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2013

10

Jul

Beyonce Covered in Glitter for FLAUNT of the Day

Beyonce covered in glitter reminds me of those pills they sell that make your shit turn to glitter, not because she is brown in color and comparable to shit based on that reason alone, that would be racist, but because she’s something that I feel has as much to offer the world as human waste, only instead of being flushed, it has been fished out of the toilet to spread her diva cunt attitude around the world…where idiot drones celebrate her because she’s on TV…

I like the think that is the message Flaunt is trying to get across..

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2013

10

Jul

Selena Gomez Short Legs in Shorts for Adidas of the Day

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While Beiber is peeing in a bucket…

His girl was showing off her short stalky legs…that should probably in a pair of pants rather than shorts, but I guess all the girls are doing it and they gotta keep her relevant and accessible…so that people buy the shit she peddles, I mean that’s the whole basis of her being this high paid puppet..isn’t it?

I’d still fucking the mustache off her face…she’s cute enough for me, but that’s not saying much, so are some questionable vaginas…and I’m talking questionable in terms figuring out whether they have vaginas or not just by looking at them…who cares.

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2013

10

Jul

Brigitte Buckholtz in a bikini for Marie Claire Turkey of the Day

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Brigitte Buckholtz may be a nobody model who doesn’t really matter yet, that’s why she’s doing random brand name magazines for their obscure country editions…and not covering any major magazine…but you gotta work your way up to that level people…usually with nudes, but I can handle these bikinis and accept them for what they are and that is fucking lovely as fuck.

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2013

10

Jul

Victoria’s Secret Catalog Shots of the Day

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Models include the same gang of rejects, including Erin Heatherton, Barbara Palvin and Candice Swanepoel.

I approve of them trying to take the catalog shot and make it a little more erotic, with toplessness and bras half on and shit, it means they are putting in a little effort in an otherwise dated, standardized, middle of the road, pile of shit…but the problem is the execution on this shit is weak as fuck and reminds me of some strip mall pervert’s photo studio where you get your passport picture taken, but where really he likes to showcase his erotic “art”…he’s shot…

You know they can afford better and should probably work on that….but here are the pics anyway…

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2013

10

Jul

Asian Traffic Cop Cat Fight of the Day

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So many fetishes happening in one video, I think my head may have just exploded…no wait that’s just a boner….it’s got asians, girls, fighting, cops…it’s just hot on so many levels…

Posted in:Videos

2013

10

Jul

Candice Swanepoel for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I remember when Terry Richardson was shooting gutter hipster chicks he met at the after party, either taking his dick, or spreading their hipster pussies, in what was semi-interesting documentary style snapshots that showed a life far more interesting a fun than yours…tons of drugs and pussy what the fuck…

Then he went corporate, and now he takes lingerie models and puts them in clothing, places them in substantial settings, to do big production shots, but he lacks one key element that makes him interesting, and that’s the fucking pussy…

I mean seriously, these pics would be better if Candice was fucking spreading her ass next to the Montana or Utah or wherever the fuck she is sky…but instead he has her in some JC Penny 1960s town square dance event skirt…and that just fucking offends me…

She is a body, not a face, sort it out asshole.

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2013

10

Jul

Rita Ora Spread Pussy Shot of the Day

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I spent the better part of the day yesterday staring at girls in bikinis with their legs uncrossed and it turns out…I really like it.

Makes me wonder why I don’t live in a beach town where I can spend my days doing it…rather than sitting on the internet looking at pics of it…

But then I remember the reason…severe laziness…and inability to accomplish anything..

But this isn’t about me, it’s about RITA ORA, the new Rihanna and her spread legs in a white bikini, showing us she’s not as fat as she used to be an that she’s ready to take the reins from our dying Rihanna heroine…as she falls deeper into insanity, bring in the second string…

I’m into it.

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2013

10

Jul

Nina Agdal for Leonisa Lingerie of the Day

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As far as I’m concerned Nina Agdal looks retarded, at least in the face, and based on the fact that she’s dating Adam/Avril Lavigne, she probably is retarded, at least in her mental capacity, but that body is just fucking magical and fit when photoshopped to shit, making her the next SI Covergirl, because by December Kate Upton will have eaten herself to death like she was Anna Nicole Smith, and well the A-List relationship will make this one a household name…it’s all strategic…and the only sad thing in all this is that retarded people don’t all look like this..it would make changing their diapers at the home far more fun…

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2013

10

Jul

Elisandra Tomacheski for Ellis Beach Wear of the Day

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Elisandra Tomacheski is some low level Brazilian model who has worked for no one special, but probably should, because she’s 27, the best years are behind her, yet she still looks like this, far better than any pig you’ll find on an online dating site that you’re trying to flush out of the woods and hunt because you can smell their desperation…not that that’s saying much, but I am sure it’s saying something…and that is that I fuck far less substantial women, so this one’s a keeper.

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2013

10

Jul

Nimue Smit for Exit of the Day

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Nimue Smit is a Dutch fashion model with a silly name, as most Dutch fashion models do…

She’s 21 and she’s naked in something called EXIT, that I am going to assume is a magazine, and not a reference point of her asshole…because everyone knows, especially models who don’t eat very much, that the asshole is the best form of birth control while sleeping your way to the top, it avoids condoms that are uncomfortable, and pills that fuck with your hormones that could make you gain 10 pounds you can’t afford to gain cuz your career depends on it…

You know since period repression through starvation is not ass full proof as anal..

Either way, I’ve never heard of her, she’s naked for fashion and lovely, so now I have…