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2013

26

Jun

Scarlett Johansson for Vanity Fair France of the Day

These aren’t hot. Scarlett Johansson is old, fat, dumpy, sloppy, a divorcee, uneventful and not very interesting. Her acting has consistently been emptiness, and her personal life equally dull. She’s about as colorful as a pile of shit…but for some reason she got picked up, marketed heavily, loved by the masses, because of her face, and ability to hide her gut…and we all wanted to fuck her at least once…

I pretty much hate her after seeing the nude pics she sent someone to jail for leaking, when she should have been the one sent to jail for taking…not because I don’t like looking at nudes of all women, but because I thought taking homie down was a little excessive, considering she was the slut who took the pics in the first place and should have taken some ownership on that…

I mean if sharing nudes is a crime, I’m the fucking stepfather of that shit…that’s all I fucking do…so I guess whenever groups try to take my kind down, I am forced to make them enemy number 1…and hate all their non-nude work…like this shit that might as well be the cover of Good Housekeeping, a cover she’ll never get, cuz Good Housekeeper’s don’t get divorced…..a Good Housekeeper keeps her man and home good…and they don’t get their asses divorced.

An ass she’s poking out in these pice..

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2013

26

Jun

Jessie J’s White Bikini of the Day

Big Booty Bitches…her name is Jessie J, she’s from the UK, she was a popstar in a leotard for a minute and now she’s a shaved head in a bikini…

She looks like she could be a pornstar…but in her defense, all girls look like pornstars…I blame the tits and vaginas for that.

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2013

26

Jun

Xenia Deli’s Meat for VS Pink of the Day

My favorite thing about Victoria’s Secret Pink is that it is the brand’s gateway lingerie company.

It’s the Marijuana of panties, you know the one that gets them in when they are young because it is accessible and barely illegal. It always leads to the heavier shit that is more addictive and offers a lifetime of commitment and disappointment…you know the heroin of panties….

It’s what they use to seduce the kids in, with product that parents are not disgusted by, that look cute. You know nothing crotchless or lacy here…but that will allow these kids to know nothing but Victoria’s Secret into their adulthood…It’s just clever shit and they are using Xenia Deli as one of their models, which I guess is a good decision, because she’s amazing to look at, and anything that gets her half naked…even if it’s the tame collection from a brand that is overly Christian friendly, despite being owned and run by the Jews…like Christmas….all nipples and vagina photoshopped out…I’ll still stare and wonder what went wrong in my life, and what went right in Xenia’s life, that made her impossible for me to by 10 dollars a minute to on a webcam site like all the other Cold War Boomers from behind the Iron Curtain.

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2013

26

Jun

Lacey Banghard is Topless for NUTS of the Day

I may not know much about this Lacey Banghard bitch, but I know one thing, the only thing that really matters, and that is that being topless is kinda all she does…it is her one trick…and luckily for her, that trick pays the fucking bills, seduces rich men, and allows people to focus on what is important, rather than having to charm people with her personality or intelligence, those things just get in the way of objectification through staring at tits…

Now I don’t think she’s all that great, but her tits are big, she looks like a stripper, and she’s stripping, which I guess makes her good enough, and that’s all we really need in life…good enough…

The people with the lowest expectations are always the happiest…


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2013

26

Jun

Staring into Ashlee Simpson’s Soul of the Day

I am not a religious man, but every now and then I feel the need to start my day, by staring into the soul of a woman, via her vagina. It helps me question and understand our existence, you know from the source, because real enlightenment comes from knowing what it all means…and what better way to do that than to use Today’s Vagina, despite being low quality and wrapped in a bikini bottom, provided by Ashlee Simpson, the original Teen Mom, I guess in a pose inviting new sperm in for another round…cuz her career’s not quite as lucrative as her uterus…

That’s all I have to say about that…in fact, I’ve said too much.

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2013

26

Jun

“I’m Peeing in the Shower” is the LOLZ of the Day

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Close friend of the stepfamily Sam Jones…just put out a video of her at her mom’s Beach Club…peeing in the Cabana shower, a shower that I assume her mom pays more to have, all because she’s too lazy to walk to the public bathrooms…and the exchange between the two…and the video…is amazing.

This is up on some Grey Gardens, but more Jewish, less homeless shit…and I loved every second of it. I predict – TV Show.

I generally don’t endorse any of my friends or family or lovers, or people who hate me on the internet because I hate seeing people succeed, especially after I give them a co-sign, because whenever they do succeed they forget about their DrunkenStepfather…and stop answering my calls.

But it would be selfish of me to not share this with the world, you know to keep it all for myself, even though I want her to be all mine.

Like the dancing monkey I lock in the basement and who I make perform for me when I’m in the mood for her.

And to answer her question, no Sam, we can’t see your vagina, but I would definitely like to, ideally with my mouth….

Posted in:Uncategorized|Videos

2013

26

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I have groupies, whenever I tell people that, they laugh at me. Then I show them pictures and they laugh harder, because I guess the general public don’t think groupies count when they are obese amputees who are missing teeth, cross eyed, and rocking some serious asymmetrical tits with different colored nipples, that sag down to their belly butter, where you can see their scrotum-like pussy hanging, trying to escape the evil polluted mess that is her crotch…

People are jealous and haters want to hate…so be as racist as you want to stepGROUPIES Paula Deen, leaves more for me.

We are all god’s children. Here are some morning links..

The Man with the 140 Pound Testicles and 1 Inch Penis is Today’s Hero
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Bar Refaeli’s Gone Nuts on Instagram
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Stag Attacks Photographer
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Mike Tyson Teams Up with Spike Lee for an HBO Special
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Funny Video Game Fail Screen Shot
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Epic Wrestling Finishing Move
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Guess Who is Selling NORTH WEST PICS
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Lily Donaldson for Terry Richardson…Not Naked
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Old Woman Training…
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Some Chick Named Elizabeth Chambers in Town & Country Porn That Isn’t Porn At All…
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Taylor Lautner in a Perfectly Timed Pic
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday on Wednesday
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A Babe Lighting Her Babe Friend’s Fart on Fire
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Cum Foo Fighter – NSFW
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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2013

25

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

My new pick-up line is hitting up Karaoke bars and trying to convince girls to sing love songs into the micro-sized mic that is my penis…So far, it’s got a zero percent success rate.

My other pick-up line is trying to communicate with people that their Facebook and Phones are tracked by the corporations who own them…as well as the government…so people have already seen their dirty talk, sexts and nudes, so they might as well just drop their pants or lift their skirts and show me their assholes right then and there, because everyone’s already seen it, as there dis no privacy. So far, it’s got a zero percent success rate.

Here are some stepLINKS.

Miley Cyrus Uses Twitter to Get Revenge on Her Dad
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Hailey Baldwin’s Stephen Baldwin Face in Her Bikini
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A Bunch of Girls in Selfies Taken From Their Bed
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Throwback Miranda Kerr Photoshoot
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Shailene Woodley in some Stills from her New Movie You Will Masturbate To cuz You’re Weird.
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Jordan Carver has Serious Tits
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Beat Gets Close to Hunter
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When Nature Gets Perverted
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Kate Moss in Leather
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Miranda Kerr in a Shitty See Through Dress
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Veronica Angeloni in a Bikini Lookin Hot
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Busty Redhead Topless on the BEach
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Miley Cyrus Shows She Can Suck Black Cock
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Honest Trailer – Independence Day
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Bikini Babe Faceplant Almost Dies
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Pink Spreading Her Legs – Beast Mode
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20 Hottest Pics of Some Twat Named Alyshia
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13 Hottest Disney Stars Gone Wild…
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Sarah Shahi Throws a Pitch at the Dodgers
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1 Star Porn Reviews is Some Funny Shit…
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Miley Legs to Celebrate Ying Yang Twins Miley Cyrus Song….
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Anne Rice on Paula Deen
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Girls With Some Crazy Eyes
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Lauren Stoner Saggy Vagina in a Bikini
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Johnny Depp Travels With his Pirates Costume For the Sick Kids
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Bitch Knows How To Use Her Tits To Get What She Wants
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Leopard Breaks into a House and Kills Dog – HORRIBLE.
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How To Make a Girl Mad…
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How To Recover Like a Boss
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Underboob!
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Jesinta Campbell Cleavage at Man of Steel Premiere
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I am Totally Into Malena Morgan’s Naked Posing with Lace Bunny Ears
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Hot Sexy Maid Posing Naked in Front of the Mirror
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Snoring Hummingbird
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Katy Perry and John Mayer Still FUCK
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Penis VS Pin
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Some Greek Chick in a Bikini Lookin Alright.
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Someone Invented a Penis Drawing Machine
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Old Man Fucking Up Traffic Gets Owned…
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Sodomy Is All The Rage In Colorado
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8 Drinking Games from Around the World…
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Jessica Alba Licking Ice Cream
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Fit Girl with ABS of the Day
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AnnaLynne Riding a Bike
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!

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Some babes VS a Double Ended Dildo
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This Star Fucker is Fucking Shrek’s GF
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Girls Get Off By Licking Each Other’s Feet
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What the Fuck is She Masturbating With?
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Fat Busty Muslim Wife Stips and Spreads her Ass
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Girls Who Masturbate Together Stay Together
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Some Seriously Ridiculously Huge and Amazing Tits
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This Anjelica Girl is a Fucking Babe…You’d Never Expect to See Getting her Asshole Licked.
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A Girl’s Embarrassing – Non-Nude Sexy Dance
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Many Many Many Young Girls Trying To Make a Living Masturbating On Cam For Free….
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

25

Jun

Hailey Baldwin’s Stephen Baldwin Face in a Bikini of the Day

Based on Hailey Baldwin’s face, she is Stephen Baldwin’s daughter, and like her cousin Ireland, she is out there trying to get noticed in her bikini…

It is like they are competing to keep up the family tradition of having every single family member, every last one of them famous for some reason or another….no matter what the level of fame…whether it is Oscar worthy, or Stephen Baldwin worthy, it all counts…

She’s 17, she’s not fat, and like all 17 year olds, she’s probably very fucking annoying to communicate with, but her body is pretty much at it’s prime because she’s 17 and cellulite hasn’t set in yet…

Seriously, just ask any girl you know who is no longer 17 whether she’d rather be in a bikini now or when she was 17….

Lookin’ at her from afar, is ok…for a man of age. It’s not illegal to look and if anything…looking at her from afar is probably a better situation for her…you know thanks to having daddy’s Barney Rubble face…Seriously, this almost freaks me out, but then I remember, when in a bikini a girl doesn’t have a face…


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2013

25

Jun

Is Kate Moss Wearing Panties of the Day?

Kate Moss is amazing.

I know she’s old as fuck, her stomach is starting to show, and I don’t think she’s pregnant, and she’s a fraction of what she was, but a fraction of what she was, is better than most…

She represents a better time….an era where she was a model who fucked rockstars unprotected, who partied hard and who did a ton of cocaine out in the open…she was also topless out in the open as often as possible, because I guess she had nothing to hide, seeing as she modelled topless, and couldn’t be bothered covering up for the paparazzi, it got in the way of an even tan…All while being a mom to a little girl…

Her nipples amazing, long and humble, but probably not humble at all, but cunty as fuck cuz she’s Kate Moss….

She’s still getting work and more importantly she seems to be exposing her vagina…but can’t be too sure…

Sure it’s not like we haven’t seen HER PUSSY before , but that doesn’t mean it is a delicacy, like a aged cheese, many many many people have had their hands in, but that just adds to the flavor….

All this to say, I love Kate Moss.


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