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2013

08

Jul

Rita Ora Busty Yacht Mount of the Day

Rita Ora is the UK Rihanna impersonator they are crafter and moulding to be the next Rihanna, only she’s got better tits, and thanks to a training routine, a better body, as she teaches us the proper way to mount a yacht after jumping in, with titties out, all soaking wet, because we all will be mounting yachts all summer as we are high society up at DrunkenStepfather.com, even if we aren’t being trained to be the next Rihanna just as soon as Rihanna falls off the fucking deep end….a deep end I’d like to watch Rita Ora climb out of, since she’s so good at getting out of the water…you like what I did there…I took titty pics and made them a metaphor of her life…I’m a fucking genius, fuck you.

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2013

08

Jul

Astrid Baarsma is Alright for Gioia of the Day

Astrid Baarsma is some model I’ve never heard of who I know nothing about, which is probably the best way to have a love affair with pictures, so that you don’t get weird or obsessive about her, you know you can look but you can’t track her or her family down, or show up on their porch drunk singing love songs to her trying to finally win her over after masturbating to her so long your penis rubbed of like a BBQ Sauce stain on your shirt…

You know, keep things casual, she gets out there and has her picture taken, while we stay at least 100 yards away from her and masturbate to them, it is really in everyone’s best interest to keep things that way.

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2013

08

Jul

Daft Punk Secret Live Performance is so Hipster of the Day

You know the band that white people like is legitimately the coolest shit out there, you know so hipster and underground, so fashion forward when people like this sing it…you know nothing like a fat woman in a Hawaiian shirt in her 50s and her husband in his cubano hat…so hip…

I guess we know why they wear masks at their concerts, they don’t want us to know the truth..

That said, all you trend followers are fucking idiots. Nothing is cool. Deal with it.

I bet they play a mean Stayin Alive, or Grease Theme Song, or Sweet Caroline…what the fuck.

Posted in:Videos

2013

08

Jul

Bar Refaeli for Fox of the Day

It is safe to say that this is the worst shoot ever.

I mean they hired Bar Refaeli, who despite being on the tail end of her career and looks, is still Bar Refaeli and probably charging more than she did at her peak, you know how these old timers in retirement do things, you gotta make it worth their while to get them out of the house, leaving no budget for a photographer, so either a friend of the family with a good camera was brought in, or they borrowed the studio at SEARS cuz they know the manager and he let them in after hours, and whatever it is, it’s a waste of Bar Refaeli tits, even if the milk in them expired back when Leonardo DiCaprio was done with her….

That said, every pic from this set makes me laugh.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2013

08

Jul

Courtney Stodden’s New Tits in a Mesh Dress is the Best of the Day

I know the next sex tape will be starring this twat…literally…making her the future or at least one to look out for seeing get fucked in the future.

It isn’t all that surprising, I mean she looks like a typical pornstar trash…if you were to draw a pornstar in your art class, this is exactly what she’d look like, shitty, massive, comical sized implants…fake hair and face and lips and tan…skinny but top heavy…showing up to events half naked, almost medicated, because it takes a certain level of broken to get to this level…

She’s haggard at her fake age of 18..she’s not hot….and is ridiculous looking…but with all that make-up and hustle on…it’s hard to not want to fuck her, just to see what happens…but since she’s an honorable, married woman, you’ve lost your chance, but that’s what the sex tape is for people, to get a taste of what you can’t have, but could of had, if you lived in her home town before she got scooped up and became a clown for the tabloids…a clown who’s tits I want to play with/cum on.

Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2013

08

Jul

Amii Grove Topless for Page 3 of the Day

Amii Grove is some Page 3 topless model for The Sun, because news without tits is not news worth knowing and as far as I am concerned that is the most valuable lesson we can learn from the UK…who despite popular belief are the reason we live here the way we live here. I know the thought of such pasty skinned, greasy hair, dainty fucks with bad teeth having any influence over the American dream is confusing, but remember that you won, but not fully, because let’s face it, we don’t have titties in our news papers…

Like all topless models, this Amii Grove is nothing special in terms of looks, although something special in how she spells her stripper name, that’s two I’s people, and she’s something special in terms of career choices, she worked hard to be the July 8th Page 3 tits, and if this is her low level dream coming true, we owe it to her to stare…

Posted in:Amii Grove|NSFW

2013

08

Jul

Justin Timberlake’s Explicit Music Video of the Day

In staying relevant, current, cutting edge, artistic, who fucking knows, Justin Timberlake’s gone the route of music videos everywhere, and used a nude model rolling around, and I’m into it, because it means naked is more accepted, and maybe I’ve got a chance exploiting naked bitches too, you know it’s been my life work and I’m ready for a private jet for it…

Too bad the song sucks.

Too bad this isn’t 1990, before the internet, when the only music video I could masturbate to was Madonna…and the first Britney video…

Posted in:Justin Timberlake

2013

08

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Here are three valuable lessons I learned this weekend:

1- Trying to carry a roofied girl out of a busy club while her friends are chasing after you screaming for help, will always look suspicious.

2- Offering to fuck a girl with a boyfriend with a strap-on, you know like you’re a couple lesbians just playing around, even if you promise to keep your pants on, will only work 5% of the time.

3- Telling a girl she is the only person in the room who got prettier when the lights in the club went on, while everyone else got sweaty and gross, will get you laid, especially if the girl you are telling that to is fucking ugly.

Here are some morning links…

OMG!!! Selena and Justin are Back Together According to Instagram
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The Shannon Twins and their Ghetto Booties are Turning into Video Vixen Thickness
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Big Fucking Titties – 63 Pictures of Em
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The GIF of Silva Throwing the Fight
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Dogs VS Wind
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Anna Beatriz Barros is Hotness
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Little Kid Chased by Chickens
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Quits Twitter Now That She Can Go Back to Eating Full time…
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Hot Chick with lathered Up Tits
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16 Year Old Has a Producer Credit on Jay-Z’s New Album…
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How to Kiss a Woman – By Captain Kirk
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Mini Pool Backflip Fail
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So Many Cam Girls for Free – So Little Time…
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Here’s a video with a little Monday Morning Inspiration that reminds us all to never give up…because like this dog, we’ll reach our ball no matter how hard that current is pushing us away!

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS pics provided by my one true love stepGIRL through Marriage to me… DIMALAUREN

A few of my favorite things today…

1- Old ladies in see through shirts begging for change and missing teeth…

2- Teen girls who have hit puberty, but the guys who they hang with haven’t, making for all kinds of awkward as they hold hands.

3- Girls with cheap hair dye and giant rose tattoos across their chests…

4- All my internet girlfriends, from the webcam girls, to the aspiring models, to the regular girls who just like sending me hot nude pics to try to masturbate to…

5- America….I had to say that, the FBI are watching…and by America I Mean DSFCams….

A Few things I Don’t Like…

1- Cops Abusing their Authority

2- Bikini Season in New Mexico

3- Herpes Outbreaks on Hot Summer Days…Cuz when the sweat drips in, it burns….not that I know anything about that….

4- Condoms.

5- That Asshole Cop who killed the Rottweiller…in a Traumatic video earlier that week….but I am TAKING THE PLEDGE TO GET HIM FIRED FOR ANIMAL CRUELTY ….

Here are some stepLINKS..

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini With Her Sluts
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Hot Girls in the Middle of Nowhere
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MS Voice is the Best Thing to Happen to Music and the Internet….
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James Gandolfini’s Will…
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Katie Price Big Titties Still Alive….
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Gymnast’s Acrobatic First Pitc is Kinda Hot
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Mother Too Sexy for a Waterpark
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I Know a Jenny P – And This Half Naked Chick Isn’t Her…
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I Want to Bang YULIA Terentieva
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Today in Idiots
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Here is a Modern Day Woman Looking for a Modern Day Man
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11 Pick-Up Lines to Use When It is Hot Out
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Claudia Romani is a Useless Cunt and Friend of the Site in a Bikini
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Mariah Carey on Fourth of July
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Jessica Lowndes Hot Legs…
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A Pile of Dirt Bikes…
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Best Maid of Honor Speech
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Melissa Debling is Topless at the Beach
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The Hottest Female Geniuses
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Katy Perry and John Mayer are Together in Love and they Match
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The 20 Hottest Pics of Katarina Van Derham
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Amanda Seyfried Hot for Lovelace
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25 MPH on the TREADMILL
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Hot Outdoor Strip
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Young And Inexperienced or Old and Trashy – Who’d You Rather?
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Some Chick Named Zahia Dehar Totally Naked Under Her Sheer Sprinkle COvered Dress
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Breaking Bad Spinoff in the Works
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Some Brazilian Babe Named Danielle Winits’ Amazing Down blouse from a movie…
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Funny Drunk Family I Assume is Lohan…
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Suzanne QUAST Bikini!
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Mouthy Bitch Taught a Lesson
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Some Pics of Girls Showing Off Their Hip Bones…Sexiest Use of the Hip Bone You’ll Ever See…
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When Police Brutality Backfires
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Video Game Movie Adaptions We Still Need..
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Horses Like You Smell Their Own Shit
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8 Bit Anchorman
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Paris Hilton in a Bikini for July 4th…all Red, White and Blue Waffle…
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Girls on Cam are the New Pornstar…but Less Broken, More Awesome, and Just Down to Entertain…for free…AWESOME…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Just Fist Your Ass
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LESBIANS
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DSFCam Girl Of the Day Does Some Masturbating
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Old Man Sucking Young Ass
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Bathtub Masturbator
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Fat Girl Orgy!
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Hot Teen Cam Girls On DSFCams!!! GET UP ON THIS!
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Romantic Girl Love
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Fat Fuck Fingers
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A Whole Lot of Disgusting Fucking Pictures
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HOT CAM GIRLS….WE LIKE CAM GIRLS>…
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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STOP BALDING IN ITS TRACKS…
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Hottest Sex Tape Ever….
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The Best Place to Watch Sports…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Jul

Candice Swanpoel Erotic for Youtube of the Day

I don’t know what this is all about. but I approve…It’s a great way to closes out my week of blogging…you know getting me pumped for my weekend, because you know this is what my bedroom is going to look like, with more pee stains and obesity…and less sheets….

If that’s not good enough for you, here she is in a tight little mini skirt rocking’ her awesome booty….a skirt I’d like to climb up and die inside…or wash it with my mouth…with an extra long rinse cycle…just as soon as I’m done sniffing it and by done I mean…with orgasm…right?

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel