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2013

09

Jul

Rosie Jones and Sabine Jemeljanova Topless for Page 3 of the Day

Rosie Jones and Sabine Jemeljanova are topless models, who I guess are getting too famous for their own good, because their topless modelling is still topless, but more strategic and without nipples, like they were Angelina Jolie.

It is like the Safe For Work, candy-coated topless that isn’t even topless even though it is topless, that is normally reserved for girls who don’t get topless, but instead is being used with topless models who only exist from being topless.

The whole thing feels like a spit in the face, like when you friend a stripper, who refuses to strip for you when you’re hanging out, even though that is her job, acting like it is above her, even though she’s a fucking stripper…

Either way, whatever this is Page 3, it is a fail….

Posted in:Rosie Jones|Sabine Jemeljanova

2013

09

Jul

Kendall Jenner Paddleboards in a Bikini Top of the Day

Kendall Jenner continues to be whored out to the Paparazzi now that Kim is indisposed…unfortunately not disposed in the dumpster with her baby outside of prom…assuming she ever went to high school.

They are using the young hot one as a diversion from the old fat one getting her fat sucked out of her so that they can sell “Post Baby Body Bikini Pics”…

But what I don’t understand is why these bikini pics, lack bikini bottoms, are they being tame now that the mom is getting criticism for promoting teen ass…you know wait for her 18th birthday to make a pornstar out of her that will be marketed as a victim as well as a “barely legal”…cuz it’s all about the money and people talking people…at least we hope the bitch mom is still that desperate cuz it’ll make for good times…

To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2013

09

Jul

Beyonce Slutting Out for the Internet of the Day

I don’t know why no one has told Beyonce that she’s too old and fat for this…whether her kid was made in a surrogate or not, her posing like a import model is fucking awkward as shit…

Oh right, because everyone in Beyonce’s camp, who has any access to her, to stop her from making a fool of herself is on payroll and the number one line item on their employment contract is to never doubt Beyonce, or question what she does, if anything, pretend she’s the most important and most amazing thing, otherwise you’re executed out back and no one will ask questions cuz she’s fucking Beyonce, the queen of the world…

I hate her, and I hate what she’s doing here, yet I’m posting it anyway, she’s gotta me sucked in.

Those thighs…damn..that’s some thickness..I guess she’s just trying to do the Rihanna.

Posted in:Beyonce

2013

09

Jul

Sara Sampaio for Some Bullshit of the Day

SARA SAMPAIO is Victoria’s Secret ethnic weapon of choice now that Adriana Lima has seen better years and is the in the tail end of her career, thanks to her tail end being having exploded multiple babies out of it, like a good little catholic…and what better way to make the fans and the customers of Victoria’s Secret have a seamless ethnic cleanse, but not in the traditional sense of Ethnic cleansing but more in a middle America “look at that brown one, she’s got hot tits” kinda way…

I don’t know much, but I know she’s posing in a bikini and that may be all I need to know.

Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2013

09

Jul

Emanuela de Paula for AW Collection of the Day

Sweet…just what I was looking for today…pictures of some hot young Brazilian model wearing awkward mom lingerie…I love the contouring effect the SPANX produce, giving the illusion that a fat bitch is not quite as fat, and I love the fact that they used some fit little model to show off the benefits of this shitty fucking underwear collection…

Catalog shots, although the internet exists, are porn to me, because some of us have a hard time letting go to the 80s, when catalog pics were all we fucking had…the shitty shot, awkward pose, low quality set up, just makes me bust all over my inner thigh…good thing my dog’s here to lick it up, cuz shit I’m too lazy to get off this fucking couch motherfucker….

Posted in:Emanuela de Paula

2013

09

Jul

Drunk Rihanna at the Kings of Leon Concert of the Day

All my predictions are coming true…Rihanna is a fucking mess and it is fucking amazing….

Whenever I think of this bitch, I try to put myself in her shoes, not because I have a woman’s shoe fetish, you know the kind of guy who sniffs and fucks expensive designer shoes, but because every once in a while, mainly when I see her pictures, I try to understand how someone from the fucking ghetto of the Caribbean islands deals with making 100 million dollars a year, interest alone on that shit is more than the entire city of Bridgetown combines makes, making her in a pretty fucked up position, in a pretty fucked up place, where getting wasted to the point of not standing doesn’t matter, it is probably the least of her concerns while all the leeching assholes trying to get a piece of her ignorant, uneducated puppet ass…are more of an issue…but I guess this is the gateway to a bigger meltdown, that I would blame Kings of Leon for it…cuz I blame Kings of Leon for everything wrong in the world…from Lily Aldridge to my next wife’s inability to commit, but not for the impending premature death of Rihanna, that shit’s all her own doing…thanks to her addiction to fame and fortune…The American way…

Here is a pic of her in her bikini for those of you who prefer half naked Rihanna to drunk Rihanna, when I prefer a bit of both, it leads to bad decision making.

TO SEE A WHOLE LOT OF PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

09

Jul

Mos Def Force Fed Guantanamo Style of the Day

What better way to have a morning coffee, than to do it to a video of Mos Def getting forced fed like one of the prisoners in Guantanamo Bay, many are not even guilty of a crime, all are getting tortured in horrible conditions everyday because anything goes in Guantanamo, shit’s off American soil…

I am all for the protests to close this facility down…and I guess so is Mos Def, and he’s doing something awesome to get it out there.

UPDATE – Here are a couple young girls getting the Mos Def Feeding Tube without the theatrics…but Guantanamo Bay, despite its cool name, is still trouble…

Posted in:stepNEWS

2013

09

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have decided to take on online dating, ideally targeting the women looking for long term relationships, taking advantage of their vulnerability, in order to stage the best fucking comedy I can…It’s not evil, because at least they will get a free dinner out of it, now if only I can land an actual date to get the wheels in motion, I guess I’ll have to aim for the fattest and saddest…and while I do that…

Here are some links….

Julia Pereira is Amazing in a Bikini
GO

I Love How Grandpa Plays Beer Pong
GO

Hot Girls in Sports Bras
GO

What You Can Learn From the SpringBreakers Special Features
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Cool Nelson Mandela Tribute by Morgan Freeman, Clint Eastwood, ETC
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15 Self Shots of Babes…
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Motorist Saves the Coffee Mug….
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Kanye West Music Video
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Hey Sexy Lady…
GO

Girls on Cam are the New Pornstar…but Less Broken, More Awesome, and Just Down to Entertain…for free…AWESOME…
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

08

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Telling a girl you’re DrunkenStepfather and you follow her on instagram when you run into her at a bar, coffee shop, the park, probably won’t get you laid, if you’re lucky, it also won’t get the police called, because let’s face it, not everyone, especially hot girls I stare at on Instragram, are not always down with what we do here, even though it’s the ultimate website, no matter what you say….

Here are some links…

Hot Bitches with Thigh Gap…
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Kendall Jenner’s Ass in a Bikini is Good.
GO

Kaley Cuoco Starbucks for Two!
GO

Sofia Vergara Ass in Leggings!
GO

Some Half Naked Bitch with a Gun
GO

Eliza Doolittle in Cute Lil Panties…
GO

Clever Fucking Beer Fridge Campaign….
GO

Grandpa Ruins Beer Pong
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Jenny McCarthy is Joining The View
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BEST DANCER EVER
GO

The Craziest Thing About Springbreakers You Will LEarn front eh DVD Features
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This Women Gets the Best Revenge…
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10 Songs About Masturbation
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Today in Bikini Contests
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Hammock Fail….
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Miley’s 13 Year Old Sister Getting Drunk on the Beach
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Emma Watson for W Magazine of the Day
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Funny Pretentious Lyrics Translated!
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Runaway Tire Hits Cameraman
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John Mayer Dedicates a Song to Katy Perry….How Pathetic
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Reggie Bush’s New Fiance is Fat Like Kim Kardashian…
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Hey Guys Sophie Turner is Going to Caymen…and She’s Bringing Her Ass
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Who’s Ass Would You Rather Fuck? One Of Them May Give You Herpes
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Old Lady Driving in Fog
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Big Brother Racism!
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More Paris Hilton in a BIkini
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Hot Girls in Super Hero Undies
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Some Beach Babe and her Big Old Titties
GO

Matt Damon is So gay
GO

I LIKE THE WAY THIS BIKER PARKS HIS BIKE
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Naked Girl on a Trampoline…Amazing
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Gymnastic First Pitch
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9 Tips for Surviving a Pub Crawl!
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Slutty Celebrity Twitter Pics
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Amanda Costa
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Julia Pereira Hot as Fuck in a Bikini of the Day
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Hot Girls in Bikinis
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Boating in the Marina Fail…
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Andy Murray’s Bitch
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More Rihanna in a Bikini
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Funny LED Screen Fail
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Girl Gets a Crazy Kick to Her Face By a Psycho
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Quits Twitter
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Bare Hand Fisherman
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A Whole Lot of Big Old Titties
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Stacy Keibler is Single, Now You’ve Got a Chance!
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This is the Best Bird Ever
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Girls on Cam are the New Pornstar…but Less Broken, More Awesome, and Just Down to Entertain…for free…AWESOME…
GO

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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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I Wish all My Showers Were Like This
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Sex With a Gear Shift
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Webcam Masturbation
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Fart Fetishes are the Worst tThing Ever
GO

Shitty Voyeur Sex
GO

Creepiest Masturbation Video Ever
GO

This Pussy Takes the Pepsi Challenge
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Lesbian Necrophilia Fetish
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Some Arab Tits
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HOT CAM GIRLS….WE LIKE CAM GIRLS>…
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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STOP BALDING IN ITS TRACKS…
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Hottest Sex Tape Ever….
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The Best Place to Watch Sports…
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

08

Jul

Guess the Bikini Ass of the Day

Here’s the challenge – Guess who this ass belongs to and how old the ass is.

The prize – there is no fucking prize…unless you’re a babe or Cora Keegan, in which case I’ll cum inside you as long as you’re not on birth control or a dude…

The rules – there are no fucking rules, because I hate games, it is Elizabeth Hurley and her ass is probably pushing 70 by now, but that ass doesn’t look a day over 40, which happens to be a day under I’m still willing to human centipede that shit, I’m talking sew my mouth to it, and let me die a happy man, because it’s pretty glorious…

To see the rest of the pica FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:stepGAMES