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2013

09

Jul

Drunk Rihanna at the Kings of Leon Concert of the Day

All my predictions are coming true…Rihanna is a fucking mess and it is fucking amazing….

Whenever I think of this bitch, I try to put myself in her shoes, not because I have a woman’s shoe fetish, you know the kind of guy who sniffs and fucks expensive designer shoes, but because every once in a while, mainly when I see her pictures, I try to understand how someone from the fucking ghetto of the Caribbean islands deals with making 100 million dollars a year, interest alone on that shit is more than the entire city of Bridgetown combines makes, making her in a pretty fucked up position, in a pretty fucked up place, where getting wasted to the point of not standing doesn’t matter, it is probably the least of her concerns while all the leeching assholes trying to get a piece of her ignorant, uneducated puppet ass…are more of an issue…but I guess this is the gateway to a bigger meltdown, that I would blame Kings of Leon for it…cuz I blame Kings of Leon for everything wrong in the world…from Lily Aldridge to my next wife’s inability to commit, but not for the impending premature death of Rihanna, that shit’s all her own doing…thanks to her addiction to fame and fortune…The American way…

Here is a pic of her in her bikini for those of you who prefer half naked Rihanna to drunk Rihanna, when I prefer a bit of both, it leads to bad decision making.

TO SEE A WHOLE LOT OF PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

09

Jul

Mos Def Force Fed Guantanamo Style of the Day

What better way to have a morning coffee, than to do it to a video of Mos Def getting forced fed like one of the prisoners in Guantanamo Bay, many are not even guilty of a crime, all are getting tortured in horrible conditions everyday because anything goes in Guantanamo, shit’s off American soil…

I am all for the protests to close this facility down…and I guess so is Mos Def, and he’s doing something awesome to get it out there.

UPDATE – Here are a couple young girls getting the Mos Def Feeding Tube without the theatrics…but Guantanamo Bay, despite its cool name, is still trouble…

Posted in:stepNEWS

2013

09

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have decided to take on online dating, ideally targeting the women looking for long term relationships, taking advantage of their vulnerability, in order to stage the best fucking comedy I can…It’s not evil, because at least they will get a free dinner out of it, now if only I can land an actual date to get the wheels in motion, I guess I’ll have to aim for the fattest and saddest…and while I do that…

Here are some links….

Julia Pereira is Amazing in a Bikini
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I Love How Grandpa Plays Beer Pong
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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What You Can Learn From the SpringBreakers Special Features
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Cool Nelson Mandela Tribute by Morgan Freeman, Clint Eastwood, ETC
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15 Self Shots of Babes…
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Motorist Saves the Coffee Mug….
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Kanye West Music Video
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Hey Sexy Lady…
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Girls on Cam are the New Pornstar…but Less Broken, More Awesome, and Just Down to Entertain…for free…AWESOME…
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

08

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Telling a girl you’re DrunkenStepfather and you follow her on instagram when you run into her at a bar, coffee shop, the park, probably won’t get you laid, if you’re lucky, it also won’t get the police called, because let’s face it, not everyone, especially hot girls I stare at on Instragram, are not always down with what we do here, even though it’s the ultimate website, no matter what you say….

Here are some links…

Hot Bitches with Thigh Gap…
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Kendall Jenner’s Ass in a Bikini is Good.
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Kaley Cuoco Starbucks for Two!
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Sofia Vergara Ass in Leggings!
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Some Half Naked Bitch with a Gun
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Eliza Doolittle in Cute Lil Panties…
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Clever Fucking Beer Fridge Campaign….
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Grandpa Ruins Beer Pong
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Jenny McCarthy is Joining The View
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BEST DANCER EVER
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The Craziest Thing About Springbreakers You Will LEarn front eh DVD Features
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This Women Gets the Best Revenge…
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10 Songs About Masturbation
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Today in Bikini Contests
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Hammock Fail….
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Miley’s 13 Year Old Sister Getting Drunk on the Beach
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Emma Watson for W Magazine of the Day
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Funny Pretentious Lyrics Translated!
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Runaway Tire Hits Cameraman
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John Mayer Dedicates a Song to Katy Perry….How Pathetic
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Reggie Bush’s New Fiance is Fat Like Kim Kardashian…
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Hey Guys Sophie Turner is Going to Caymen…and She’s Bringing Her Ass
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Who’s Ass Would You Rather Fuck? One Of Them May Give You Herpes
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Old Lady Driving in Fog
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Big Brother Racism!
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More Paris Hilton in a BIkini
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Hot Girls in Super Hero Undies
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Some Beach Babe and her Big Old Titties
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Matt Damon is So gay
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I LIKE THE WAY THIS BIKER PARKS HIS BIKE
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Naked Girl on a Trampoline…Amazing
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Gymnastic First Pitch
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9 Tips for Surviving a Pub Crawl!
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Slutty Celebrity Twitter Pics
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Amanda Costa
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Julia Pereira Hot as Fuck in a Bikini of the Day
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Hot Girls in Bikinis
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Boating in the Marina Fail…
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Andy Murray’s Bitch
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More Rihanna in a Bikini
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Funny LED Screen Fail
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Girl Gets a Crazy Kick to Her Face By a Psycho
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Quits Twitter
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Bare Hand Fisherman
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A Whole Lot of Big Old Titties
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Stacy Keibler is Single, Now You’ve Got a Chance!
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This is the Best Bird Ever
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Girls on Cam are the New Pornstar…but Less Broken, More Awesome, and Just Down to Entertain…for free…AWESOME…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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I Wish all My Showers Were Like This
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Sex With a Gear Shift
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Webcam Masturbation
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Fart Fetishes are the Worst tThing Ever
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Shitty Voyeur Sex
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Creepiest Masturbation Video Ever
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This Pussy Takes the Pepsi Challenge
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Lesbian Necrophilia Fetish
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Some Arab Tits
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HOT CAM GIRLS….WE LIKE CAM GIRLS>…
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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STOP BALDING IN ITS TRACKS…
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Hottest Sex Tape Ever….
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The Best Place to Watch Sports…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

08

Jul

Guess the Bikini Ass of the Day

Here’s the challenge – Guess who this ass belongs to and how old the ass is.

The prize – there is no fucking prize…unless you’re a babe or Cora Keegan, in which case I’ll cum inside you as long as you’re not on birth control or a dude…

The rules – there are no fucking rules, because I hate games, it is Elizabeth Hurley and her ass is probably pushing 70 by now, but that ass doesn’t look a day over 40, which happens to be a day under I’m still willing to human centipede that shit, I’m talking sew my mouth to it, and let me die a happy man, because it’s pretty glorious…

To see the rest of the pica FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:stepGAMES

2013

08

Jul

Tulisa Contostavlos in a Bikini of the Day


I have seen this chick give a sloppy blow job to a black guy on the internet…I probably have it on one of my old computers…but her legal team made everyone take it down…and I can’t find it with a google search…but the memory of liking it is probably better than watching it again…imagination and broken memory is always better… I THINK THIS MAY BE IT …disappointing that as a Greek Girl…especially a fat greek girl, she’s not taking it Greek…

She was fatter, she was using it to get gigs from Simon Cowell on TV, and it worked…and as a firm believer of a whore exploiting her whore face…but having dick cum all over it…she’s a fucking winner to me…especially now that she’s richer, equally trashy, and most importantly less fat. Alwaus a whore…but this time drinking Champagne not black dick, at least not in video for everyone to see, we can assume her mouth is up to the same antics behind closed doors…getting ahead giving head…

To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Tulisa Contostavlos

2013

08

Jul

Taylor Swift’s 4th of July Bikini Pics of the Day

I heard the Taylor Swift Trouble song on the radio the other day for the first time and it won me over….now I hate pop music, but anyone who tries to argue that that isn’t one of the best composed pop songs in the last few years is just hating on her for the sake of hating on her…when really we should be supporting her for being a tall, skinny thing who may even have some implants now, who despite wearing her high waisted bikini because she thinks she’s fat, or has some scars from all the abortions she’s had to have done surgically cuz her vagina was ridden with herpes so bad it swelled shut and they couldn’t get the vacuum in…turns me the fuck on…I guess like a 14 year old girl, I’m easily brain washed…or maybe I just like sluts…even when they aren’t marketed as sluts…especially when they are worth 100 million dollars…

I am ready to K-Fed her.

Here are her 4th of July pics…

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2013

08

Jul

Rihanna in a Bikini of the Day

Rihanna is fun even if she’s a phoney poser piece of shit with no talent…you know with absolutely nothing authentic about her…because she traded her soul in for fame back when she was a 15 year old hooker in Barbados and now she’s traded in her privacy, puts herself out there on blast, loves the attention, and is this massive money making machine, fame, money and power that even a rich coddled kid couldn’t handle…so I can’t even understand how some gutter chick from a shanty keeps pulling it off without losing her fucking mind…but I’m pretty sure in due time, she will, and I’ll be front row trying to save her…you know I’m a hero/opportunist like that…and in the mean time, I’ll just stare at her bikini pics for Instagram…

To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

08

Jul

Dog Helps Save Bird of the Day

This video made me laugh, even though I don’t believe in laughter, I think it is the route of all evil and a government conspiracy to try to distract us from the real corruption and control they have over us, you know dumb us down with drugs and comedy….but maybe I look into things too much.

You see it is of a man trying to save a bird and his little dog coming to help in what I assume ends badly for the bird…and despite not wishing death on any living thing, even the ones I eat like a hypocrite..this made me laugh…

Posted in:Videos

2013

08

Jul

Heidi Klum Bikinis of the Day


Heidi Klum may be 100 years old and she may have a dozen half black babies and her body may have been ravaged by Seal’s arm sized penis…but she still looks good enough in a bikini for me…which isn’t saying much, I have a bikini fetish and can jerk off to bikinis hanging on a clothes line, it’s a talent…a very weird talent that I thank my delusions and imagination for making possible…but not as much as I thank Heidi Klum for putting that well traveled ass crack on Instagram to show off her sunburn..that’s the kind of light hearted fun that could get a bitch raped…especially when she looks like Heidi Klum, I mean she’s almost begging for someone to shit on her like she was still in Germany…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Heidi Klum