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2013

15

Jul

Amanda Bynes’ Grill of the Day

The things I would do to Amanda Bynes’ crazy girl grill…are pretty dirty…and similar to this pic, THAT IS NOT AMANDA BYNES SUCKING SOME DICK …but that is going around pretending to be Amanda Bynes…because the internet may be all I know, but it is also a fucking liar….only my GRILL fantasy would involve a whole lot less Amanda Bynes, but the same amount of rubbing my dick on her mouth piece without her knowing, so that she goes around all her crazy day with my dick smear in her mouth, without knowing my dick smear is in her mouth, I’m subtle with my face-rape like that.

It’s good to know she’s got 10k to spend on really useful things, and more importantly, that she’s pretty in person…..

Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2013

15

Jul

Melissa Giraldo for Phax Swimwear of the Day

Melissa Giraldo is some Colombian babe, who has the elegant look of a stripper or pornstar, but who for some reason has been cast to model for some bikini company, instead of getting paid to take multiple dicks on camera, but this shoot might as well be from a porn, it is seriously as trashy as fuck and low quality, you know without all the penetration that makes porn admirable or worth watching, but rather the bikini photoshoot version, which happens to be far less worth watching, but then again, half naked girls are always worth watching, even if I hate this catalog shit…I must remember that it is not all about what I like…..

Posted in:Melissa Giraldo

2013

15

Jul

Amanda Seyfried for a Fashion Magazine of the Day

I guess this is the start of the promo tour for the Linda Lovelace movie, a promo tour that should be starring Lindsay Lohan, but is instead starring her hotter, younger looking, less insane and battered, even though insane and battered was a perfect role for Lindsay Lohan’s acting ability, they gave the gig to Mean Girls co-star, Amanda Seyfried…I’m not complaining…

You see despite being connected at the soul with Lohan in my fantasies, I think this Seyfried chick has more to offer and I guess so does pretty much everyone in her industry, because she books job, both clothed and nude, and that makes her the kind of girl I want to either write love songs to, or find a way to challenge her to make me cum from a blow job since all girls love a challenge, sometimes so much that they make bad decisions as to what they are doing with their hands, mouth and vaginas…Keep your eye on the prize Seyfried….

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2013

15

Jul

Daphne Groeneveld Hot For Numero’s August Issue of the Day

Daphne Groeneveld is some 18 or 19 year old Dutch model, who escaped a career of being an Amsterdam hooker, because her long, hot, amazing looking body…and awesome face…became a model, a career choice of all the girls I truly love, because any girl who isn’t a model, is just not worth your time, and the good news is I have a very wide spectrum of what I consider a model, for jerking off on cam for random dudes, to working at some bootleg hooters, to even sitting on the bus, while I sneakily snap up skirt pics of them…you see as long as they are on camera, I’m down…in fact as long as they have Vaginas I am down…

Based on this shoot, this Daphne chick, and all her awesome faced glory, is going places, and for some reason I have a feeling one of those places is Adam Levine’s bedroom, because he’s the model-killer and fucking him is like model initiation…horrible…

Posted in:Daphne Groeneveld

2013

15

Jul

Coco’s Awesome Workout Video of the Day

This is amazing…Coco put this video of her on that surf gym machine at some point last week and it went viral…because let’s face it, it’s fucking ridiculous and not just because putting fat girls in the gym is good comedy, you know seeing how they deal with the whole fitness and breaking a sweat thing, but because this surf simulator is so erotic…especially in booty shorts…I feel like I am at the circus…the big round ass stripper circus…a circus that doesn’t exist but I wish existed because if it did…the world would be a better, at least better entertained place…and instead of focusing on legal cases in Florida that the government is using to rally the nation to fight gun laws, or distract from real issues they are trying to distract you from…when I think a better thing to be passionate about is whatever the fuck is going on in here….

Posted in:Coco

2013

15

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I think it is safe to say that White Girl Wasted is one of my favorite things…while the Trayvon Martin case, and the Glee Star Death are not…Because white girl wasted gets vaginas rubbed against my knee, while Trayvon and Glee deaths just get annoying comments on my FB Feed…except this one, this one made me laugh….

Here are some morning links…

Katherine Heigl Selfies in her Bikini
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Wolves Sing with Air Raid Siren
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Hot Girls Showing Off their Bare Backs…Just Not the kind of Bare Back I Like
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Precious at Jimmy Kimmel’s Wedding…
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Lindsay Lohan is Turning to Reality TV to Save her Career
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Pacific Rim Interviews…
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Hot Tight Asses
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Ryan Reynolds in Details for the Ladies
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Otter Teasing Dog
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So Many Amazing Cam Girls…
Some Hot as Fuck Webcam Webcamming….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

12

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

stepGIRL Summer Rockin’ Her Pardon le Dopeness -It’s Our New Dress Code…

It’s summer…why are you on the computer…you should be on the bus..or at least taking this bus driver’s cue, that it is always a good time to jerk off…if you don’t care about keeping your job…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Helen Mirren in Lucite Whore Heels…
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Rihanna Giving Boners in a Bikini
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Hot Girl’s POV
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Audrina is Almost See Through
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Rihanna See Through
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Her Name is Hilary Fisher…She’s Posing in an Orange Thong and I Love Her
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33 Minutes of Epic Fails
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I Wanna Fuck Rita ORa
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How To Avoid a Bear Attack
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Sports Pictures that Will make You Double Take
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6 Sex Positions for the Heat
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Frederica Nargi Hot Ass
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Unsuccessful Plank
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Candid Nudes of Some Busty Babe Named Erica Cambell
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This Caprice Model is Spectacular
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Getting it On On the Train
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Here’s One Salad I’d Like To Toss
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Some Girl Named Maria Kouka Busting Out of Her Shirt Seems Fun
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Candice Swanepoel has Legs
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A Car that Need Some Fixing
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More Lady Gag on her Comeback TOur
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Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer Posing for UFC
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Ireland Baldwin Licking Her Boyfriend’s Abs
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Tamara Ecclestone Sloppy Tits in a Bikini
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Funny Dude Getting Slammed with a Ball
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Some Stupid Big Tits!
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The Pussy Motorbike
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I am So Into Alyssa Milano’s Pokies
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In Case you Missed it – Yoga Pants
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Guess This Ass
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This Girl Makes Sexy Videos…
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Who’d You Rather Fuck? Celebrity or Model?
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A whole lot of Twerk…
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Seriously Sweaty Fucking Feet
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Backflip Trick Shot
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Sophie Turner in a Bikini
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Kanye West Freaking Out on the Paparazzi
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Today in Selfies
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Some Hot as Fuck Webcam Webcamming….
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REMEMBER – WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE PRINCESS’ LEG AND NEED YOUR HELP

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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Slut Eats Sluts Broken Asshole
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Big Titty Cam Dance
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Fake Tits Masturbating
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Weirdest Pussy Ever
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Water Fetish
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YUMMY FECES!
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HOT CAM GIRLS….WE LIKE CAM GIRLS>…
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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STOP BALDING IN ITS TRACKS…
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Farrah Abraham’s Sex Tape!!
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The Best Place to Watch Sports…
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REMEMBER – WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE PRINCESS’ LEG AND NEED YOUR HELP

I hope I can find a girl to do this to me later….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

12

Jul

Rihanna is Fun on Instagram of the Day

The bad news in this is that I saw a video of Rihanna on a boat, wasted as fuck, posted to her friend INSTAGRAM …but I was out of the house staring at girls in bikinis tanning…and I didn’t have a chance to download it before it got pulled…I am a bad blogger like that…but I will tell you this…the breakdown is coming…she was fucking wasted and it was amazing…but all we have to show for it are a few shitty instagram pics…which don’t really showcase just how wasted during the day this Rihanna girl is…so wasted that you know she’s feeling sadness…sadness I wish she was feeding with my cock cuz she’s hot..and so is her friend in the white bikini….

Here’s a bonus see through pic of her…cuz we like her nipples…

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

12

Jul

Laura Prepon Titties from Some Netflix Show of the Day


Apparently there is a Netflix original series that has decided to cast Laura Prepon, the tits from That 70s Show, that haven’t worked since That 70s show, that we would have been a lot more fun to stare at a decade ago, but that are still tits on TV, or on websites that have figured out a way to become TV for 7 dollars a month…

I don’t have netflix, I have never seen the shit, it’s about women’s prison, and as of now, I’ve seen the good parts..and I guess so have you.

Posted in:Laura Prepon|NSFW

2013

12

Jul

Kate Upton in a Bikini of the Day

Yesterday, I met a man who told me how beautiful he found Kate Upton.

I was reminded that not everyone is a hater of fat chicks like me, and that they can take in a huge set of fat chick titties with open arms, because sometimes titties are so great, that you don’t need to to acknowledge the dumpy ass, the gunt, the weird wide hips, or the retard glaze in her eye….

But for some reason, a reason I call, this bitch is not in front of me offering to feed me with her sloppy tits, allowing me to take a step back and judge her on every inch of her body, when I look at her, all I see is a pile of fucking overrated shit, and even her massive tits, that would be fun to play with, don’t have the power to support themselves in a way that makes them look good…but I guess her bikini does…and that’s kinda her move…and that’s what she’s doing in these pics and ultimately, I’m still a dude, and totally down to stare at it..

Posted in:Kate Upton