multiple boyfriends she has sex with more than once…and there’s already been a lot of those.

You see, I know girls who bang a different dude everyday, some who bang a different dude every month, and people call them sluts, while Taylor Swift pretends they are her boyfriend to be more media friendly, but still gets at least 12 cocks a year….

Meaning the truth behind these pictures tell me a story I can masturbate to, coupled with the fact that she’s not fat, rich and famous, makes her porn to me.

Here she is performing….

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2013

07

Jun

Michella Cruz is Fit for Blue Beach Sports of the Day

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Here’s some fitness inspiration for you fat fucks who don’t believe in the benefits of fitness, when fitness, theoretically involves girls who look like this, but for some reason never does, at least not when I used to creep on gyms to try to get in the locker room, because apparently, gyms are where fat girls go with some fantasy of looking like this one day, and not where girls who look like this go.

Her name is Michella Cruz, I have no idea who she is, what she does, where she’s from, or why she’s modelling, but I do know she’s got a banging’ body, that I wouldn’t mind working up a sweat lickin her clean after a good sweat, like an after gym shower, but with my mouth, not that me working up a good sweat is anything remarkable, I’m sweating right now, just sitting. We call this workout “near death”….

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2013

07

Jun

Sophie Simmons Side Tit in the Hot Tub of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is Gene Simmons’ fat daughter, who I guess is less fat, at least based on her back, because why the fuck wouldn’t she be fit, she’s got access to all the money in the world and all it takes is hiring a fucking trainer to whip her into shape on her schedule in her home gym.

I don’t think back’s are all that hot, but in Sophie Simmons case, it’s better to stare at her back, you know, like one of those busted girls you bring home when drunk, if you ever bring girls home when drunk, who you just want to bang out and not have to face, so you just slam her from behind….

You know, who will come up to you a few months later, and you have no idea who the gremlin talking to you is, until she turns around, and shows you the back of her head, making her all of a sudden substantially hotter…

I call those “worth a fuck from behind” girls…and Sophie Simmons happens to be one of them, and knows it, and that’s why she’s posting it to the internet….

Unless you’re a KISS fan and only in it for Gene Simmons merch, in which case, you’ll take all of her from every angle.

Here’s the pic.

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2013

07

Jun

Kate Upton Spilling Out of her Shirt cuz She’s Sloppy of the Day

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Kate Upton is overrated because of these tits, tits that look pretty sloppy, and that they should belong on a fat girl, which is convenient, because Kate Upton will be a fat girl soon, it’s just a matter of time, and the hormones in her food haven’t fully fucked her up yet, she’s riding the benefit them, as dudes everywhere celebrate her grocery bag filled with jello tits.

I prefer my tits, at least the ones I pay girls to let me touch, to have a little more perkiness to them, but I get what Judd Apatow is doing here, she’s hyped, she’s loved, this is her first movie role, and acting is a joke that requires no talent, so why not take advantage, before she’s Eating Gilbert Grape, if you know what I mean.

I like how Leslie Mann looks on with excitement, like having sloppy daggers like this is an accomplishment, or a good thing, because small breasted women, like dudes with infant sized penis, envy what they don’t have, even when what they don’t have, is freakish….like Kate Upton.

I’m not a fan, but the pics are pretty funny….I mean she’s in a push-up bra and her tits look like my grannies…while she’s only 19…it’s crazy, just crazy.

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2013

07

Jun

Some Power Rangers in Bikinis of the Day

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I can only assume that you used to masturbate to the Power Rangers, hoping they were girls under the costume and not asian dudes who knew how to karate.

Because you are a fucking pervert and kids shows are your porn.

So you’ll probably have no interest in seeing some of the stars from the Power Rangers, Cristina Masterson the Pink Power Ranger and Ciara Hanna The Yellow Power Ranger in bikinis for social media, because you prefer them in costume…with helmet and all…it is all part of your weirdness.

Posted in:Power Rangers

2013

07

Jun

Kimberly Garner’s Hot Photoshoot in the Park of the Day

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I still don’t care who Kimberly Garner is…and I probably never will. But I don’t mind looking at pictures of her posing in the park in what looks like a one piece bathing suit because she’s the only girl in the UK who is not insulin resistant and who doesn’t gain wait from a diet of potatoes and bread. You know so she didn’t grow into a dumpy pile of shit of a woman, at least not in looks, and more importantly, she’s one of the chosen few who still has her teeth, probably from fucking the one dentist in town to help her make it to this level of stardom…

If you don’t know who Kimberly Garner is, she’s on some UK reality TV shit, if you don’t care who Kimberly Garner is but like all skinny girls in revealing clothes…like me watching the 6 foot tall 100 pound goddess awkwardly dance in a low cut shirt all night…follow the link.

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2013

07

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Just when you thought your life was pure shit, just be happy you’re not this guy…

or this guy….

or these girls…

Here are some morning links…

Kate Uptons Fat Breasts in Motion
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Avril Lavigne in a Dress…
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This is the best place to fall in love…Every Night
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Hot Girls Working Out and Straight Flexing
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The WAGS of the NBA Finals
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Squishy Hand Bras!
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Taiwan Backflip Fail
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Saudi Guy Texing on the Hood of a moving car…
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Olivia Munn Does Esquire
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Cop Saves the Day….for Ducks….Good thing there aren’t rapists and drug dealers molesting children out there.
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Watch Live Sports!!
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