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2013

08

Jul

Tulisa Contostavlos in a Bikini of the Day

I have seen this chick give a sloppy blow job to a black guy on the internet…I probably have it on one of my old computers…but her legal team made everyone take it down…and I can’t find it with a google search…but the memory of liking it is probably better than watching it again…imagination and broken memory is always better… I THINK THIS MAY BE IT …disappointing that as a Greek Girl…especially a fat greek girl, she’s not taking it Greek…

She was fatter, she was using it to get gigs from Simon Cowell on TV, and it worked…and as a firm believer of a whore exploiting her whore face…but having dick cum all over it…she’s a fucking winner to me…especially now that she’s richer, equally trashy, and most importantly less fat. Alwaus a whore…but this time drinking Champagne not black dick, at least not in video for everyone to see, we can assume her mouth is up to the same antics behind closed doors…getting ahead giving head…

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2013

08

Jul

Taylor Swift’s 4th of July Bikini Pics of the Day

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I heard the Taylor Swift Trouble song on the radio the other day for the first time and it won me over….now I hate pop music, but anyone who tries to argue that that isn’t one of the best composed pop songs in the last few years is just hating on her for the sake of hating on her…when really we should be supporting her for being a tall, skinny thing who may even have some implants now, who despite wearing her high waisted bikini because she thinks she’s fat, or has some scars from all the abortions she’s had to have done surgically cuz her vagina was ridden with herpes so bad it swelled shut and they couldn’t get the vacuum in…turns me the fuck on…I guess like a 14 year old girl, I’m easily brain washed…or maybe I just like sluts…even when they aren’t marketed as sluts…especially when they are worth 100 million dollars…

I am ready to K-Fed her.

Here are her 4th of July pics…

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2013

08

Jul

Rihanna in a Bikini of the Day

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Rihanna is fun even if she’s a phoney poser piece of shit with no talent…you know with absolutely nothing authentic about her…because she traded her soul in for fame back when she was a 15 year old hooker in Barbados and now she’s traded in her privacy, puts herself out there on blast, loves the attention, and is this massive money making machine, fame, money and power that even a rich coddled kid couldn’t handle…so I can’t even understand how some gutter chick from a shanty keeps pulling it off without losing her fucking mind…but I’m pretty sure in due time, she will, and I’ll be front row trying to save her…you know I’m a hero/opportunist like that…and in the mean time, I’ll just stare at her bikini pics for Instagram…

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2013

08

Jul

Dog Helps Save Bird of the Day

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This video made me laugh, even though I don’t believe in laughter, I think it is the route of all evil and a government conspiracy to try to distract us from the real corruption and control they have over us, you know dumb us down with drugs and comedy….but maybe I look into things too much.

You see it is of a man trying to save a bird and his little dog coming to help in what I assume ends badly for the bird…and despite not wishing death on any living thing, even the ones I eat like a hypocrite..this made me laugh…

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2013

08

Jul

Heidi Klum Bikinis of the Day

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Heidi Klum may be 100 years old and she may have a dozen half black babies and her body may have been ravaged by Seal’s arm sized penis…but she still looks good enough in a bikini for me…which isn’t saying much, I have a bikini fetish and can jerk off to bikinis hanging on a clothes line, it’s a talent…a very weird talent that I thank my delusions and imagination for making possible…but not as much as I thank Heidi Klum for putting that well traveled ass crack on Instagram to show off her sunburn..that’s the kind of light hearted fun that could get a bitch raped…especially when she looks like Heidi Klum, I mean she’s almost begging for someone to shit on her like she was still in Germany…

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2013

08

Jul

Paris Hilton in a Bikini of the Day

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If you’ve been wondering where Paris Hilton has been all these years of irrelevance, where she belongs cuz she’s a useless cunt who just happens to not be worthless thanks to Grandpa..

She’s been teaching her dog this move for the paparazzi…you like like the circus clown she is…

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2013

08

Jul

Uma Thurman in Bikini of the Day

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This just in, Uma Thurman is still not a man, despite what her hands have been trying to tell us all these years…and she still confidently put on a bikini, even if there should have been a little resistance on her part, you know a little insecurity, self doubt…negotiations as to whether there were other options for her…but I’ll still stare but more because I’m trying to understand why I have the same bikini body as her…am I the one with the pear shaped problem with high estrogen levels thanks to not taking care of myself…or is she the pear shaped body with high testosterone…or worse..am I Uma Thurman? Or do I just look like her in a bikini…too many questions I don’t have answers for, this is too deep for me this hungover in the day… but I do have the pics of UMA and I Date you to look at them……

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2013

08

Jul

Victoria Justice in a Bikini With her Sister of the Day

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Victoria Justice has a porn name and she’s modelling in a bikini on the beach…leading me to believe that when this child star shit is over for her…she’ll be sucking dick on camera…just hoping people still care or at least remember her like it was still that glory days…that or she’ll just get knocked up some rich producer to live the Hollwyood life from the other angle, but that’s far less fun than breaking…and struggling to matter…and while we wait with very little anticipation as to what happens to her, since we don’t give a fuck about her now, here she is in a bikini for the internet….

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2013

08

Jul

J.Woww in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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It must be a devastating day for J.Woww….knowing that Snooki and her fitness, despite being a mom, has a hotter body than her…

It is a devastating day for me, knowing that Snooki and her fitness despite being a mom, has a hotter body that J.Woww…

Whenever these garbage humans come along and I know who they are, I kinda hate myself a little more than I already do…the good news the best medicine for hating myself is drinking and that’s my fucking favorite…

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2013

08

Jul

Cora Keegan Nudes of the Day

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I have posted some of these pics a few months ago ….but today, I found more…and since I am in love with Cora Keegan, despite forgetting that I was in love with Cora Keegan, and needing these pics to remind me that I am in love with Cora Keegan, because there are just so many babes out there, so little time to keep track of them unless they are knocking down my door throwing their vaginas at me, something I am surprised Cora Keegan isn’t doing for me, because of how badly I want to have unprotected sex with her, even though she’s a model and probably the kind of girl the average man would want to use a condom with, as their lives are full of unprotected sex with guys in bands, but dirty girls turn me on, and condoms just get in the way of love and by love I mean me trying to impregnateher, because she’s just that lovely!! You know, make it for life.

I’m a fan.

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