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2013

14

Jun

Charlie Sheen Doesn’t Like Farrah Abraham as Much as Me of the day

Being the >Teen Mom Farrah Abraham hub of the internet, you know the unofficial fan club that I am president of, I feel obligated to post this Charlie Sheen letter to her, that I can assume was designed by both their PR teams, to generate some buzz for both of them…and I am OK with that, because I love the bottom feeding cries for attention, especially cuz it comes with amazing porn….that isn’t that great…but great to me…from the way she fucks and squirt and takes it up the ass cuz she’s learned her lesson getting pregnant the first time, even though it made her famous, to the fact that it shows us just what fame does to a slut…

I’m a fan…

“hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua; I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn. your daughter must be so proud. please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life. oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow. bye! cs.

I think he coulda done better….

To see the highlight reel of her sex tape FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Farrah Abraham

2013

14

Jun

Former Miss USA Winners Naked for PETA of the Day

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What the fuck is the deal with these censored pics…especially with Shanna Moakler, the crazy chick from Playboy no one remembers, but who go together with a couple other twats to do this for PETA, partially because it is a good cause, but mainly because PETA will work with anyone, especially if there are 3 of them, cuz 3 is better than 1.

They are ex-Miss USA winners, one who has gone onto Playboy, the rest, who give a fuck….and they are naked…but for some reason, like a Barbie Doll and/or Angelina Jolie, nipple-less.

Weird fucking look…but I’ll post it anyways, cuz I know there’s a niche for that…

I want the uncensored pics!

Posted in:PETA

2013

14

Jun

Barbara Palvin’s Nip Slip of the Day

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Barbara Palvin the overrated model from Eastern Europe who is 19 and her success remains a total fucking mystery, had a nipple slip.

I don’t know when and I don’t know where, I just know the pic was emailed to me, so it happened.

It’s not jerk off material, but nipples are better than no nipples, just ask Angelina Jolie, she’s had both, and despite what she tells you. I choose nipples.

TO SEE HER AT SOME VIVA COMET AWARDS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

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2013

14

Jun

Miranda Kerr’s Hot Vogue Cover of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is on the cover of Vogue and I have a feeling when the rest of the pics drop…there will be nipple.

The reason I think that, is because she’s on her own now, an independent worker, a free agent, facing the world without a billion dollar brand behind her, and now she will see if we like her for her, or because Victoria’s Secret master minded us in, and the way all girls seek approval is through nudity….

I appreciate this quest, because I am a pervert.

TO SEE HER THROW A FIRST PITCH AT A BASEBALL GAME AWKWARDLY
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Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2013

14

Jun

Adriana Lima For Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Thanks to the photoshop and the team of experts at Victoria’s Secret, they have made Adriana Lima, despite being 100 fucking years old, and mom, look the looks the fucking same as she has in every other shoot she’s done for them, like these are possibly from their archive that they are keeping around for contract purposes, or maybe they are new, based on the fact that they crop her from the ravaged mom stomach up…

I mean they’ve also made her look like every single other Victoria’s Secret shoot, their shit is getting old and tired like Lima, and every catalog is starting to feel like an old pussy you keep fucking cuz it is there….which isn’t a good thing…but here are the pics anyway..

TO SEE PICS OF HER AT SOME VICTORIA’S SECRET EVENT LOOKING OLD….
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2013

14

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens in some Panty Photoshoot of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is modelling in her underwear….and I can’t see past the fact that she looks like a hairy little monkey…even when half naked…I am happy that she’s taken the time to shave herself down, unlike the time when she took nude pics when she was 17 for the internet…

It’s nice to see how much she’s grown and progressed as a useless Disney Starlet into this….whatever this may be…

Who cares.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2013

14

Jun

Phoebe Tonkin in Her Bikini for Some Photoshoot of the Day

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Phoebe Tonkin is some Australian actor or model who is trying to make it in America, and I say give her the fucking Green card, because she looks fucking good, especially when her efforts involve being in a bikini, in the pool, looking amazing….

I hear good things about these Australians is that they are all fucking hot, so she likely doesn’t have a horrible ego where she thinks she’s hot, and that makes for the best kind of bottom feeder, you know she’s not like the shitty stripper with bad attitude who pretends she’s the fucking Queen of England while you negotiate a shitty lap dance with her for 10 dollars a song.

If you want more pics of her HERE SHE IS IN VOGUE

Posted in:Phoebe Tonkin

2013

14

Jun

Eddie Murphy’s Daughter Showing Some Aerola of the Day

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Eddie Murphy, probably has many illegitimate kids, and not just with Mel B, you know that kind of situation where he’s banged out many girls for decades, that he doesn’t know who his kids are, you know the kind of situation where he can meet a random chick in a bar, or backstage, and have no idea he is the father so that when he bangs them and knocks them up because it’s the easier way to do incest, ignorance is bliss….at least in this situation…

Either way, she’s hot, she’s in her bikini, and she’s showing some nip…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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Posted in:Eddie Murphy

2013

14

Jun

Anne V Hot for Elle Russia of the Day

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The worst thing about ANNE V. is that she has had sex with Adam Levine, more than once.

It’s not like it was an “oops, I am at a party drunk, and this midget rockstar wants a piece of me, and I’m new to this industry, I might as well just do it up, because I am a girl and that’s what vaginas are for”….

It was a more of a “I want a famous husband to knock me up and make me legit in the world of modelling”…

When all she had to do was get half naked…which I guess it is something she’s figured out…

Posted in:Anne Vyalitsyna

2013

14

Jun

Jackie Chan’s Best Story Ever About Bruce Lee of the Day

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Yesterday, it was announced that Jackie Chan is releasing some kind of Autobiography Musical.

After listening to him try to explain his best story ever about Bruce Lee, I realize, his autobiography may be totally impossible or insane to follow, especially set to song.

I mean this is funnier than fucking with the asian immigrant store clerk…but maybe I’m just an asshole who finds broken english hilarious.

If that doesn’t appeal to you…

Here’s an old ASAIN dude doing the splits..

Posted in:Asians|Jackie Chan|Videos