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2013

24

Jun

McKayla Maroney’s Underage Bikini Pics of the Day

IT’s not inappropriate to stare at an underage girl in a bikini, if you pretend you don’t know her age, like meeting her in the night club, and telling yourself the bouncer did the filtering for you, and he gave her 21, makin’ her fair game, even if she tells you she is actually 17, you just pretend she’s playing with your mind, before you go home with her, only to see she lives with her parents, and is still in high school, but you go for it anyway, cuz you’re not getting laid otherwise, I mean if you met in a club she must have progressive parents into this kind of thing…right?

I mean McKayla won the fucking Olympic cold, she’s a national icon, she belongs to America, there no age on that…

But there is a bikini on that…and here are the pics.

Posted in:McKayla Maroney

2013

24

Jun

Whitney Port’s Nipple Slip of the Day

Whitney Port may remind you of when pop culture was just as horrible as it is now, and there was a show called The Hills, that paved the way for shit like Jersey Shore and THe Kardashians, you know the early to market garbage used to dumb down the youth with vapid cunts talking about nonsense that was set up to be addictive for idiot kids, making garbage people think were famous…..

But she reminds me of two girls I saw braless and in summer dresses earlier today, while waiting for a coffee,staring and hoping their tit would fall out as they told each other very intense stories that probably weren’t that intense at all, but they thought they were…

Only unlike Whitney Port, the two girls I saw, didn’t fall out of their dresses…but they were more exciting and less sad than this cry for attention…

Posted in:NSFW|Whitney Port

2013

24

Jun

Farrah Abraham New Tits Topless on the Beach of the Day

If you read the site, you will know that I really endorse this Farrah Abraham and her move into porn.

It’s not just because I had the EXCLUSIVE CLIP OF HER SQUIRTING

It’s much bigger than that….

It’s like she represents all the is wrong in the world, while doing things the way I want her to be doing things…

I mean sure, she’s annoying, she’s a total entitled cunt, even though she’s nothing but a porn chick. She’s got shitty implants, even with her new ones…but she squirts…on camera…for the promise of more fame…like she’s Kim Kardashian, only not Kim Kardashian…cuz Kim Kardashian played the sex tape as a scandal, where she was the victim, while this one is posing topless on the beach in staged shoots, attending porn conventions, all while pretending to not be a pornstar, when all she’s really done to date that matters, other than being a responsible teen with her pussy, is porn…

I mean she’ll never be a big deal, she’ll never be hot, but bitch squirts and that’s some magical shit, when it happens in a porn with a pornstar as she pretends it’s not porn.

Celebrity Sex Tapes, for the promise of Fame and Fortune, to those who don’t matter anymore, or never did, is porn to me…and I guess it is porn to everyone, including the porn companies who produce it…and Farrah, love her or hate her, is owning this shit, and doing it right…even if it’s obvious, played out, there’s still nudity and I love it…


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Posted in:Farrah Abraham|NSFW

2013

24

Jun

Nina Dobrev Bikini Top with her Brother of the Day


So it turns out that Nina Dobrev fans do not like when you suggest her and her brother fucked while they were in Paradise together…

Because they don’t view fucking a sibling as if it is masturbation, you know keeping it in the family, cuz we are one…even though so many brother and sisters fuck, especially during puberty, they just don’t talk about it, because society would shun them…

Nina Dobrev’s People went nuts on me for this Tweet…

It almost hurt my feelings…but I have no feelings…and even if I did, these insignificant things wouldn’t affect them…but it was kinda funny…for a couple minutes while I was taking a shit…and actually using twitter to distract me from the loneliness that comes with taking shits.

Posted in:Nina Dobrev

2013

24

Jun

Cristina Tosio Hot for Elle Spain of the Day

Cristina Tosio is a Spanish Model…and in being Spanish…she would probably cut off your dick if you were her boyfriend and she assumed you were cheating on her with the waitress that served you at the restaurant who you stared at for a few seconds longer than you should have….You see Spanish girls are passionate like that…making them pretty intense fucks…if you’re willing to risk losing your penis for them…which luckily, every time I fuck, I am…that is the foundation of me not using condoms…I’m like “Whatever, let’s get this done”…I mean it’s not like AIDS is a death sentence, and if I haven’t got herpes yet, after all the gutter pussy I’ve been inside, statistically, I probably never will….not that my penis has anything to do with this Cristina chick, but it may if I stare at these bikini pics much longer.

Posted in:Cristina Tosio

2013

24

Jun

Sarah Ann Macklin in a Bikini for Stylist Magazine of the Day

Her name is Sarah Ann Macklin, I’ve never heard of her, or maybe I have but haven’t paid attention, because I am too busy trying to figure out what went wrong with my life, before having a drink and forgetting what I was doing, as I continue to drink more…

According to GOOGLE, the trusty old, publicly traded, corporate ran, corrupt GOOGLE, she’s the girlfriend of some male model named David Gandy from the UK….and I guess like all opportunist cunts, she’s seduced him with her vagina, in some weird way because I assume being a male model gets you a lot of pussy, and now he’s making calls to get her work, just nothing really that substantial, unless of course Stylist magazine is the new VOGUE, which for some reason I highly doubt…

As far as I’m concerned, whatever publication gets any girl in a bikini for me, so that I don’t have to do the work, or the convincing,

Like last night, when I was telling bitches I’m having a pool party and need them in bikinis, only for them to tell me they won’t be coming because I don’t have a pool, because the rejection hurts my feelings.

Either way, here’s Sarah Ann Macklin…..and no one cares.

Posted in:Sarah Ann Macklin

2013

24

Jun

Rihanna Smoking Joints for Social Media of the Day

I remember a time when people pretended they didn’t smoke weed, and if they were caught smoking weed, the tabloids would go nuts, because weed is illegal and smoking it is such a scandal, worth talking about…

I guess the world has lightened the fuck up and realized who gives a fuck about weed and the people who smoke it…

The fact it is illegal, while cigarettes and booze and prescription pills are legal, is just fucking insanity and represents the corruption of society and just how free we actually are….

Not to mention, everyone from Politicians to your mom and dad smoke it.

So I’m glad people like Rihanna are weed-heads and not ashamed of promoting it, you know putting herself out there for the world to judge, partially because I care about her plight, and her activism, but mainline because I want to fuck her face…and then her wallet.

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

24

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Unlike Paula Deen, My new favorite thing to do is hang out at all black clubs and watch the tall, thin, big booty bitches, tweak their fucking asses off, like it is part of their culture, you know passed on from generation to generation, in all it’s floor slapping, boner giving glory…

My other favorite thing to do is masturbating.

Here are some morning links to start the week out in a sad, lonely, filled with failure and regret kind of way…only more fun than that.

30 CCs of Big Fucking Tits…
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Dog Vs Dandelions
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Obama Sings Daft Punk
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Georgia May Jagger Gives me Boners…
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This is How They Blow Leaves in Poland
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How To Hypnotize a Chicken
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This Flying Bike is Pretty Crazy
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Blowjob So Awesome It Will make You SHit (NSFW)
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Ashton Kutcher in the Trailer for JOBS
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10 Dumbest Facebook Updates This Weekend
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My Internet GF Who Doesn’t Love Me Back – Claudia Romani – Thong Ass
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Picture of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

21

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve decided to be a sperm donor, but not the traditional kind that goes to the sperm bank and jerks off for money, I want to be a philanthropic sperm donor who gives needy lesbians mason jars full of my sperm of them to put into their turkey basters to make themselves some babies.

I figure I am just doing my part, you know it’s the least I can do for the lesbians, you know after years of them hating me for having a penis…

I generally have no tolerance for things that claim they don’t want penis when I am convinced they really do want penis… but are just confused about penis because a penis hurt them…physically or emotionally, but I’m ignorant.

What it comes down to is that I’m helping people, and that’s what this life is about. I can sleep better at night…but they may not when they realize the sperm I gave them is not very good quality, but do they expect meeting a motherfucker to father their lesbian baby off craigslist

Here are some stepLINKS…

Chinese Fans Mob Beckham
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Amanda Bynes Got Her Implants Removed…
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Hot Asses in Bikinis….
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Elsa Hosk Forgot her Bikini – Bitch
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Chrissy Teigen Naked for GQ
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Ashley Greene’s Wet Camel Toe
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How to Cross the Road in Russia
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Her Name is Liz And She’s Posing Hot and Half Naked
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The Best of Fails
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Your Weekly Dose of WTF
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Deadly Thai Street Fight
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Miranda Kerr is Sporty for Vogue Korea
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Which Ass Would You Rather Fuck?
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Cameron Diaz Getting Groped on Set. Wonder what that Smells Like.
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Meadow Soprano is Sad
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Bad Teacher Sequel is Happening….
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The Asshole’s Guide to Spoiling TV Shows
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I Like Greek Next Top Model….TITs
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Julianne Hough Cuddling Puppies
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart the Jackie Stallone Edition..
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25 Hit GIFs
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Hot Girls in Front of the Mirror
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Jennifer Aniston Pokies
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Never Wet is a Cool Product Except When Fuckin
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This Director Loves his Job
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Naked Tennis!
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Katherine is a Suicide Girl…..
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Katie Holmes Has Kinky Marks on Her – Alien.
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Bikini Season is Here…
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Kerry Washington in a Magazine….
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Guess The Actress with the Non Existent Ass
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Johnny Depp is Blind in One Eye – What a Loser
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Abercrombie and Fitch Thinks Taylor Swift is a Whore Too
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Some Interspecies Bonding….
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The Largest Rodent!!
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Jeep VS Pool
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Some Hot Naked Blonde Bitch
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Looks Like Kendall Jenner Has Been Practicing her BJ Technique
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Some Declassified UFO Documents
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J.Lo Getting Walk of Fame She Paid For
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Tennis Babes from Wimbeldon
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Wu Tang Clan’s Sign Language Interpreter is Pretty Awesome
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Kendall Jenner Being Naughty with a Lollipop
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Girls Bent at the Waist
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Best Tampon Ad
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Silly VIdeo With a Hot Booty
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Let’s Look Up Teen Mom’s Skirt…
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Monkey Steals Pen…
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See over 1000 cam girls naked right now!”
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Girl VS Fuck Machine
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Hot Young Masturbation
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Champagne Enema Worth Getting Drunk OFf Of
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Creamy Wet Pussy
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5 Smutty GIFS
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How About a No Shame Side of the Street Quickie
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Some Dildo Action…
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Girl in a Nightgown on the Stairs
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Ava Sparx on the Casting Couch…Lookin’ Young while Making Horrible Life CHoices I Support.
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Arab Teen in the Shower
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Shit Eating Slut.
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I like jerking off to this…
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

21

Jun

Nicki Minaj Titties for Social Media of the Day

Nicki Minaj has some big titties that she’s clever enough to put on display for the internet..because I guess it’s a competitive world and she’s gotta cray for attention any way she can…or maybe, just maybe she realizes that cropping out her fat donkey ass is a smart move to trick the whites who are into her music that she’s worth jerking off to…I mean I can’t stand her music, I don’t like her marketing lie, or the bullshit that surrounds her and every other popstar out there, but I sure don’t mind when they are topless, but that logic applies to all girls, so send in your pics of you doing the Nicki Minaj, and I don’t mean rap like a retarded kid hitting his head against the wall, I mean hand pasties, because I’d like to masturbate to them.

The good news is we’ve come so far from an era where seeing a topless celeb would actually be shocking or exciting, the age of the internet, has bred a whole lot of slut…and you know what…that’s fantastic.

Here she is continuing her black Gaga clown behavior…in a way I can endorse….as long as it is on mute.

Posted in:Nicki Minaj