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2013

05

Jul

Reese Witherspoon’s Horrible Bathing Suit Pics of the Day



I appreciate the attempt to cover-up, you know by wearing the one piece to cover her ravaged stomach thanks to good wholesome southern cooking and baby making…but she didn’t try hard enough. I mean she has the kind of body that needs to remain in clothes at the beach, you know like she’s got a sun allergy or some shit, in a snow suit maybe, because seeing her melting ass and boxy square shaped body, doesn’t only remind me that she’s never been hot, she’s always been fat and sloppy, but also that there is no God.

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Posted in:Reese Witherspoon

2013

05

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It may be the hangover of July 4th…you know Hot Dogs and Fireworks and beer are rotting away the depths of your gut…but as far as I’m concerned…the Calendar can’t determine when and how American Pride is celebrated or died…They can take away the actual July 4th Date, but they can’t take away your freedom…

Happy 4th of July on the 5th of July America….and to the rest of you…you non-Americans like me…you just don’t matter…which is okay with me, because I’m used to not mattering, got 40 years invested in that shit, and you know what, it’s pretty fun place to be..

Here are some morning links…

Mom is Too Sexy for the Waterpark
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This Bitch Has a Lego Leg
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Elvis’ Grand Daughter in a See Thru…
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Huge Nude Tits
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The Hottest American Themed Photoshoots Ever
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Bonfire Fail
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Base Jumper Leaps Off a Bridge from a Moving Van
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James Franco’s New Movie Trailer
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Naked Guy Streaks Ninja Warrior Competition…
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Amanda Seyfried in the Lovelace Trailer.
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So Many Cam Girls – So Little Time….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Jul

PaigeLittle is the DSFCam Girl of the Day

Nothing says Independence Day…like an American Cam Girl..who is not quite a girl, but a total fucking woman, pushing 50, but still getting down on cam like she was 18 and didn’t know better, because I guess there comes a time in every woman’s life where she realizes, shit, being watched masturbating, is hot, especially when masturbating is the only way most girls cum, at least those who have had sex with me can get off…It’s like the Magic Wand is my Penises sidekick, provided I cared if girls cum or not…I’m romantic like that.

Here’s what this MILF had to say about herself…

About My Show
I absolutely love performing on cam! From a sexy strip tease to playing with my toys, your wish is my desire!Having fun is what it is all about! Come find out what it would be like to seduce that hot wife from next door!

What Turns Me On
Candle lit baths, kissing the back of my neck …hard men and sexy women! Whether you are the shy and quiet or very bold…I LOVE making new friends! Showing a little respect will go a long way with me!

My Expertise
I am VERY good with my toys and can deep throat with the best of them. When I get excited, I can have 3 or 4 orgasms very easily! If I am extremely aroused…I can squirt! Care to find out?

Sounds like a good time…she had me at “I CAN SQUIRT”…sometimes experience throws all the uptight bullshit young girls are all about out the fucking window…I like that.


TO SEE HER ROCKING THE MAGIC WAND…in VIDEO….
FOLLOW THIS LINK

TO WATCH HER ON CAM
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:DSFCam|DSFcams

2013

04

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It is still the fourth of July and if you aren’t outside getting drunk…creeping on girls…even if you have no family, no friends, not BBQ planned, you’re fucking pathetic, which we already know, but you should be…sort it out asshole…

Even I’ve been out there trying to convince girls to let me shoot off fireworks in there vaginas with my penis tonight…and I’m not even American…step it up people…do it for all those who have died for your freedom…

Here are some links…

The Pacific Rim Trailer
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Katie Price has Stupidly Huge Tits
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A Bunch of Pics of Americans in Combat for the Fourth of JUly
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Kaley Cuoco and Superman Go Out in Public Together
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The Search for the Perfect 10
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Ashton Kutcher Pretending to be Steve Jobs
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Reporter Avoids a Flood like a Boss
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Fireworks Fail Compilation
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Some Hot Playboy Chick Posing
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This is a Real Trailer….WTF
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Imogen Thomas Tennis Court Upskirt!
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7 Presidential Cocktails for your Fourth of JUly
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92 Pics of Girls Eating Hot Dogs
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Some Gwyneth Paltrow Ass in Jeans
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Tim Tebow Saved Aaron Hernandez from Getting Beat Up in 2007
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Mischa Barton is Pissed at Sofia Coppola
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Shyla Stylez Naked in Costume
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Kaley Cuoco’s Got a Hard Nipple
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Some Sexy Youtube Music Videos
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Nina Agdal See Through Nipples for America
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Fat Nude Woman in the Street and It is Amazing
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Some Idiot Falling Down the Stairs Like an Idiot
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Gangster Swimming Baby
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25 Pics of Blondes
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Some Chick Named Claudia Galanti in a Thong Bikini
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Kerry Washington Had a Secret Wedding
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Sloth Hugging a Cat
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Some Fourth of July Themed Nude Shoot
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The 50 Most American Things that Have Ever Happened Ever
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Hot Greek Pussy I Want to Have Sex With
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Some Miley Cyrus Pokies…
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The 50 Most Ridiculous Lifetime Movies
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14 People Launching Fireworks Out of their Asses
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50 Cent Beat his Ex GF
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Leslie Mann in her Washington Monument Hat
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Some Amazing Fucking Booty..
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Russia Proton Rocket Fail….Pretty Funny
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Girls on Cam are the New Playboy Playmate…but More Amazing Cuz They Are Free….
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Lesbian Sex of the Day
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Milf Masturbating with a Toilet Brush
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This Crazy Bitch is a DEMON PUPPET
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Remy LaCroix has a Serious Ass
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Toy Bat Insertion
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The Worst Tits Ever…
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Some Girl Spanking Herself on Cam
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Big Old Titty Cam Masturbation
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Abnormally Huge Webcam Boobs
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Today in Ass to Pussy Fisting Your Wife…
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Two College Girls Going at it in the Bathroom
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Many Many Many Young Girls Trying To Make a Living Masturbating On Cam For Free….
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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STOP BALDING IN ITS TRACKS…
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Hottest Sex Tape Ever….
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The Best Place to Watch Sports…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

04

Jul

Mariah Carey Wishes You All a Happy Fourth of July of the Day

Nothing says “I love America” like Mariah Carey in an American Bikini….

I guess the only way to express how I actual feel about this..mom in her 40s staying relevant thanks to her team of publicists posting shit like this…that I assume is photoshopped…is this video of a guy getting choked the fuck out by another guy for flirting with his wife, cleary white trash, where I’m the guy getting choked out…

Thank’s Mariah…

Posted in:Mariah Carey

2013

04

Jul

Bikini Girls Get Cavity Search on Side of Highway of the Day

Here’s an inspiring story that is perfectly suited for all you drunk, bikini wearing, Fourth of July celebrators….

BRAZORIA COUNTY, TX — Two women had the inside of their crotches searched on the side of the highway, thanks to the dutiful enforcement of tyrannical drug prohibition laws.

Officers pulled the women over for speeding on their way home from the beach. Of course, traffic stops are just the excuse a good enforcer needs to begin fishing for reasons to throw people in cages.

After finding a small amount of forbidden plants in the vehicle, officers weren’t satisfied. They wanted more. The two women, dressed only in bikinis, were told they were going to get an internal body cavity search.

“Are you serious,” Brandy Hamilton asked the trooper.

“If you hid something in there, we’re going to find it,” said the trooper.

“You’re going to go up my private parts?!” Hamilton said. “You are going to stick your fingers in my stuff”

“Yes ma’am.”

The women say that the same glove was used to violate all of their orifices.

From being pulled over for speeding….to the trooper smelling weed…to a full cavity search…with the same gloves…sounds like the opening scene of a porn movie…I mean friends who bikini together, and smoke weed together, should be be violated together with the same glove…even though I figure at that point..you might as well do the cavity search with your tongue. I know I would.

The fact weed is illegal is just insane to me…the fact cops are corrupt assholes who abuse their authority..and finger bang chicks while pretending to search for weed, is just the way it is…

I mean aren’t there real crimes to be chasing down? I don’t know she kinda looks like she likes it…

Posted in:Videos

2013

04

Jul

The Best Fourth of July Pics for America of the Day

Since no one is on the computer, and if you are on the computer, you should not be on the computer, because it is July 4th, the most important day of the year, unless you’re Tom Cruise in Born on the Fourth of July, in which case, American pride made you lose the use of your legs, here’s some of the best pics on instagram tagged “July4th or FourthofJuly”…take it all in, it may be too much AMERICA to take in…not that that is ever possible, is it America….

Posted in:Pics

2013

04

Jul

Holly Peers for Page 3 of the Day

She’s not from America…in fact she is from the place you broke free from and the whole reason you have today off, if you have a job, which I doubt…

As far as I’m concerned, her tits, despite being from enemy territory, represent all that is right in the Free World…and what better way to celebrate Independence Day, than staring at them…I mean sure you could always be at the beach, or pool looking at real tits, but you’re too socially awkward for that, so take these ones in….they are worth it…

Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW

2013

04

Jul

Jordana Brewster for GQ Mexico of the Day


Those fucking mexicans, all lazy and shit, ruining our Fourth of July by stealing our women…and mocking you independence…celebrated along side you while taking your jobs and pretending to be AMerican, even though they don’t have their papers…all rocking’ the flag and shit like they are more American than you..and taking this old as fuck, 33 year old Jordana Brewster Character and getting her topless like this was Fast and the Furious…as if she was one of their own…and it’s kinda fucking lovely to look at…isn’t it…not bad for a granny…is she…

Posted in:Jordana Brewster

2013

04

Jul

Amber Heard in Bullett Magazine of the Day


Amber Heard, also known as home wrecker to Johnny Depp’s home, who is still rumoured to be dating Johnny Deep, because let’s face it she’s low level enough to need an a-lister, and more importantly, he’s Johnny Depp, a guy every girl has wanted to bed since the early 90s…not much more American than that!!

Posted in:Amber Heard