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2013

27

Jun

Barbara Palvin for Glamour Italy of the Day


19 year old model Barbara Palvin …who you may remember as some girl who Victoria’s Secret decided to pretend Bieber cheated on Selena Gomez on with, because it got her in the media and made her count…without realizing Bieber fans hate girls who sleep with Bieber…

Her story confuses me, I mean she’s from Hungary…she was discovered at 13…and is now a top model..working for big brands and magazines…

All while most girls from ex-communist countries who are found at 13 end up doing cam shows in dungeons..when not being human trafficked, but I guess there’s more money in it when you use the tall ones for mainstream work…

All while there are equally hot girls in New York city alone who haven’t hit this level of fame…I mean who don’t even have an agency..

Seems pretty suspicious to me, and while I don’t bother researching or investigating this cuz I got better shit to do, you can stare at her in a bikini….

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2013

27

Jun

Chloe Lecareaux Hot for Biba of the Day

Chloe Lecareaux is some model who I assume is from France because she was discovered at the Cannes Film Fest…and more importantly her last name is Lecareaux….

Not that where she is from, or the fact that she was born August 21, or that she’s 5 foot 8 and a Half…that half is importing….or that she’s into painting and modern art…actually matters…

What does matter is that body, I mean just look at her posing in bathing suits for some shit called BIBA…unfortunately not topless with her amazing bush spilling out of the waistband of her bottoms…the way I’d expect anyone in France to be modelling bikinis….but I take what I can get..seriously…you should see the last bitch I had sex with…disgusting.

Posted in:Chloe Lecareaux

2013

27

Jun

Jessie J Twitter Bikini Continues of the Day

UK popstar Jessie J is really into celebrating her booty as she poses with her big ass and shaved head for twitter…

She reminds me more of a pornstar posing on set of some ass fetish movies that end with 4 black dudes cumming on her shaved head,rather than a popstar…Oh right, all girls remind me of pornstars on set.

Thank you porno niches, for making touching on everything front the elderly, to the handicapped, to the teens…there’s something for everyone..making everyday innocent bitches do totally slutty things in my mind without even knowing it…

Girl in line at Starbucks, we just had sex and I just came in your ass…in my mind….and it was amazing.

Posted in:Jessie J

2013

27

Jun

Miranda Kerr in a Bikini for Some Magazine of the Day

Apparently, Miranda Kerr made the Forbes list of top 100 most powerful entertainers…I am not sure why, because she’s not really an entertainer, I mean sure getting half naked is entertaining for some of us….but it doesn’t really count, neither does marrying an entertainer and having his baby…so I can only assume Forbes jerks off to his wife’s Victoria’s Secret catalog when she’s out getting groceries like it was still 1990 pre-Internet.

I mean, she just quit Victoria’s Secret to attempt to be an independent worker in the half naked game. It may lead to TV and acting, but it hasn’t yet. She’s definitely not making Oprah’s 100 million a year, or Beiber’s 58 Million a year, or Ellen’s 56 Million a year, but is instead came it at number 100, in what I can only assume was a favor…because seeing her modelling in bikinis for some magazine I’ve never heard of is alright, but more along the lines of building up her portfolio of non-Victoria’s Secret work, rather than being powerful…

Who cares, here are the pics.

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2013

27

Jun

Scarlett Johansson for Vanity Fair of the Day

I posted a couple of pics from this Vanity Fair photoshoot with Scarlett Johansson yesterday, I figure I’d post the rest, because she is one of those overrated, properly marketed Hollywood twat, who despite being doughy and uninteresting, is celebrated by men everywhere, even though she gets people arrested and locked up for sharing her nude pics with the world, even if he wasn’t the one taking the nude pics, but was the one clever enough to figure out her password was “ILoveCake123″….which is really something any of us could have figured out at the time of the nude pics, back when she was married, before her husband left her for an upgrade, who is hardly even that great herself….

The whole thing confuses me, but alas, she’s trying, and not horribly overrated, sloppy, or boring, and for that I will endorse her…even if I hate all she represents. I mean besides the big tits. We like the big tits..especially when the belly is under SPANX

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2013

27

Jun

Kate Moss Modelling Shoes of the Day

I don’t have a foot fetish, or a shoe fetish, if anything, I find that shit just weird as fuck. It makes me uncomfortable.

I figure all fetishes stem from some getting molested by your uncle or camp councillor or priest place…..

It just can’t be healthy or beneficial to be into one specific thing obsessively for sexual purposes. It is creepy….

I mean there are people out there who can only get off to a girls feet, and even some people who can only get off to fucking a girl’s shoe…

I think a better strategy is to just be a general pervert who likes all things and makes them sexual even when they aren’t, especially when those things are Kate Moss, being all old and used up like a cummed on rag in the corner of your bedroom you haven’t washed in years…she’s just that good.

Posted in:Kate Moss

2013

27

Jun

Gwyneth Paltrow in her Bra for her New Movie of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow is in a movie where Mark Rufalo and his silly sounding voice is a sex addict trying to have a normal relationship after a bunch of years of sex addiction sobriety…in what I guess is an attempt for both of them to have a little “independent” film work in efforts to legitimize their billion dollar Action movie Avengers selling out…

Well the trailer dropped and I guess it was only natural that from a production that made the ill decision of casting Gwyneth Paltrow, more bad decisions would follow, like getting her 40 year old mom body in lingerie, and worse…putting it in the trailer, so people like me post about it – pointing and laughing, even though I’d probably mouth fuck her underwear whether it was on her or not, so hard and long that it would dissolve from the moisture..

Well, I guess shit got me talking, proving yet again that marketing to men is pretty easy..it just takes a little half nakedness.

Here’s the trailer

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2013

27

Jun

Jennifer Aniston Leads Men to Do This of the Day


If you were marrying Jennifer Aniston, you know if you were the chosen, you’d probably be out killing dogs too…

I mean you are the one dude who has pulled off a task so many dudes have bowed out of both gracefully, and not so gracefully…

All to make the general public really question her vagina and it’s inability to seduce men…

I mean she looks ok in the movies, she’s got hot tits and a toned body, but she must be a real fucking devil pussy, with a sour and horrible personality, cuz she just can’t keep a dude locked in…..

But going out there and killing dogs…that shit helps deal with the anger you feel inside when trapped by her….

At least that’s what I assume this is all about…I mean it couldn’t be a movie set or anything, that’d be crazy talk.


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2013

27

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I wonder why sisters never want to have sex together as much as we want them to have sex together.

I wonder why asking girls for pussy pics in a cute and finn way by spelling it out like you’re on a kids show “N00dz” or “Bewbs”…doesn’t make things less creepy, but in fact makes it more creepy.

I wonder why I was walking by a construction site this morning and a piece of metal that I guess got caught in the wind hit me right in the fucking eye, like to the point where I should probably go to the hospital in efforts to sue, but won’t because I’d rather nap.

That piece of metal had so many options of places it could slam into, but for some reason, a reason I call god hating me, it chose my eye….

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

Yo Shit it’s Like an Archie Comic Up In Here – With All These Slutty Redheads
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Deadmau5 and Kat Von D Broke Up Cuz She’s a Nazi and He’s a Jew – It Just Couldn’t Work
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Real Life Mutant Ninja Turtle
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Demolition Party Fail….
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Sexiest Art Books Around…
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Scooter Rider Attempts to Jump Train Tracks
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Craziest Conservative Congress in America
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Hammock Fail
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Dog Pushing a Puppy in a Shopping Cart
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Kelly Brook Cleavage
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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2013

26

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

All my gay friends are already married…to the cock….but the fact this issue is still an actual issue makes no sense to me. I believe we should have the right to marry anything we want, including this pair of panties I just found in dumpster and had sex with. The government shouldn’t get in the way of love. I’d say Good job California, but the fact this wasn’t already done, is too ridiculous to celebrate….but at least there’s some progress in something that shouldn’t even exist…

The best thing about Gay Marriage is the opportunity it provides men to be Gold Diggin’ hoes. For those of you who always wanted to “Anna Nicole Smith” a dying billionaire, now is your chance…gay grandpas with money are totally impotent, just want companionship, and if Matt Damon can be gay for pay, so can all of us…

I see this as opportunity for a better life…the government doesn’t want us to have…cuz The government is a scam…Here are some step links..

Miley in an Angora Diaper
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Miley’s Barely There Ass
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A Lot of Girls Showing Off Their Booties…
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Lucy Hale in Lucky Magazine
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Twitter’s Reaction to Aaron Hernadez’s Murder Charger – My Favorite is “Goin in a tight end, coming out a wide receiver”
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Miranda Kerr in Some See Through
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Rosie Jones – Tennis Erotica
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Some Random Girl With Big Tits
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Kid Plays Titanic Theme Song on Guitar….I Fucking Hate This Song…
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Ariana Grande for Seventeen You fucking Perverts
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Blake Lively and Her Husband Aren’t Fucking Enough in These Pics…
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Ruth Negga Tits in Some Movie
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Full Throttle Roller Coaster
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Jason Biggs’ Annoying WIfe in a Shitty See Through
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Sallie Axl and Emma Glover in Bikinis
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Friend of DrunkenStepfather – GypsyOne – Hot Fucking Pics
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Some Trashy Implants on Some Host Body named Chloe Sims in a Bikini
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Rihanna and her Cotten Candy I’d Like to Suck Out of Her Asshole On Its Way Out…
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MTV to Air the HILLS Alternate Ending I Hope Includes Them All Dying
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Fun Blonde Strips While Playing Videogames
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Miley Cyrus Will Toss Your Salad
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Manchester United’s WAG Looks Alright from the Belly Button Up in these Bikini Pics
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Christian Rockers POD – Whose Sister I USed to Sext – Hate Kanye…
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Laura Prepon in Some Lace Top….
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The Guy On Shrooms Who Rips Off his Penis is Funny
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Stars Who Passed on Iconic Hollywood Roles…
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Some Hot Topless Tennis for a Lad Mag…
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Clam Lickin’ Salt
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Sasha Grey Naked and Better than Clothed
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Jared Leto in Drag
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Girls in a Tight Dress
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Not At All Creepy
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Charisma Carpenter’s Big Old as Fuck Fake Titties…in a Dress…
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Turkish Cops Beat the Shit Out Protesters
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So Many Top Heavy Bitches
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Jess Davies Big Named Tits
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Emma Watson in Teen Vogue….
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What Girls in Bikinis on the Beach Are Probably Not Thinking..
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Anti-Gravity Table…
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Life After DOMA – BEFORE AND AFTER PICS
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Bull Dog Afraid of His Own Farts
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Sasha Grey – When Not Doing Porn – Is Disgusting
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Throwback Heather Locklear Exercise Video
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Miley Cyrus Broke VEVO Record – Good Job Lil Slut
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Some Crazy BMX Rider Drew Bezanson
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Girls With Abs
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Jessica Biel with Pit Bulls
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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Hidden Cam Captures Girl Masturbating in Toilet
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This Fat Naked Jog is the Best Thing Ever
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Self Anal Fisting
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This Haze Her Shit Isn’t So Bad
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Glass Dildo Masturbation
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Some Amateur Chick and Her Big Old Titties
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Don’t Walk into that Cabin in the Woods…
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Big Tits on Cam
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Girls Who Strap On Together Stay Together
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Amateur Couple Fuck on an Escalator…
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Many Many Many Young Girls Trying To Make a Living Masturbating On Cam For Free….
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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