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2013

13

Jun

Amber Heard is Lovely for Malibu Magazine of the Day

I like Amber Heard and not just because she did some home wrecking better than Angelina Jolie, The Montreal Chick Who claims to have fucked Kanye, The Hookers of the Tiger Woods Scandal, because she broke up Johnny Depp and his baby momma with her amazing thin, hot, tight, half lesbian body on the set of The Rum Diaries, where she was in a bikini at least once, and that I’ve watched at least once, because I think she’s great to look at despite how low level and uneventful her fame is…I’d expect more from her!!

I like her cuz she is hot. Here she is in some magazine that doesn’t matter….

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2013

13

Jun

Anahi Gonzales is Wearing Mom Bathing Suits of the Day

Anahi Gonzales is not a very famous commercial model who does shoots for bathing suit companies, that unlike most bathing suit companies, are not very hot bathing suits, in fact these are the kind of bathing suit you find on moms at the resort, designed to cover their problem spots like their raped from having kids and loving cake bellies, you know the one piece with extra SPAX elasticity through the midsection to give the boxy menopausal pig some sort of shape other than a square, but for some reason when a hot bitch is thrown in the shit, as uneventful as it is, it’s still a celebration, because it is no where near as ill-fitting and unappealing as when the saggy drunk mom in the bikini is begging the bartender to taste her 15 year old after birth….if you know what I mean…

Hot bitches in anything from diapers, to coffins, are still hot bitches.

Posted in:Anahi Gonzales

2013

13

Jun

Taylor Swift is Giving Me Boners of the DAy

What happened to this awkward nerdy hundred millionaire in her oversized clothes and sneakers making her long lean model-like body look like some kind of lanky character in a sitcom that always falls all over herself…

I just don’t know…

But I do know that I like it. It’s like the weird girl makeover that happened in every Teen Comedy of the 90s, only real life. Take off the glasses, apply some make-up, put her in a hot dress, let down her hair, and boom, all of a sudden babe.

I heard she’s gonna be in Canada this weekend, too bad I’m too lazy, cuz otherwise I’d totally stand out her hotel waiting for an autograph in the form of herpes…you know the real fan kind of autograph that you can’t frame, but you can remember forever.

Taylor Swift, I love you.


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Posted in:Taylor Swift

2013

13

Jun

Ali Michael Titties for Glamour France Outtake of the Day

Ali Michael is a Texan model who I have never heard of because girls don’t have names, they just have tits, but she’s best known for being sent home during 2008 Fashion week, when she was 18, for being too fat and having “legs that were too plump”, while weighing 106 pounds at 5 foot 9. What a pig. Disgusting. The Kate Upton of her generation.

She hasn’t done anything major, except maybe this shoot for Elle France, where they leaked this outtake, that is all full of nipples….fat chick nipples, gross.

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2013

13

Jun

2 Chainz Robbed at Gunpoint of the Day

One of Miley Cyrus’ hard ass rapper boyfriends 2 Chainz got robbed at gunpoint, and dude runs like a motherfucker, I mean it’d be easy to call dude a bitch from the comfort of my own disgusting home, not being robbed at gunpoint, but it is safe to say if anyone came at me with a gun, it would not be the time or place to really test how tough I was, even if my whole marketing angle was being a hard rapper, I’d have no problem throwing all 2 of my chains at the crazy gun wielding aggressor, because getting shot, even if it is good for business, sucks.

Posted in:Videos

2013

13

Jun

Farrah Abraham Masturbates To Her Own Sex Tape and Got New Tits of the Day

I RAN THE EXCLUSIVE HARDCORE CLIP LAST MONTH AND I LOVED THE WAY SHE SQUIRTED , it was the highlight of the year for me. But in my defense, I have very little going on.

She was on the Howard Stern show, saying whatever gets her attention, because it’s all about selling the tapes people, you know you put yourself out there like that, you gotta make it count, otherwise you’re just a pornstar, and no one wants to be a pornstar, not even pornstars.

The hope is reality shows, public interest, Kanye West babies, etc.

The reality is more porn.

Either way, her narcissistic love for herself, took an interesting turn when she told the world she masturbates to her own porn.

HS: Do you masturbate to get through this?
FA: I masturbate to like…yeah…
HS: To what?
FA: I, like, watch my own video
HS: You do?
FA: Yeah
HS: You watch that sex video and masturbate?
FA: I do.
HS: Wow.

The interesting turn of events is that so do I, and so do most people I know who have clips of them fucking, because lets face it, sometimes your own sex, as bad as it is, is better than some ripped dude who looks like a male stripper fucking some implant bitch. You know cuz you can bring back emotions from that time and hate fuck yourself as you cry to all that went wrong.

All this to say, who doesn’t jerk off to their own porn. This isn’t shocking, it isn’t news, yet I’m posting it anyway. They have me trapped.

In other Farrah news you don’t care about…InTouch Weekly has done an exclusive expose on her much needed new implants because her tits that were the worst and now they are D cup but the pics are next level…..


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Posted in:Farrah Abraham

2013

13

Jun

Magdalena Frackowiak For Victoria’s Secret of the Day


Victoria’s Secret catalog pictures are the fucking worst. They fucking suck. They are boring as shit always the same, but they always win in a knife fight in my mind, because they feature hot half naked chicks, photoshopped or not, they are the girls all other girls aspire to be, and sure that may be putting the importance of a woman in her body, tits, and how she looks in a bikini, all thanks to aggressive marketing, but really, isn’t that all girls are good for anyway? At least ones who look like this Magdalena.

Don’t blame me, I’m not Victoria’s Secret pushing unattainable expectations on people, I’m just some dude with low standards who likes staring at girls who all girls should look like, but don’t because we didn’t kill off the uglies in the middle-ages when we had the chance. Or at least ship them off to some reclusive island to breed amongst themselves in their ugly person colony….oh right that’s how England came to be. It all makes sense now.

Posted in:Magdalena Frackowiak

2013

13

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent my night having great conversations with a girl who whistles when she breathes through her nose thanks to all the shitty blow she’s done the last 16 years, and for some reason, it was a lot of fun, possibly because she was wearing a low cut dress, showing a little ass crack cleavage, but probably because she was a racist fireball filled with hate and anger who likes sucking dick and fisting girls til they squirt in her eye.

It gave me new found hope in humanity. I shoulda taken nude pics.

Here are some morning links…

Kendra Wilkinson is In her Bikini
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Hot Bitches in Towels
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Rita Ora is Fuckign With Madonna….
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Pandhandler Makes a Crazy Recovery After Falling Into Traffic
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Hot Naked Girl in Heels!
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Woman Has a Relationship with a Dude Online – Turns Out to Be her Ex Husband!
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A Crowd at the Concert Singing Bohemian Rhapsody….Weird.
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Alina Baikova is Hot in the Desert
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J.Lo’s Boots Scare Me
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The Jet Bike is Next Level Hipsterism
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21 Minutes of Lesbian Wrestling
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

12

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day


I spent my day asking everyone I know for nudes of the Kanye Mistress being used to promote his new Album and pump some new life into an otherwise uninteresting storyline. This is TV people. We gotta keep the drama going because the second the public loses interest…it’s over.

I figured by looking at her, she’s probably got a ton of nudes, and everyone who has fucked her in this city, and I am sure there is at least one person who has at least titty pics of her.

Now I am forced to go get laser hair removal at the spa she works at and has successfully done her job as marketing manager, drink at the club she works at (that I am banned from), and walk the streets calling her name….because today is her day…next week no one will care…it could be my big story, my Lewinsky…

While I plot my failed strategy, here are some stepLINKS…

Wannabe Fame Whore Fame Whores By Saying She Boned a Fame Whore While His Fame Whore Girl is Knocked Up with a Fame Whore of Tomorrow…Didn’t Actually Bang Kanye
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Eddie Murphy Has Sex with This Maxim Model
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Today in Amazing Hot Booty
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Jennifer Lopez Slutting it Up for Harper’s
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Elsa Hosk for Victoria’s Secret
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Barbara Palvin’s Hottest Photoshoot Ever
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Corgi Loves the Drums
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15 Fit as Fuck Girls
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The Sandlot Actors – Then and Now
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Get Your Bitch a Stripper Pole and Make Her Work for Your in the Privacy of Your Own Home
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Guide Dog Saves His Trainer
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Is Hilary Duff Going Broke?
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Stacy Keibler Lookin’ Hot Showing Some Titty
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Iggy Azalea Big Booty On Stage Making Me Sad She’s Blocked Me”target=”_blank”rel=”nofollow”> GO
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Hot Babe Showing Off Her Vag in the WAter…
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Scary Base JUmp Fail
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Ghost Tits? WTF??!
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Watch Out for that Tree
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Katie Holmes Looks Like a Monster
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Some Party Slut from Greece DJing in Lingerie and It is Awesome
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If You Care About Kate Upton – Guess Who is Fucking Her Big Tits?
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NSFW Heavy Metal Video is Pretty Fucking Weird…and Gay….WTF
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Melissa Satta Looks Hot in her Bikini Too
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Some Chick With Amazing Booty Posing Half Naked in a Tool Shed
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Motor Cycle Wheelie Fail
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Edita Vilkeviciute is Topless for Vogue France and Amazing
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Lady Gaga Scary at a Wedding
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Big Tit Girl On Girl Action
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Caprice is Some Next Level Nude Model….
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A Topless Kate Upton Is Only 21. Wait, What?
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Drunk Girl Taking a Piss in the Elevator….
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Alessandra Ambrosio Paying the Meter in SHORTS!!
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Asian Won’t Stop Jerking It on the Bus
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Autumn Reeser All Pregnant and Shit
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Today in Denise Richards in a Dress NEws…
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50 Best Twist Endings in Movies of All Time….
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A Bunch of Whores in Foil Bikinis
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The Ultimate Filing System
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A Whole Lot of Hot Single Girls…
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Her Butthole is Acting Up During ORgasm
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Fat Chick Strips Even Though She’s Not Supposed To
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Extreme Fisting the Compilation
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Hot MILF FUCKED
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Big Titty Cam Girl Squirts
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Naked Girl in Kitchen Shows Off Her Deli Meats in her Panties
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Girl Shows Her Tits on Skype
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Big Titty Girl in Red Socks Fucks Herself Proper
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Hot Girl Fucks Herself….
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Cam Girls Are the Future…
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The Best Big Boy Toys Your Woman Will Love in the Game
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

12

Jun

Loulou Robert for Treats of the Day

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