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2013

13

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I think my biological clock is ticking, like the last of my sperms are sending a message to my brain, that despite being a dude, there’s little time left, cuz I just got a boner watching pregnant chicks doing Yoga in the park…and normally I fear the shit….

Here are some stepLINKS…while I cope with this revelation through drink.

Justin Timberlake’s Nose is a Tit
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Kate Upton “Acting” in a bikini
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Girls Who Aren’t in a Bra
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2013 Miss USA Bikini Preliminary Competition
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Massive Flash Flood Video
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The Tonight Show is Changing its Name in 2014
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Beyonce as an Anorexic Model….
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Drunk Girl Ruins Wedding in the Best Possible Way
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Rita Ora Panty Flash!
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All Tough On The Outside, All Pussy On The Inside.
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12 More Reasons Why You Need to Visit Japan
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Nicky Hilton Pokies!
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Get Yourself a Stipper Pole To Have the Best Fucking Entertainment in the GO

5 Modern Problems Superman Can’t Defend
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Kate Upton Gets Ridden Like the Bull that she Is – ON Set
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Kate Middleton is Dressed Horribly
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Crazy Girls at the Russian Clubs
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Hot Bitches Showing Off Their Hot Tan Lines
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Porn for the Ladies -> How To Fold a Shirt in Less Than 2 Seconds
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Some Freak Bitch With the Skinniest Waist Ever
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Ass Fuck. Who’d You Rather? Model or Actor…
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Mia Wasikowska Naked in Stoker
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Are You Taking a Video?
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Ferrari Knocks Every Down…
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Kate Middelton is Having her Baby Under Hypnosis
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I am in love with this ass on the beach…
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Man Calls Police Cuz His Hooker Was Ugly
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Cam With Her Webcams…..
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Idiot Eats a Light Bulb
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What is the Best Cut of Steak
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The Greatest Phone Conversation in Movie History
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Lian Schreuder is a Half Naked Babe
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Miley Making Sex Faces
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Kate Upton Struggles To Contain Her Big Tits In Her Small Bikini
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Letterman Loves Drums
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This Dog is Not The Smartest
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Awesome White Girls Twerks Pantsless
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The Deputy of the CIA is a HUGE Pervert
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The Car Selfie!
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That’s Some Good Shit…Smoked the fuck Out…
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Miley is wearing some CRAZY pants.
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A Really Boring as Fuck Catalog Shoot
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Girl Uses a Drill-Do on Her Friend
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Lesbian Canbibal Fuck Fest
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Hot Blonde Sex
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Some Big Titties Masturbate
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This Girl Bangs a Sex Machine
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REady To Drop Porn!
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Creepy Asian Cam Girl
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Teen Hides Her Panties in a Weird Place
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Hey There Deliliah – I Like The Way You Spread That Pussy
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Multi Tasking Cam Girl!
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Cam Girls Are the Future…
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The Best Big Boy Toys Your Woman Will Love in the Game
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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2013

13

Jun

Kate Upton is a Beached Whale in a White Bikini of the Day

As you may or may not know, 21 year old Kate Upton has seen better days. Unfortunately, pop culture hasn’t really caught onto how fat and weirdly shaped she is, and dudes everywhere thing her sloppy tits, weird hips, and dumpy ass are worth celebrating, making her one of the top paid Swimsuit models that even the fashion magazine are picking up, despite being as boring and horrible looking as she is.

That awkward body needs to be put out to pasture or shot for her meat…you know to feed a starving African village that loves chubby blonde girls with tits.

To me, she represents all that is wrong with hormones in the food. She’s got the obesity gene and despite fighting it off as hard as she can, obesity is winning, and bitch is a fucking bikini model…

I get people like curves, but these aren’t curves, this is like a fat girl who has melted into some kind of sloppy pile….

She’s now getting gigs in movies…it freaks me out…because I just don’t get it… Overrated, but in her defense, ugly chicks get laid too….they even get married…clearly dudes are easy to please but shit still confuses me…and here’s the reason why.


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Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

13

Jun

Erin Heatherton’s Nipple of GQ Germany of the DAy

Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex, Victoria’s Secert model, Erin Heatherton, did a a shoot she’s meant to be doing for GQ Germany, that shows off her model tits.

You see, she makes a lot of money to mosey half naked, there should be a certain percentage of her work that involves her being fully naked, you know to get her the gig in the first place, and to give us something to cross reference when jerking off to her catalog pics…

In fact, Victoria’s Secret, if they were smart, would do a fully nude Catalog once a year, with all their girls spread out like this saying “what happens after you buy your bitch our shitty overpriced made in Bangladesh garbage”…because it would justify their salaries, generate hype, and really give us what we want, instead of forcing us to turn to GQ Germany to get it.

Here are her titties you have seen in a bra….not in a bra…I dig it.

Posted in:Erin Heatherton|NSFW

2013

13

Jun

Reese Witherspoon is Mooning You of the Day

Reese Witherspoon is disgusting…so seeing her brat ass being flashed to the paparazzi like they were the Police and she was being arrested for hard drinking and driving and being an uncooperative cunt, is pretty much up her redneck new money alley, but it’s so unfortunate that it happened, I mean seeing so much lumpy flesh on the street is far past it’s expiration date. In fact, Reese Witherspoon, even at her peak, was a lumpy pile of fleshy shit, but the good news is that unlike sexy clothes on drunk or medicated women, this shit is a surefire rape deterrent, so I am gonna assume that’s what being done here…scientific research, like the clamp/claw/blade female condom that bites unwelcome cock, the hollywood bare ass edition.

Horrible.


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Posted in:Reese Witherspoon

2013

13

Jun

Nadja Bender is Lovely in MUSE of the Day

Nadja Bender some model and I Love Her.

Unfortunately, for this magazine shoot, she is not showing her tits, but she is in a bikini, and like sex with a tranny is the gateway to gay sex, the bikini is the gateway to nude modelling.

Even though, like with all models, she’s already modelled nude and that is why she’s even in this magazine to being with…but that doesn’t change the fact that I’d like to go on a bender eating her pussy like it was a drug…stuffing my face til it was no longer healthy and considered a problem I needed to go to rehab or have an intervention for….

Posted in:Nadja Bender

2013

13

Jun

Amber Heard is Lovely for Malibu Magazine of the Day

I like Amber Heard and not just because she did some home wrecking better than Angelina Jolie, The Montreal Chick Who claims to have fucked Kanye, The Hookers of the Tiger Woods Scandal, because she broke up Johnny Depp and his baby momma with her amazing thin, hot, tight, half lesbian body on the set of The Rum Diaries, where she was in a bikini at least once, and that I’ve watched at least once, because I think she’s great to look at despite how low level and uneventful her fame is…I’d expect more from her!!

I like her cuz she is hot. Here she is in some magazine that doesn’t matter….

Posted in:Amber Heard

2013

13

Jun

Anahi Gonzales is Wearing Mom Bathing Suits of the Day

Anahi Gonzales is not a very famous commercial model who does shoots for bathing suit companies, that unlike most bathing suit companies, are not very hot bathing suits, in fact these are the kind of bathing suit you find on moms at the resort, designed to cover their problem spots like their raped from having kids and loving cake bellies, you know the one piece with extra SPAX elasticity through the midsection to give the boxy menopausal pig some sort of shape other than a square, but for some reason when a hot bitch is thrown in the shit, as uneventful as it is, it’s still a celebration, because it is no where near as ill-fitting and unappealing as when the saggy drunk mom in the bikini is begging the bartender to taste her 15 year old after birth….if you know what I mean…

Hot bitches in anything from diapers, to coffins, are still hot bitches.

Posted in:Anahi Gonzales

2013

13

Jun

Taylor Swift is Giving Me Boners of the DAy

What happened to this awkward nerdy hundred millionaire in her oversized clothes and sneakers making her long lean model-like body look like some kind of lanky character in a sitcom that always falls all over herself…

I just don’t know…

But I do know that I like it. It’s like the weird girl makeover that happened in every Teen Comedy of the 90s, only real life. Take off the glasses, apply some make-up, put her in a hot dress, let down her hair, and boom, all of a sudden babe.

I heard she’s gonna be in Canada this weekend, too bad I’m too lazy, cuz otherwise I’d totally stand out her hotel waiting for an autograph in the form of herpes…you know the real fan kind of autograph that you can’t frame, but you can remember forever.

Taylor Swift, I love you.


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Posted in:Taylor Swift

2013

13

Jun

Ali Michael Titties for Glamour France Outtake of the Day

Ali Michael is a Texan model who I have never heard of because girls don’t have names, they just have tits, but she’s best known for being sent home during 2008 Fashion week, when she was 18, for being too fat and having “legs that were too plump”, while weighing 106 pounds at 5 foot 9. What a pig. Disgusting. The Kate Upton of her generation.

She hasn’t done anything major, except maybe this shoot for Elle France, where they leaked this outtake, that is all full of nipples….fat chick nipples, gross.

Posted in:Ali Michael|NSFW

2013

13

Jun

2 Chainz Robbed at Gunpoint of the Day

One of Miley Cyrus’ hard ass rapper boyfriends 2 Chainz got robbed at gunpoint, and dude runs like a motherfucker, I mean it’d be easy to call dude a bitch from the comfort of my own disgusting home, not being robbed at gunpoint, but it is safe to say if anyone came at me with a gun, it would not be the time or place to really test how tough I was, even if my whole marketing angle was being a hard rapper, I’d have no problem throwing all 2 of my chains at the crazy gun wielding aggressor, because getting shot, even if it is good for business, sucks.

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